Chapter 133
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 133
Chapter Title: Ah, This Is What They Call a "Date"
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"Oh. Hey, you're here?"
Yuuna, waiting in front of the station, spotted me and approached with an awkward tone, like she was imitating the casual banter of friends of the same sex.
Yuuna, are you nervous because this is a date?
I watched her fidgeting happily, and her cheeks gradually turned red.
"Why, whyyy? Is my outfit weird?"
Yuuna in casual clothes... she's pretty.
She had paired short denim shorts with a linen cardigan—a lovely girlfriend look that felt a bit bold yet perfectly active for the warm spring weather.
"Someone like you would look pretty in anything."
"You're not embarrassed to be walking around with me... right?"
......?
"What's that out of the blue? Did Hena pass some negative thoughts on to you?"
"......Ah, ahaha."
"Pretty. Pretty."
"Eek......"
I took Yuuna's hand and kept telling her how pretty she was.
Why would Yuuna say something like that? Embarrassed to be seen with me? Is that something a girl this pretty would say to me?
......That was when.
"Whoa, check out that guy over there. He's insanely handsome..."
"Is it a shoot or something?"
"Oh my god..."
I realized the people's murmurs weren't directed at Yuuna.
My outfit was casual—just a shirt with an outer layer thrown on. I hadn't even dressed up that much, but everyone was admiring my silhouette from afar. Some were even snapping photos.
It wasn't that Yuuna's confidence had suddenly plummeted.
It was that my ridiculous handsomeness made even a girl as pretty as Yuuna, dressed in full girlfriend mode, shrink back a little.
Realizing that made me happy, but also a bit embarrassed...
I thought I'd gotten used to the handsome life, but nope.
"Let's hold hands and walk."
Squeeze.
I grabbed Yuuna's hand.
"Ah.... Sch......"
Yuuna's breathing hitched.
Her face turned tomato-red just from holding hands.
"We kiss inside dungeons and all that. Why get flustered over this?"
"......In front of other people like this..."
"Because it's in front of other people."
Squeeze.
I pulled Yuuna to my side and smiled.
"How about we walk around bragging that I'm your boyfriend?"
Yuuna's eyes glazed over already.
"Totally love it......"
Me too—dating a girlfriend as pretty as Yuuna on a sunny day like this, drawing all the guys' envy.
We walked down the street, drawing stares.
Her hand was getting warmer and softer by the second. So cute.
"My hand feels sweaty... If you hate it, you can let go!"
"Just hold on."
Yuuna clung to my arm.
"Yeah. I'll stick right to you."
A nice fragrance wafted over. Not perfume—probably the shampoo she used.
"You could link arms, you know."
"...Really? It's okay...? Like, advertising that the handsome Sanghyuk is my boyfriend."
"That's exactly it. Go ahead."
"......"
Yuuna linked her arm with mine.
I smiled happily too.
Ah, just walking like this feels amazing. Pretty academy girlfriend life is the best.
My head felt all fluffy inside.
In the midst of that happiness, it suddenly felt like time had frozen.
"Hng."
En-chan appeared right in front of me like a ghost.
"Uh. Why barge into my date?"
"You're dating a girl all cleanly, without any threats, drugs, or authorities?"
"Ah, this is what they call a 'date'."
"Hnnng. Dates in Onahole Academy are pussy-date only, though?"
Whatever was bothering her so much, she stomped her feet.
The world looked so beautiful to me that even En-chan's whining felt endearing.
"Ah. Let me guess what you're gonna say."
"...What."
"Grab Yuuna right now and go super-perv pussy-fuck, right?"
"You gotta make her do a naked surrender dogeza too!"
Why make my girlfriend surrender?
"This is the time for one more round of super-perv sex! Sanghyuk-nim!"
"Yeah~. I'm going on a date."
"Arm-linking's all you like? That's barely boob-touch joy. Pussy sex is the best!"
"......Hey! 'Just' arm-linking...? Don't think like that."
I stroked En-chan's head as she approached, like I was soothing her.
"I'm walking down the street arm-in-arm with my beloved girlfriend."
"Boobs barely even touch. Pound that pussy quick~~ C'mon~."
"You just don't get it. This sweet vibe is what's great."
She glared at me with eyes rolled back like a kid throwing a fit in the mart, but right now, not even Dihirit could piss me off.
