Prologue: On Losing One's Masturbation Tool Mid-Wank
What do you figure is the horniest species in existence?
Demons you can grab by the horns?
Angels you can grab by the hair?
Or elves, who can set a man's heart on fire just by standing there looking ordinary?
Wrong.
Sure, those three are contenders for the horniest hall of fame—but they still fall short of the absolute champion.
So what is the horniest species?
Fox beastfolk, obviously.
Those fluffy tails that scream touch me the second you lay eyes on them. That sly, scheming personality straight out of an actual fox. And last but not least—those absurdly fuckable huge tits on a body built for getting pregnant.
That alone is already perfect, right?
But wait, there's more.
Unlike other species, beastfolk come with a built-in heat cycle. Even the demure, proper types flip a switch the moment it hits and start craving sex like animals—
Ah. I'm hard. Damn it.
One round first.
Anyway. For all those reasons, fox beastfolk take the crown for horniest species, no contest. You look at a character designed from the ground up to get you hard—a fox beastgirl—and you pass? Hah. That guy can call himself a eunuch and I wouldn't even argue. Hell, some gay guy might start eyeing his ass next, so filtering that kind of person out early is the smart move.
At any rate, it was an ordinary day like any other.
Same as always, I fired up Hitomi to start my morning, skipped past the ads, and began hunting for fox beastfolk doujinshi.
"...Is there no insanely hot fox beastgirl doujin anywhere? Can't the artists just draw more gumiho stuff already?"
There wasn't much that hit the spot. Whenever I found an art style I liked, the tags were almost always #Futanari, or #Gay, or #Yaoi.
"Fuck, I don't want to watch a onee-shota gumiho doing the pounding—I want a huge-titted, pregnancy-optimized fox slut getting absolutely wrecked!"
Forty minutes of searching later, I found my masterpiece.
"...This is it."
An illustration so hot it made "semi-realistic" feel like an understatement. Filthy dialogue and filthy poses on every single page. The second I laid eyes on that comic I was gone—I scrambled in and blew a load right then and there.
Hoo... that hit the spot.
This is what sex is supposed to feel like.
Savoring the slow creep of post-nut clarity, I cleaned up around me and bookmarked the work. With this, I could stare at it instead of dried fish at mealtime and still work up an appetite.
Wait—would that be a sex appetite?
I scolded myself for the useless thought, flipped on the TV, and was halfway through cleaning up after happy time when the morning news came on. Apparently the Slaying Stone that had sealed the Fox God in Japan had been destroyed.
"Pfft... It's just a legend. Getting this worked up over something like that is honestly—"
I was busy mocking the Japanese panicking about disaster now that the Slaying Stone was gone, idly wondering just how hot a Fox God would even be, when every light in the room went out, the curtains slammed shut, and a voice like jade beads rolling across silk drove itself straight into my ear.
"What a lustful child you are. To dare grow hard imagining this lady's form—truly remarkable."
The instinctive reaction was arousal—no, fear. I scratched my head and denied reality.
"Did I eat something weird last night? Why am I hearing things?"
"It is no hallucination. Why do you ignore this lady even after hearing her clearly?"
The voice sharpened into a rebuke. I carefully asked who she was.
"...Who are you?"
"Heh heh... Well now. Would you believe me if I said I am the very being you were imagining mere moments ago, the better to enjoy yourself?"
"The only thing I was imagining just now was the Fox God. Wait—the Fox God?!"
I blurted out my shock, and that clear, coquettish voice laughed at me.
"Puhuhu... Indeed. Human. You may think yourself unworthy, yet I am the one called the Fox God all the same."
"Then where are you right now, Fox God? At least show yourself when you speak so I can believe a word of this."
"...How irreverent. Hearing my voice alone should have been enough—and yet you covet my body as well?"
Caught?
I'd been planning to eye-fuck her so thoroughly it would count as visual assault the second she appeared. What a waste.
I let my disappointment show at not being able to see her, and the owner of the voice sighed and tore into me.
"Your thoughts are vulgar beyond measure. Though I suppose it is precisely that vulgarity that let you lust after my form in the first place."
"You've never even shown yourself. Where do you get off making that up?"
"The liar is you! I saw it with my own eyes—you looking upon this body's naked form and performing bare-handed reciprocating exercises!!!"
"...Wait. So that insanely hot fox beastgirl in the semi-realistic art style... that was you, Fox God?"
"..."
The voice that had been calling herself the Fox God fell silent, as if conceding the point.
And at that reaction, my eyes spun like a cat that had just spotted a treat pouch. I latched on with pure unhinged obsession.
"Just a second—just let me see you for a second. No, I only need to confirm, that's all!!!"
"Silence!!! If I show this body even for a moment, you will leer at me with that lecherous, vulgar gaze and take your pleasure from it! I can endure your depravity no longer!"
"Hold on, Goddess. Calm down and think for a second. Honestly, you're the one who suddenly showed up on a guy who was just jerking it to fox beastgirl content, right?"
"Your jeong-gi is what woke me—as good as. That makes you my Apostle. And I cannot stand by with open eyes while my Apostle is this vulgar."
Her words crackled with killing intent. I finally grasped the situation, wedged myself into a corner, and screamed at her while my whole body shook.
"...The fuck? Hold on, hold the fuck on, you bitch!!! You just show up out of nowhere and say you're going to castrate me—does that even make sense?! Apostle? I'm not doing that shit! Get the hell out of my house!"
"It was already too late the moment you beheld this body's naked form. You chose this, Apostle. Endure it with every scrap of spite and grit you have."
"YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"