Chapter 10

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 10

Chapter Title: Selling Goblin Onahole (S-Grade Condition, Unused)

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The size is about a fistful.

It didn't look dirty on the outside—in fact, it gleamed with a slick shine, almost like a precious gem.

But the way it wriggled and squirmed was utterly repulsive.

"Wh-what is that?"

Yuuna jumped in surprise and raised her sword, but the goblin's excreted personality was too small...

To compare it to something, it was like a bug, and it didn't feel like a sword would be effective against it.

It'd probably be better to just grab it with your hand and flick it away.

'But where the hell did these things come from?'

Excreted personality...

No way.

Wasn't it Personality Excretion instead of Excreting Personalities? I froze for a moment in shock, as if I'd gazed into the abyss.

...Goddess. You made this, right?

I'm dead serious here—why the hell would you excrete something like this?

Did you put it in because you ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠thought it'd be arousing?

'I really have no idea... what kind of tastes this is...?'

Excreting personalities...? I couldn't fathom what meaning there could be in such a grotesque act.

These goblins, thanks to me,

had excreted something conceptual called a "personality."

Out their asses.

"It's... like goblin excrement...?"

"Eek! Why is the excrement moving!? No, no way..."

Yuuna's face was turning paler by the second.

Excrement—bad word choice on my part, even if I did pick it.

So... it probably wasn't actual waste from its intestines. That would mean personalities reside in the stomach, duodenum, or large intestine or something.

That doesn't make any sense.

It's more accurate to see it as some immaterial thing like a soul emerging in jelly form.

"Help me... I-I really can't deal with this..."

I chuckled, remembering how I'd teased her earlier.

"The mighty B-rank hunter?"

Right then.

One of the goblin's excreted personalities went pop and leaped up.

Before Yuuna noticed, it latched onto her back and climbed up to her head.

"On your head."

"Eek, kyaaah!!"

Yuuna dropped her sword and started shaking her head frantically.

Oh, wow, she really freaked out.

"Calm down! Calm down! Those things can't do anything. They're just like bugs!"

"Kyaaah! I hate them! Hate them! Hate themmm! I really, really hate theeeem!!"

The goblin's excreted personalities...

Showed no intention of returning to their original body even after being excreted and all rushed at Yuuna at once.

Did they like pretty girls or something?

With her face blue,

Yuuna started stripping off her clothes right in front of me, as if a bug had crawled inside them.

She rolled around on the ground like it was on fire.

"Nooo! Get it off! Get it ooooff! Waaah! I hate it! I really, really, really hate iiiit!!"

"Okay... okay. I'll get it off. No, it's not even attached..."

"Hwaaaang! Nooo! Make them go away! Get them off me! Keep them away from me, pleeease!"

Yuuna was in full panic mode, exposing her pretty V-line and white lingerie set right in front of me...

Even after confirming with her eyes that no "personality jellies" were stuck to her pale skin, she couldn't stand the ones hopping around on the ground.

She jumped straight into my arms.

Squeeze!

"Nooo! No! Nooo! Sanghyeok! Pleeease, Sanghyeeeok...!"

"Calm down!"

"Sanghyeok! Waaah, help me! Help meee!"

...Some might argue this is just the cliché of "pretending to hate creepy things to cling to a guy and boost affection."

Let me explain instead.

Yuuna had completely lost her reason.

If she'd clung on cutely, I might've bought the cliché.

But she had her bare legs spread wide, wrapped around my waist, climbing me like a tree, entwining tighter than ivy.

Her soft breasts pressing against my whole body, her warm body heat,

even the faint, sweat-tinged scent wafting from her—all soaking blatantly into me.

"Get it off! Pleeease get it off...!! No! I really hate it!!"

"I'm getting them off right now. Shoo, shoo! Go away!"

In the end,

while supporting Yuuna—who'd thrown her full weight onto me and pressed forward—with my hands,

I pretended to chase off the [Goblin's Excreted Personality] while gripping her ass tight.

Surprisingly, this situation had nothing to do with Lucky Pervert...

Hop! Hop! Hop!

'These things...'

Even without combat ability, they kept targeting Yuuna's skin, so they deserved some punishment.

Holding Yuuna's body, I swung around wildly to shake off the "excreted personalities."

