Chapter 5
Chapter 5
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 5
Chapter Title: Merging Pigsties Requires Caution
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Yeah, what was I even expecting from a bastard who kidnaps someone who was just peacefully traveling in the first place?
As I clutched my throbbing head while staring at the status window that made me dizzy just by looking at it, a new message popped up right in front of my eyes.
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 Oooh! See, I told you! This is the female I brought! Anyone can tell she's shown up begging the Breeder to fuck her! She's your fated mate! Come on, no more delays—let's get to work on that arrogant sow...! I was busy freezing up, but why was this thing getting more excited than me? The message window popped up with the SD Character, who had ditched its polite office worker tone entirely and was huffing and puffing like some neighborhood uncle.
"What the hell makes you think she's begging to be fucked?! And like you said, I'm so weak right now—what the fuck am I supposed to do, fuck her?!"
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 Ehhh?! You're not gonna fuck her?! N-No way, are you impotent?! That jumbo pig you raised so big—is it actually useless despite being there, or was it never usable to begin with?! "No, I'm not!"
This was getting ridiculous—who the hell was it calling impotent? Yelling that much was fine, but at the same time, the Female Knight who was already glaring at me intensified her gaze even further.
"...By any chance, can you see this status window too, Miss Female Knight?"
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 No way! A mere pig trying to peek into the Master's private life? Of course she can't see it! To that sow, the Breeder looks like a crazy guy waving his fingers at thin air and yelling to himself! Shouldn't you have said that first?
Right now, there was a message window pointing at the Female Knight with the text 'Jealous much? If you are, you know what to do?' along with an arrow. I quickly dismissed it and opened our door, heading toward where the Female Knight was.
"Mmmph! Mmmph!"
"Urgh..."
The tension was incomparable to encountering a wild boar sleeping in a reed field on the mountain. The closer I got, the worse it became. She was clearly lying helplessly on the floor, but maybe because she was human like me...
Hell, a 27-year-old virgin like me touching a beauty who could rival any actress—my damn virginity complex wasn't going anywhere, and now I was even developing tremors. Instead of un-gagging her, I was shaking so bad I might slap her cheek.
In the end, I backed away a few steps from the Female Knight. Screw the gag—to remove it, I'd have to touch her. What now...?
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 Then change your mindset—treat that sow like a sow... Ah, treat that Female Knight like a sow and approach her that way! "Huh? What kind of crazy talk is that—think of her as a sow?!"
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 Self-hypnosis! Self-hypnosis! Right now, the Breeder sees this sow as a human, so your virgin instincts are subconsciously rejecting contact with her! Normally, I'd yell 'don't be ridiculous,' but...
"That's... got more logic to it than I expected."
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 Right?! "Mmmph! Mmmph!"
It sounded insane, but given everything that had happened today, staying sane felt harder. The farm suddenly burning down, summoning a Female Knight from another world out of nowhere...
It was still hard to believe, but since I'd already confirmed it with my own eyes, there was no option to run away or ignore what was happening right in front of me.
And...
I might not have experience with women, but had I not handled sows?
...Okay, that sounds weird, but I'd touched piglets, sows, breeding stock—didn't matter.
"..."
"Mmmph!"
The Female Knight suddenly looked like she had a lot to say as she stared at me spouting crazy talk, but to hear it, I had to remove that gag. And to do that, I took several deep breaths, closed my eyes, and committed.
Sow...
The Female Knight in front of me wasn't human—she was a sow. A sow...!
I hated thinking like this, but it was for conversation. For a proper talk and future peace. I'd apologize properly later—right now, just treat her like a sow.
"This is a pig... a pig..."
"Mmmph! Mmmph!! Mmmph!!"
In response to my words, she thrashed like 'don't make me laugh'—but that was just the sow squealing. The sow squealing at me, the Breeder...! With a sow, I had no reason to be scared.
Pig.
Pig...
After finishing my meditation disguised as self-hypnosis, I opened my eyes.
"Holy shit, just changing my mindset stopped the tremors."
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 Works like a charm! By then, my hand was already reaching for the Female Knight. A Grand Master who could tear me apart with a flick of her wrist, a sow who had reached the realm where her killing intent alone could kill. Endless malice pouring from her.
