Chapter 8
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 8
Chapter Title: I've Become the Onahole Man of the Academy!
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Who's that guy?
Dunno but holy shit, his looks is insane.
Fucking handsome AF.
Someone ask his name pls pls pls transfer student??
Isn't that Kim Sanghyeok? Saw him with Hena.
That's Kim Sanghyeok? Wtf happened to him?
Etsol Academy 2-F girls' group chat was blowing up.
In the midst of it all, NEW Sanghyeok's appearance was such hot gossip among the girls that they were wondering if he was a transfer student.
Girls from the class next door, the one after that, and even further were coming over just to sneak peeks at his face.
They all put on aloof expressions like they weren't interested, but their eyes had already scanned him from top to bottom.
Holy fuck I wanna lick him from his forehead to collarbone slurp slurp.
Isn't he a No-Erection Top D-rank?
Dunno, fuck if he wanted to ping me I'd go for it.
As if they'd let you lol SS-rank hunter girl would snatch him up like a dog.
Yuuna sighed as she scrolled through the group chat.
It didn't look like the refined conversation befitting prestigious academy girls.
But these were young, hormonal students training to become hunters at the academy—guys and girls alike. Good looks always turned heads anywhere.
Yuuna didn't join in the crude chatter, but still.
She couldn't deny her eyes were drawn to that boy who had barged in without even wearing his uniform properly.
He was handsome. Insanely so. She was sure she'd flatline if their eyes met.
Even sloppily thrown on, his uniform showed off his killer body at a glance.
'No, stop staring. You're not a perv.'
Everyone was just waiting for their chance.
A brush with Sanghyeok, a chance to talk to him, a shot at getting involved with him.
If he'd been a transfer student, she could've at least gone up and said hi.
But he was too hot to approach.
Hena, chatting casually with him, looked like the most special girl in the room.
'Are they dating?'
He seemed protective of Hena, but not like they were together.
Yuuna was already imagining herself by his side, getting pampered.
Sanghyeok had already become everyone's fantasy boyfriend.
'Ahem.'
That was when it happened.
During class, the Light of Awakening enveloped Sanghyeok.
Light of Awakening envelops Kim Sanghyeok!
Talent awakenings often happened suddenly. It was great news.
The teacher paused the lesson to watch.
"Congratulations, Sanghyeok."
'Right now?'
The moment Yuuna thought that...
The students swarmed around Sanghyeok.
It was shocking how many had been waiting for this.
"Whoa! Congrats!"
"What talent? I'm dying to know."
"Tell us!"
'I wanna get a face stamp too...'
Yuuna just felt regretful.
Her seat was too far. Hers was the first by the window,
but Sanghyeok was second from the back near the right door—right in front of Hena.
"Onahole Collector?"
"What's an Onahole Collector talent?"
"Does that even exist for real?"
"Fucking lit. Shit!"
"Onahole Man! Onahole Man!"
The classroom erupted over Sanghyeok's talent.
'Onahole? What's that?'
"What a retarded talent. Future adult shop owner?"
Dihirit Ade from their class sneered.
Sanghyeok gave an awkward smile, but the mood soured fast.
"Hey, no need to... go that far."
"Oh, sorry if that hurt? I just say what I think."
Dihirit Ade.
He was from a prestigious magic noble family with a top-tier elemental talent: Fire.
He seemed to hate Sanghyeok, smirking with snake-like eyes as he kept mocking.
"Must suck for you? A D-rank non-combatant. And Onahole Collector? Wow. Your life's over."
"Hey!!"
Yuuna couldn't hold back.
She'd been listening from her distant seat, but she jumped in first.
"Who are you to look down on non-combat talents? He could become a great craftsman!"
"A great onahole craftsman?"
"Yeah! So what?"
"Yuuna..."
The girls tried to stop her, but Yuuna pressed on.
The bad guy was obvious!
In situations like this, as Class F's class rep, Nakamori Yuuna didn't back down.
"This B-rank hunter bitch should just stick to where she belongs."
"Even B-rank hunters know ignoring craftsmen gets you killed quick."
"Fine, you'd use it if he made you one?"
Yuuna knew one thing right now.
She wasn't losing this argument!
"Yeah!"
Yuuna thrust out her chest proudly.
"If Sanghyeok makes a great onahole, I'll use it! What's wrong with that?"
"Pff, pfft!"
Dihirit and his crew burst out laughing.
"Puhahaha!"
"Ughh fuck, an epic couple is born."
"Onahole Man and now Onahole Princess?"
