Chapter 64

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 64

Chapter Title: My Onahole Checks the Heroines

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I had no choice but to reveal the secret of my skill to the two of them.

"Villain onahole!?"

In the indoor training ground, afraid someone might overhear, I clamped a hand over Yuuna's mouth.

"Mmph!"

"You don't know what'll happen if the Student Council President finds out."

Nod, nod.

I got her silent agreement with a look and released my hand.

"...The dungeon entry limit was three people max. That's the part that surprises me most."

"Maybe onaholes count as items?"

The MVP system had recognized Kushina as "Kim Sanghyeok's Onahole".

In other words, she didn't count as a person. I was curious about the exact conditions.

Did she accept being my onahole? Did coming out of the onahole inventory make the difference?

Either way, turning a three-person dungeon into a four-person one was a huge advantage.

We cleared a C-rank while others were still doing D-ranks, and made it back to the training ground—that said it all.

"I just can't wrap my head around it..."

"Hena?"

It was the onahole data screen the teacher had shown us before.

"This is an onahole, right? And the ones Sanghyeok makes with jelly are onaholes too...?"

"Yeah. It's a bit different from the off-the-shelf ones, but it's still an onahole."

"So turning the villain into an onahole means... what exactly?"

Hmm...

Hena seemed genuinely confused by the situation.

Kushina had taken out the boss instead and stayed invisible thanks to "Concealing Onahole".

Just explaining that she'd caught the villain, turned her into an onahole, and fought alongside us might be hard to follow.

Yuuna's quick understanding was actually impressive.

"...Sorry for asking something weird."

I hugged Hena and said.

"No, it's confusing. I don't fully get it myself either."

Yuuna grabbed my hand, as if asking for a hug too.

As a harem owner, what could I do?

I pulled them both into my arms.

It was adorable how they each claimed their spot on my chest.

"It's a trait of my talent 'Onahole Collector'."

"A trait?"

"It doesn't stop at just making onaholes. I can treat non-onaholes as onaholes too."

"Me and Yuuna too?"

"Well, if I wanted to?"

In fact, I'd already checked their onahole aptitude with 'Onahole Aptitude Analysis'.

Hena was SS-rank, Yuuna A-rank.

I had no idea what the criteria were. No B-ranks among the heroines suggested looks played a part.

The Student Council President was a whopping SS+...

I'd have to ask En-chan directly for the key factors.

"Anyone I treat as an onahole is human, but they get the onahole label too."

"Like my mom?"

"Yeah."

"Onahole Hestia"

I hadn't tested it, but she was surely a full-fledged onahole that could go in my inventory.

Kushina was official No. 1. Hestia unofficial No. 1.

Their commonality? They got the onahole label before the heroine one.

'Mom couldn't be a heroine to begin with, though...'

"So the villain onahole is like a Pokémon—human, but obeys Sanghyeok like a pocket monster?"

"Exactly."

"Pokémon?"

Now Yuuna was tilting her head.

"It's a game. You catch resistant ones by force, make them obey, have them fight for you, eat together, whatever."

"Got it. Adult game, right?"

"No, kids play it too."

"Sounds totally like SM play..."

...Now that she mentioned it, yeah.

Back in my day, without gym badges proving your worth, Pokémon wouldn't listen.

What about Kushina?

Did she obey me like a good pocket pussy?

Or was she just pretending?

"Can we trust her?"

"I don't know how she feels about you two."

Kushina was an onahole with free will.

She'd give up her pussy anytime, but hostility toward others was natural.

"This is new for me too. I'll put a leash on her and train her not to bite you guys..."

"No ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠guarantee she won't bite 100%."

"If you were my master, Sanghyeok, I'd obey no question."

As expected of an SS-rank onahole talent holder.

Hena's words were on another level.

'Feels kinda insulting somehow...'

Onahole Academy was ultimately a game where all heroines become the protagonist's onaholes, right?

So were Yuuna and Hena onahole candidates too?

...

Erection-boosting delusions flooded my mind.

No, no.

That didn't make sense. It'd mean Kushina was my first heroine.

First heroine encounter via personality rewrite? No way.

Onaholes were onaholes.

Heroines were heroines.

The more confusing things got, the more I needed to cling to truth.

Onaholes and heroines weren't equal in value.

I needed clear boundaries.

"Kushina is a tool of the Onahole Collector. She might put you in danger, but she can make things easier for us too."

Would they understand? This situation.

"That's just how weapons are! I'm fine with it!"

"Yeah, whatever Sanghyeok wants... I'll go along."

Good.

My teammates had open minds.

