Chapter 8
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 8
Chapter Title: Want to Have Sex?
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It's not just a bomb.
It's a nuclear bomb.
No exaggeration—my head went boom with a bang. My brain just flat-out froze.
"Uh, uh buh, ububuh…."
Is that sound really coming out of my mouth? Insane.
What the hell? Out of nowhere? Why?
Did I mumble something like "Ugh, Oh Hana sex, Oh Hana sex sex" in my sleep? Otherwise, there's no way she'd wake me up and hit me with a question like that.
Or did she figure out I found the dildo? Did she already install cameras around the house before I even thought about spying…?
"……."
You idiot, snap out of it.
She's not the type, and you already know that.
She was just asking straight up.
"C-Could I ask what prompted you to say something like that all of a sudden?!"
"……."
Oh Hana crouched down and stared at me blankly after my words, then burst out laughing.
"Pfft, come on, it's obvious. Oppa, you've been staring right through my chest and ass lately. And just now, when I crouched down, you sneaky-sneaky tried peeking up my skirt and at my boobs."
Eh?
"Plus, when I got back from work, you were pitching a full-on tent. Think about it—we're a guy and girl living under one roof, and I've been parading around in my underwear all the time. It must be pretty tough for a guy."
[Women know what there is to know.]
That guy's post wasn't wrong.
Oh Hana knew what there was to know. And she was the type who considered a guy's feelings. Though that kindness only made me feel more pathetic.
"Bam! Bam bam bam…! Bam bam bam! Anyway, hard to talk like this, right? Let's grab some booze, booze! We'll drink and have a heart-to-heart, Obbang! We're roommates anyway—no need to hide stuff and feel awkward, yeah?"
"…Yeah."
Having already taken a nuclear hit the moment I woke up, I answered with my soul half-gone and slapped on a cap haphazardly.
We grabbed some snacks at a Novel24 a bit closer than the one where I work.
Squid, fish cakes, beer, soju, and such….
"Ring this up, please."
"Sure thing."
The convenience store part-timer's attitude was super friendly. Didn't feel that way last time I came alone for smokes.
Today, he's jumping to greet Oh Hana, grinning ear to ear.
And while he's at it, he sneaks a glance at me and tilts his head.
Rude much, dude?
'Well, guess Oh Hana's that pretty.'
If her looks were just average, we wouldn't see reactions like that. Her beauty was straight-up overwhelming. Can't blame him.
More than that, I had no energy to call him out right now.
The only word in my brain was 'sex'.
Yeah, yeah.
Damn it. My head was stuffed full of that thought.
Can't help it—I'm a virgin. And I've done plenty of dirty deeds fantasizing about banging Oh Hana all this time.
And now the girl herself asks if I want to fuck. The vibe even feels like she'll let me… even more so….
"Dum chit chit, dum chit chit… du dum chit, du dum chit…."
She was so full of energy.
Even in this freezing cold where her breath fogged up, humming a tune with a bright smile and bouncing along like that.
No matter how many times I saw it, I got it— an idol overflowing with energy like her gives it to everyone around.
Heck, living with her, I was soaking it up big time.
Though I was just a scumbag using that energy to jack off more.
"Hweeng, back home~!"
That babyish cute greeting suited only her. Some half-baked girl tried that, I'd nuclear knuckle her skull.
"Hwaa! Home's still warmer than outside, huh, Oppa!"
"Obviously."
Coming back with Oh Hana from the store had calmed me down a bit. Pour some booze on top, and we could talk easy.
…Did I say that?
"So, Oppa! Be honest—you wanna fuck me, right?"
"Pffft…!"
The second can of beer shot straight up my nose.
Oh Hana yelped and yanked out wet wipes to wipe my face first. Even with spills soaking her knees, she didn't care.
"You okay, Oppa?"
"…Yeah. Fine."
"Still shy? Hmm! Not drunk enough!"
"……."
This has gotta be a hidden camera prank, right?
"Aw, no need to be shy. We're both adults over twenty—we know what we know. No shame in sex, one of humanity's top urges, right? I even masturbated yesterday while you were at work~?"
"……."
Before shock hit, the dildo I figured she used popped in my head.
That was a mistake.
"…Huh?"
Oh Hana looked flustered for the first time.
Her face flushed a little, and she asked carefully,
"N-No way… did you, like, see it?"
