Chapter 61
Chapter 61
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 61
Chapter Title: First Stream After Miro 24 Hours
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After Miro 24 Hours, this was the first broadcast, and thanks to the buzz from the last one, a ton of people piled into the Miro relay threads.
[Live Miro Fleecing Ants On ㅋㅋㅋ]
Miro 24 Hours newbies exploding on day one? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Lemme see if I get fleeced too ㅋㅋ Sticking right here, no leaving~
-Ain't it nuts to explode right on the first day?
-ㅅㅂ Watch the viewers dropping like flies
-Still more than Anna though ㅋㅋ
[Miro some kinda mil-ota?]
Tech this, science that
Picking Germany from the start, reeks of mil-ota ㅋㅋ
-ㄹㅇ What mil-ota picks Vampire
-WTF are you saying, GTFO
-Tsk.. This is romance
ㄴ ㄹㅇ.. It really is romantic
[Am I the only one not worried? ㅋㅋ]
She’s got a log with organic wins, Civilization gonna be different?
She’ll crash early, rationalize it, and wander the cafe ㅋㅋ
-This dude’s seen some Miro ㅋㅋ
-How many years in? ㅋㅋ
-Mi-jal-al agrees
-Watched the whole stream
At first, everyone was hyped relaying the Miro broadcast in good spirits. But as time dragged on….
[No fucking way seriously]
(Miro broadcast screenshot)
I’m losing my mind, whose fault is this shit?
Fucking on hour 4 of nonstop Civilization
-Jealous? GTFO ㅋㅋ
-Fun tho?
ㄴㄹㅇ Fucking hilarious ㅋㅋ
-Radio-perfect, you’re the only one hating ㅋㅋ
[Fleecing Ants Success ㅆㅅㅌㅊ ㅋㅋㅋ]
Miro 24 Hours noobs can’t snap out of it huh? ㅋㅋ Right?
Keep talking shit ㅋㅋ Miro ain’t listening anyway
-ㄹㅇㅋㅋ She just shut her ears off
-Can’t touch Miro’s mental ㅋㅋ
-We already failed~ ㅋㅋ
-Yep, long stream = huge W ㅋㅋ
ㄴ ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ
[First time dozing off to Miro stream today]
Voice is legit sleeping pill ㄹㅇ
-ㄹㅇ Fell asleep watching
-Cured my insomnia thanks
-How sleep on this gem? ㅋㅋ
ㄴ Newbies think it’s a lullaby
[Today’s Miro Pro-Japan Move]
(Clip of Miro spotting Tokyo nearby)
“Huh? Japan?”
“Ally up like history says?”
“Might as well get friendly since we’re neighbors?”
ㅉㅉ VTuber as expected...
-Didn’t watch, which nation is Miro that allies Japan? Japan ever friendly with anyone?
ㄴ Germany
ㄴ ㅅㅂ For real? ㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴ Axis powers makes sense
-Didn’t do Korea???
ㄴ ㅇㅇ Skipped it last series probs
ㄴ Miro did past Civ series?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ Knows the basics
[Live Germany vs Japan War ㅋㅋㅋ]
Jap cunts same trash personality ㅋㅋ Punch first
-Miro built cities too close tho
ㄴ No choice, no land elsewhere
ㄴ Destiny to war then
-Ain’t it fucked? No troops queued
ㄴ High production, doable
ㄴ Handle samurai tho?
ㄴ Turtling pumps units fine
-These fucks trash talk hard then enjoy
ㄴ Haters all dipped to bed ㅋㅋ
[When’s the war end? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
She said end war then sleep but it won’t end?
Fun but wrecked my sleep schedule
-Gotta see Japs get wrecked
-High diff = units slow af;;
[Live Miro Mom Freakout]
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Holy shit wide awake now ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
No wage-slave missing this right? ㅋㅋ
-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Taking hits like a champ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Drops mic and panics ㅋㅋㅋ
-Today’s stream was gold ㅋㅋ
[Felt kinship with Miro]
Seeing her get spanked, she’s a fellow shut-in gamer...
Was feeling distant but welcome back ㅋㅋ
-Always was distant retard ㅋㅋ
-Huh.. so she’s a virgin?
[So Miro summary]
Blue Pill shut-in gamer doll virgin (nice voice)?
Don’t fucking kid me ㅋㅋ
-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ What bullshit
-Fact) All true
-Mirodan cheers, shots! ㅋㅋ
-Ham it up ㅋㅋ
[Anna? That chick... No-goe old hag?]
But 28... non-virgin...
Miro’s virgin at 21...
Anna adult when Miro was elementary...
No ^Pongpongdan^ still sucking Anna right? ㅋㅋ
-Fuck stop beating her
ㄴ Just ^Pongpong No-goedan^
ㄴ What’d Anna do wrong?
ㄴ No-goe hag is crime~
-Victory Mirodan upvote ㅋㅋㅋ
-Anna <— Like a sandbag, pop out when Miro(Messie) scores and eat hits ㅋㅋ
ㄴ ㄹㅇ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴ Rivaldor ㅋㅋ
[From today, Twitch Gallery all signs.]
Miro is a virgin and
Domestic, no world’s top VTuber, we sign here.
-Tears streaming upvote
-Agree...
