Chapter 100

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 100

Chapter Title: Rubber Rubber Barrage

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Somehow, I ended up taking charge of the most crucial task in this mission: finding the crown.

The temple's interior stretched on endlessly in a single path, with new rooms appearing every time we crossed a doorway.

It was dim and gloomy overall, like a cavern with faint light, so I figured there could be ambushes.

"Kushina. Do me a favor."

"Yes!"

I signaled to my invisible ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠onahole Kushina and took point.

Kushina, who could scout casually even if spotted, poked her head out and wiggled her hips as she checked the next room.

I held position while she reconned.

She returned quickly and whispered in my ear.

"Empire soldiers are still there on watch. Two on each side. Three up top, one in the center."

"Let's move."

No room for hesitation.

I chambered non-lethal rubber rounds in the Benelli and took a deep breath.

Timing it with Kushina's breach, I lobbed a stone inside.

Thud, clatter...

"What was that?"

"Who's there!"

The instant the empire soldiers' attention snapped that way.

"Kushina, now!"

Flash!

Kushina's Flash blinded them all.

In the chaos, I scanned their positions and shouldered the Benelli.

"Personality Excretion."

Targeting the leader girl first!

"Rubber Rubber!"

I yanked the trigger in a frenzy, speed rivaling semi-auto fire.

Two rounds straight to the central girl's gut!

"Guhk!!"

She was from Dihirit's squad. Name was Atali.

Pump-action cycling furiously, I rapid-fired, dropping the widely dispersed empire soldiers on both flanks!

1 down! 2! 3! 4!!

"Barrage!!!"

Rain down, storm of rubber!

And the irresistible force of Personality Excretion!

"Krahk!"

"Euk!"

"Ugh!"

"Become an onahole."

Onahole collection bonuses were always a treat.

They stacked separately from level-up stats—pure profit.

Atali remaining instead of vanishing confirmed she was an academy student, not an empire NPC.

"Don't wanna turn into an onahole? Hands up."

"Wha-what... onahole?"

I trained the Glock on her and barked!

"Hands up!"

"I-I surrender!"

Atali dropped to her knees in a hurry, shooting her hands sky-high like a scolded kid.

That's right. Good girl.

"How'd a D-rank like Kim Sanghyeok get this far..."

"Put on the dunce cap and scram."

"......"

Atali clamped her lips shut, playing stubborn.

"Not going? Wanna pull off a fantasy jelly show from your ass like the twins?!"

"Eek! I'll do it, I'll do it! Please... anything but the ass jelly show...!"

Grovel, grovel!

Atali rubbed her palms together, begging pathetically in front of me.

"Whew."

I hadn't wanted to resort to threats.

But pumping enhanced rounds into a schoolgirl's body didn't sit right either, so I'd gone hard on the intimidation.

Atali was out of the exchange match.

Pressing the attack without pause!

"Kushina. Let's go!"

"Yes!"

Surefire-equipped Glock lighting up the dim dungeon halls like daylight, we pushed forward.

Spotted Dihirit Ade in a narrow temple corridor.

The bastard was waiting for me.

"Dihirit Ade! Hands up, FBI!"

"Damn it! What's FBI? Onahole collector Kim Sanghyeok!"

As I chased him down the long hall, pillars of fire erupted right in my face.

Whoosh!

"Guh!?"

This prick!

"You trying to char me to a crisp on purpose?!"

"Not charbroil levels. You'd just end up covered in blisters!"

"You little...!"

'Accidentally' Personality Excretion him and no one'd know?

Dropped to one knee, squeezed off rounds at Dihirit's back with the Glock!

Bang! Bang!

"Flame Wall!!"

Dihirit bobbed and weaved behind protruding tombstones like cover,

blocking my sight with flame barriers as he bolted.

Burst into the next room after him—flaming rain poured from the ceiling.

"Guh!"

Dove clear.

"Kushina! You okay?"

"Y-Yes!"

But Kushina looked scorched bad.

Her exhibitionist talent didn't mesh with this fire element at all.

Needed an opening.

Dihirit turned, grinning with fireballs clutched in both hands.

"Y'know, I just realized—why the hell would I run from trash like you?"

"What, you got some trauma with onaholes or something?"

"This is about honor. This academy's no place for half-assed punks like you!"

"One-on-one duel, no interference?"

I lowered my gun and asked.

"Man to man. Settle who's top dog."

"Deal!"

Dihirit Ade ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠began gathering fire power.

"Kushina!"

Kushina zipped in and dropkicked his casting ass mid-channeled.

"Hyah! Onahole Kick!"

"Guhk!?"

One-on-one my ass!

