Chapter 20
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 20
Chapter Title: Onahole Reality
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[Entering the Golden Oak Fortress]
[Golden Rule 1: Grant Coins obtained from hunting 'Minions of the Golden Domain' are increased 3x]
[Golden Rule 2: Grant Coins from 'Minions of the Golden Domain' at leader rank are increased 20x]
"Eek! What do we do?!"
The moment we dived in, Yuuna's joyful scream rang out.
"This is the 'Golden' domain, the one that gives the most rewards! The competition's insane. A honey dungeon like this popping up at the academy?!"
"We haven't cleared it yet, and you're already this excited?"
"Cleared? Of course we're gonna clear it! Alright, everyone, check your gear and items, then let's move out."
Everything was fine except for my smartphone.
"You okay? Hena."
"Yeah, I'm good like this."
Hena was gripping my hand tightly.
A small, white, soft hand in stark contrast to my rugged, veiny man's hand.
With a body full of youthful vigor, just holding hands was enough to get me hard.
'Don't get excited...'
This wasn't a backpacking trip with two pretty girls.
My body was already riled up like it was, but this was a dungeon teeming with dangerous monsters.
If I didn't keep my head straight, we'd be in trouble.
We'd only brushed against the gravity waves distorting space, yet we were no longer in the academy—we were in an entirely different world.
As it appeared, it was ruins buried beneath a desert.
'Last time it was a forest.'
The map was different this time.
A black passageway wide enough for three people stretched ahead and behind us, while sunlight and fine sand poured down like a waterfall from the gaping ceiling above.
Yuuna stretched as she glanced our way.
"Kim Sanghyeok. Have you shown Hena your skill before? Better warn her ahead of time so she doesn't freak out."
She was worried because of her own shocked reaction before.
It was a perfectly valid point.
"But how do I even explain this?"
"...Yeah... good question..."
My attacks induce the enemy to shit out their personality?
Maybe it's better not to say anything...
I didn't fully understand Personality Excretion yet myself. What I did know was that it matched the tastes of En-chan, the goddess of ya-games.
It boasted perfect compatibility with the protagonist of Onahole Academy's talent, Onahole Collector.
Personally, I saw it as an endgame skill because it ignored enemy defense.
"Hena, behind you!"
Yuuna drew her sword. Perfect timing—a target to demonstrate on had appeared.
"Grrooargh!"
A green monster much bigger than a goblin raised its arm toward Hena.
"I'll handle it!"
I immediately pulled out my Glock and took aim.
"Hena. Cover your ears!"
Bang!
The bullet slammed cleanly into the orc's head. But it was tougher than expected, so it didn't fully stop it.
'It's fine.'
I could activate it slowly after the impact.
'Personality Excretion.'
It might withstand a headshot, but a excretion shot? No way.
"Grk!?"
I was certain of victory. The orc that had lunged at Hena clutched its belly and staggered.
"No need to hit it more, looks like."
Yuuna saw it as over in one shot.
Personality Excretion lived up to its reputation. Soon, the orc's ragged pants bulged,
and a dull gray Personality Jelly burst out.
"Ugh! Gross..."
Yuuna recoiled in disgust.
"What is that?"
"Like the orc's soul."
Calling it a soul-like concept would make it easy to grasp.
Since personality and soul aren't tangible things excreted from the body,
materializing it and pulling it out should be understandable for Hena.
"Is it dead?"
Hena asked again.
"No. The Personality Jelly is still linked to the main body."
Perception (Red) could see the invisible.
The Personality Jelly was still connected to the main body like Bluetooth devices. In other words...
A mindless kick to the jelly...
"Kwee, kweek."
The main body groaned in response. Exactly as expected.
"That's weird..."
"Feels like brutal abuse even though I didn't do much."
I agreed.
Even hunters who take monster lives found it uncomfortable.
Yuuna's kindness played a part too, but...
"Time to finish it."
I stomped the Personality Jelly flat and murmured quietly.
"Become an onahole."
Using the Personality Jelly as material, I crafted an onahole.
The onahole became the personality's new vessel, instantly weakening the link to the main body.
In short, the main body became an empty shell.
"This is my skill, Hena."
"The orc got cute."
......
Yeah. Sure. Let's go with cute.
Hena not hating me for it was a win.
She'd been like this with onaholes before—facing something sleazy and vulgar up close without flinching.
Beyond innocent, almost defenseless.
Yuuna eyed Hena's reaction with a complicated expression, wondering if it was an act.
Hena was genuine...
[Acquired the Firearm Proficiency skill]
Turning the Personality Jelly into an onahole and leaving the body as a shell seemed to count as a kill.
There was no more complete neutralization than that.
"Grroork. Grrooargh."
"Kweek."
The gunshot must've drawn them—orcs swarmed in.
