Chapter 65

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 65

Chapter Title: Heroines Don't Need to Know

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Heroines don't need to know about that stuff.

Familiar orcs and goblins? No, these weren't them.

As the rank goes up, you start seeing different faces. This was my first time encountering a merfolk-type monster that blended fish and human features.

It could pass for human-like at a glance, but their hands and feet had webbing, and above all, their faces were way too alien.

Their entire bodies were covered in blue scales, and they wielded spears shaped like coral.

"Watch out! They're Herringfolk, a monstrous merfolk breed. Strong as those orcs we saw in the golden dungeon!"

"Eek!"

Hena's shoulders hunched up. Probably remembering how her magic hadn't worked at all back then.

I grabbed Hena's hand.

"It's fine. You've got a ton of people to back you up."

"...Yeah!"

"Didn't you buy 50 magic power? Time to show it off."

"I'll give it a shot!"

"Incoming!"

The Herringfolk were charging in unnervingly large numbers.

As always, Yuuna drew Yukihime and took the most dangerous spot up front.

A wide swing of her sword sliced through the Herringfolk like a gale-force wind.

"Haat!"

While Yuuna bought us time, I calmly set up the battle.

I hid buffed-up Kushina with Onahole Concealment.

"We'll support Yuuna from range. Kushina, take out any enemies that get close!"

"Got it~."

Invisible—semi-transparent only to my eyes—Kushina moved to a spot where she could watch us and waited.

I opened fire on the Herringfolk swarming toward Yuuna.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The muzzle brake made it way easier to control.

Aiming for the torso with the dot sight, I nailed one after another with Personality Excretion!

Jelly one! Jelly two!

"They're coming this way!"

The gunfire pulled aggro, and Herringfolk climbing up from the beach headed our way too.

While I reloaded,

Hena raised her Wall Birdwood Staff and fired a magic bullet.

"It hit! Sanghyeok...!"

"Nice! Keep it up!"

I reloaded and fired too.

But the boldly charging merfolk were Kushina's job.

Kushina dashed around freely in her bikini, showing off her flexibility with long, stretching kicks that dropped enemies.

With her pumped stats and invisibility for ambushes, each kick racked up kills.

And damn, it's hot!

I know I shouldn't think like that in battle, but her bikini fight scene was all for my eyes, so it drew my gaze even more.

...Feels like raising a side character who's all-in on sex appeal.

"How do you block a buffed Onahole Kushina!?"

Even when Kushina yelled, most aggro stayed on the gunfire.

I handled persistent foes with martial arts so they wouldn't bother Hena.

"Sanghyeok!"

"I'm good. Focus on your magic!"

High-rank stuff really pays off, huh?

I dodged a spear and smashed my fist into the scale-covered monster's head.

"Personality Excretion Smash!!"

The scattering jellies all turned into onaholes!

Hena, wielding her Wall Birdwood Staff after a while, shouted.

"Everyone, become Sanghyeok's onahole!"

The Student Council President's martial arts training was coming in clutch.

My style of mixing pistol and hand-to-hand was shaping up nicely.

And Hena's magic support was delicious!

When our eyes met Kushina's, I switched straight to Onahole Clone Hand-to-Hand Combat.

"Master!"

"Got it!"

I punched the Herringfolk she'd kicked my way!

"Kugik!?"

I pulled back before it could counter, letting Kushina's attack land from behind.

Then I launched myself at the exposed merfolk!

"Personality Excretion Dropkick!!"

BOOM!!

If even Seridwen shuddered at my dropkick, no way this Herringfolk could tank it.

Onahole Clone Hand-to-Hand Combat landed perfectly.

Before I knew it, dozens of Herringfolk lay sprawled around us,

and I'd ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠acquired a bunch of handmade onaholes.

Awesome!! It's here!

Leveled up 5 times for base stat gains,

and snagged collection bonuses too.

Hand-to-Hand, Onahole Clone Hand-to-Hand, and firearm proficiency all grew.

Definitely a high-rank dungeon. Tons of gains.

"Whew!"

Yuuna returned, lightly slick with sweat.

"Yuuna. Good work."

"You two held them off?"

"Invisible onahole helped."

Visible only to me, Kushina flashed another V-sign.

"Kushina, wanna come out for a commemorative photo?"

I dropped the invisibility, and Kushina pointed to the beach.

"Not over yet."

The seaside was darkening as the sun set,

and gravitational waves rippled from where she pointed.

Variant appeared.