I charged and stomped the shit out of Dihirit.

Gang beatdown!

Thud thud! Thud thud!

"Guhk, ugh, euk!?"

"I hate your ass too! Take some hits!"

Thud! Thud! Thud thud!!

Dihirit curled into a ball under our no-holds-barred beatdown and yelled.

"One-on-one, you coward...!"

"You started with a squad!"

"Dragon's Den, Flame Pillar!"

Dodged the pillars backpedaling with Kushina.

Properly thrashed, Dihirit glared through a swelling eye, panting hard.

"Put on the dunce cap."

I sighted the Benelli and warned.

"Next one's Moonlight."

"I won't accept it! Lose to a D-rank onahole collector? I'm Dihirit Ade!"

"Then ice that eye shut."

Right as I lined up the Moonlight rubber round to disqualify him.

That familiar time-stop sensation seeped into my body.

Huh?

Eroge goddess En-chan?

Now's her cue?

Benelli perfect shouldered for the cool finisher, and a tiny blonde goddess pokes her head out.

"Sanghyeok? Why not turn on Personality Excretion?"

"Why should I? I can win without it."

"What a waste. You could turn Dihirit's jelly into an onahole."

"......"

What kinda talk is that, goddess?

"What would I even do with it..."

"Sell it pricey, duh. For messing with you, punish his personality by using it on monster cocks till it breaks into a slut... "

"When did Onahole Academy turn into gore?!"

"No classmate cruelty like that."

"Or insert the excreted personality into a female onaholoid and break it with pussy pleasure?!"

"......"

I lowered my gun, stunned.

Oh, Lord.

Mercy on this lewd, depraved soul.

That idea alone nearly converted my lifelong atheism.

"I don't wanna do that to someone with XY chromosomes."

"Eh? Just shove the personality into an onaholoid and turn 'em into a pussy for plays like 'Why'd I become a girl?!' 'Ugh, Sanghyeok's cock feels too good~'?"

"Gah! Fuck! Don't make me picture it!!"

I swore for real after ages.

This goddess drops in after forever and hits me with that!

Wait...

"No wonder this eroge keeps shoving me at grumpy dude chars. That the plan?"

I pitied Dihirit for the first time.

"Remodel the personality to think they were always a girl..."

"I'd never touch that evil shit!"

En-chan tsked like she was disappointed in me.

"Still trapped in pure love shell, huh? Shaking at this tame play."

"I'm shedding humanity's shell!"

"Ehh~. Turning dudes into pussies and domming with dick is sneakily hot tho..."

"That's 'cause you're a girl..."

Honestly, imagining it turned my stomach.

"I'm straight. No dice."

"Even if I hold a gun to your head and go 'Pussy-fy and fuck Dihirit or eat lead'?"

"No way that directive drops."

"Tch. You keep your jelly play too clean. Just watching schoolgirls squirt jelly all glossy ain't enough?"

Enough?

Way too stimulating already...

Blonde cutie bending over her pale ass, eyes rolling back as she squirts jelly.

Stimulating enough.

"Strictly speaking, it's not just watching anyway."

"Try all sorts of variety—it's way better~."

"Cut the backseat gaming and beat it, you."

"Don't forget Fellatio Anywhere and Instant Lewd Breeding are always on tap?"

"......"

She pops up right when I forget.

"Get that pretty girl's pussy right away? Got ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠it?"

"Fuck off before I test it on you."

"Kyaa~~!"

Time resumed.

I slammed a Moonlight rubber round into Dihirit's thigh before other thoughts crept in.

Ka-blam!!

"Gaaahk!!"

Probably ruptured every vein there.

Dihirit collapsed with a deafening thud.

"I win, Dihirit."

"Damn... damn it...!!"

Dihirit punched ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠the floor in rage.

In guy world, this settled it. Fine.

He'd learned his lesson.

Payback for his mouth was brutally painful.

Leaving Dihirit drooling and gasping in agony, I dashed for the crown.

Thankfully, the rebel NPCs had guarded it unscathed.

"Olaf!"

"Oh. Brother, you made it? Feast your eyes."

A pretty tiara studded with countless gems.

I lifted it carefully to avoid damage.

"Carry!"

"Kyaa~!"

Clap!

High-fived Kushina in triumph.

"We're done here?"

"Let's clean up the remaining empire stragglers."

Our invisible onahole was a huge help.

Kushina beamed, reading my eyes like a book.

"If I'm useful, feed me lotsa monster dick?"

"Just got you Instant Reaction how long ago."

"Aang~ Master~. I'll be an even better onahole~."

"Time to wrap up!"

I squished Kushina firmly into my onahole inventory.