"Okay. Time stop off?"
"I'll stick around and watch what a 'date' is too!"
"Oh, yeah? Watch away~ as much as you want."
If I could teach this super-perv goddess the joys of pure love, putting the date on display was fine.
She peeps on my sex sessions and stacks up anyway—no such thing as privacy invasion with her.
Watch if you wanna.
The moment time stop ended, I planted a kiss on Yuuna's cheek.
Mwah.
She jumped at the sudden skinship.
"W-w-w-wha...!"
"Cuz you're pretty."
"......"
More sweat beaded up in her hand.
"Wanna rest on that bench over there?"
"Y-yeah."
I lay down on the park bench and rested my head on Yuuna's thigh.
Lap pillow—totally natural.
Yuuna was flustered but neatly pressed her thighs together to support my head.
"Lap pillow. Gimme."
"You're already on it!?"
Sniff. Haaa.
Love my girlfriend's soft, squishy thighs...
I rolled onto my stomach to nuzzle in and even sniff.
It was a bit pervy skinship, but Yuuna was engrossed in gently touching my ears, hair, and face with her fingers.
"What? Handsome?"
"Handsome."
I flashed a toothy grin, and Yuuna kissed my cheek.
"......Oh."
"P-payment! Lap pillow fee."
"Not on the lips?"
I closed my eyes and puckered up with a little "mm~".
Mwah...
Yuuna leaned down and smooched my lips.
[En-chan's Frustration +99,999,999,999]
The goddess couldn't handle the sweet mood and started her childish pranks.
I shot up and opened my status window.
No Frustration stacks.
'She's just messing with me...'
"Sanghyuk?"
"Nothing. Gonna lie back down."
Love Yuuna's soft thighs...
I playfully buried my face lower, rubbing against her like a charge.
Yuuna stroked my hair like she was petting a baby, slipping her fingers into my scalp to scratch.
"Lemme massage you......♡"
"Yeah... Huu..."
Feels so good...
I wanted to teach this goddess—who only knew the upsides of super-perv sex—a taste of this serenity.
"Love you, Yuuna."
"Eut..."
"Won't say it back?"
"L-love... you... Sanghyuk..."
That's right.
A nice breeze blew through...
"Ah, how'd the magic swordsmanship class go?"
Yuuna chatted while stroking my scalp.
"Turned it into a sword. Now I'm a dual-wielder."
"Dual-wielder?"
As someone who loved all kinds of games, the flashy-but-empty image came to mind first.
"My girlfriend's a dual-wielder."
"Why? Bad? It's cool."
"Steady class rep Yuuna as a dual-wielder."
"Dual-wielding's got a thug image or something!?"
It was a joke...
I checked that no one was watching, then playfully groped her breast a little while grinning.
"Eut..."
"Dual-wielding's good. Just kidding. Boobs come in pairs too."
"......"
"Can I dual-wield too?"
Squish squish.
I kneaded both of her breasts,
"Sip. No!"
Slap!
My naughty hand got scolded.
Not exactly daytime-outdoors-appropriate skinship.
"My bra's all shifted now.... Sigh..."
"Lemme see."
"How'd I end up falling for a perv like this."
"Cuz I'm handsome?"
"......"
She couldn't exactly deny it.
Seduce girls with my handsome face, flirt it up, live cozy. That's the plan for this life.
Girlfriend lap is the best.
"Huu..."
During her scalp massage, I dozed off without realizing.
Oops—I opened my eyes, but by then...
About an hour had passed.
I'd been drooling in my sleep. Startled awake, Yuuna greeted me with a pretty smile.
"Sleep well?"
"......Ahem."
Yuuna pulled out a tissue and wiped my drool.
"You were sleeping so peacefully, even drooling~?"
"Haven't been sleeping lately..."
Ah. Shouldn't have said that!
"Couldn't sleep? Why?"
Yuuna whispered softly so no one around could hear, like she already knew everything.
"Brigette's pussy was thaaat good?"
"......"
Sleep-talked, huh. Damn it!
I went out on a date with my girlfriend and not only fell asleep, but talked about another girl's pussy?
"Hnnng. So~ the junior's pussy was that good, huh? Enough to mutter it in your sleep."
The result of two straight days of non-stop sex without sleep.
"Yuuna..."
"Am I boring?"
"No.... You're too comfy..."
I hurriedly sat up and hugged her.
