Chapter 14
Chapter 14
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 14
Chapter Title: Isekai Destruction Gallery
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Epic Post) Shivering Magical Beast Trio's Three Dumb Meats Current Status..jpg
(Goblin stew meme)
(Orc barbecue meme)
(Troll meat lump soup meme)
These three are such realistically shitty, disgusting, vomit-inducing, dogshit-tier garbage foods that even comparing them to dog food feels like an insult. Yeah.
For hunters who roam around hunting magical beasts, these are familiar meals.
But.
(#MeToo, DaSaDa, etc. MSG collection meme)
Things changed after this guy showed up.
It's the kind of insane ingredient that makes you eat magical beast food even when you have normal meals left, only resorting to it as a last, last resort after starving.
Just shake it into plain boiled meat water and it suddenly has this legendary depth of flavor.
Three-line summary:
1. Judak drops MSG.
2. Magical beast cuisine becomes fucking delicious.
3. Judak, fuck, I love you, smooches.
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- No way it's that good? Brain damage?
- Viral ㄷㄷ
ㄴ Gallery newbies, shut up and lurk.
ㄴ For real; just a little makes food fucking delicious.
ㄴ Fr, even better than chicken.
ㄴ ?
ㄴ ? Fuck no, that's not right.
Epic Post) Alright, if everyone likes Judak, hit that super recommend?
Judak ← Super lovable, super recommend lol
Wanna grab him and give him real cheek smooches lol
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- lol super recommend~
- lmao what the hell is disrecommend real name system?
- Solves hunger, catches trolls, what can't Judak do?
- Judak☆ This is sexual harassment, stop.
ㄴ lolol Judak oppa's kinda cute?
ㄴ lol ffs wanna grab him for real.
ㄴ Poster) What do you mean stop. Who said he only does praiseworthy shit? He's being so fucking lovable, why stop? Come at me bro.
ㄴ This is actually dangerous tho.
ㄴ This guy's been dead serious the whole time.
“Location tracking prevention's working properly, right?”
The gallery's going apeshit.
I'm a diehard gallery dweller who's been here longer than anyone and even got the Judak mark, but surprisingly, I don't swear much.
Felt like I was holding back curses at Lv999.
No, why are these guys threatening smooches just because he's doing nice things lately?
“Well, if it gets really dangerous, I've got plenty of ways.”
[Shop/Weapons]
-Pistol
-SMG
-Shotgun
-Rifle
.
.
The shop is god, and I'm invincible.
For example, the K2 rifle, the tears of Korean men, only costs 650 mana rounds.
In front of me, a top marksman and elite soldier from my previous life, everyone's one-shot.
“As long as it doesn't malfunction.”
50% chance of jamming means 50% win or lose.
Of course, no need to resort to last measures.
The horn from that wholesome affinity nickname guy was still diligently masking my location today.
“By the way, is magical beast meat really that bad?”
I've seen orcs and trolls like the ones in gallery memes.
Read posts about eating them for survival sometimes, but no taste reviews.
Curious, I asked the full-blooded elf from the meat lovers' group.
Full Elf: Judak, don't eat magical beast meat...
......
Judak☆: Why?
Full Elf: Just don't eat it, you fucking bastard.
Judak☆: What?
Her intense reaction gave me a rough idea.
“Still, MSG isn't magic, they'll stop at some point.”
But I dismissed the burning gallery like it was nothing.
What is the gallery?
A place where bait changes dozens of times a day on all sorts of topics.
Tomorrow, this bait would fizzle out and be buried under dumb posts.
[Holy Sword Light function deactivated.]
I put out the fire and went to sleep.
But I didn't know one thing.
How insanely powerful MSG is to isekai folks who'll eat shit-taste curry for survival...
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Title: Rate my magical beast dish plz?
(Wild orc meat soup meme)
(Villagers crazily swarming and sprinkling MSG meme)
Caught a forest troll that lived in the cave behind the village and made it into barbecue lol
This fucker tasted bad and was a huge pain to hunt due to its size, always a headache.
But village gallery folks tasted MSG and like they plotted it, they all rushed over and beat it down.
Nearby goblins were baffled.
Seeing them stand dumbstruck then freak out and run was hilarious lololol
They seemed kinda cute too lol
(Chasing and slaughtering goblins meme)
Next meal's goblin roast tho.
ㄴ Scary af;
ㄴ Why do all the villagers have that expression? Looks like a fucking cult;
ㄴ Worshipping MSG, might actually be a cult.
ㄴ Then Judak's the cult leader?
ㄴ lololol village gallery agrees lolol
ㄴ Whoa, magical beasts fleeing for the first time.
ㄴ Nah, happens sometimes. Not fear, but strategic retreat from smart ones...
ㄴ That's straight-up panic flee dude.
ㄴ I'd run too if orcs beat the shit outta me and sprinkled MSG all over.
Title: Can I eat zombies too?
Our area's heavily undead-infested, only zombies no matter how hard I look.
