We're Rich!!
"Honey, I can't sleep."
"You too?"
Charles and I couldn't get a proper night's rest. We were too busy refreshing our video. In just one day since we uploaded it, our adult film had already surpassed 180,000 views.
"Just how much is this?"
The Pornhub seller tab informed us that we could earn 23 won for every view (since it was a premium video). That meant we’d made 4 million won in a single day. My jaw dropped at the numbers climbing every time I refreshed the page. Since it usually went up by about 100 people per refresh, it meant we were earning 2,300 won every minute.
"Honey, look at this! We even made it to the recommendation tab!"
Charles’s face, pouting while making a V-sign, was plastered right in the middle of the Pornhub search tab. It was designed to make any man want to click on it. It seemed that when we registered as a seller, they saw Charles’s photo and decided to give us a major push.
"How much mana did we earn?"
"170 *ete*! Oh my god. 170 days' worth of mana... Honey, thank you so much!!"
Back when I first calculated it at the reserve forces training site, I had estimated that we would gather about 5 *ete* of mana per 10,000 views. I had assumed that only 10% of the people watching the video would masturbate to it, but that must have been a conservative estimate because the actual number was nearly double. 170 *ete* in one day. That was enough to perform *Incarnation*, which reconstructs the body itself, eight times over.
"I love you!!!"
Charles kissed me repeatedly, thanking me for filming the adult video. She acted as if she couldn't stand how adorable I was. Under normal circumstances, I should have been treated as a world-class criminal, but not to Charles. I felt a sense of pride. *Is this it?*
"It dropped to half of the expected value because of the *Perception Interference* magic, but even so, this is pretty good."
"Exactly. Plus, look at the comments! They're hilarious!"
People were crying out, begging us to release the next part soon. To be honest, the footage after that point wasn't anything special. It was just a video of me thrusting into her lower parts until Charles reached climax. I wanted to upload that one casually and put real effort into the third video.
"I'll just work on the next video casually and focus on planning the third scenario well."
Even "working casually" wasn't easy; the cut composition and video distribution were all complicated. The *Lanevo* video editing program was powerful, but I wasn't used to it yet, so it had taken me five full days just to make the first video. While working my PC bang part-time job, I made storyboards for Charles, deciding when to switch cuts, whether to use a bust shot, where to look down from... I handled the PC bang work as lazily as someone clearing a grave for a distant relative, spending the rest of the time sitting at the counter just working on the edit. Young-sun, the girl I worked with, had been so sulky since yesterday that she wouldn't even look at me. But I couldn't help it! Even when I got home, sex with Charles had been put on the back burner! I’d spent five days straight just editing the video!
'Ugh, how am I supposed to make it up to Young-sun...'
At first, Young-sun had approached me affectionately, asking what I was doing while I worked on the storyboards, but when I told her I was preparing to upload a video of Charles, she’d made a face like an abandoned puppy. She’d even threatened me, saying she would never think of uploading a video herself, so I shouldn't even dream of it. Well, I hadn't been thinking about that yet, anyway. I still had plenty of variations left for teasing Young-sun’s anus. There were still plenty of sex toys I hadn't used yet. I hadn't even inserted the 100cm giant silicone climax dildo. But it seemed the main issue was that I’d rejected her request the night before last to play with anal beads while I was working at the PC bang.
'Well, I guess so. We agreed to have sex twice a week, so if I hadn't touched her by Thursday, she’d naturally be in heat.' And she’d even swallowed her shame to suggest having sex, but I’d rejected her, saying I had to work, so that was more than enough reason for her to be sulky.
Charles, unaware of the dilemma I was facing because of Young-sun, was deep in thought about how to make the third video.
"Hmm... something a girlfriend who is a *gyopo* would be incredibly embarrassed to do..."
Charles leaned toward my ear and whispered, "Shall I give you a rimjob? You really love *rimjobs*, don't you, honey?"
Suddenly, the next scenario flashed through my mind like lightning. A girlfriend who had become more accustomed to kissing her boyfriend's anus than his lips. A concept where kissing was forbidden until Charles got over her aversion to *rimjobs*. Instead of a goodbye kiss at the front door, a goodbye *rimjob*... 'This... is 100%... going to be a success...!'
My cock surged. And my brain was spinning in another direction, too. A *rimjob*! I could definitely pull off a play that would satisfy Young-sun next time! I sent a KakaoTalk message without delay.
She didn't even leave me on read; she replied promptly. If she really hated me, she wouldn't have even bothered to reply.
No apologies or excuses for neglecting her for five days—just a direct assault! After a while, a reply came back.
