Chapter 169 - Everyone's Idol
"Ahaha! What are you talking about, oppa~? You can't even joke like that☆"
"Huh?"
Meimung covered her mouth as she laughed, then winked at Hypno with a playful glint in her eye.
"Sexual service~ is the receptionist girls' honorable duty, right~☆? Meimung isn't a receptionist—she's everyone's idol, so sexual service is off-limits for me☆ Besides, Meimung's saving her first time for her future darling!"
Ah, so that's how she sees it.
Hypno understood how Meimung perceived sexual service thanks to the hypnosis. It was fine only for receptionists. As an adventurer and self-proclaimed idol, she viewed it as ethically off-limits for herself.
I could just flip her perception with hypnosis right now... but maybe I'll savor something more everyday for a bit.
"Really? That's a shame."
"Ehem! Meimung's the cute and adorable idol for everyone, so I get how you feel, oppa! But naughty things are a no-no~☆"
Meimung cutely crossed her index fingers into an X and winked. Hypno chuckled to himself, imagining her writhing on his cock in the future.
"Yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. Anyway, let's wrap up and head out."
"What about Premi? If we leave her like this... she'll catch a cold!"
Meimung pointed worriedly at Premi, who was drenched in sweat from her short but intense fuck session with Hypno.
"Power Clean."
Hypno dispelled Meimung's concerns with a single cast. Premi's sweat vanished. The cum leaking from her pussy disappeared. Even the remnants on Hypno's dick were wiped clean.
"No more worrying about colds now."
"Oh right! Hypno oppa has this trick. Meimung forgot☆"
Her tone might've given anyone else goosebumps just from hearing it. But paired with her cute, bubbly voice, her slutty outfit that boiled a man's lust, it came off as pure charm—no chills or annoyance in sight.
Hypno moved the collapsed Premi from the table to the sofa, then turned to Meimung.
"Premi's exhausted from sexual service, so let her rest. Let's get going."
"Okay~."
Only one load—kinda lacking... but whatever. I can set up the consultation room here and pound away steadily from now on.
Hypno left the consultation room with Meimung, cast hypnosis wave over the entire adventurer guild to ensure the sleeping Premi wouldn't face any issues, then approached Wintineas.
"Wintee, sorry for the wait."
"Ah... no. Didn't... wait long."
Wintineas shook her head to say it was fine. Beside her, Clarice shot him a dirty look.
"Fuckin' slow, you bastard. Late 'cause you railed that receptionist slut, huh? Horny motherfucker as always."
"Not railed~! Hypno oppa just let Premi do her honorable sexual service~."
"The fuck, bitch? If that's not railing, what is?"
"Receptionist sexual service is way more honorable than regular stuff—it's amazing! You don't get it?"
Clarice clicked her tongue at Meimung, who tilted her head innocently.
"...Fucking hypnosis has her common sense totally fucked."
"Hypnosis?"
Hypnosis Wave.
"Don't believe a word Clarice says."
"Ahaha! Hypnosis? Sis says the weirdest things."
"Ugh, shit."
Clarice glared even harder at Hypno, who had instantly made her words fall on deaf ears right in front of her.
"What."
"Tch."
Powerless against him, Clarice just crossed her arms with a sulky pout.
"Hypno... what now...?"
Wintineas, unfazed by the usual banter between Hypno and Clarice, asked about their plans.
"That's already set. Can't just dive into quests right away, right? So..."
Hypno glanced at Meimung.
"Meimung, you're doing rounds now, yeah?"
"Yep! Meimung's everyone's idol! Gotta patrol and check if Awis folks are in trouble~!"
"Mind if we tag along?"
"Together?"
"First time here—can you guide us while patrolling?"
"Of course! Hypno oppa's party is basically Awis people now! Leave any troubles to Meimung☆"
Clarice scowled.
"Hey, I wanna rest..."
"Hmm..."
Hypno eyed her coolly.
This patrol's prime for learning about Meimung first. This bitch might screech and interrupt my questions.
"Fine, go rest at the inn then."
"...For real?"
Clarice hadn't expected Hypno to greenlight her solo time.
"I'll patrol with Wintee and Meimung. You stay put at the inn like a good girl."
"...You better not send some creepy dudes my way after ditching me."
"You think I'm as scummy as you? Why would I, when I did nothing wrong? Jeez, what a paranoid bitch."
"Ugh, you fucking asshole..."
Clarice gnashed her teeth at Hypno's endless teasing. She wanted to unleash a torrent of curses, but rest won out. Growling like a dog, she stormed out of the guild toward the inn without another word.
"Patrol time, Meimung."
"Yep~! Leave the patrol-slash-tour to Meimung☆!"
Hypno and Wintineas followed Meimung on patrol, quickly realizing just how beloved she was in Awis.
