Chapter 121
Chapter 121
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 121
Chapter Title: Spam Unleashed and the AK47 Crisis
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“I found the counter...”
That’s right, premium spam.
Only release spam in the marketplace when they behave.
Successfully handled even the toughest worship trolling with ease.
- How do you hold back from this?
ㄴ For real, if you hold back, I’d question if you’re human first
ㄴ Try cracking the rift bastard yourself
In the end, even the hero crumbled before spam.
[Notice: Summary of Spam-Related Responses]
Posted by: Judak*
Me.
After posting the spam, inquiries flooded in, so here’s a response ㅇㅇ
Q. Will you release spam regularly?
ㄴㄴ If you behave, I’ll release some
Q. Release spam more often
Memes related to me are fine
But if anyone gets serious, full ban and no more spam in the marketplace ㅇㅇ
Everything else, I’ll consider positively
Q. This is tyranny, you bastard
(Moustached man with Judak mark composite meme)
Anyway, worship memes are allowed again
But I’m clearly human
Not an omnipotent god, so obviously not worthy of worship
[Recommendations 9999+] [Disrecommendations 2]
- “Flooded” my ass, wanna die?
- One-line summary plz
ㄴ You bastard
ㄴ Don’t brainbreak us
- Judak: I’m not a god (shakes the world with a single gesture)
ㄴ Telling us not to worship but keep doing worship-worthy shit? (Seriously don’t get it)
ㄴ Whoa
ㄴ Never question that
- So as long as we don’t mention it directly, it’s fine?
ㄴ Judak* duly noted?
ㄴ Don’t go that far...
ㄴ Got nothing to lean on... Parents dead, no siblings
ㄴ Fr, now it’s just Lord Judak...
“Hmm...”
Memes were one thing, but actual worship made him cringe.
But seeing that last comment left a strange feeling.
Everyone in the gallery was fun and games, but reality was often harsher.
After pondering, he asked Padak, who seemed experienced with worship.
Dragon Will Die: Mortals are far more fragile than you think
Judak*: What’s that supposed to mean?
Dragon Will Die: Mortal lives flicker like candle flames
Dragon Will Die: A simple trip can cause blindness
Dragon Will Die: A mere graze from a blade can lead to fatal poisoning
Dragon Will Die: So mortals always seek strong, overwhelming beings to rely on
Dragon Will Die: Especially merciful ones like you, right? :)
People don’t die easily.
But they can get hurt easily.
A few seconds of mishap could leave permanent physical and mental scars, endless suffering.
That’s why they desperately seek gods or something to lean on, said Yongyong.
- Please don’t abandon us!
- If you leave, we’re done for...
- (Elf con clutching clothes)
Just then, gallery users left comments anxious over his notice.
After a brief think, he replied.
ㄴ Judak* ㅇㅋ Just avoid specifics
ㄴ Judak* Nothing excessive. ex. “In the name of the god” blah blah no
ㄴ ...!!!
ㄴ sax!!!
ㄴ (Elf con ears twitching)
So he posted a compromise notice, but was even this okay?
Soon, all signs and books referring to him vanished from churches.
And the old church culture of peddling gods to push doctrine was swept away.
[Nameless God]
A god without a name.
Instead, subtle titles fostered a quiet faith, a small sanctuary in people’s hearts.
*
- 3 Ways to Eat Spam Deliciously
- Try grinding up spam and eating it
- Spam Research Lab Final Version.jpg
- Top it on merfolk meat for real GOAT
With church bait fully resolved, the gallery enjoyed temporary peace.
Especially the freshly released spam rivaled tuna cans in impact.
All sorts of recipes and research poured in on tastier ways to eat it.
“The bounty payouts are done too, right?”
The monster bounty with AK47 as reward was still booming.
Curious no top winner had posted anything yet...
[Title: Pls tell me I made the rankings...?]
(Chef fridge in kitchen meme)
It popped up so I’m posting lololol
Yup~ This is current 0-tier ultimate fridge
The few with fridges?
Fuck off don’t brag
Chef Collection fridge is god, I’m invincible
[Recommendations 102] [Disrecommendations 1523]
- Fuck, jealous
- (Elf con flipping middle finger in disgust)
- Wow... what’s that feel like fr?
- Die
The 2nd place fridge winner started bragging, drawing attention back.
Exactly what he was aiming for.
“Promotion? What’s that?”
Winners post boasts, promoting the bounty.
The commissions from that steadily piled up for him—wasn’t this true auto-farming?
No issues arose either.
Top rankers wouldn’t troll out of nowhere anyway.
Or so he thought.
Pure Elf: Judak Judak!
Judak*: ?
Pure Elf: Did you see the concept post?? Big trouble!!
“Huh?”
