Chapter 99
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 99
Chapter Title: The Anxious Student Council President
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'I told him to only use it under my supervision...!'
The guy was an incorrigible onahole man.
Everything else about him was great.
In particular, Isabella, the martial arts master, held in high regard the buildup before the close-quarters combat erupted.
He planted the impression that he was "weak in close combat" on his opponents, making them rush in recklessly.
And at the most decisive moment, he unleashed his specialty—his hand-to-hand fighting skills. Delicious.
Then, when Nika, who possessed the "Elasticity" talent, staggered after taking a hit to the gut,
this time the corporate scouts were genuinely shocked.
"Pull up the Kim Sanghyeok database! Hurry!"
"Anything coming up?"
"What's this Personality Excretion talent do?"
Seridwen gazed at Kim Sanghyeok with honey-dripping eyes,
smiling prettily as if she'd just thought of an amusing inside joke.
"Hee hee."
"Teacher. This isn't the time to laugh. That guy's boldly... during the interest student process..."
"What's with yelling out skill names? So cute~."
It was bizarre.
...Women were laughing at the unpleasant wording of "Uterus Punch."
The boys might feel a bit unfairly treated, but the situation was already so fun—what could you do?
No one had any intention of making an issue out of Kim Sanghyeok's serious uterus punch shout.
With even Seridwen laughing, his likability was locked in.
Isabella looked a touch uneasy.
'Kim Sanghyeok... what are you planning?'
Personality Excretion was a vulgar, shady authority.
She was even more worried because she'd witnessed the catastrophe—the excretion scene—firsthand.
But Kim Sanghyeok just charged ahead with brutal honesty.
Isabella didn't know it well, but his escape routes were always like this.
When he'd been framed as a voyeuristic pervert by Stella, he'd bulldozed through with a no-holds-barred wrestling battle.
Even with his main skill being Personality Excretion, he shouted it out with shonen manga spirit.
He openly admitted his talent was "Onahole Collector."
Isabella suddenly recalled their conversation.
Back when he'd forced her to excrete Kushina...
"Just one question, Madam President. Think you could do it?"
I could.
She remembered answering that way.
Even if her talent had been doing a ridiculous dance, she would've done it.
But could she have gone "that far?"
'Isabella's Ridiculous Dance!' while shaking her hips—could she have done that?
Honestly, she had no confidence.
"Not just anyone could do that, Madam President."
'You're right, Kim Sanghyeok.'
Isabella thought.
'That bold Personality Excretion of yours isn't something just anyone could pull off.'
The exchange match flowed like watching a popular sports event, with cheers from actual reenrolled students mixing in.
Exciting incidents kept popping up everywhere, and the star was Kim Sanghyeok.
Everyone was glued to their screens, enjoying the content.
"Hilaria’s coming out!"
"Update coordinates, zoom in!"
The face of a beautiful red-haired female warrior, arrogantly smiling while dangling from a cliff, filled the close-up on screen.
"She’s been hanging there waiting this whole time?"
"Insane. First-year this year!"
"She could jump straight to third-year level."
Isabella whispered to Evangeline.
"Hilaria? Who's that?"
"The girl who won the world bouldering championship hosted by the Hunter Association in middle school. Talent is "Climbing.""
"Climbing?"
"She has a video of sleeping while hanging from a crack the size of a fingernail with one finger—hit 30 million views."
A great ability that meshed perfectly with weapon-type masterpieces. Definitely a top first-year prospect.
The necromancer "Kybele" also had necromancy talent to build her own legion using the lives of the dead as tokens,
and there weren't a few scouts who thought she'd be the highest value among first-years once grown.
"If only the Sword Saint's daughter shows up!"
"Quintia anywhere over there?"
Quintia was someone Isabella knew well too.
Quintia, who perfectly mirrored her Sword Saint mother's childhood, but with even superior talent.
Her market value had already surpassed 100 million coins, they said.
Not appearing on screen meant she was likely off on another mission somewhere.
"Teacher. Hasn't Quintia shown up yet?"
"She'll come out at the end."
"I talked to the zone owner, but Quintia's hard to balance."
"...I see."
As if the outer god was some KakaoTalk buddy.
Anyway, if this was the balanced setup, then no matter what anyone said, the rebel core was Kim Sanghyeok.
But...
'You really planning to go all out on those girls, Kim Sanghyeok?'
Isabella knew well that the onahole man's main skill was Personality Excretion.
She had no intention of telling the student council president to do nothing when opponents charged with spears and swords.
However...
Was it something to reveal so openly?
How would the world look at it?
Kim Sanghyeok could end up pointed at and expelled from the academy.
Yet.
"Personality Excretion!!"