"Meimung! Wave over here!"
"Annyeong~☆"
"Meimung! Thanks for the help last time! Take this!"
"Waaah! Pretty flowers! Thanks! Meimung's happy☆"
"Meimung sis! Do that thing! You know, mung-mung! Jump with mung-mung!"
"Okay! Mung-mung☆"
The reaction when they first arrived was just the tip of the iceberg. Everywhere Meimung went, people smiled, laughed brightly, and chatted warmly with her. Even kids ran up beaming.
It was no mere self-title—she was Awis's idol.
"Damn, she's stupid popular."
"Ehem! Told ya, oppa~! Meimung's everyone's idol☆"
"Idol, huh... You sing too?"
"Of course! Meimung's got a rep for singing better than Awis's bards! Got a stage tonight—come watch, pretty please~!"
"Oho."
Hypno hadn't expected actual singing from a self-proclaimed idol.
As they walked, a commotion erupted.
"Ugh, you little shit!"
"Ow! Sorry, honey! Sorry!"
A shop woman was smacking her husband's back relentlessly.
"Hey~? No fighting!"
Meimung dashed over.
"What the—?!"
"What's wrong?"
The woman, ready to snap at the intruder, softened upon seeing Meimung.
"Oh, Meimung! Listen—this idiot blew our money at the casino again yesterday!"
"It was just my pocket money, honey!"
"Shut it, you gambler! Then you beg for more!"
Smack smack!
"Ow! Quit hitting my back! Ow!"
"Got it!"
Meimung turned to the man.
"Belgr uncle~! Gambling again? Fun's fine, but not if you lose it all~☆"
"Ugh... sorry, Meimung. But that's the thrill..."
"Thrill my ass!"
Smack!
"Eek!"
Meimung smiled sweetly at the smacked man.
"Belgr uncle~! Can't lose gambling money meant for a gift to Mai auntie~."
"Gift? What're you on about, Meimung?"
"Heard during patrol! Belgr uncle's been hitting the casino for a super nice bag for Mai auntie! Results... not great."
"You... I appreciate the thought, but not like this."
"Ah, well..."
"Exactly! Even loving Mai auntie that much, you should've earned it legit! She cries when you gamble—right~?"
"Eh? Uh, yeah. Sniff sniff."
The couple got swept up in Meimung's charm.
"Can't make your beloved auntie cry, right, Belgr uncle?"
"Uh... no."
"Then promise Meimung~! No gambling for a while☆ Can do it?"
"Th-that's..."
"Pro~mise☆"
"Yeah, promise..."
"Hehe! It's a deal! Break it, and Meimung's mung-punch incoming!"
Belgr paled at "mung-punch."
"Gulp... M-mung-punch... Like when Clark broke his and ended up hospitalized..."
"Oh yeah! Gave Clark uncle a mung-punch beatdown☆ You'll keep it, right, Belgr uncle?"
"O-of course!"
Meimung clapped, turning to the woman.
"Yay! Mai auntie! Belgr uncle's gambling-free for now! Tell Meimung if he slips— we'll storm in and mung-punch him!"
"Haha, thanks, Meimung! You hear? Behave?"
"...Yes."
Meimung winked at Hypno and Wintineas.
"One more solved today~☆ Patrols are important like this!"
"Needed some fists for that solve."
"Mama said use words first, body if they fail!"
Meimung punched the air cutely.
"Wise words. Right, Wintee?"
"Yeah."
Neither Hypno nor Wintineas argued her philosophy.
Patrol continued, Meimung explaining Awis streets and shops to them.
As they absorbed the info...
"Waaah!"
A boy's wail. A kid had fallen on the road.
"You okay~?"
Meimung bounced over.
"Hurts?"
"Sniff! Ugh! M-Meimung... sis...!"
The teary boy blushed at her. Her outfit—basically panties—was very stimulating up close.
"Ouchie from falling! Look at that scraped knee! Can you stand?"
"Y-yeah..."
He took her hand, rising. His knee was bloody.
"Must hurt. Hold on~!"
Meimung pulled ointment and bandage from her thigh pouch, chirping brightly.
"Ta-da~! Meimung's recovery ointment! I'll spread it nice and even so it doesn't hurt☆"
"O-okay..."
"Pain, fly away~ Mung~mung☆"
She gently applied it, bandaged him up.
"All done! No more ouchies! Better?"
"N-not... hurts."
"Yay! Careful not to fall again? Promise Meimung☆"
"P-promise!"
They pinky-swore; the boy hurried off.
That kid's hard as a rock.
Hypno noted the boy's tiny erection.
Meimung's outfit is pure cockbait. Awis folks are just desensitized.
He nodded, his questions about the locals' nonchalance toward her lewd attire answered.