Does Dick Size Really Follow Height?
As An Seo-ra launched into a lengthy lecture about muscles, two friends exchanged glances as if they couldn't understand a word.
"Is she checking out muscles instead of faces now? And in insane detail, too."
"Right? Seems like she's fallen for muscles, not men. What do you call that—a muscle fetish?"
Meanwhile, An Seo-ra, oblivious to her friends' conversation, was completely absorbed in her own spiel, still rattling on.
Of them all, only Seo Yoon-jung, who'd roughly pieced together An Seo-ra's tastes, shook her head and answered on her behalf.
"You guys didn't know? Seora doesn't look at faces. She looks at bodies. What she's describing right now is probably her ideal type."
"Huh? How do you know that?"
"Whoa, why are you the only one who knows? We've been friends for ten years too."
"I got PT from Seora that one time, remember."
"Ah, the one where you ran away after a month?"
"Oh, for fuck's sake. She doesn't even go easy on Hana... Anyway, back then I saw she's a total muscle otaku. She'd go around touching other male members' bodies, talking about where and how to make what grow... I thought she was into that one guy, but it turned out she wasn't. When he took an interest and contacted her personally, she shut him down immediately."
"So what's her deal?"
"She's just a muscle pervert. It doesn't matter if they're men or women—she does that to everyone. Even the gym members all know. Seora's a total celebrity there, I mean a celebrity."
"Wow, people's tastes really are diverse. Though, you know, I do like a guy with a nice body too..."
This wasn't just "liking a guy with a good body." She looked completely in love with the muscles themselves.
Just look at her now.
"Sigh. I really want to see Cheol-jin slim down and get all ripped... how cool would he look? His face is deceptively small, so his shoulders would seem even broader... I just want to see our Cheol-jinnie's quadriceps split into four distinct heads just once... and I'm the one who's supposed to make that happen...."
You couldn't tell whether she liked the guy named Cheol-jin or his muscles. There was no crazy bitch quite like this muscle-obsessed one.
Seo Yoon-jung shrugged.
"Well, it's not impossible. If you think about it, it's kind of like focusing on someone's face or personality."
"True. You start out fixated on one thing like that, and then you end up liking the whole person."
"In other words, Seora does like this kid Cheol-jin, right?"
"Seems like it? But she doesn't seem to realize it herself."
"Hmm. I think it's a bit ambiguous... I dunno. She'll figure it out."
Just as they were about to wrap up the conversation.
"Maybe because he's tall, there's more muscle to fill in... but still, does dick size really track with height?"
"!"
"!"
"!"
In an instant, three pairs of eyes snapped toward her.
An Seo-ra, her eyes still unfocused, kept murmuring, utterly unaware.
"Our Cheol-jinnie, his dick was really big too..."
"...Just how does our Seora know that?"
"Well... it's because I touched it..."
"?!"
The three women's gazes darted back and forth rapidly.
Right then, An Seo-ra was so completely drunk she would answer absolutely anything she was asked.
The full-fledged interrogation began.
"How did you end up touching it?"
"It happened while I was giving him a massage..."
"Huh? Is that even possible during a massage? Not just a graze?"
"He fell asleep, so I secretly... I'm sorry, Cheol-jinnie, sniff..."
"Secretly?! Is she crazy? She's crazy! Where did this permavirgin learn to do that!"
"Ah, quiet down a second. So how big was the dick?"
"About this much...?"
"Huhk! Crazy—introduce me."
Seo Yoon-jung, who'd proclaimed she'd only ever dated tall men, was already spouting nonsense.
"You crazy bitch, shut up."
"Trying to steal a man your friend likes? Are you insane? Wanna get cut off?"
"Ah, no. I was just kidding..."
She was subdued on the spot.
Meanwhile, An Seo-ra had opened her axe-sharp eyes too, glaring at Seo Yoon-jung as she unleashed this.
"Our Cheol-jjinnie, no! He's a kid who bruises easily...!"
"...Aha, so he's yours?"
"He's not exactly mine... maybe Areumi's and Hana's... or is he not?"
An Seo-ra tilted her head, like she wasn't quite sure.
At that, her friends worked themselves up again.
"Hey, looks like there's competition? And not just one person, apparently."
"What do we do? Is this permavirgin just gonna sit still and let him get stolen?"