"Legs don't hurt?"
"There are so many big-boobed pretty girls around you, Sanghyuk. Mine aren't that big..."
Yuuna mumbled in my arms.
"You regret dating me or something?"
"......"
Regret? No way.
I slowly faced her and brushed her brown hair back with my hand.
She didn't get mad about messing up her hair.
Yuuna looked up at me with her blue eyes.
"No girlfriend's as special as you, Yuuna."
"......Hena's there though."
"She's my first girlfriend. First is special in its own huge way."
I had no intention of denying how special Hena was.
First girlfriend, Serena-level tits, pretty face...
And she's amazing at 'taking it,' leaving my dick no rest.
However. Yuuna could be even more special.
"You're the second who built my harem for me, so I love you."
"Harem..."
"Without you, I never would've started. The others just hopped into the nest you worked so hard to make and got comfy."
"Hmm. The start's always the hardest."
For example, going from ten girlfriends to twenty is easy— the system for meeting multiples is already in place.
Just find them.
By the time you have ten, all the hurdles are cleared.
The real challenge is when you have just one.
When everyone thinks you should only have one girlfriend.
"The harem you and Hena made for me is a huge gift."
"True. Me and Hena were the founding mothers of Sanghyuk's harem."
"Damn right. Original wives."
Yuuna's expression finally brightened.
"How were they? While I wasn't there, did they make you feel good?"
"Yeah. They were great. Especially Hilaria and Brigette—their boobs are big and soft. And inside? Super tight grip."
"Gotta filter out the weird ones? Only the girls who can please Sanghyuk."
"Obviously."
I was confident I'd keep that promise!
I'd already nixed hooking up with that other first-year who went as far as kissing my dick to appeal.
"Sigh. With a girlfriend this cute, how's messing around with others thaaat good~?"
"It is good..."
"You playboy."
True, so it didn't sting.
Snuggled in my arms, Yuuna whispered softly.
"But... I like it..."
"Love you too."
Mwah, mwah.
Couldn't exactly go full tongue on a park bench.
We had to settle for gazing at each other and pecking lips like birds pecking at feed.
"But you can't look at any guys but me, Yuuna."
"......Here."
Yuuna handed me her phone.
No passcode even.
"Why the phone? Suddenly."
"This is the thing I wanted to show you."
Ah, the thing she wanted to show?
She'd said something about showing me during the date invite.
"What is it?"
I opened it and...
Yuuna's dungeon follower list came up.
"Check it! I cut off every single guy."
"......"
No way...
For her harem-building boyfriend creampieing other pussies,
She made it so the only guy she knows is me!?
"Yuuna......"
"You don't like girls who are super active on SNS, right, Sanghyuk."
"......"
How'd she know that?
Seeing me speechless, Yuuna scrolled through the follower list herself.
"See? No guys I follow back."
"Not even guy friends?"
"Hunter work means you get close to some people, but I cleared them all out."
"You didn't have to go... this far. I'm not some possessive creep."
Yuuna smiled like she knew my heart completely.
"You say that, but your lips are curling up? Huh? Kim Sanghyuk~?"
"......"
I'd never even told her why I disliked SNS-active girls, but she had me pegged.
Girls know their boyfriends hate guy friends.
They just keep in touch anyway for social or networking reasons.
And that leaves them open to endless pursuit attempts from guys trying their luck—even if she has zero interest.
That was the part I hated.
I build a harem but still want to exclusively own my girls.
Guilt kept me from saying it outright...
"You wanted a girlfriend who'd do this, right?"
Hena had only had me since childhood,
While Yuuna actively made herself a girlfriend with only me.
That was the difference between them.
"...Honestly, thrilled."
"Feel free to check my phone anytime, out of the blue."
"Knowing your heart's enough. Not planning to monitor you..."
I handed the phone back.
"You're all mine anyway."
"...Cocky much? How can you be so sure?"
"Feels like I just got confessed to?"
"Eut...!"
Her cheeks flushed.
"Right....... Yeah! Only you. So what! If you dump me, I'll bawl and curse you!"
Mwah mwah♡
I kept pecking the adorable Yuuna until we felt the stares around us, then bolted out of the park like we were fleeing.
"Too many kisses...! Idiot, idiot!"
"But it felt good, right?"
Yuuna couldn't deny it. She just gripped my hand tight.