Chapter 120
Chapter 120
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 120
Chapter Title: Suppressing the Worship and the Spam Frenzy
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>Isekai Destruction Gallery Episode 120 (121/467)
[Notice: I really didn't want to do this, but I'm revealing my gender...]
Author: Judak*
It's me, everyone.
You all know the memes in the gallery well.
Especially the Judak worship memes that have been trending, I'm aware of that.
But it's gone too far.
They built statues of me, prayed to me, and even when I told them sincerely to stop worshipping, they wouldn't listen.
(Elf lips filling the screen meme)
So, time for some rewards, right?
For the time being, all worship, damn Judak templates, god.jpg, and goat memes are banned.
If anyone breaks this,
I'll see it as a challenge against Judak and hand out punishment.
[Recommendations 8123] [Disrecommendations 3121]
- ^^|bal, you joking? That's my daily routine.
- sax
- Augh, fuck, warn about elf memes.
ㄴ So, honestly, I think they're a bit pretty...
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Galbung Galbung, what are you talking about?
- Hmm... Anyone want to volunteer as vanguard?
- For real, any hot-blooded folks around?
- Damn, it's Judak's notice... I have to worship!!!!!
ㄴ [System: 24-hour activity ban imposed.]
ㄴ Gasp
ㄴ Shit, 24-hour gallery ban? Is Judak a demon?
ㄴ I'll remember that!
ㄴ x
It was prime troll respawn timing.
I'd made up my mind to clean up the gallery.
"But these trolls are on another level?"
The problem was they weren't your typical trolls.
Not the hate-posters, tactical nuke orc nude memes, or the ones drawing Stone Golem temptation comics.
These were bona fide worship trolls.
Not even playful WWE-style worship—these were sincere fanatic believers.
They were the trickiest trolls of all.
"These guys won't listen to reason."
What about regular trolls?
They don't listen either, of course.
[Title: Hiiing... I'm a bunny girl but my sex drive is too strong, help ㅠㅠ]
(Meme of muscular orc males competing in strength)
Beware curiosity.
Your curiosity will lead you to death.
I'll save you once.
[Recommendations 0] [Disrecommendations 102]
- Kraaak, kraaaak!!!!!
- A!!! Fuck!!! Fast!!!
- Ripped out your eyeballs and let you live, ㅇㅈㄹ lol
- Always wondered, why do these bastards hurt themselves posting this shit???
ㄴ "Because it's fun."
ㄴ Seeing your reactions is worth more.
ㄴ Author) (Excited orc thrusting meme)
ㄴ A fuck lololol
But physical force works on them.
Trolls are like terrorists who strike when activity is low.
They target times when bans are lax because management slacks off.
Hit them with the greater pain of gallery cleanup, and it's solved easily.
- Judak*) lol fun
ㄴ Judak*) Heavenly punishment "100x"
ㄴ Author) ??? Dude, when the hell do you even sleep?
ㄴ [Blocked IP.]
ㄴ [Ban duration – 100 hours]
ㄴ Whoa shit
ㄴ Judak is everywhere
Orc nudes? Compared to grandma seduction tactical nukes, it's like cute puppy memes.
My past-life gallery hardening made regular trolls no match.
The real enemies were these worship trolls.
[Title: Accept it]
Author: Darian
Why grieve?
This is the trial God has given us.
Weep with joy.
God is watching you.
[Recommendations 502] [Disrecommendations 12]
- Aah, now I understand the meaning.
- Uwaaa, Judak, take everything I have!!!
ㄴ [System: 24-hour activity ban imposed.]
ㄴ Gasp, God noticed you.
ㄴ Brother, so jealous!!! Me too!!!
"No, crazy."
That was the scary part about worship trolls.
Whatever I did, any positives were credited to me.
All negatives and damages? Their own fault.
If I beat them down hard, it's their fault for making me act personally.
If I toss them tuna cans, they interpret it as my merciful grace.
- Judak*) (Aah, Judak con is scary)
ㄴ (Praise him! Con)
ㄴ Aah Lord Judak!!!
ㄴ Uwaaa Lord Judak is watching me!!!
So regular troll training methods don't work.
The whip hits its limit here.
"Hmm, so what now?"
Time to pull out the carrot from the carrot-and-stick playbook.
I looked away from the gallery to the shop window.
[Spam 340g] - 3p
Do you hate Spam?
You're a spy, right?
Perfect carrot right there.
*
- A fuck, cathedral bastards lololol
- I get the faithful part, but why us too?
- Release the tuna cans!!!!
- My mind's breaking my mind's breaking my mind's breaking my mind's breaking
12 hours since whipping the market with bans.
Less than a day had passed, but the tamed gallery masses were starting to scream.
Not dozens, but tens of millions worldwide howling.
Any group would waver at this point.
"It's a trial."
"Aah..."
"Do not waver."
In the prayer room center, sunlight pouring down.
The hero spoke, back to the beautiful girl Judak statue, and all believers bowed deeply.
They were all fervent Judak devotees.
Each owed their life to Judak for personal reasons.
They'd personally experienced his efficacy and believed soul-deep.
"Hero, but Lord Judak said not to..."
Cathedral knight Collin spoke cautiously, but Darian's face was resolute.
