Chapter 150
Chapter 150
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 150
Chapter Title: Eladrien Protests and Kellyerton Catastrophe
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“Get out here and explain yourself, you elf traitor!”
“An elf antagonizing other elves? That make any sense?”
“Post a nude pic of the knight captain right now!”
“?”
In front of Eladrien Castle.
Elves had gathered in droves, protesting.
The knight captain Eliana was a fake elf.
Not only had she hidden it, but she'd stirred up trouble targeting elves while pretending to be human.
[Title: Eladrien update...jpg]
Author: Elves Are Pretty Cute and Everything
(image of an elf banging roughly on a door)
(image of an elf wailing and covering their face with both hands)
(image of an elf lying on the floor flailing around)
No way Eliana...
Her Majesty's direct knight captain was an elf traitor...
Come out and explain yourself right now!
[Likes 7434] [Dislikes 102]
- lol shit hit the fan
- How's the knight captain a fake elf lmao
- I'm three bottles of soju worth of pissed!!!
- ?????
- Isn't this the same one from the last controversy?
ㄴ Stirring up drama to muddy the waters lol
The elves were, of course, in an uproar.
They pounded on the door, demanding an explanation.
Soon enough, the door slowly creaked open, and a calm golden-haired elf emerged.
A fake, a pure-blooded elf.
“Ah! She came out!”
“Grab her!”
The pure-blooded elf had committed crimes unforgivable to elves.
Namely, kicking soju bottles with her foot.
Dumping unopened soju down the sewer.
Mixing mint chocolate with soju, and so on.
The elves, furious, shouted to seize the pure-blooded elf.
“Sh-should we grab her?”
Yeah, they just shouted.
Among fake elves, she was the weakest...
But by elf standards, she was the only one favored by the World Tree.
A powerhouse holding the knight captain position.
Part of the Meat Knights, well-supplied with protein, her strength was top-notch too.
“Y-you grab her.”
“No way. You grab her...”
They shouted to grab her, but who would dare threaten a pure-blooded elf?
Besides, she hadn't broken any laws.
More importantly, her vibe was different now.
Gone was the usual calm, gentle elf; only a golden-haired elf who'd given up everything remained.
“Ex-explain yourself!”
A green-haired elf in the crowd shouted.
“Explain what.”
Her head snapped around, eyes flashing like a ghost.
“Eek.”
“Hieeek.”
Elves were perfectly hierarchical.
Classic elf trait: strict pecking order.
“I was forced to become a fake elf, and now I have so much work...”
As the pure-blooded elf walked forward, the crowd parted like the sea.
She grabbed the trembling green-haired elf's ear bare-handed.
“Eek! It hurts!”
The elf teared up and shook, but the pure-blooded elf showed no mercy.
“I've tried talking nicely so many times, but you never listen... Even after the World Tree left, you just kept chugging booze...”
How many reforms had she hoped for?
How much had she worked like a dog?
Yet for one bit of drama-stirring, the elves mobbed to dunk her.
In her blackened rage, the pure-blooded elf messaged me.
Pure-Blooded Elf: I get it now
Pure-Blooded Elf: This is how elves are supposed to be
Discipline elves nicely?
Build a better society by majority vote?
None of that.
This is elves.
The pure-blooded elf had realized it.
“Th-this isn't right!”
Another nearby elf shouted, recalling the ideal pure-blooded elf she'd always been.
This makes no sense.
Elves can't do this to each other!
“Then die.”
But the pure-blooded elf wasn't listening.
“Eeeeek!”
She grabbed that elf's ear too.
Watching the scene, I started to doubt.
“Wait, is this okay?”
I'd worried the pure-blooded elf would suffer backlash from the crowd, but it went the opposite way.
But was bulldozing like this really the answer?
“No, it's elves, so it'll work...”
Bulldozing leads to ruin.
But thinking again, with elves, it might just work.
“How's the gallery reacting?”
The issue was the gallery watching this.
The pure-blooded elf was a fake before she was an elf.
For outcasts like Yongyong or Soon-to-Die-Suck outside society's fence, fine.
But someone embedded like the pure-blooded elf being a fake? Problematic.
Worst case, they'd say it's only possible because Judak has her back!
“Perfect setup for trolls to run wild.”
So I checked the gallery.
- Eh, elves being elves, but wtf fake?
- Post some spicy tuna cans already you bum
- Eladrien internal drama? Not my circus, not my monkeys?
ㄴ Don't say hot stuff like that no no
ㄴ ?
“What the.”
No one cared.
Or rather, attention was elsewhere.
A new shitpost caught my eye.
[Shitpost: Shit-Flavored Curry vs Curry-Flavored Shit]
(image of peaceful Kellier Town streets)
(image of screen shaking like an earthquake)
(image of massive shit geyser erupting)
Fuckin curry my ass
[Likes 2012] [Dislikes 4903]
- Ah
- No fuck
- Wait no dude
- Inki yaaaa!
- Wait is this real? Why's the ground shaking live?
“Huh?”
A shit geyser exploded from Kellier Town's sewers.
I couldn't grasp it at first, then the bunker shook violently.