-Yep blue pill~ Yep virgin~ ㅋㅋ
-These clowns overreacting; tits out means pretty face too?
ㄴ Yep ㅋㅋ That voice + body = blue pill even average face ㅋㅋ
ㄴ If Miro ugly no one trusts VTubers ㅋㅋ
ㄴ Fact) VTubers were always untrustworthy bitches.
ㄴ Fact my ass ㅋㅋ Only fact is you’re orphanage kid
ㄴ Fuck otaku talking shit
ㄴ Salty? ㅋㅋ
-Me active mega-pop VTuber, signed with tears
ㄴ Anna? Not mega yet, scram ㅋㅋ
ㄴ Why Anna signing? ㅋㅋ
ㄴ Suddenly beating Anna again
***
I opened my eyes to the sun high in the sky.
Did I go too hard last night?
I just meant to fleece some ants... but it was way more fun than expected.
No wonder Civilization’s infamous for time sinks—I really binged it.
How long did I play? Sun rose... warred Japan a bit... then...
“Argh!”
The memory of that morning before bed hit me, face burning as I kicked off the blanket.
Why’d Mrs. Jang barge in then!
No, my bad’s bigger.
If I’d just told her I was streaming from the start...
Ugh, no point dwelling now.
Luckily, no real broadcast disaster.
Just a minor commotion.
She’ll roast me hard next stream.
Eh, cross that bridge later. Woke up afternoon anyway—maybe off-day?
Wait, streamed till morning, so today’s done right?
Date-wise, I already streamed today.
Mulling a real off-day, I headed to the living room. Kitchen bubbling with delicious smells.
“Huh, our streamer daughter up early?”
...
Spilled everything to Mrs. Jang eventually.
Dropped out, started internet broadcasting.
She flipped at first, but after my full explanation, her face got weird.
Why you doing this?
That vibe.
Finally checked my room, saw the Miro character, and got it.
And I didn’t lie, right?
Did music too. On streaming sites.
Sure, streaming’s main, but zero lies to Mrs. Jang—head high.
Past her to the living room: Dad Kim Bu Jang in sweats, petting Boksil sprawled on his lap, watching TV.
“Whatcha watching?”
“Flipping channels for our streamer daughter.”
“Geez, Dad’s teasing too?”
“Not teasing—warning to avoid news.”
“Eek, scary talk.”
Sat next to him.
What even is “internet broadcaster” to adults...
“Woof!”
I sat, Boksil wriggled free from Dad’s lap to mine.
“Damn mutt... Can’t tell who pays for kibble...”
Dad eyed the traitor Boksil complexly, then shrugged back to TV.
“Streaming worth it?”
“Yeah, just games and chit-chat.”
“Lotsa viewers?”
“Overwhelmingly.”
True. Knew crowds might grow, but boom hit before I was ready.
“Don’t stress—hit power button, they vanish.”
“Mindset too irresponsible?”
“They watch responsibly?”
“Nah... nope.”
“Even if some do, that’s weird.”
Harsh, adult real-talk.
Cold, no-frills, but just what I needed.
“Got it.”
“Yeah, don’t overdo. Your age, slow and steady wins.”
“You don’t overdo? Save it all to blow on deathbed.”
Working daily telling me not to?
Dad sets example first.
“No worries, I’ll blow my grudge savings too.”
“Leave me some inheritance.”
Like this house.
“Who you get mouthy from?”
“Any news lately?”
“Chaos. Watch for knives.”
“Knives? Heard it’s rough out.”
Posts everywhere lately.
News-blind me gets world via communities or chat.
“Yeah, world’s scary. Korea was safety king, not anymore.”
Dad’s boomer vibe full on.
TV indeed covering knife rampage.
“Hmm, I’m homebody, fine.”
“Brag. You take after Dad looks-wise, lock up tight.”
“Some? More than some?”
“Just talk.”
Me like Dad?
Stared at his face.
...Yeah, bit of resemblance.
Kinda milfy charm too.
Why no hand-me-down in guy days?
“Staring why? Dad’s hot, huh?”
Shameless genetic?
“Unlucky guy Kim Suhyun level?”
“What’s that mean?”
“You know.”
“Lame.”
He’d flip if he knew.
Snatched remote anyway.
Guy-me would catch hell, but pretty daughter now.
Dads weak to girls, right?
“You punk.”
“Not big news anyway?”
Flipped channels. Family TV time, skip grim news for fun variety.
Punched variety channel...
[Know it?]
[Yeah, my fave band song.]
Familiar voice, scene on screen.
Click-
Flipped quick.
Why this now? Rerun? How soon?
“Hmm, back to news?”
Casual flip.
“Wait, hold up.”
Dad saw, grabbed my hand.
“Huh?”
“Previous channel.”
“No, no.”
“Do it.”
Resisted, but he snatched remote, flipped back.
“No really not...”
“Kid why? Just check.”
Then.
That channel.
[Bet you can sing it too?]
“Huh? Sure?”
“Guitar along then.”
TV: Me in hat. Pulled low, but family—ain’t fooling.
Dad watched intently...
“Honey! Look!”
Called Mrs. Jang.
“What? What?”
“Eek!”
“Whoa, daughter’s all over TV!”
She rushed in; I bolted to room.
No way facing parents watching TV-me.
Ugh... Nothing goes right today.