Yeah, there are goblin zombies farther out, but rotten skin's the same.
Will this taste good with MSG too?
- Don't eat zombies you guys.
ㄴ Poster) Why?
ㄴ You fucking bastard.
ㄴ Fucking asshole.
ㄴ What's missing?
ㄴ lololol just straight curse spam lolol
“What the hell.”
Next day, the gallery was even more chaotic.
Even the diverse epic posts were only debating hentai and magical beast recipes, in all varieties.
Started with goblins, orcs, then trolls, even undead.
- Skeleton, dies tasty!
- Good for bone broth vibes.
ㄴ What about flesh bits?
ㄴ Go to afterlife gallery then ㅇㅇ
ㄴ What?
Mana moves boneless undead.
Boiling them whole.
Even zombies were getting hunted, only for zombies to flee instead—bizarre phenomenon.
Title: Dwarves ← Reason these fuckers are idiots...jpg
(Killgrot Kingdom reclamation battle site meme)
With all these tasty morsels around, whining about no food and begging for aid.
Like being in front of conveyor sushi or buffet and complaining you're hungry—what's the difference?
- Yeah true fml.
ㄴ Thought they were manly, just idiots.
ㄴ Dumb retard idiot sea cucumber is peak dwarf emperor.
ㄴ Dieting dwarves impressive even in crisis.
- Tarddru) Wasn't there no MSG back then?
ㄴ Idiot.
ㄴ Retard sea cucumber.
ㄴ Elf BFF.
ㄴ Tarddru) Elf BFF step forward.
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Tarddru) Gonna smash your head.
ㄴ ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ;
But as always, when party's popping off, one race wants to pour cold water.
Epic Post) Pathetic other races, you're inferior.
Where'd healthy veggie-focused diets and table manners go?
Seeing you all greedily devour magical beast meat, no different from goblins.
We don't eat nearby slimes or magical beasts like you.
Sharing air in this space is deeply insulting!
Gallery management suits elves best.
(Human knight thumbs-up meme)
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- Elf pretending to be human pretending to be beastkin;
- Ffs elf bitch it's you again!!!
- Funeral vibe disco dancer is peak elf emperor.
- Full Elf★) Saying first, I've never agreed or sympathized with this.
ㄴ lolol cutting ties fast.
ㄴ Judgment call peak full emperor lol.
- Super recommend rigging heavy.
- Locked in after great war starving, what manners?
- Do magical beasts respect that when eating you!?
- Roast more.
ㄴ ??
ㄴ This real elf counter...
“Responses are hot.”
Blame elves when shit hits fan, usually right.
Elf ate rigged epic post, but gallery sharp on manipulation posts.
Soon some elf's post got dogpiled by all races and pathetically deleted...
But ripple effect clear.
- But didn't she say slime just now?
- Slimes near elf forest?
- Huh slime?
- Sounds tasty?
Slimes: magical beasts, no fishy or bitter, unique tangy toxic zing.
Gallery folks and beast cuisine hunters remembering that taste, eyes turned to Elrad.
- Let's go~
- Elf bastards come at us~
First trigger for all races swarming Elrad, previously untouched.
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[Admin Chatroom]
SoonToDieVamp: Orange sticker! Orange sticker?
Judak☆: ㅇㅇ what's up.
SoonToDieVamp: (Goblet and bowls full of sticky magical beast blood, chunks of flesh)
(Selfie meme chomping huge bite holding orc with both arms)
MSG this is truly excellent!
Sticky fishy blood became beautiful.
This is utter riot!!
Judak☆: ㄷㄷ; Glad it's tasty.
SoonToDieVamp: Want to praise!
That... I remember!
Orange sticker! Craving cheek smooch!
Smooch bro!
Judak☆: Eek!
Ignoring SoonToDieVamp's sudden murder threat, I peeked at the even messier gallery.
- Sing-song wyvern meat review.
- Magical beast snail roast ← Surprisingly fucking tasty...
- My market and magical beast daily meal routine...jpg
Gallery heated up more on beast cuisine.
Simple boiled meat soup evolved into diverse recipes.
Research on ratios for tasty mixes from countless beast cuisine chefs.
Fever peaked, some even hunting beasts themselves.
-Kwaaang!
-Kieeeek!
“No way they came this far?”
Proof: Noisy outside warehouse.
Hunters' manic voices, swarming beasts charging.
Thought to check outside, decided to hole up.
Anyway, gallery extra rowdy today simple reason.
Epic Post) Ate a meal with an elf lol
(Elrad forest blonde elf sharing slime cold dish and noodles with knight meme)
(Elf drooling over beast cuisine meme)
Came to Elrad for slime hunt, elf approaches.
Then suddenly squats and eats my cooking?
Devoured so well, 3 hours already lol.
Elves call beast food vulgar but true colors this lolol
(Elf eyes closed bliss meme)
lol come at me.
Gonna make you beast cuisine addict.
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- You!!!!!
- lolol elf cute.
- Lol can't hide true feelings.
Elves had discovered beast cuisine.