"Isn't this Seora's first love? This is the first time I've ever heard her talk like this. So that's why she's been acting strange all day!"
The three women were already completely plastered as well.
"Let's help her."
"How?"
"Any plausible advice?"
Whether they could give *any* normal advice was questionable.
"From what she's saying, it sounds like he isn't actually dating anyone yet, right?"
"Yeah. So she needs to snatch him up quick before someone else does."
"She said she's already touched his dick. Win him over with her body. How about that competition thing? How about offering to sleep with him if he agrees to enter?"
In the middle of all this.
"No, that's the kind of talk for when the guy wants to do it with Seora. Isn't this more Seora wanting to do it?"
"No no. Giving a massage and touching his dick while he's asleep? That doesn't make sense. Thirty million percent chance he woke up and just pretended not to notice."
"Meaning what?"
"Meaning she could seduce him with her body, and he might fall for it."
Surprisingly, it skirted dangerously close to the truth.
"Seora, let's seduce that guy."
"Noo, I'm not trying to seduce him, it's the competition..."
"Then seduce him with your body to get him into the competition."
"With my body?"
"Have sex, sex. What are you saving that body for otherwise? Seduce him and make him your boyfriend. And then ask him to enter the competition. If his girlfriend coaxes him saying he's so cool, he might just go for it, you know."
"...Is that so?"
No one knew how things would unfold from here.
*
Dorororong.
My eyes opened at the soft rumbling of a snore. But when I turned toward the sound, no one was there.
'What's this?'
Just then, a foreign sensation came from my arm.
Something was hanging onto it.
I lowered my head and saw Areum, who'd flipped around completely, sleeping with my arm wedged between her thighs. Since we'd fallen asleep naked the night before, her bare skin and pussy were fully exposed. A sight that jumpstarted the libido first thing in the morning. How lovely.
Dororong....
I rubbed my eyes and sat up.
"This kid can't even sleep normally. Where'd the blanket go?"
I shifted my gaze further and spotted the blanket draped over the edge of the bed. Areum must have rolled around and kicked it all off.
"Areum-ah, get up. We have to check out soon."
A glance at the clock showed it was already past ten. The breakfast we'd planned yesterday was out of the question, and we needed to prep for checkout.
But no matter how many times I shook her, Areum wouldn't wake.
"I said get up."
With a grumble, I pinched the nipples of both her breasts between my thumbs and fingers.
"Ahik! That hurts!"
Finally, a reaction.
I kneaded her breasts as I spoke.
"Wake up, Pi Ah-reum-ssi."
"Just a little more. You can keep touching my boobs, though..."
I see. So touching the boobs is allowed.
As if mesmerized, I kneaded her breasts a few more times before pulling my hands away.
"Ehw. Get up while I wash up and come back out."
I'd thought about washing together, but that wasn't happening. I had no choice but to go into the bathroom alone, wash my hair, and roughly rinse my body.
And when I came back out.
"Where'd this kid go?"
Areum was nowhere to be seen. What the?
I looked around and my eyes landed on the blanket, now bulging upward. Hadn't that been tossed aside a moment ago?
Peolleok.
I lifted the blanket and saw Areum curled up like a shrimp, sleeping. Now I was starting to get a little pissed.
"I said get up!"
"Just a little mooore..."
"This little?"
I checked the time. There was still about an hour and a half until checkout.
"Get up. This is your final warning."
"...."
Now she wasn't even pretending to listen.
You've made your sin known.
I took off my pants, got off the bed, and slid my arms around the outside of Areum's legs. Just like that, I grabbed her inner thighs and extended my tongue straight in.
Seureup.
"Euhng?"
Seureureureup. Jjeup, halthalt.
"Heuk! Yah!"
"Jjok."
"Ahik! Did you forget you came inside me yesterday? Lick it all up and eat it!"
"?! Wek, we-ek!"
I flinched, pulling my head back and retching dry. I'd forgotten I'd come inside Areum yesterday. Thank god I hadn't shoved my tongue deep inside her vagina.
"Pi Ah-reum, how could you do this to me?!"
"Why's it my fault when you're the one who licked it! Let go of my legs!"
"You shall be punished!"
"You crazy bastard! Hiik! I said I'm swollen and it hurts... ho-ook?!"
