Chapter 160
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 160
Chapter Title: Introduction to Villain Studies
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【Where Are the Female Villains?】Collected hints from 1 to 9. Stamina +9.
【Where Are the Female Villains?】
Collected hints from 1 to 9. Stamina +9.
In short, there were only male villains.
It's only natural that bombshells like Kushina—an academy graduate with a killer body—are rare among villainesses.
"Master! Here!"
"Good. Put it in."
I carried out the mission amicably with Kushina, who fetched onaholes for me like a loyal dog.
Kushina used to be a B-rank serial exhibitionist villain, just like these creeps, but now she's a transparent onahole, helping me out.
"Good girl."
The bikini I bought her suits her perfectly.
I stroke her pretty face all over, praising her.
"Getting praised for fetching onaholes is the best life ever♡"
"Not bored on the inside?"
"I love how comfy Master's inside is~."
I'd asked before, but what does it feel like inside an onaven?
Kushina comes out with flawless skin and eyes clear like she's had a full night's sleep.
It's like an adult incubator—an device for rearing premature babies, regulating temperature, humidity, oxygen supply, and such.
"Who are you talking to?"
Isabella, my assigned watcher, asked.
"Eek!"
Kushina, who'd once been caught by Isabella, flinched and hid behind me.
"Feels like someone's there."
"She's hidden with my skill. Kushina."
"M-Master!"
"It's fine."
"That skill from the exchange match? I'm not as sharp-eyed as Professor Seridwen."
Her senses must be sharp, though.
She'd just said she couldn't see, yet she looked right at Kushina.
She can't see but can sense her.
"I confiscated the reinforced bikini and turned her into an onahole to help with my work."
"Hmm."
Before, she'd said in so many words that as long as the villain's mana crystal is recovered, the villain themselves can get badly hurt or die—no big deal.
So how would she react if that villain was alive and well, dodging punishment, and helping me instead?
"I don't quite get what 'becoming an onahole' means... Looks like I need legal advice."
"......"
Isabella was digging much more seriously than I'd expected.
"Uh... for now, can I keep her with me?"
"If you leash her and make sure she can't cause trouble, I won't object to how the 'Onahole Man' handles things."
Kushina pretended to have an invisible leash and barked like a dog: woof woof!
Yeah, yeah. Good girl.
Time to head into the onahole house. Over here, Kushina-chan.
The bikini onahole wiggled her hips as she crawled into the onaven.
"What happens to the villains we took down today? Stripping their personalities is basically killing them."
"We did it with police around, so the mana crystals were auto-recovered, and rewards come via the app."
Onahole Man - 35 coins
Rank Score +33
It's real.
Villain extermination pay already deposited.
Jackpot!!
I wasn't really expecting pay, but... a few chickens would vanish with this much cash.
I hadn't even noticed it come in.
"They just give a cut from the recovered mana crystals. Don't expect much unless it's a big fish."
"Lowball pay."
【Reward processing: Coins or mana crystals. What do you want?】
Rachel, the textbook agent's words came to mind.
I remembered getting about eight C-rank mana crystals back then.
Maybe because we caught the villain linked with police? Rewards fixed to coins this time, and not that great.
"Your rank evaluation score went up nicely. Like when you handled Kushina, Kim Sanghyeok."
No rank up, but various scores rose.
I really hustled today.
"I promised to treat you to a meal. Shall we?"
"Sure."
Dinner alone with the president.
I wondered if I'd see that cute side again like last time...
But Evangeline showed up too.
"Let me check for injuries~."
Grope grope.
Evangeline appeared and started admiring and groping my body.
Her wavy brown hair evoked an elegant noble lady, with a gentle facial impression.
Big breasts, stunning heroine.
"I'm fine."
"No way. Gotta check properly. You'll be all 'ow' with sore muscles tomorrow."
"Evangeline's massages work wonders, so just take it quietly."
"People are staring as they pass by."
Evangeline giggled.
"Then shall we go somewhere private to focus on the massage? Sanghyeok-kun?"
"......"
Onahole Aptitude Analysis
Evangeline
Conquest Difficulty - A Rank [Onahole Aptitude S+]
[Virgin] [Underwear - White T-back, full-cup bra enveloping her huge breasts]
[Onahole Trait (★) - Special gift for cocks, elegant noble pussy onahole♡ Smooth skin that begs for creampies!]
[Etsol Academy Student Council Vice President. 3rd year. Leader of Angel One Squad, master of all healing skills. Big breasts. Noble lady with flawless skin.]
White T-back... full-cup bra... skin beauty...
Learning underwear details of a woman I hadn't even dated yet after so long—my cheeks flushed, and Evangeline's eyes changed.
"...You really wanna go together? Sanghyeok-kun?"
"Go where."
If Isabella hadn't cut in bluntly, our eyes might've locked.
"President."
"What are you doing to a guy with a girlfriend? Speaking of, didn't you say you had to visit the hospital?"
"Ah. That... I think she's okay, but."
She was wrapped head to toe in bandages after the exchange match, but I'd confirmed with my own eyes she was safe.
"Huh? Sanghyeok-kun's girlfriend? Isn't she totally fine? Yuuna, was it?"
"Ah. Not her, another girlfriend. Name's Hilaria."
"Another girlfriend? Dating the first-year Hilaria?"
I casually dropped harem common sense from my circle,
and both stared at me intently.
This was pretty embarrassing too.
"Whoa. Face card never declines. Sanghyeok-kun. How many girlfriends now?"
"Seven... or so..."
"Whoa. Whoaaa."
...The exchange match really boosted numbers.
Harems have their own rules. Can't accept just anyone, but Isabella or Evangeline level? Free pass.
"Not too late for me yet?"
...Evangeline seemed to sense it already.