If what we just cleared was C+ rank,

beyond that gate was B+.

Super risky challenge...

But with Kushina here and everyone in good shape, it was doable.

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"What do you think? Kim Sanghyeok."

Yuuna asked my opinion.

"Let's go. Haven't met the devil merchant yet."

"Oh. Gotta sell all these onaholes, right?"

"Yup. That's my cash cow."

Kushina flinched and grabbed me.

"Kushina?"

"...What're you saying, Master? Am I getting sold?"

Yuuna and Hena laughed.

I felt a bit mischievous.

"Didn't you know? Onahole Collector is a talent for making and selling onaholes."

"...So you brought me here to...?"

"That goblin uncle loved 'em. What happens after sale's not my problem. Sorry."

"Kushina, you didn't know? It's Sanghyeok's onahole selling season."

Kushina paled and clung to me.

"Hweeeeng!"

"W-whoa."

"Don't sell me, please! I'm sorry!! Sorry for acting up around your girlfriends, masochistic pussy onahole that I am!"

"Sorry, but become my coin."

"Nude dogeza? Yeah? I'll polish your dick even harder! Please, rethink it!"

Agh, can't do this anymore.

Poor Kushina clinging to me—I hugged her tight and soothed her.

"Just kidding."

"Uwaaang... Better the Discipline Bureau than the devil merchant!!"

"Why would I sell you? Never."

"Even for 10,000 coins?"

No, even if I sold, not for that price...

"That's all your imagination's worth?"

"100,000 coins! Even for 100,000, you won't sell, right? You'll keep me around to stroke your dick forever?"

"Not even for a million..."

I patted Kushina's butt reassuringly.

"Kushina. Does Sanghyeok really seem like the type? Don't fall for it."

"Villain sis... you're too naive..."

"Sanghyeok might actually... sniff... do it, so I thought..."

"Eh? Really? Sanghyeok only builds his harem when pushed. He couldn't do something that cruel."

"But Sanghyeok did turn me into an onahole once and thrust his dick deep..."

I covered Kushina's mouth.

So many mouth-covering moments today!

"Mmph!!"

"That was an accident. Right, Kushina?"

"...Huh? Turned into an onahole and thrust deep? What's that about?"

Yuuna tilted ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠her head.

Kushina had basically spilled it all.

But Yuuna not getting it right away was because she's pure.

She'd seen me make monster jellies into onaholes dozens of times,

yet Yuuna and Hena acted like they'd never imagined it happening to them.

That innocence came from an unconscious belief: Sanghyeok would never.

Maybe they'd never even pictured shitting out jelly from their asses.

Thus, any nightmare scenarios after—like becoming onahole meat—were "impossible" in their minds.

Conversely, Isabella feared Personality Excretion most because, as a hero of justice, she'd imagined every way it could be abused.

My take: The deeper you understand Personality Excretion's mechanics, the more it corrupts your mind.

In other words,

to protect my heroines' innocence, I didn't want to explain this in detail.

I didn't want them knowing I could reshape a girl's personality with my dick.

The more I grasped En-chan's dark, vulgar intent as the ya-game goddess,

the more Onahole Academy's depravity shone through.

I'll keep that knowledge to myself.

So package it nicely, Kushina. Pretty-like! Got it?

I trust you, my onahole!

That dark world can stay our secret.

"...That was about how part of Master's body is etched into my soul."

"Sounds romantic."

Yuuna smiled innocently and asked me.

"Jealous. Honey, can you etch into my soul too?"

Eek!

You want that? Onahole apocalypse incoming!!

No way!

Protect my heroines, protect my girlfriends!

"Kisses will have to do for now."

"Mmm~~."

Yuuna puckered up.

I kissed her right away.

Hena slipped in beside us, so I hugged them both and kissed her too.

"This kiss feels etched inside me."

"......"

Can't hold back.

I kissed Yuuna deeper, sucking hard.

Tongues tangled, saliva swapped.

Yuuna smiled with her eyes, savoring it deliciously.

"Hah... haa... Keep feeding me and I'll be full before lunch...♡♡ Kissing your girlfriend like a perv...♡"

"You started with 'honey'."

"Mmm... Busted...?"

Dick throbbing hard. Big trouble.

Using Kushina for urges at the academy might not be a joke anymore.

"Shall we head in?"

*Smooch.*

One last tasty suck.

Couldn't risk the extra dungeon collapsing while we teased.

We entered the variant of Byolsanho Beach.

B+ rank dungeon.