"She'll use an onahole herself. Bold."
"Girls prolly can't feel good using 'em tho."
...Wait, girls can't use them?
"W-whatever, onahole material isn't a joke! Teacher, say something."
Yuuna's tone weakened.
Her eyes met Sanghyeok's. Had she messed up?
"Yuuna, Sanghyeok. Do you both know what an onahole is?"
"Yes."
Sanghyeok said calmly.
"A male masturbation toy."
Yuuna swallowed hard. Dihirit's gang was on the verge of passing out from laughter.
Realizing the truth, Yuuna backed away.
"Th-that thing."
Talent: Onahole Collector.
"Why collect that?!"
Blushing furiously, Yuuna bolted from the classroom.
"Uhahahaha!"
"Onahole Princess has left the chat."
And thus, Yuuna earned her new nickname: Onahole Princess.
Out of nowhere, I'd become the academy's Onahole Man.
I, Kim Sanghyeok, had just officially confirmed I was the protagonist of the goddess-verified Onahole Academy.
"Whoa! Congrats!"
"What talent? I'm dying to know."
"Tell us!"
Everyone seemed to know what was up, so I couldn't bullshit my way out.
I hesitated briefly, then said it straight.
"Onahole Collector."
A girl who didn't know what an Onahole was repeated it after me.
The guys stirred.
Soon, the classroom flipped.
"Onahole Collector?"
"What's an Onahole Collector talent?"
"Does that even exist for real?"
"Fucking lit. Shit!"
"Onahole Man! Onahole Man!"
'I'm screwed.'
I smiled outwardly, but my mental state shook hard.
My first goal was a solid job.
But with Onahole Collector talent...
Getting a career my two little sisters and future wife could brag about felt impossible.
What kind-hearted girl would even talk to an Onahole Man?
Then.
"Who are you to look down on non-combat talents? He could become a great craftsman!"
One girl jumped in to defend me blindly. She caught my eye.
100% heroine vibes: brown hair, blue eyes, somehow plain but cute.
But 'plain' can sometimes mean 'stunningly pretty' in disguise. Especially in this eroge world.
"Fine, you'd use it if he made you one?"
Her thick brows filled with justice and nosiness, she charged ahead.
"If Sanghyeok makes a great onahole, I'll use it! What's wrong with that?"
'She doesn't know what it is.'
Good intentions, wrong target though—the debate veered off wildly.
She's adorable.
Our eyes met.
Her clear blue eyes screamed, I'll protect you! Don't worry!
I pitied her misunderstanding, but she was so lovable.
"Yuuna, Sanghyeok. Do you both know what an onahole is?"
"Yes."
Hena was tugging my sleeve, asking What's an onahole? so I just said it clearly.
"A male masturbation toy."
The teacher projected a hologram sample for us.
Pink silicone jiggling like jelly.
A bit mosaiced, but modeled after female parts—the use was obvious.
Jiggle jiggle.
"This is an onahole."
The hologram onahole jiggled with the teacher's touch.
Brutally detailed for the girl who'd stood up for me.
"Kyaaah...!"
"Kya!!"
Class F girls shrieked like they were innocent.
You're at that age. You all shoul've known...
Amid it all.
"It's cute~."
Hena reacted like she still didn't get the purpose even after seeing it.
...She's the real deal. Pure idiot beauty straight out of a painting.
"Why collect that?!"
The girl who'd endured the embarrassment bolted.
...She'll be kicking blankets for a while.
Me? A real future adult shop owner?
"More important than talent are the skills derived from it, Sanghyeok."
"What skills come from Onahole Collector?"
"Hm, collection talents usually develop into appraising good materials, uncovering hidden abilities, or enhancing them."
Makes sense.
In short,
"You can appraise good onaholes, uncover their hidden abilities, and enhance them?"
"Exactly."
The teacher didn't laugh.
She hadn't shown the onahole as a joke either.
"Talent hugely influences career choice. Think hard about your role here at the academy."
"Yes..."
"Everyone, back to seats."
Students giggled idly,
but this was my reality, so the teacher explained seriously.
Talent awakening was that big a deal for academy students.
Life-defining, even...
"Sanghyeok?"
Hena called worriedly.
Did I look bad?
[Hena Isis]
[Conquest Difficulty - None][Onahole Aptitude SS-rank]
[Virgin][Underwear - Sexy mint lace set]
[Onahole Traits (★) - Perverted body that won't let cum build up in your balls]
[Your one and only childhood friend onahole who stuck by you despite your dirty pranks. Sensual curves and thick thighs are top-tier. Peerless milk tanks.]
