Episode 170 - Everyone's Idol

"Patrol~ all done☆"

As evening approached, Meimung raised her arms high to signal to Hypno and Wintineas that the patrol was over.

"How was it, Hypno oppa? Wintineas unni! Did you get a good feel for Awis?"

True to her word, Meimung had explained every area they patrolled, introducing them to the locals and helping out along the way. Thanks to her friendly guidance, Hypno and Wintineas now had a solid grasp of the city.

"Thanks for the kind explanations—we get it now. Right, Winte?"

"Yeah…… Thanks."

"Hehe~ Meimung's happy to help Hypno oppa and Wintineas unni☆ Oh! It's already this late! Time for dinner—wanna eat together? My treat!"

"For real?"

"It's fine…… huh?"

"Yep! Thanks to Hypno oppa, we took down that earthworm easy~ My clothes got all clean~ And Premi got to give that glorious sex service! This is Meimung's thank-you ser~vice☆!"

"Heh heh heh, no reason to say no then."

"Hypno…… What about Clarice……?"

"Hmm. Since we're going, let's bring the toy along too. That cool with you, Meimung?"

"One more mouth won't empty Meimung's wallet!"

Meimung told Hypno and Wintineas where to meet at the restaurant. She headed off first to snag a table, while Hypno and Wintineas went back to the inn with Clarice in tow.

The moment they stepped into the inn, they were greeted by……

"Why the fuck are you so late, you bastard!"

Clarice's booming shout.

"Bringing her along is a pain in the ass."

"Don't…… say mean things."

"Shut up! Do you know how fucking long I've been stuck rotting in here 'cause you wouldn't let me out?!"

"Just go out then?"

"You! Told me! To just! Stay put in here! I fucking slept and woke up and still couldn't leave!"

"Aha."

The order to rest in Hypno's room had kept Clarice from stepping outside, trapping her here.

"Nice not stealing for once."

"You think I'm some chick who steals every goddamn day?!"

"……."

"Only every other day!"

"That's still a fuckton, you bitch. Anyway, get your ass out—time to eat. Meimung's buying."

"What? That pink fluffy bunny with the scrambled brains?"

"Tch! Don't talk smack about cute and kind Meimung!"

"Fuck cute and kind my ass! She gives me the goddamn chills! What the hell's a mung-mung punch?! Eugh, gross."

This bitch's personality is one thing I gotta give her credit for.

"So, you skipping?"

"Hell no! Why pass up free food?!"

Clarice bolted out of the room like a shot, sprinting down the inn hallway and yelling back at Hypno and Wintineas.

"Hurry your asses up!"

"Does she even know the way to talk like that, Winte?"

"She must be…… really hungry."

Tatata! Clarice dashed down the stairs, then came right back up, hollering at Hypno and Wintineas.

"What the fuck, no guide?!"

Smack!

"Ooooh♥♥"

"Won't warn you twice."

Hypno dragged Clarice back to the room, roughly rubbing her crotch with his foot until she climaxed, then headed to the restaurant where Meimung waited.

"We're here, Meimung."

"Ah, oppa, unni~ Over here!"

Meimung sat at a table smack in the center—total VIP spot.

"Ooh, nice."

"Ehem! That's 'cause Meimung's everyone's idol☆ Huh? ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Why's Clarice unni's face so red?"

"Mind…… your own business."

Clarice was still wallowing in the humiliation of cumming from a half-assed footjob.

"Order whatever you want!"

Hypno, Wintineas, and Clarice picked their menus and chatted lightly with Meimung until the food arrived.

"So Hypno oppa's from Poling?"

"Yep. Got my wives there."

"Waaah! Wives! Oppa you're super popular! Meimung's shocked☆"

"And Winte here's basically my wife too, FYI."

"Double shocked☆! That okay with you, Wintineas unni?"

"Yeah…… It's fine. I wanna get along…… with the two in Poling."

Meimung blinked back and forth between Hypno and the nonchalantly nodding Wintineas.

"Waaah, amazing! This is a harem, right? Meimung's seeing one for the first time! Oh, so Clarice unni too……?"

"……."

"Guess not for Clarice unni!"

Meimung spotted Clarice's sourpuss face and quickly changed the subject.

"Hypno oppa seems super good at magic—where'd you learn?"

"Didn't learn from anyone. All self-taught."

"Waa! Self-taught! Figured it all out solo? No guild or academy? Incredible!"

"What about you, Meimung? Where'd you learn? That hopping around in midair's magic too."

"You mean Wind Bounding? Ehem! I learned from Chellen unni the mage! She's friends with my martial arts master, so she taught me magic that fits Meimung!"

"You use it great."

"Yeah, used it well…… huh."

"That's 'cause~ Meimung's a hard worker! Practiced tons to use it right☆ Oh, food's here!"

The food at Meimung's recommended spot lived up to the hype. Hypno and Wintineas savored it, and even Clarice's scowl softened to a grudging "not bad."

Mid-meal, Hypno noticed Meimung picking at her food.

"What, that's all you're eating, Meimung?"

"Ah, got a stage show tonight. Eat too much and my tummy goes ouchies, so light now, more later☆"

"Stage?"

"Told you during the tour? Meimung's everyone's idol who sings great too☆ So once a week, I sing for everyone on the plaza stage! Come see Meimung's super cute show up close, oppa and unni!"

Meimung winked playfully. Hypno got curious how this isekai idol stacked up.

"Sounds like the local attraction—why not watch. You in, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Winte?"

"Yeah."

"What about you."

"You'll drag me even if I say no."

"You know it."

"Fuck."

Can't get a proper thrill like ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠this.

Clarice was pent-up from her thieving itch going unscratched.

"Whoa, tons of people."

Hypno followed Meimung to the plaza. He'd glimpsed it during her tour, but now a massive stage setup dominated: spotlights dangling from huge rigs, a long runway and circular platform like an idol show, video projectors above, floating orbs for recording. Safety barriers kept the packed crowd back, everyone waving colorful glowsticks.

All these folks here for Meimung? She's a real idol.

Guards managed the lines at the edges. As Meimung's benefactors and acquaintances, Hypno, Wintineas, and Clarice scored spots right up front.

A few minutes later—

Pa-pa-pa-bam! Spotlights blazed on.

"Meimung~!"

Meimung appeared on stage, sporting a star-shaped headset magitool on her right ear. Her voice boomed across the plaza via the device, her face magnified on the screens.

The crowd roared her name in unison.

"Mung~ mung!"

The audience swung their glowsticks to her chant.

"No way, for real."

Clarice gawked at the perfectly synced crowd, mouth agape.

"What the…… fuck……."

"Quiet."

"Mmph!"

Hypno silenced Clarice with a command to avoid ruining the vibe.

Then Meimung's show kicked off.

Bards around the stage fired up their instruments, and Meimung sang along flawlessly—no nerves, no shakes. The tune matched her vibe: cute, zippy, bubbly pop. Her voice blended perfectly, crafting a killer cute-concept idol song even to Hypno's ears.

But she didn't stick to cute. After that came crowd-pleasers, upbeat tavern anthems fit for a rowdy adventurer guild. The audience joined in, turning the plaza into a full-blown festival.

In the hype, Hypno clocked it: guys beaming up at Meimung, heads bobbing with her jiggling tits, snorting like bulls when she got close, eyes glued to catch every frame. Totally hooked on her hot bod.

Of course, Hypno was staring holes through her tits, ass, and thighs too.

After all the songs, a lightly sweaty Meimung addressed the crowd.

She winked cutely in thanks, then beamed.