"Hnnng! No... Sanghyeok, if it falls off, no! Nooo... Hold me!"

"Yeah, yeah... Sigh."

This is... what makes her the big sis type, huh.

Felt like I'd gained another immature little sister I never knew I had.

Gripping her plump, springy thighs tight, I glared at the excreted personalities.

"Scram!"

It worked at first, but it seemed guts alone didn't cut it in this world without passion paying off.

Hmm... A skill I can use in this situation...

"...Become an onahole!"

And then.

Shockingly, the excreted goblin personalities turned into onaholes.

A green silicone with obscenely detailed labia went thud onto the ground—one for each excreted personality.

'...It works.'

Turning excreted personalities into onaholes... An idea that'd make Satan weep.

Is this actually a horror game?

Now I had to pry off the tightly clinging Yuuna...

"...Hic... Hnng... No... Nooo... Gross..."

Squeeze.

Rub rub...

Yuuna was already pressed tight, but she wiggled her hips as if trying to get even closer.

...At this point, it felt like she had ulterior motives.

'If she doesn't let go soon...'

She might realize what "giving energy" means.

I had to force her off...

"Hic... All off now? Huh? All off? Sanghyeeeok..."

"......"

Yuuna. Must be from all the exercise—her whole body was nice and warm.

Her sweat-dampened breasts and skin...

It felt incredibly lewd.

"...Ah."

Erection. Couldn't hold it back.

She must've felt my physical change clearly even through my underwear, because Yuuna snapped out of it.

"P-put me down."

"Mm."

Awkward atmosphere.

Even after getting down, instead of dressing,

...Yuuna was staring blatantly at my rock-hard erection straining against my pants.

"...S-sorry."

"...No."

But don't say anything more.

If she went "I'll take care of it" like Serena, I wouldn't have the resolve to refuse.

"In my bag... there's spare clothes..."

"Want me to get them?"

"Please."

Yuuna pressed her thighs together and covered her chest and privates with her arms as she sniffled.

"...Thinking it might've touched 'that' makes it impossible to wear."

"Yeah..."

I know if I said "C'mon, just tough it out and wear it" here, I'd get an earful of curses.

"I wasn't overreacting, right?"

"Probably?"

"Never heard of stuff like that coming out of goblin asses... This is... the worst... You held up surprisingly well, Sanghyeok..."

"If I hadn't, I'd have thrown you to the ground and run."

Yuuna flinched.

"I-I'll serve you as my lifelong benefactor. Thanks for not throwing me..."

"Thanks to you, I had a good experience too."

"Eek...!!"

Yuuna's cheeks flushed red.

"Pervert! Pervert! Hurry up and get my clothes!! You pervert!"

"That's how you talk to your lifelong benefactor?"

"You are a pervert! All you think about is turning girls into onaholes whenever you get the chance!"

'...Maybe I should've just turned her into one earlier.'

Missed a chance to test it pretending it was a mistake.

"If you bring my new clothes... I'll pretend it never happened."

"Alright. Alright."

She wouldn't turn her benefactor into a sex offender, right?

I rummaged through Yuuna's bag for spare clothes. ...Quite a lot of underwear.

Seems prepared for dungeon mishaps like today.

"Underwear too?"

"Y-yeah."

Hiding behind a tree, Yuuna peeked out.

"Don't look."

"I won't."

Swish. Rustle... Rustle...

The sound of fabric brushing was driving me mad.

Soon, fully changed into fresh underwear, Yuuna emerged looking composed and bowed her head.

"Sorry for yelling."

Thinking about her wearing the sky-blue panties I'd picked inside those clothes made me want to get hard again.

Good thing I already was.

"Just trust and follow your big sis, was it?"

"......"

The chirping "Pervert! Pervert!" like an angry chick was cute,

but her speechless look now was cute too.

"Ahem."

"That meant you'd pounce on me?"

"What're you saying! I-I didn't come to the dungeon with you for that! What do you take me for..."

Yuuna muttered, reality hitting her.

"That's usually what guys say to girls..."

"Good thing I came with you today."

"Wh-what... I think the same. Good that it was you I showed this side to..."

"If it was some other guy, I'd have thrown him."

"......"