"You okay? Wanna grope my boobs during break?"
"I said no."
"...You look kinda down..."
...Guess I looked full of energy when groping tits.
"Just hungry. Let's eat together later."
Hena blushed shyly, covering her chest.
"Th-the baby food... hasn't come yet... I'll try harder..."
"..."
Not that food...
Its chaos.
Is it really okay to keep playing this game?
Lunchtime.
Heading to the cafeteria with Hena, I waited behind the line at the kiosk.
"That's him?"
"2nd year's Onahole Man."
"What a hero."
I could already feel the fame.
'Student ID works like a debit card?'
Beep.
[Student ID functions suspended. Contact Student Council.]
Beep.
[Student ID functions suspended. Contact Student Council.]
Student Council President? Ban not lifted yet?
I'll starve at this rate?
Beep.
[Hena · C-rank. Authentication complete.]
"Hena?"
My savior slipped under me, swiped her card, and handed it over.
"Here..."
"Can I?"
"This time, return it in two weeks...?"
"...One meal's enough."
What did Hena do to get extorted like that? Didn't make sense.
Eroge is eroge, but I'm me.
Time to find a way to make money. That's when it hit me.
"I'll have... udon..."
Next to Hena, a nice scent wafted over.
Subtle shampoo mixed with... body smell? Couldn't get enough.
And Hena got prettier the more I looked. Hiding her eyes with bangs was a shame.
'...'
Underwear.
For a second, I thought I saw her mint bra through the uniform.
'...Snap out of it.'
Hena's carelessness was bad for my mental health.
Especially for my healthy body that got full hard at every chance.
"Your usual menu's different... right?"
"Tastes changed."
Hena got udon, I went for pork cutlet set.
Total 5 coins—seemed like this world's currency.
"Here, try some pork cutlet."
"N-no thanks."
"Paying you back. I'll repay lunch later."
"Friends don't have to repay borrowed money..."
Hena...
"That's what you always said, Sanghyeok..."
...
(While borrowing my friends' money) Friends don't need to repay!
What a total scumbag I was.
"Some friends need clear give-and-take. I'll pay back for sure."
"...Okay then."
Hena divided her udon into a small bowl and handed it over.
"Here..."
With a heart like this.
The game calling her a "cum-denying perverted body" felt so wrong.
"Oh, Hena, do you know my phone lock pattern?"
Phone's fastest for world info.
Hena paused mid-slurp, eyes up, picking words.
"I forgot mine."
"Lemme try."
Oh, unlocked. Childhood friend OP!
Yo, dumbass.
What the hell are you doing at school?
Onahole? What bullshit is this?
My little sister (blonde one)'s savage texts topped the list from the start.
Rumors spread fast...
Guess I should reply.
My talent is, Onahole Collector.
Oh. Read in 1 second.
You're embarrassing me kill yourself.
...Gotta lay down the law at home.
It won't be easy.
Don't talk to oppa like that.
Trying gentle correction.
Be more like an oppa first. Don't come home. I'll kill you.
Yo dumbass why no reply? I'll kill you if you come home. Not joking.
...What the hell did original Sanghyeok do to make her hate oppa this much?
This hatred through these texts was real. Not like the Student Council event—this wouldn't be easy.
Its better to meet face-to-face.
"Sanghyeok. Here."
"Hm?"
I finished eating and Hena brought water in a cup.
"Thanks."
(Photo: uniform pulled down slightly to show cleavage) Cheer up oppa♡
"Pfft!!"
I didn't ask for this level of obedience...
My little sisters had no middle ground.
'Etsol Academy app?'
In the afternoon, I dove into the academy app.
It had an anonymous community for students: Back Board.
'So that's where the rumors spread.'
2nd year Onahole Man spotted in cafeteria
Whoa insanely handsome...
My dream from today is onahole, oppa!!
He's not crazy handsome for real?
Onahole??
Search it if you don't know lol
The Back Board had no moderation—pretty explicit stuff.
Onahole Princess Yuuna
Ripped
Why are the comments so stinky?
D-guy virgins so gross
Maybe cuz you're D-fuck material?
...Onahole Princess.
Seemed that was Yuuna's new nickname. Around 300 likes—already mainstream.
'She won't come near me for a while.'
Nah, the girl was tagged as Onahole Princess—it would be lucky if she doesn't drop out.
Busting my expectations,
"...Mind if we talk on the way?"
After school.
Onahole Princess Yuuna tossed her bag on my bike's back rack and said that.