As if he didn't care, Kim Sanghyeok on screen shouted refreshingly!
"Smash!!"
"Guhk?!"
Seridwen smiled happily.
He was seriously yelling Personality Excretion, Personality Excretion.
But his natural clown antics made viewers unable to hold back laughter.
For some reason, Isabella felt her own poker face cracking too.
'...I'm the last shred of the academy's dignity.'
It wasn't just the unique kiai; the twin sisters, actually tough against strikes, were at a loss after one punch. A wondrous sight.
The scouts were busy taking notes.
"Can't see it with the eyes, but something's there?"
"Variety of useful skills."
"Hybrid style mixing magic too?"
Scouts' eyes were sharp.
No one knew exactly that the invisible onahole Kushina was intervening in the fight,
but everyone was realizing now. Kim Sanghyeok had been hiding power enough to match A-rank twin sisters until today.
"Madam President. Check this out. Official channel streaming viewers are 20 times normal."
"Best quarter so far."
The phone Evangeline showed the president gave a glimpse of public opinion.
"Kim Sanghyeok is cheapest right now"
Typical academy D-rank these days lol
Any room left for Kim Sanghyeok's girlfriend?
"Back board's on fire!"
"......"
"Madam President?"
"......It's overheating too much."
Setting aside whether to hide Personality Excretion or not, he was drawing way too much attention.
"What's the problem?"
"All these cheers could turn into criticism and finger-pointing at the academy."
Kim Sanghyeok had steeled himself now.
Because the twin sisters hadn't given up even after the teaser Personality Excretion punch.
Isabella had experienced the "teaser" too.
Just imagining the twins taking Sanghyeok's full-powered excretion punch,
and her womb clenched tight, recalling that day's sensation.
'Don't do it, Kim Sanghyeok.'
All the cheers would turn to condemnation.
"Onahole Collector Kim Sanghyeok, let's battle us sisters!"
"A match wagering our honors!"
Serious-mode Kim Sanghyeok slowly stepped forward.
Suddenly, a flash burst out, and the charging twin sisters froze in place.
In that fatal opening,
"Personality Excretion Smash!!"
Kim Sanghyeok's weight-loaded backhand body blow slammed into the twins' guts.
"Nguooooh!!"
A beastly scream, as if they'd cast everything aside, filled the screen.
Isabella flinched.
Unconsciously, she tensed her butt just a bit.
Naturally pretending it was a Kegel exercise...
Sanbika's incontinence and jelly ejaculation scene
ended up broadcast via the live stream service.
And it didn't end there.
Kim Sanghyeok's "Personality Excretion Moonlight"
The moonlight rubber bullet smashed into Kannika's belly.
Kannika too, ass up, squirted sparkling jewel-like jelly like taffy strings.
The sound was too quiet to pick up, but the screen captured everything—finishing her off by planting his foot on her butt to squeeze out the rest.
Isabella's vision swam.
This was different from when she'd said she'd just eliminate him if he turned villain.
If Kim Sanghyeok did this, she'd bear responsibility too as his supervisor.
"Relax and watch. It was bound to come out eventually."
Seridwen said.
"The timing's off. Attention's too high."
"Most bad things look bigger because of worry."
Isabella just hoped Kim Sanghyeok wouldn't go dark and turn into the world's worst villain.
"Madam President! Sanghyeok-kun's trending real-time!"
Isabella squeezed her eyes shut.
In her imagination, "Villainhyeok" arrogantly pinned the student council president against the wall, pressing hard on her belly and saying,
"What color's the noble student council president's jelly?"
"Kuh... Don't... press my belly... Hnng... Stop... I trusted you..."
"Gotta see it... Isabella..."
......
Suddenly embarrassed by her shameful fantasy, she shook her head.
...No way I'd lose to villain Kim Sanghyeok even if.
"...What's the reaction? Villain confirmed?"
Evangeline tilted her head.
"Academy Jelly Boy?"
Instead of "Onahole Man," the term the public picked up was
the harmless, playful nickname "Jelly Boy."
Academy Jelly Boy Kim Sanghyeok.
Not just his handsome face, but his unique ability making waves...
Nutrient-void articles churned out in one minute flooded in.
Public opinion was surprisingly favorable.
Isabella hadn't expected this. Who knew Personality Excretion would satisfy the public's fickle tastes?
"Top trending topic. Academy Jelly Boy! Reactions are positive too."
"Really?"
Isabella felt relieved somewhere deep down.
Relieved, but it irked her.
I told him to only use Personality Excretion under my supervision,
and he couldn't hold back and shoved it into those girls!?
'...We're talking after this, Kim Sanghyeok.'
Isabella glared at Kim Sanghyeok on screen, her pretty eyes sharpening fiercely.