Isabella, the one I actually wanted, just stood with arms crossed, cool as ever.
"Since it's come up, any word on Hilaria's condition?"
"Not great, but she walked out on her own two feet soon after."
...Stabbed with a sword and discharged walking the same day.
She's no ordinary girl.
"We healed her up, so no major issues if she doesn't overdo it."
"Got it."
I felt a bit relieved.
"Ready to be wined and dined, President."
"Good. She'll pick us up soon."
Soon, Rachel—Isabella's secretary and textbook agent—arrived.
In a luxury car.
Thought we were heading elsewhere, but we pulled up to an unfamiliar high-end restaurant.
Of course it's premium beef.
A classy place with private rooms attached.
Only aged Hanwoo cows, it says...
Before possession, this was a spot for ultra-special occasions on my salary—makes me glance around.
The two moved ahead familiarly.
"Is it okay to freeload at a place this pricey?"
Isabella didn't answer. Instead, the elegantly dressed server beside us smiled faintly.
"Miss Isabella. How may we serve you?"
"Keep the meats coming without breaks by type."
"Miss treating her boyfriend—Master will be shocked."
"Work colleague."
...Work colleague, huh.
Recalling how I'd taken someone who frequents places like this to a pork belly joint like it was normal—kinda embarrassing.
Wonder if it'd deflate Seridwen too?
"Why so shrunk up?"
"Nah. Just way better than the place I took you before."
"......I liked that one more."
My heart skipped at Isabella's casual toss.
...She liked it, huh.
"Huh? What'd you eat, President?"
"Pork belly at a market stall."
"Don't they only handle low-grade meat full of fat there?"
"......"
Evangeline. Girlfriend free pass revoked!
Classic upper-class thinking, raised on the finest.
Heard even chaebols eat chicken and pork belly—total lies!
"Sanghyeok-kun. That stuff'll give you the runs. No good. Here, try the good stuff."
"Keep dissing pork belly and I won't hold back even as a senior."
"Ahn~."
"Ahn......"
Talk tough, but I pop into my mouth the top-grade sirloin grilled by the server and fed by the busty senior.
Mmm. Insane.
The rich meaty aroma numbed my brain.
Losing speech from the violent flavor, Evangeline beams.
"Great meat's the best, right?"
"More please."
I became a premium beef slave in one bite.
"Now, dip lightly in salt. Ahn~. Low-grade fatback pork can shove off."
"Shove off......"
Gasp!? Brainwashed by beef cult, spouting horrors?
"That wasn't my true feelings. President's footing the bill anyway—why's senior taking credit?"
"Next time, senior takes you to a prime pork loin spot? Tastier than here."
"......Y-Yeah......"
"So cute. Pure tongue rarely tasting real deliciousness...♡ Stick with sis and she'll feed you ton~~s of goodies?"
This is third-year senior power?
Wanna act spoiled buried in those ample tits...
Evangeline-mommy...
"Evangeline. He's my student of interest."
"Jealous? President?"
"I brought him out today because talk of detaining Kim Sanghyeok and managing him at textbook HQ was brewing. You know."
"So President rushed out. Scared Sanghyeok-kun might get in trouble with bad guys."
"......"
...Isabella?
Today's feast felt extra thoughtful.
All her consideration?
"Don't get the wrong idea."
Isabella said elegantly while eating.
"Just reminding you not to forget Kim Sanghyeok's a subject of interest with dangerous authorities."
"In case I Personality Excrete you too?"
"Exactly."
"Keep suspecting like that and Sanghyeok-kun'll feel hurt! Trust your junior!"
"......He's somewhat reliable now, but a long way off."
Isabella eyed my grinning self disapprovingly.
"I said 'somewhat.' What's so funny?"
"Just the meat's delicious."
Cool beauty president got game. Showing classic tsundere too.
"Sanghyeok-kun's interview today was great! Didn't expect you to do that well!"
"......What'd I say?"
Tense? Can't recall despite just now.
"A kid who might become a villain due to innate talent could become a hero seeing Sanghyeok-kun!"
"Cough. I said that?"
What arrogant words!
Me—isekai'd with goddess cheats, perverted sex fiend living carefree—lecturing kids' futures!
Shameless! Kim Sanghyeok!
"Why? Sounded super cool? Right, President?"
"......"
Isabella's eyes darkened.
Isabella...?
"You really think that, Kim Sanghyeok?"
"Pardon?"
"That someone innately a born villain could change their mind based on environment."
Reviewing today's interview?
The more I thought, the more it was a philosophical no-right-answer question.
Evangeline quietly focused on eating.
"People's innate temperament doesn't change easily....... Surely some would be villains reborn a hundred times over."
"......"
"But depending on the person, they can at least be socialized not to harm others."
"How distinguish that?"
Hmm~~.
Getting tougher...
Way to classify human nature, huh...
"Only way's long, careful observation, right?"
"......Is that so."
Isabella murmured to herself.
"Seems easy but hard."
"About me?"
"You're easy."
Suddenly labeled easy guy!?
"Right. He's easy."
Why nod like you two get it?
"Thinking I'm a promiscuous easy slut 'cause I built a harem is a problem. I have my principles."
Principles to endure dick-kisses from junior girls!
"......"
...Didn't hold back with girlfriends though...
Pretty hollow principles on reflection.
"Not that easy or hard."
Isabella said quietly.
"You don't have the personality for villainy. Easy to see living with you. Teacher was spot on."
"......"
Ah...... That's what she meant.
"Could've been the worst villain, Onahole Man?"
"Ability-wise, yeah."
"His roots are good. Sanghyeok-kun."
Even knowing I'm a serial impregnator creampieing my stepsister—would they react the same?
...Feels like they would...
"If I'm the easy one, who's the hard one?"
"......"
"......"
Suddenly, both went silent as if by agreement.