Collin could tell from that look they wouldn't bend.
'Judak showed them something too huge...'
Collin wasn't a fanatic, but he understood why.
Creating food from thin air.
Reattaching severed limbs.
Incomprehensible magic turning rifts into rice cake copiers.
'Not believing would be weirder.'
Now he was confusing himself if he was the abnormal one.
He thought this stalemate would drag on.
- Gasp shit market items dropped!!!
- What? Just one up there alone.
- Posted by mistake?
ㄴ Mistake or not, full buyout!
The gallery suddenly buzzed.
Wondering what happened, Collin quickly clicked the post.
[Quality Post: Yup~ I snagged a purchase~]
(Meme of Spam gripped in hand)
Seems like food at least.
Similar to tuna cans but different texture.
Of course, first time seeing the texture, no clue how to describe.
(Spam chunk meme)
But what is this?
Something slimy-looking came out.
Took a bite... tasty but weird.
Not quite tuna can level?
[Recommendations 5921] [Disrecommendations 502]
- Ten thousand times too fast fingers.
- Eating alone? Share some.
- (Elf con crying on the ground)
- I tried it too, kinda meh ㅇㅇ
"Hm? New food item."
But reviews said taste was just okay compared to tuna.
Compared to local food here, heavenly flavor, so sold out obviously.
'Did Judak bestow this so we don't starve?'
Collin thought that and clicked another post.
The next one had explosive reactions.
[Title: Woof woof!!! Growl,... bark bark woof woof!!!!]
Author: DogThatHumpsWhenTasty
(Meme of Spam golden-brown grilled)
(Meme of Spam on rice)
Bark bark bark! Bark growl sob, ugh sob...
- Lololol wtf is this?
- Crying while eating lol
- But taste is meh right?
ㄴ For real, looks like some mongrel food?
ㄴ Author) You fucker
ㄴ Gasp
ㄴ So tasty it makes 'em talk human?
ㄴ Grilled tastes good?
What's the gallery?
A research hub on how to eat Judak's food tastier.
Considering even street 1,000-won bread is luxury here for them,
Grilled Spam was pure heaven.
- Whoa insane, half my life wasted.
- Wow, no, wow... wow lolololol
- Just can't stop laughing lol so damn fun lol
ㄴ For real the taste is just fun lololol
ㄴ A... happy... really feel alive haha
ㄴ A fuck I missed it
ㄴ (Mocking elf con)
Grilled Spam.
Spam dipped in pre-stocked ketchup.
Spam wrapped in fluffy white rice.
Realizing these hacks, gallery users went wild sharing recipes.
[Title: Pleasemoregivememoregiveme]
(Meme of self crying eating Spam)
Too tasty puwaaa ㅠㅠㅠ
Augh why didn't I know sooner?
(Meme looking up from below)
Judaknimu ㅠㅠㅠ please drop more ㅠㅠ!
- Whoa
- Judak*) Heh heh
ㄴ Lololololol
ㄴ Wait, 1,000 more dropped in market
ㄴ Author) Thanks!!! ><
ㄴ Brutally honest lol
"No way, this good?"
Collin's eyes shook nonstop.
He was a gallery user before cathedral knight.
He knew explaining market food taste would wear out his jaw.
He hit purchase immediately...
[Cathedral IP cannot purchase.]
"What!!!"
Judak had blocked it.
"It's a trial! Do not waver!"
Darian shouted to the shaken believers.
But everyone felt it.
How much Darian's eyes were shaking.
How his lips and hands trembled imagining Spam.
"Kugh...!"
"Hero?"
The hero who wouldn't blink over fire was losing his mind to market food.
Tuna cans—how delicious were they?
Taste like every vein screaming.
Soul-saving, alive-feeling grace.
- Wow fuck tastier than tuna???
- No for real it's close ;
- Wow shit so so so tasty lololol!
-Thud
Darian finally knelt, trembling.
"Lord Judak, why this trial upon me...!"
As breathing grew ragged and hard.
Then a message hit Collin.
Judak*: Want Spam?
Collin: !
Judak*: Then feed the hero one piece.
Judak*: Give you 10 Spam lol
Collin's eyes widened max.
10 Spam!
Divide one into three slices: 10 days' meals.
"B-but..."
How to betray?
Then Judak dropped the perfect line.
Judak*: Huh? This is a 'divine order.'
Judak*: Do it quick.
"D-divine order..."
Collin knew better than anyone.
Judak hated god treatment.
This was just an excuse.
But he was human too.
"...Hero."
He placed a hand on suffering Darian's shoulder.
The moment Darian painfully turned his head.
"Sorry, blame me!"
"Sir Collin! Mmph!"
Shoved a perfectly grilled Spam piece into the hero's mouth quick.
*
[Monthly Bounty has ended!]
[Your ranking is 1st! Good job.]
[1st reward 'AK47 7-Day Rental' granted.]
Reward given to a man who'd been bounty hunting.
Judak's great magic, recognizable by form alone.
"AK47..."
He'd earned the 1st place reward: wielding that power for a week.
Overwhelmed with emotion, smiling awhile, then racked the bolt.
-Clack!
"Finally... I can do it."
Grinning ominously, he headed for Kelliarton.