I Wanted to Get Pounded by a Fox Spirit, Not Turned Into One
I had a dream.
In H*mi, I was hunting for the ultimate bang, and when I took one step back, the owner of that body appeared.
No, to be precise, it was just the voice that appeared, right? The owner of that body suddenly declared me as an apostle and stole the most precious thing to me.
The most blessed tool that kept me alive without committing suicide during a boring and dreary life.
A tool that allows me to feel the greatest pleasure in the world, but only I, who doesn't have to pay the price, can use it.
Yeah, that's what you think. It's the a-gong-jang-gong-gi, right?
No, how about calling it a 10-month birth control injection device?
Anyway, it was a truly horrific nightmare.
A nightmare where I lost the most precious thing and gained the most horrific thing.
"Huuhehe... Yeah, fuck... It must be a dream... I wanted to do it with a fox spirit, not become a fox spirit and do it..."
I opened my eyes.
Familiar ceiling, familiar background.
Nothing seemed to have changed. Except for the unnecessarily clear vision.
"Did I put on glasses yesterday and sleep? Why is my vision so clear? Wait... fuck, the voice."
It was a low tone, but not a husky voice, a rather clear and melodious voice. At least this voice wasn't my original voice.
"You changed it after all... you damn dog..."
- Calling you a dog is too lowly for this lady. If you say that word one more time...
"What if I say it? Huh? What are you going to do? If you want to kill me, just kill me. Since I can't feel the value of living because my life's joy is gone...
- Is there no attachment to life? Then, why?
"Because I took everything I had from you. Do you really feel relieved only after taking everything?
When I said it with a hollow voice as if I had given up everything, the fox god replied to me with a worried voice.
- This is bad. Without jeong-gi, both you and I will disappear.
"Whether you disappear or not has nothing to do with me, right? Wait, then it's good, right? As payment for making my precious one disappear, it's death... kuh... truly perfect payment.
- Shut up. If you don't cooperate, I have other ways too.
"There's no other way. If there was, I would have done it already. Like taking over my body, or forcing my body to move, for example.
Since it hit the mark, the being who introduced herself as the fox god fell silent.
"Haa... fuck, I said I wanted to get fucked by a fox spirit, not become a fox spirit and get fucked, and I never once thought of that.
- ...It's all your karma for seeing this lady's naked body. Why did you see this lady's naked body... ugh...!
"What am I supposed to do about that? Hey, honestly, if you were me, would you eat the delicious food in front of you? Right?
- This lady endured such desires through training. Probably won't eat it.
"Don't bullshit. How can a mere beast overcome instinct? And you, you're wagging your tail right now, aren't you?
- Eeek...!
She let out a frustrated groan, and I sighed and said,
"For now, show me your appearance. You know that this form doesn't work either, right?
- ...I don't know what you will do. Therefore, I won't show it.
"No, you know who I am, whether I do something or not. In other words, if you're really a dog-like woman, even if I feel sorry for you, I'll go collect that jeong-gi or whatever it is, right?
- Is that so? Then wait a moment. This lady also needs to prepare her mind.
"Tsk, you were just hiding your face. Yeah, I'll wait, so come out slowly. I also need to see your changed appearance.
After confirming that the owner of the voice had fallen silent, I entered the bathroom to check my changed appearance first.
It was definitely a dog-like appearance, but seeing it in reality was definitely different from imagining it.
When I stood in front of the bathroom mirror, I could only stare blankly at the mirror.
I couldn't think of any words to describe the woman in front of me.
The beauty that closes the moon and shames the flowers? The color that inclines the country?
No, it would be better to use the plain words I usually use.
I stood.
Or, I should have stood.
And I would have pounced without thinking.
Even if it was on the street.
Golden blonde hair sparkling like gold.
Red eyes like rubies crafted.
Beautiful skin like white jade but healthy-looking.
Normal big breasts with huge milk dispensers that slap the cheeks.
Finally... nine fluffy tails sprouting from the hips.
I'm hooked.
I was supposed to be hooked on a 2D character, not a real 3D woman, or is this something beyond 3D?
Thinking that, I laughed, and the fox god's voice came out again.
- N, now this lady is ready. Have you prepared to see this lady's body and face?
"...Honestly, I don't think I'll be surprised by anything I see now? Since I've seen something this hooking, if I don't see something more beautiful, it would be no emotion at all.
- What nonsense! Why would this lady not be more beautiful than you! Here, look! This lady's body and face! Don't be so surprised you faint!
While saying that, the fox god revealed her appearance in the air, and the moment I saw her body and face, my mouth opened wide again.
"Fox spirits are indeed hooking beings. She seems like a really dangerous existence.
- Suddenly calm? By the way, what kind of bullshit is that? Isn't it natural for a fox to hook a person?
"I thought there was nothing more surprising here, but I could be more surprised. It feels like beauty has disappeared from the world.
Indeed.
Even if I look at my body I checked just now, it doesn't hook at all, so the appearance and body of that fox god must be fake.
"...How much did you invest in the appearance and body? If it's that much, it would have ruined several countries.
- Hoo, I did ruin countries. Unfortunately, after ruining one, I was sealed, but.
Feeling a chill at her lament, I said to her,
"Okay, if the person I have to serve is this hooking, it's worth listening. The semi-realistic painting from earlier didn't even capture 1% of the hooking.
- Still, that witch's skill was quite outstanding. In this era, this lady's body and face couldn't even be captured as dust.
"Now, stop boasting, so what do I have to do to survive with you? I heard the word jeong-gi earlier, so are you saying I have to have sex with a man in this body?
If you say that, I'll immediately stick out my tongue and commit suicide.
Thinking that, I looked at her, and she replied with a gentle voice.
- No need to mix bodies. Achieving yin-yang harmony is the best way to absorb jeong-gi, but for you who was a man until just now, it's a burden.
"Thanks for the consideration. But is there a way to absorb it with other methods?
- Simple. Extract emotions related to love from others. Although the effect is much lower than yin-yang harmony, it can still sustain life.
Emotions related to love...
Do I have to do something like an idol who doesn't appear in the horoscope?
No, fuck.
If a plain hikikomori like me does that outside, I'll get depressed soon.
"The more targets there are, the better, right? For sustaining my life, and for you who don't know what I'm planning.
- Yeah, by appointing you as this lady's apostle, I consumed a lot of power. If you don't act within a week, I will disappear.
"If I disappear, will the apostle me also disappear?
- You have a good head. Yeah, you will disappear with me. Like an existence that didn't exist in this world from the beginning.
Her eerie words made me grab my aching head and open my mouth.
"Fuck... Thinking about it, it's a big loss? Why did I get caught by some weird bastard, what the hell is this situation.
- W, what? Bastard? Even if I say this, I'm...!
"If you don't do anything for a week and just roll around, the god who will disappear, you shouldn't say that. Some people are supposed to challenge famous people who don't appear in the horoscope.
Confusing.
Starting from the body change, if I don't do anything for a week, or if I do but no results, I'll be erased from the world.
Why did this happen to me?
I was just looking at the best bang in 2D and having a normal happy time.
I can't understand.
No, I don't want to understand.
"Haa, idols are dead, I don't want to do it, celebrities or actors have no sense, they can't act, they'll be gone soon. Athletes... what the fuck do they want from hikikomori.
Just going out and doing active things is what I hate.
If I liked going out and being active, I wouldn't have lived like a piece of trash doing 3 times a day in this narrow one-room apartment.
Then what remains?
Things I can do without leaving home.
But if I get the chance, I can become famous enough.
If I become famous, I can earn enough money by just selling noraegi.
Internet broadcasting.
"This is it."