Yuuna shot me a glare.

"All stiff and hard... and talkative."

"...It's a physiological reaction?"

"Still hard after just a hug? Huh? Bet you were imagining my naked body the whole time I changed."

"......"

"......"

I was desperately cracking jokes to defuse the mood.

But her erection joke ruined it completely.

"Wh-what, no answer? Makes it weirder!"

"Is this the end of the dungeon?"

Forced topic change.

But Yuuna desperately hopped on.

"Y-yeah! It's about to be dismantled. Alright, let's settle up."

"Oh. Made some money."

"I added a bit extra... including for today."

School lunch was 5 coins, right?

Can pay Hena back right away. Pretty happy.

"Thanks."

"How about it? Find any clues on talent growth?"

"...Mm."

I checked the spot where the [Personality Jellies] had been, this time with Yuuna.

"What... is this? Onah...hole?"

"Turned the goblin's excreted personality into an onahole."

"Urk...!"

I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠get why she'd feel nauseous.

"Stay back a bit."

"D-don't touch it. Your hand might get contaminated..."

Yuuna seemed genuinely worried my hand would get dirty.

But I had to check.

It's my ability, after all.

'Plain Goblin Onahole'...

It transformed like a collectible item. I picked it up.

"Open onahole inventory."

Yuuna was watching what I was doing.

Schlop.

"Inventory for onaholes...?"

"Seems like it."

'Huh?'

Just collecting it boosted my stats?

Made me think there might be real value in using them.

Next, I checked the others.

Oh...

Even using the same goblin personality, quality varies, huh.

Squish squish.

As I kneaded the goblin onahole, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Yuuna let out a squeak.

"Don't knead stuff like that..."

"Wonder how much this one boosts."

Collecting boosts stats.

Hearing that, Yuuna's eyes suddenly sparkled.

"For real!? Can I try putting one in my inventory?"

......

She'd been repulsed by even getting close, but now she wanted one.

Definitely cheat-level effects...

"Go ahead. Try."

I handed her a [Fine Craft Onahole] as a test.

Yuuna took it with both hands and tried storing it in her inventory... but soon looked disappointed.

"...Doesn't work for me."

"Onahole Collector exclusive privilege, it seems."

"No way! Cheat! A collector that raises stats? Never heard of such a thing."

"Heh."

Not as much as the first, but still decent.

"Sanghyeok. Here. Check this onahole too."

Now Yuuna was more excited than me.

"Is it that amazing?"

"You kidding? It's insanely good! I heard SS-rank hunters have to pour hundreds of millions of coins just to raise one stat!"

...Here, you buy stats with money, huh.

'Coins' seem like a super important currency in this world.

Explains why Yuuna's eyes lit up.

This one...

Collecting it...

'What the hell, tons of boosts.'

Checking my status window.

'Not reflected in overall eval, level unchanged.'

But...

The added stats are clearly there.

I could feel power surging through my body after the collection bonus.

Right now, I could probably take on dozens of goblins while carrying Yuuna.

'Yaksha Charge. Can I pull this out and use it?'

Nice.

Skills from collection bonuses can be equipped/unequipped as needed, it seems.

"How is it?"

"My talent's got solid hunter aptitude."

"See?"

Yuuna smiled prettily, happy like it was her own achievement.

"What'd I tell you? No such thing as a useless talent."

"...Thanks."

Wanna kiss her.

No one's watching—could just go for it.

As I wrestled with the temptation, I saw the dungeon slowly dismantling from the outside.

"Others? That's harsh..."

"You expected to snag a B-rank hunter from the start?"

"Watch me."

"Ah! Gotta get a dungeon star pic."

As the dungeon dismantled, Yuuna pulled out her smartphone.

She sidled up next to me, raising her phone high for a selfie.

Click.

"Not taking one, Sanghyeok? Only chance for dungeon star pics before phones crap out."

"......"

Dungeon dismantling is prime SNS photo time, huh.

"Me too then."

Not big on SNS, but good excuse for a commemorative shot.

What tags? #FirstDungeonClear #OnaholeCollector #DontUnderestimateMe #GoblinOnaholeFarm (S-Grade Condition)

Something like that, as I posed with V-signing Yuuna for the photo.