"I'll take the front alone! Can you handle the back, Kim Sanghyeok?!"
"You saw it, right? These guys are one-shots for me."
"If you keep it up."
Didn't I say? I'm Kim Sanghyeok, top marksman certified by the Ministry of National Defense.
In a narrow passage with no room to dodge, bloated bodies bumping toward me like big targets—they were as good as dead!
"Cover your ears, Hena!"
Click.
Something jammed. A misfeed, just as I'd feared.
'A jam here?'
"Grrooargh!"
As the orc charged for a fistfight, Hena stepped forward to shield me.
That shocked me a bit.
I'd seen her as someone I had to protect no matter what, but I hadn't expected her to guard me so bravely.
Even knowing she shouldn't, maybe I'd been underestimating Hena all along.
"I'll take care of it."
Hena blocked the orc's attack with her Wallnut Staff and cast Formless Magic Bullet.
She blasted back the orc bigger than herself with the shockwave.
In the meantime, I cleared the jammed round and aimed again.
'They said guns break easily in dungeons.'
Don't panic. Panicking over a jam is worse... or so I thought!
Click!
"Damn it...!"
Two jams in a row? No way!
"This isn't defective, is it?!"
Yuuna, who'd already taken out three orcs, giggled.
"What'd I tell you~?"
"...This isn't the 5% failure rate they claimed!"
"Your Technique stat's still low, and the proficiency skill's bottom-tier. Failure rate's over 30%, I'd bet. Oh, and the power's nerfed too."
Guns in dungeons took all these bullshit penalties?
Anyway, I cleared the jam again, racked the slide, and aimed.
Hena had already downed two orcs by then.
'Hena had a higher overall eval than me...'
Come to think of it, she was the dungeon vet.
The lewd childhood friend squeezing her tits and whimpering was also the academy's model student...!
No more assuming guns would meet my expectations.
"I'll protect you, Sanghyeok."
"I'm fine. Send a few my way!"
Yaksha Charge
I wasn't just aiming from behind—I used the charge skill to shoulder-tackle an orc.
Then fired.
'Personality Excretion double-tap!'
Bang! Bang!
"Kweek!?"
One orc down.
"Let's do it together, Hena."
"You're the first to say that to me..."
"Did I ever use you as a shield before?"
"Uh, yeah? Yeah..."
Damn. No backing down now!
"Personality Excretion soccer kick!"
"Kweek!?"
I thought guns alone would suffice, but with the Glock jamming like breathing, I had to maintain it while fighting hand-to-hand just to pull my weight.
Hena's magic.
Formless Magic Bullet never jammed, hit hard, and was fast.
Even as basic magic, it was far more effective in dungeons than guns.
'Fine, the jamming I get.'
The power nerf stung, though.
Without Personality Excretion, it'd take four shots to kill, probably.
'At least one-shots feel good.'
Yeah, not all downsides. I could drop orcs with the decisiveness of a seasoned B-rank hunter like Yuuna.
The fallen orcs never rose again...
Bang!
"Become an onahole."
I chanted it with flair.
Hena, who'd been watching quietly, raised her staff and shouted.
"I wanna do it too."
"Do what?"
"Become an onahole! Hya!"
Pfft...!
Yuuna burst out laughing from behind.
"Yeah! Let's do it together!"
Hunting should be fun, right?
"Become an onahole!"
"Become an onahooole!"
Hena had become the mysterious onahole girl.
[Firearm Proficiency level has risen]
Oh, nice.
Slicing through dozens of orcs like cake, the silent experience bar finally exploded.
Growth spurt unlocked!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Hena supported me with Formless Magic Bullets.
"The orcs are getting cute, Sanghyeok!"
"Yeah. Become an onahole!"
"Become an onahole! Hehe. Feels like a magic spell."
"Hena! Girls shouldn't chant 'onahole' like that!"
Personality Jellies varied slightly in color per individual. To Hena, the gross orcs turned into colorful toys, so calling them 'cute' wasn't weird.
'We're overwhelming them with firepower now.'
Jam rate hadn't dropped, but my hands moved faster handling them.
Hena could spam magic bullets without close-quarters worry, simplifying our roles.
Soon, the last one fell to my excretion shot.
[Firearm Proficiency level has risen]
[Level has risen]
[Acquired skill Onahole Enhancement]
Onahole Enhancement has decided on onaholes!!...... Enhances onahole abilities across the board.
What’s this?
Buff skill? Enhancing onaholes—what does that even do?
Tighter grip or better durability...?
"What is it, Sanghyeok? New skill?"
......
Not something to discuss with my big-chested childhood friend staring at me with those pretty eyes.
Yuuna might get it?
"Learned something weird again?"
I almost asked if I could treat her like an onahole but held back.
"Let's loot first."