But she was a sow.
I could touch a sow. Sows weren't scary.
If it was a sow...
"Stay still, you bitch..."
Smack-!
"Mmmph?!"
I could smack the cheeky sow who kept dodging my hand and trying to squirm away. Was she confused that I was striking her despite her threats?
Of course she'd be stunned—up until moments ago, I was trembling at the sight of her, and now I was boldly approaching and even smacking her ass. From the perspective of a Grand Master sow, who'd expect this?
I recalled earlier she was a knight from some kingdom, even a Knight Captain. When would she have experienced something like this?
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 Looks kinda like breaking in a dog? "Dogs or pigs, both just beasts."
"Mmph... mmph...?!"
As I showed no fear or respect and smacked her ass, the sow blinked in a daze. Seizing the moment, I quickly reached behind her head and unfastened the gag (which was actually a ball gag).
The leather-strapped ball gag came off in my hand, and at the same time, the Female Knight exhaled the breath she'd been holding and shouted.
"I don't know what trickery you've pulled, but release my bonds right now! To dare inflict such humiliation on me...! I'll cleave you in two, you vile sorcerer!"
"Sorcerer?"
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 From that sow's perspective, she was walking fine when something inexplicable happened out of nowhere, so naturally she's assuming the owner of this place—the Breeder—is a sorcerer. "What are you muttering to yourself?! I said release me now!"
-Squeeee-?!
-Squeal!!
Eleonora's shout and the sharp killing intent mixed in it sent the pigs into a frenzy. Some of the weaker ones were already foaming at the mouth and fainting, and the pigs in our pen with this sow were throwing tantrums, begging to be let out.
"Alright, first things first..."
"Are you deaf?! I said release me now! If you want to die under my mercy, then right... mmpf?!"
"Let's see... her teeth aren't that sharp... Evolved well—no wisdom teeth? Or like in novels, Grand Masters don't get them? They don't get sick easily, so no cavities or anything?"
Suddenly grabbing her head, forcing her mouth open, and inspecting every corner made the sow shake her head to throw off my hand.
"Wh-what are you doing, you insolent cur! To pry open a lady's mouth...! And to lay hands on my body?!"
Was she talking about the ass smack from earlier? The message window seemed curious about that too and asked cautiously.
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 But she's a sow, so that's fine, but is it okay to hit the pigs like that so much? They're merchandise! "That wasn't a real hit. If you saw how they herd pigs onto trucks for slaughter—with those battery prods on their asses—you wouldn't say that."
Pigs aren't dumb; they instinctively resist trucks and cling to their pens. To ship smoothly, workers zap their asses with electric prods strapped to batteries.
They figure the startled pig will move forward. But if it doesn't?
Soccer kick to the ass that day.
...Actually, that's the mild version.
"Quit muttering to yourself! I said release me now!"
💬 SD CHARACTER 💬 So, what are you gonna do with this sow? Like I said earlier, returns aren't possible. And if you don't train her... you know what happens, right? The message window asked like it was checking if I was ready, subtly threatening 'you better handle this.' I wasn't sure if it was on my side, but I couldn't avoid it.
"Train her or die—that's the question."
"You'll train me? You... now I see, you're a slave trader! Greedy for riches beyond your station... Release me at once—"
"Nah, not a slave trader. Look around—those are your colleagues."
"What? It's all just pigs arou... Yoooou!!"
Eleonora caught on to my meaning and bellowed in outrage, but whether she'd composed herself or it was her nature, she wasn't scary anymore.
"I don't want this, you probably don't either, but obey me and I'll make you a pet pig. Let's get along?"
Ptooey!
"Ugh?!"
In that instant, something wet hit my eye with a spitting sound. As I blinked, Eleonora—her chains undone—grabbed the greatsword next to the pen and raised it.
"Ugh?!"
"I'll grind you into mincemeat and feed you to your pigs...!"
My eyes wouldn't open properly, but I knew. This sow was trying to kill me. But in that life-or-death moment, the world seemed to slow down. They say people see their life flash before their eyes—maybe I was experiencing that—
⚙ SYSTEM PROMPT ⚙ [Merge Eleonora into this pen? (※Merging into other pens possible later!)] [YES / NO]
There was no time to hesitate.