Chapter 100
Chapter 100
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 100
Chapter Title: Isekai Destruction Gallery
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- Judak*) Hmm, jsjs, now that I hear it, I guess I was at fault too.
ㄴ Judak*) I could heal you again if you want to give it a try?
“Hehe, success!”
Inside a certain treehouse in Elrad.
Elder elf Emily peeked into the Gallery while smiling under the covers.
She had successfully pretended to be human and gotten the remedy from Judak!
“Judak has no idea I’m an elf, right?”
Judak had sprinkled toothpaste, but it was meaningless to the Gallery users whose teeth were already chipped.
- Ah lol, should’ve kicked them out sooner
- You give out sweets anytime, now this?
- Has Judak lost his touch?
Trolls who redirected their anger at Judak were a dime a dozen.
- NotAnElf) For real lol this is it
Emily subtly joined the troll crowd.
Why?
[‘Tooth Remedy’ has been delivered!]
To get the remedy, of course.
“This is the remedy that can fix teeth...”
Emily slipped out from under the blanket and opened her mouth in front of a mirror.
Between her neat teeth, her two front teeth were pathetically chipped.
They had broken during the previous Elrad invasion when she joined the battle.
“I bravely fought the magical beasts and... ugh.”
In truth, she’d tripped over a tree root while directing from the rear.
No one would help if she asked like that, obviously.
Given the current Gallery vibe?
Elves got hit with “elf-hater,” “elf-slut,” “heartless pointy-ears” hate speech right away, didn’t they?
This was partly Judak’s fault as the Gallery leader.
“Hmph, I’ll forgive you this once. Since you admitted your mistake and brought the remedy...”
[Tooth Remedy]
Swallow it along with the fragments of your broken tooth.
How embarrassing had it been, with young elves teasing her since her front teeth chipped? She hadn’t even received blessings.
No more of that shame.
Emily perked up her ears, swallowed the remedy and broken front tooth as instructed...!
“Mmm, it tastes like grape juice?”
Surprisingly sweet.
Then came a different sensation.
It was like...
“Guh? Wait? Heh, kehheheh.”
Her whole body twisted like a jump rope routine.
Emily flopped face-first onto the floor.
Tears welled up as unbearable, vivid pain gathered at her front teeth.
“Heeeek, save me! It hurts, elkkkyaaah!”
Pain beyond description!
Then, as Emily flailed like a fish out of water, something caught her eye.
- Judak*) Lol, back to your senses?
“Judaaaak...!”
Judak’s wicked scheme.
Floor was sky, sky was floor.
Unable to endure, Emily did a frantic handstand, waving her arms wildly.
-Thud
Her hand smacked the tooth remedy, sending it to the floor.
The label peeled off, revealing the true name inside.
[Mid-Grade Recovery Potion]
Boasts twice the effect of a low-grade recovery potion. Pain included.
*
[Title: Tooth Remedy Review.jpg]
Pain like getting stabbed to regain your teeth vs just live without feeling it
- Lol wtf that bad?
- My tooth’s chipped too ah lol... ah...
[Title: Tried the Tooth Remedy]
(Clean teeth pic)
Not just restored—made my teeth better than before
It aches though
Aches yeah
- What’s that mean?
- Tried it too and gained love I didn’t have
ㄴ What’s that even mean
ㄴ Means confessed to after teeth grew back?
ㄴ Oh nice congrats
ㄴ (Wisdom tooth regrown pic)
ㄴ Wisdom teeth grew back too you bastard
ㄴ Eugh
Tooth remedy written, mid-grade recovery potion read.
Low-grade potions restored cuts and excelled at muscle regeneration.
But bone restoration was weak—upgrading to mid-grade fixed that too.
Morone: Heh, hehe, hihihi
Judak*: Take it easy, dude
Morone: Ahh, Judak spoke to me... I must repay the favor...
Judak*: Dude
Morone: I love you Lord Judak... my star... respect!!!
Developer Morone’s nonstop research since I saved him had paid off big time.
Even if his sanity seemed half-gone.
Eh, probably fine?
“Well, minor side effects aside.”
Early version, so some side effects.
Like regrowing wisdom teeth after swallowing your own.