What would old Sanghyeok have done? Hoarded onaholes and soloed hunts?

Maybe a stuck-up mindset like "Why consult a pussy?"

Instead of that, I'd gained two honest, beautiful girlfriends.

I was navigating the Onahole Academy world pretty well.

"We have time. Let's hit the next dungeon. Kim Sanghyeok!"

"Find us a good one, Sanghyeok."

My two pretty girlfriends smiled, grabbing my hands and leading me.

The male students watching shot jealous glares, making me embarrassed.

The academy back board was gonna explode today.

"Alright."

Time to put in ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠some effort for my girlfriends?

I scanned the countless gravity waves in the training ground with my red eyes, hunting for a big catch.

'Found it.'

"Conditional B+-rank dungeon. Got one."

The riskiest we'd cleared so far...

But for my family—mom working hard for us, little sis thinking she has to feed her D-rank oppa.

I wanted to show them this oppa was more reliable.

Crucially, I wasn't alone.

"Yuuna. Let's do it. I won't hold you back."

"Hold me back? What're you talking about!"

Yuuna smacked my back with her palm and grinned brightly.

"You helping makes me fight even better!"

"M-Me too! I'll help!"

Hena chimed in bravely.

"Alright. Let's go!"

I threw myself into the gravity wave.

Cold air enveloped me. We'd gone from indoor training ground to outdoors.

But today's air felt different.

'A real beach.'

Seabreeze was unmistakable.

It felt refreshingly cool on my skin.

"Whoa! What is this? The ocean? And it's just us!"

"Star Coral Beach, apparently."

"Star Coral Beach? Sea God's territory?"

'This system's the friendliest domain message I've seen.'

"No one gets seasick, right?"

Yuuna, with her beloved sword Yukihime at her waist, said.

Firearm check good. Hena focused mana into her Wall Birdwood staff.

Oh, almost forgot one.

"Kushina! Come meet my comrades."

Onahole check.

The red apple-haired beauty in a white bikini leaped out of my onahole inventory at my call.

"Hi? Underclassmen."

"Uh... Wow... Hi..."

"Quick intro, Kushina."

Kushina beamed a bright smile, flashing a V-sign.

"Kushina, former B-rank villain serial flasher, now master's exclusive onahole."

"Y-Yeah... She's pretty..."

"Your girlfriends are pretty too? Master has high standards."

Yuuna didn't know where to look at Kushina's bikini.

Hard for guys or girls alike.

"Kushina... That outfit... You didn't pick it to match the beach, did you?"

"Oh, this is my masterpiece~. Even as an onahole now, it suits me great, right?"

I was used to Kushina in a bikini by now.

Pretty lewd.

"I'll focus onahole buffs on Kushina, so take care of us."

"High-rank dungeon for academy standards."

"You know it. I'm good at finding those."

"Total competence king. Master~."

Her picking up on that sensitively...

Kushina had top-student vibes too.

"Kushina's overall stats were B-rank, right?"

"Yup~!"

"Buffing now."

Nearly doubled?

"Master, you have buff magic too? Wow, feels amazing~."

"R-Really? It's an onahole buff, you okay with it?"

"Incredible! Love it!"

Yuuna, who'd rejected my "tacky" buffs before, watched me and the friendly Kushina with a complicated look.

Ahem. Better not show I like it too much.

"Don't get too clingy for no reason."

"But you clung to me this morning for creampie?"

"...Crea...!?"

"Eek...!"

"Watch your filter! You're like a broken EATon truck?"

"Now that I'm out as an onahole, what's left to hide? Girlfriends? If you don't fuck soon, I'll drain master's balls dry... Mmph!!"

I clamped Kushina's mouth shut.

"...Sorry. She's an onahole, forgive her."

"...Yeah. O-Onahole... Can't help it..."

Blunt words like "fuck quick" and "drain balls" turned Yuuna's face beet red.

"I've only done it with condoms too..."

Hena was fidgety in her own way.

Don't get competitive with the onahole...

"Anyway, focus on the dungeon."

True to onahole form, any trace of modesty was gone.

But I didn't dislike Kushina.

I thought onaholes couldn't be heroines,

but she was proving they could still check the heroines.

All possible because she was cute.

Kushina exuded "available for creampie anytime" from every inch of her body.

Busty beauty in white bikini. Pretty potent.

"Say the word if you're horny after the dungeon~? Bathroom's fine too."

"Focus on clearing first. This place is dangerous."

Yuuna turned back, realization dawning.

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Mermaid-like monsters were crawling up from the shore.

"Battle stations!"