[On the condition of immediately giving up your current life, you can start a new life in another world!]

[Thank you for using the Otherworld Reincarnation Service.]

[You have met the first-come, first-served condition.]

[The ability that will be given to you after reincarnation is 'Thought Encroachment'.]

That ridiculous site called 『Otherworld Reincarnation Service』 was actually real.