As expected. Even after neglecting her for five days, she’d melt the moment I said I’d have sex with her! She’s smart, but simple! But what color underwear should I have her wear?
I left it to her and closed the phone. Come to think of it, maybe I should buy some crotchless panties, too. I’d seen underwear that had the crotch or anus area split so you could have sex without taking them off. Should I buy them after I make Young-sun wear only skin-tight clothes? And I wanted to put them on Charles, too. I wanted to make her wear lewd panties meant only for sex, have anal sex with her, make her clean me with her mouth, and then thrust into her vagina and finish inside... Unaware of my lewd intentions, Charles was thinking about how much our video was worth.
"Honey, how much is our video worth in money? If it's 4,000 dollars, and 1 dollar is 1,120 won... hmm... 4 million won! Oh my god! Isn't that like two chickens for 10,000 won?"
Come to think of it, Charles had only ever eaten old-fashioned rotisserie chicken. I felt a pang of guilt for some reason. I really am a guy who only thinks about bad things. I'm sorry... I'll buy you something delicious when I withdraw the money. And some pretty clothes. And crotchless panties.
"Honey, how long does it take to withdraw this?"
"A month, or maybe two?"
The first withdrawal usually involved annoying procedures like KYC verification. Thankfully, Charles’s Canadian passport was real, so that shouldn't be a problem, right?
"In one day... 4 million won... Oh my god... Honey, I want to try riding in a car...!"
It seemed Charles felt a huge attraction to the concept of a car. Hmm. Maybe I should buy one once we save up some money. But I also wanted to save up a lump sum to buy a house! We put our heads together and thought about what we would do once we earned the money. We even forgot about having sex and kept refreshing the seller tab. They say cryptocurrency addicts check their coin charts even in the middle of sex. We were exactly like that. We hadn't even started because we didn't want to stop in the middle.
"Honey, look at this! The money keeps going up!"
It seemed Charles was more interested in money than sex today. It was rare for a succubus to turn down sex.
"But, there really are so many humans. I can feel the mana rising."
Ah, it was natural for her to be concerned since not only money but mana was rising, too. Since Charles said she used to make a living by selling mana when she was in the Demon Realm. It was the first time she’d ever possessed this much mana. I became curious about what Charles would use the mana for.
"What should we do when we earn mana? Transform into someone else and have sex?"
Charles hesitated. Huh? Did she dislike sex after transforming?
"Ah, it's not that I dislike it... I can transform into celebrities or singers for you, of course."
What was the problem?
"Even if I transform and change back, the tattoos remain. But they aren't the ones you carved. I made them new while reconstructing my body. I think I'd be sad about that."
Charles said, blushing. What was that? Was that the reason? It was so cute!
"Hmm... well. I'm not in such a rush to have sex with anyone else right now, anyway."
Honestly, Charles’s current body was perfectly to my taste. The H-cup breasts that spilled out. The tattoos covering her entire body. And to think she didn't want to transform because she’d be sad if the tattoos I gave her changed! I felt like I could just leave it like this and enjoy it a bit more!!
"Hehe. The views went up again! We earned 2,300 won more."
It seemed we didn't need to transform yet. She was just too cute. I lay down next to Charles and stroked her hair. She burrowed into my arms like a cat. It felt like only yesterday she’d suddenly appeared, claimed to be a demon, and said she’d do anything in Yerim’s place.
'Has it already been about three weeks?'
It had been three weeks since I met Charles. Thanks to Charles, I’d even started sleeping with Young-sun. Recently, it seemed Charles had been in contact with Yuda. I wondered if I’d be able to see her soon.
Then, a corner of my heart suddenly ached. What was Yerim doing? I briefly moved my phone behind Charles’s head to check KakaoTalk. Lee Yerim. Profile picture unchanged. Still a photo taken from far away. Same as when I worked part-time.
'She said she felt uncomfortable because guys kept saving her profile picture as a screenshot, so she intentionally used a photo where her face wasn't visible...'
She’d said that a gloomy guy in her class had her photo in his gallery... That kid had become an outcast after that, but because she hated that other people were keeping her photos, she only used photos taken from far away... Hey, stop thinking! What’s the point of thinking about Yerim? I have Charles. She lets me film adult videos, gives me *rimjobs*, forgives me even if I meet other women. And thanks to her, I can become rich, too. If we earn like this every day, we could make 100 million won a month.
"Charles. Thank you."
I hugged Charles. Strangely, the words "I love you" didn't come out easily. I wasn't sure if this was really what I wanted, but it felt good right now. I put off thinking about it and stroked Charles. I whispered that I loved her again. It was a happy evening.