"See what?"
Was my reaction that awkward?
"You saw it! You totally saw my di-dildo! You saw! Real talk! Kyaa, so embarrassing!! Ugh, should've buried it in my suitcase corner? Was lazy and just shoved it under the blanket. Oh, and the electric blanket was to dry it quick…."
Her mumbling nearly got me hard again—I barely held it reciting the national anthem to the fourth verse. Man, embarrassed Oh Hana was nuclear-level destructive.
Ah, kinda got why fans drop big bucks chasing every angle of their fave idol on photocards.
"T-Truth is, um, to be honest…."
Damn it.
Wish I could man up and push forward like a real dude.
"…I wanna."
"Right?"
"I-I mean, yeah, but you okay with it?"
"Huh?"
Internet said don't ask that. Act like sex is natural, and girls ease in.
Too virgin-y?
"Hmm, first time getting that question… Lemme think. Nothing not okay? Long as no pregnancy. Today's pretty safe anyway."
That's how it is.
Guess there's reasons I'm still a virgin at almost 29.
"Hee hee hee, that's you, right? Scared to even hold a baby in the house 'cause it might break."
"H-How'd you know?"
"Obvious. Me? I'd dive in first and hug it!"
Clink! Our beer cans cheered happily.
Some spilled on the floor, but Oh Hana laughed it off casually.
"Hmm, but condition, Oppa!"
Maybe 'cause we've lived together almost a month.
I knew that cutesy voice meant she wanted something. Like when I couldn't pay rent on time.
"Honestly, don't think you'll satisfy me big time."
"……."
Stab! Dagger right to the chest.
"Don't get bummed, sorry~."
"…Nah, facts. I'm a virgin."
For a split second, she avoided my eyes and flinched.
"Uh, um. So if you do satisfy me, I enjoy it too—no issue. Otherwise, feels like I'm just servicing you, right?"
"Tongue-tied. Cut to the chase. Feels like I'd say yes to anything."
A loser like me bit by a gold-digger? I'd hand over organs and all.
"Eek, don't say that elsewhere! Some girl hears, she'll suck you dry to the bone and sell your corpse abroad."
True story.
"So appreciate my generosity. If I feel unsatisfied, 100,000 won…! Pretty please! Riki's rare photocard's up on the exchange, bit pricey… ehehe."
"100,000 won?"
"…Too much? Hehe…."
Nah, not at all.
100k to bang Oh Hana? I'd pay daily… oh, wallet says no.
Wait, sex with her completes a quest for 500k reward.
Contraception Skill bonus.
Plus, first quest partial from her moving in, life quality boost—peanuts.
And if by some miracle I satisfy her….
"Oh, and no scam intent! If we're sexually compatible, I might chase you more~?"
…Jackpot?
"L-Let's do it!"
Heart's gonna explode.
Truth? No clue what to do next. Brain's already raped her a thousand times in fantasies.
Reality? Clueless on when/how/what—just chugging beer like an idiot.
You said do it—what now? Try it.
Inner me screaming, but I'm just the virgin chicken with a pounding heart.
"Oppa, come here a sec."
"…Huh?"
She called, leaned in close.
Grabbed my nape with one hand, kissed me flat.
New Year's bells I never heard rang here.
Lips meeting felt so weirdly profound. Heart bursting, her softness hit with the booze and faint smoke from her mouth.
Not gross—sweet and bitter.
Like black beer.
"N-No way. First kiss? Oppa, your reaction's adorable as hell~?"
Adorable as hell what?
Anyway, tiny nod. Oh Hana let out a guffaw and tackled me into her arms.
"……."
Her insanely soft, full mounds squished and shifted against me.
Fuck.
Not just looking—actual contact was devastating. Full mast, max power.
Embarrassed and dazed, I froze.
"Eii, too cute."
Meanwhile, she'd set down her beer.
Empty hand reached out, stroking my dick over my pants.
"……!"
Startled aside, her slim, soft touch over cloth Medusa-beamed me stiff.
"Hmm, hnn!"
Seemed like she was gently kneading, sizing it up.
"U-Uh, Hana, hold up."
Already felt like cumming, so I spoke.
"Gasp, already gonna blow?"
"……."
Seeing her shocked face, I thought maybe pull 100k from my wallet first.