Still, surprisingly many Gallery users tried the tooth remedy.
- Can’t lose out on market food...
- Endure one bout of insane pain, eat market food forever...
- Scarier than dying—not tasting Judak’s food
Few games or entertainment here.
My modern food drops were their sole joy.
No wonder market foods sold out in seconds.
Plus, the horrific pain surprisingly fostered good Gallery culture.
- Can’t we just skip brushing? Too annoying
ㄴ Fr real men don’t brush
ㄴ (Gif of applying tooth remedy)
ㄴ But I’m not a real man
ㄴ Gonna skip brushing and do it lots ㅇㅇ
Fear of treatment spread brushing’s importance.
But complainers exist everywhere, whatever the outcome.
- Judak, you really care about teeth? World’s about to end
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Who’s this clown
ㄴ (Disgusted bunnykin pic)
- Upper comment ain’t wrong tho ㅇㅇ
ㄴ Fact) Fact
ㄴ Should prioritize other races’ issues but Judak’s lost it fr ㅇㅇ
ㄴ They all nuts?
ㄴ What? Troll convention?
And replies agreeing poured in instantly.
“Hmm.”
I eyed those comments.
Left a reply.
- Judak*) World Tree bastard let’s go
ㄴ .
ㄴ ..
Silence.
I dug through saved pics and added more.
ㄴ Judak*) (Pic of spraying pesticide on fairy)
ㄴ Judak*) (World Tree slapping elf cheek with branch pic)
ㄴ Judak*) (World Tree sprouting in dark elf city, Lumerin pic)
Elf detector 1,2,3 in order.
Couldn’t take the pics—Gallery users, no, elves pretending to be human spilled out.
- Damn Judak you jerk!
ㄴ So mean! How could you post these...!
ㄴ (Crying elf pic)
ㄴ Wtf lol all elves?
ㄴ Whoa lol goosebumps
“Elves? Banned.”
Turned out they were elves faking human.
Not one or two—a coordinated massive troll op.
Banned them after hearing why.
- Judak*) Why the troll bullshit
ㄴ Judak*) Spill it straight!
ㄴ Lol fr
ㄴ Sigh typical elves
ㄴ Only good for porn...
Exposed and drowned in hate, the elves snapped.
- Help us pleeease!!!
- Weird shit spreading in Elrad!!!
ㄴ (Elrad fog pic)
“Hm?”
Pic from an elf.
Purple mist spreading from empty World Tree core.
*
Elrad was a mana-rich forest.
The sole sanctuary rifts couldn’t penetrate, home to the World Tree.
A living shield.
Or had been.
- World Tree pls come back ㅠㅠ
- W-we’ll all die like this!
- Fr if World Tree doesn’t come Elrad’s done!!
ㄴ 137.7.32) (Elf scum? Lol World Tree pic)
Until the World Tree, fed up with elves, went to the dark elves.
Now only the hollow World Tree trunk remained in Elrad.
Its mana gone, vulnerable to beasts.
PureElf: Crack inside the trunk, real headache.
(Pic of fog leaking from World Tree top)
Rift finally breached the empty trunk.
Problem: endless purple fog leaking from it.
“Just approach it then?”
Stuff leaking from rifts happened at the frontlines ages ago.
Unlike multiple frontline rifts, Elrad’s was one in the World Tree.
Scout it first? But the fog’s effect.
PureElf: (Elves collapsed sleeping pic)
Seems like sleep fog.
Inhale it, overwhelming drowsiness hits, out cold.
Mana resists somewhat, but not for long.
PureElf: Longest holdout elf was 3 mins.
Mana drained fast; elves couldn’t resist sleep.
“Why tho?”
Fog that strong? Nah.
PureElf: ...World Tree left, elves got weaker too.
Mages usually draw ambient mana.
Elves didn’t.
- World Tree’s here why? Lol
- We don’t train that! Lol
Just use World Tree mana.
Skipping training bit them.
To scout past fog, need tons of mana...
Judak*: Need mana tho?
PureElf: What?
“No mana at all works too, right?”
No mana to suck in?
[Filming Drone] - 105p
Bought a drone from the shop.