-BOOM!
A massive roar and shockwave hit the bunker.
*
Kellier Town's sewers exploded.
The neglected sludge beast had grown strong gobbling overflowing trash.
With immense force, a sludge fountain shot into the sky.
No, a bomb.
No, a mega-explosion.
“Fuck, my house.”
My house flew away.
[Title: Kellier Town in one image summary...jpg]
(image of medieval public toilet)
[Likes 2039] [Dislikes 5943]
- Fuck take this post down
- Went to shit and my house became the toilet
- Just a sludge burst? Why the fuss?
ㄴ You level 1 newbie?
ㄴ Die for real wanna die?
ㄴ This shithead
ㄴ lmao reactions are solid
Watching the footage from the magic tower of downtown Kellier Town, I realized the extent.
From the west plaza onward, streets near the plaza were wiped clean.
Then the surging sludge beast rampaged, whole neighborhoods vanished.
“Fuck, my house.”
That was me.
The bunker was fine.
But the shop built above it—owner unknown—had vanished cleanly.
The camouflage building gone, leaving an empty lot.
- But Judak, what you doing not seeing this?
- Judak take responsibility for my house!!!
- You told us to build it! You told us!
And as always when shit hits, trolls swarmed.
Real victims or trolls faking Kellier Town residents started hounding me.
I scanned the posts blankly, clicking the most popular one.
[Title: But isn't this Judak's fault?]
(image of sludge beast bigger than a two-story house)
(image of knights and soldiers struggling against it)
Judak led the build, but no maintenance?
One check would've prevented it, right?
[Likes 392] [Dislikes 5320]
- Wow shameless fucker lol
- Judak king of Kellier Town? Why care?
- Keeps getting favors so thinks it's entitled
- 1 point
Obvious low-effort bait.
I'd usually ignore.
- Judak*) Ah
But I had no time for that now.
ㄴ Author) What's ah? You built it, take responsibility lol Am I wrong?
ㄴ Judak*) 3
ㄴ Author) 3? Trying weird jokes in serious mood again lol
“Fuck, my house.”
Couldn't leave the upstairs wrecked.
Royal repairs might expose the bunker.
Losing that hidden geographic edge.
Pain in the ass.
ㄴ Author) Judak never serious?
ㄴ Author) Counter my point
ㄴ Judak*) 2
ㄴ Judak*) 1
ㄴ (This user has been permanently banned.)
ㄴ Wtf
ㄴ Huh?
ㄴ Judak*) What huh you wrote agitprop too?
ㄴ Judak*) Your turn now
ㄴ Judak*) 3
ㄴ Judak*) 2
ㄴ Sorry. Wanted attention so wrote that, swear to heavens didn't mean to piss off Lord Judak at all
“Terrorists don't negotiate.”
I was seeing red.
My life: offline 0.1, online 9.9.
“Balance must hold.”
No margin for error.
But offline issues bleed online.
Fixing land and house above? Maybe 10 pages of shitposts...
No, 10+ hours of gal time lost.
Gal-loss.
“Guhk, heuk. Heuuu.”
Imagining it, hyperventilating.
Trolls? Fine, happens.
Tactical nuke? Gallery identity, forgivable.
“But blocking my gal time? No.”
Hyperventilation hit, rage shifted to neglected Kellier Town.
- Judak's vibe off rn?
- I'd rage too, helped and this lol
- Everyone bow!!!
[Notice: Kellier Town Assemble]
Author: Judak*
(image of sludge beast moving east)
Within 1 hour
1. Solution to catch that thing
2. Fix future damage and prevention
3. Why neglected
Fail one? Kellier Town IPs shop closes perm.
* Tuna Can Queen exempt cuz likable
[Likes 9999+] [Dislikes 0]
- Wtf
- Spare us
- But last time installed and told to manage properly
- Who's sewer duty anyway?
- Why exempt Tuna Can Queen
ㄴ Judak*) Cuz cute
ㄴ Ah ok
ㄴ Cute is fair
ㄴ Tuna Can Queen) ㅇuㅇ
“World ends, bunker's safe.”
But exposing location messing gal time? Unacceptable.
Sludge beast moved elsewhere.
Better check top visually than pics.
“Need to see to plan.”
Grabbed the holy sword doubling as vent, climbed stairs slowly.
What I saw: half-collapsed building rubble.
“Ah.”
Sludge slime surge flung debris here.
Stood dazed in ruins center, opened gallery, snapped pic.
-Snap!
“Shitpost first.”
House gone? Still shitpost.
Plenty gals of lost houses.
Shitpost is timing.
Judak shitpost tasty, but normie alt ranking highest.
[Title: Came to senses and house gone]
Author: Humanities Ghost's Secret
(photo of half-collapsed building)
lol
[Post this?]
“Shitpost first to calm down.”
Finger on post button.
“What a perilous place for a mortal to linger.”
Unfamiliar voice from behind.
Crass tone in odd timbre.
“Is this your home?”
Few spoke like that.
Turned: gold.
Golden eyes stared close.
“Wait, hmm?”
Yongyong stared at me.