I drove my cock into Areum. Her tight, springy vagina enclosed around my dick. The cramped interior clamped down hard on my cock, as if demanding semen from the early morning.
"Uwk. It's squeezing insanely tight..."
"Pull, pull it out. While I'm still asking nicely."
"You were the one who wouldn't get up. So just once. Okay?"
Jjok. I tried some flimsy aegyo, pressing my lips to the nape of her neck. Areum was weak around the neck and collarbones.
Jjokjjok. Jjeup.
I kept fussing with my lips as I gently moved my cock. Inside, I persistently pressed the head against her cervix. Areum had a small frame and a short vaginal canal, plus the erogenous zone deep inside was intensely strong. If you kept pressing there enough to feel a slight pain, she'd fall apart.
"Heut, ahik. Euheung!"
"Just once. You were too tired yesterday so I stopped, remember? Even though you said you'd drain me completely."
"Shit... it's just once, right? I'll get mad if you do it twice. I really am worn out."
"Got it. I wouldn't force you. You know that."
"'Know that' my ass. You're forcing me right now... heu-euk!"
I lifted Areum's whole body and stood up.
Seeing her eyes wide open and the shrill sound she made, I grinned.
"Deulbak, it's been a while?"
"...Do it gently. And just once. Promise."
"Okay. Promise promise."
Jjyubopjjyubopjjyubopjjyubop!
Better hold out as long as possible without coming and do it for a long time.
*
A studio apartment just under 6 pyeong.
Four women were sleeping all crumpled and tangled together. Empty liquor bottles rolling around made it clear they'd drunk till dawn. The place was thick with the smell of alcohol.
Among them, a woman who'd opened her eyes rose groggily and went to the bathroom. It was An Seo-ra, her usual ponytail now completely disheveled.
After returning from the bathroom, An Seo-ra took a water bottle from the fridge and drank. She was finally starting to feel like she was coming back to her senses.
"...."
Ggulkeokggulkeok.
"...?"
But after finishing the water.
"?!"
Something else came back too.
The memories from the night before that she'd briefly forgotten.
- Seduce him with your body!
- Have sex, sex!
- Let's tell him you'll have sex with him if he enters the competition!
In an instant, all the color drained from An Seo-ra's face. At the same time, the memories that followed surfaced in quick succession.
- I-Is that so?
- Should I?
- Yes!
Her own self being slowly persuaded by her friends' words.
And at the end, the image of herself nodding with a solemn expression.
'What do you mean "yes," you crazy bitch!'
An Seo-ra frantically searched for her phone. The memory of sending Kang Cheol-jin a KakaoTalk message at the end had come back to her.
'Phone! My phone!'
What did I send yesterday?
She couldn't recall the exact contents. But she definitely sent *something*!
"Found it!"
Having found her phone, An Seo-ra went straight to her chatroom with Kang Cheol-jin.
- Cheolljjinaaa enter the conmpetition oaky?
- If ou enter the compeittion nuna will premsie you soem
- Ill do whaetver oyu want. Ill do sㅔx too
- Cheoljjini your dicks so biig
'Kyaaaaaaaaak─!'
An Seo-ra let out a silent scream.
'Ah, he hasn't read them yet!'
Her hands trembling madly, she clicked the chat list and hammered the delete button. As far as she knew, unread messages could be erased.
"Hwaaah. I deleted them..."
Having deleted all the chat contents, An Seo-ra let out a sigh as if all the strength had left her.
A moment later.
She rose from her spot, trembling and shaking, and picked up a pillow. Her friends of ten years were still strewn across the floor.
"You, you... crazy bitcheeeees!"
The pillow was swung.
"Kkeue-ek?! Wha, what's going on! Se-Seora?"
"What did you make me dooooo─!"
"Kyaaaaak! So-Sorry! Seora, calm down!"
"Wh-What is it? Hi-ik!"
"Oh my god! Save me! I don't know what it is but I'm sorry! I was wrong!"
The tiny studio apartment filled with screams.
An Seo-ra, huffing furiously as she swung the pillow, and her friends fleeing.
But amid all this, there was one fact An Seo-ra didn't know.
KakaoTalk messages can't be deleted after a certain amount of time, even if the recipient hasn't read them yet. What she had deleted were only the copies visible on her own end. The messages were still there on his.