At the urgent Pure Elf chat, he checked the concept post.
And there it was, a post with a bizarre title.
[Concept Post: Rest Easy, It’s Armed Robbery]
(Queen hostage meme)
(Chaos in audience chamber meme)
This rotten world...
I’ll purify it!
[Recommendations 102] [Disrecommendations 3202]
- You psycho
- Don’t you pity the cute Queen Queen?
- Boo, trash bastard
“What the hell.”
The AK47 given to 1st place.
Some guy holding it had taken Kellerton Queen Evelyn hostage in a standoff.
*
“You psycho, let go of the queen!”
Chaos inside the audience chamber.
Crisis hit Evelyn out of nowhere as she munched on a tuna can.
“Don’t come closer. I’ll shoot for real!”
“Urk...”
Some guy burst in, smacked her tuna can away, and threatened.
Of course, it shouldn’t have been possible.
Even for a new nation, the queen’s audience chamber was ironclad security.
Hell, it could shrug off a surprise fireball.
“Urk, of all times...”
“Is Judak watching?”
Problem was the guy wielded Judak’s great magic, the gun.
Guns were unstoppable, even by dragons.
Essentially an absolute divine weapon from Judak—knights couldn’t approach easily.
One twitch of his finger, and they’d all be beehives.
“Why... why are you doing this...?”
Evelyn wore the world’s most wronged expression.
She’d just become queen and gotten busier.
Finally wrapped up work for some simple joy, then this guy storms in and smacks her tuna—
Smacks her tuna can.
Worth mentioning twice, that crucial issue.
“Shut up!”
“Eek!”
Then the black gun muzzle pressed into her cheek.
The man’s face was beyond normal.
Eyes mad with frenzy, breaths heaving in excitement.
Those bloodshot red eyes looked suspicious no matter how you sliced it.
“I lost my entire family to those in power.”
Half-staring into space, the man muttered.
Evelyn felt even more wronged.
“I didn’t do anything.”
But his words didn’t reach the man.
“Adrian Emperor is just a child, and the Pope is dead.”
For ages, a sweet voice had whispered in his ear.
[Kill all the powerful.]
[Avenge your family.]
A thick voice burrowing into his brain.
Already half-broken, it was an irresistible absolute command.
A normal guy suddenly got power worthy of top bounty spot.
“Judak! Show yourself! The voice whispers for me to kill you!”
The man yelled at the sky, toward Judak supposedly watching from somewhere.
“If you don’t come out, Judak, I’ll kill this tuna can queen!”
A truly hair-trigger moment.
- Isn’t this actually dangerous rn?
- But how’s the kingdom security that lax lol
ㄴ It’s a gun, idiot
ㄴ Try defending against it, I threatened with a gun once ㅇㅇ
The gallery was turning serious over the crisis.
Then a message appeared before everyone.
Judak*: No bullets tho?
“Ah.”
1st prize was the AK47.
But he never said it came loaded.
The man’s face hardened as realization hit late.
*
He’d included the gun as 1st prize.
But no bullets.
“Isn’t that obvious?”
Even in a modern world where gun dangers were known, accidents were rampant.
Planned to supply small ammo batches weekly via real-time contact.
To avoid issues.
Though he never expected a royal intrusion.
“Looks off though.”
Red eyes.
Constant mumbling, didn’t seem sane.
Had to catch him to know.
But the man bolted from the audience chamber with eerie speed.
[Title: Bounty Ranking 1st Place Update...jpg]
(Street prowling meme)
(Knights hot on tail meme)
Threatened poor Tuna Tuna Queen
But no mana ammo, bullets empty, bouncing lol
[Recommendations 102] [Disrecommendations 2]
- Oh god insane??
- Wow speed is nuts lol
ㄴ Fr not 1st for nothing
ㄴ But he looks kinda off?
Man’s speed befitted 1st place.
But inside Kellerton,
With the gun useless, encirclement closed fast.
“Don’t come closer!”
Desperate, he grabbed a passing woman hostage, halting the knights.
- What a coward
- True man, 1v120 fair fight!
ㄴ Bastard’s super cowardly lol
ㄴ But that’s how you handle criminals ig
The man pressed a dagger to the woman’s throat, dead serious.
Gallery reactions were mostly negative, but he saw differently.
“Something’s weird.”
The suddenly hostage woman gallery user.
Should’ve screamed or panicked, but eerily calm.
No fear even with dagger at throat.
“Um...”
Slowly, she removed her hood.
Golden blonde hair, amber eyes, flawless milky skin beneath.
But she didn’t look normal.
Breaths ragged, face strangely flushed.
“By chance, know a sweet scent around here?”
Appearance different, but instinct kicked in.
“Dryer?”
She was Affection Addict Dryer.