Chapter 4
Chapter 4
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 4
Chapter Title: Is This... a Status Window?
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Is this... a status window?
I'd never called anyone pretty in my entire life.
Even when people gushed over celebrities on TV, I hardly watched the thing myself, and in this cramped rural village, it was rare to spot anyone who could pass for TV material anyway.
The most I'd ever said was to my mom, when she'd buy new clothes and ask, "How's this? Pretty, right?" I'd reply something like, "My goodness, how on earth did you find something so lovely?" That was it.
That had always been me.
And yet, the platinum blonde female knight who suddenly appeared before my eyes...
The moment I laid eyes on her, I nearly lost my mind—her jaw-dropping beauty had my mouth hanging wide open.
Beauty might not even be the right word; she exuded more of a fierce warrior vibe.
First impressions aside, her sharply pointed platinum hair evoked a lion's mane, and those sapphire-like eyes screamed stunning beauty.
But then there was her towering height—clearly taller than me—the iron gauntlets reaching her elbows, and the rippling muscles peeking between them and her leather shoulder guards.
Her solidly packed muscles, proof she was the owner of that massive greatsword lying on the floor, hinted at a healthy, athletic allure that anyone could appreciate.
And though I hadn't checked directly, judging by how her abs were likely etched neatly into the belly she was lying on...
She was a total tomboy. Calling her a beauty might scratch the pride of this woman currently glaring at me like she wanted to kill me, so I slotted her as a "tomboy beauty."
And upon seeing this tomboy beauty for the first time, I...
"Hey! What the hell... is that pig...!"
Before I knew it, my voice boomed through the pigsty loud enough to rattle the walls. I whispered the end like a secret to the message window, but my shout was plenty to grab the attention of the female knight rolling around in the pen.
"Ugh! Mmph!!"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Hehehe, can't hide your amazement at my incredible insight! No, you crazy bitch.
After experiencing so many reality-defying events in just minutes, I could barely get words out. But this damn message window assumed I was in awe of it, popping up a smug goddess SD character emoticon as it spoke.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Female knights mean sows! Sows mean female knights! That's why we have the term "sow knight." For you, Awakener, I've specially summoned the perfect specimen! Talk about thorough!
"..."
Look at those eyes...
That murderous glare! If it was a proper fantasy summoning, she wouldn't be staring daggers at me like that. And if you're gonna call it a "summoning," why chain her up tight and gag her to boot...!
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Hehehe, but your body's being honest, Awakener! "Huh?"
What kind of bullshit is this?! I started to retort, dropping my gaze downward—only to reflexively double over at the waist right there.
"...Hey, what the hell is this now?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Calling me "hey" is pretty rude, but I'll explain your cock's impressive upgrade later, so bear with me! (SD goddess emoticon looking unsure where to look) Sure, bigger is better and all, but my crotch had gone from average to "did someone sneak an arm up there?" levels. And I'm supposed to just accept this?
I've heard of people watching with eyes wide open as rings get slipped on fingers, but eyes wide open for a cock upgrade? Gotta be a first.
"When the hell did you even do this? And you never even mentioned messing with my body like this?!"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ When linking you to the farm? "You little shit... thanks a bunch!"
My waist bent on its own, like manners had been force-injected into me.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Oh, fail the tutorial and that massive cock might stay out of commission forever? Ah, but it's been useless for 27 years except for pissing, so no biggie? Puhiki. "..."
You bitch.
Rage boiled up, but what stung more was my inability to clap back.
"Ahem, anyway, that's not the point! Who the hell is she? What're you gonna do, just kidnap her out of nowhere?!"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Summoning, not kidnapping! Her name's Eleonora Croft. Age 28, sow as you can see! A pure sow I found after scouring high and low for you, Awakener! "At least don't straight-up call a kidnapped woman a sow to her face."
Her glare's gone past killing intent straight into pure hatred now...!
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Ah! How about "sow knight (prospective)"? No difference...!
This sinking feeling that I'm the only one burning up inside the more I deal with it? Definitely not paranoia. Even I, no stranger to eroge vulgarity, would wave off stuff like "sow, sow knight, vulgar pig bitch," and here the message was spouting it gleefully.
Ignoring the message's chatter, I approached the sow (right term?) first. Yeah, clear up the misunderstanding, explain in detail, persuade her.
"Uh... hello?"
"Mmmph!!! Mmph!!!"
"..."
To talk, I'd have to ungag her, but I was terrified of getting close and taking a body slam—turning into a pufferfish pussy or worse—so I had no choice but to ask the message.
"Can I release the bindings myself or something?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ You can, but I don't recommend it. She's untamed and 99.8% likely to act extremely hostile toward you, Awakener! "...Then the gag?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Before that, if you want to check her status, stare straight at the sow and swipe your finger like turning on your smartphone. I did as instructed, staring at the sprawled female knight. The moment my finger flicked, the message vanished—whoosh—and a blue screen materialized, like a 3D hologram of Eleonora.
⚔ STATUS ⚔ Eleonora Croft
🏆 Title: Unique, Pinnacle of the Sword, Strongest Female Knight ⭐ Level: Too distant for this world's measurements! 🎂 Age: 28 📏 Height: 181cm 🧬 Race: Human (X) → Sow (Landrace) 💼 Job: Grand Master (X) → Sow Knight (Prospective) 🧭 Alignment: Good ✨ Features:
A female knight from the Isis Kingdom who reached Swordmaster in her twenties—female body and all—then ascended to Grand Master. Despite the pinnacle, she resigned as knight captain to travel the world seeking new heights, only to be kidnapped (heavily redacted) and summoned to be trained as Breeder Sin Seon-dong's sow knight. 🧠 Thoughts on Breeder:
This humiliation...! I'll kill him...!
📊 Breeder Evaluation:
A miracle you're not cleaved in two already!
"...Hey."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Yes? Something wrong? "N... no, never mind."
From the novels I'd read, Swordmaster was an elite title reserved for the pinnacle among knights and swordsmen. Grand Master? I blinked dumbly, thinking I misread, and the message pounced.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Hehehe, I pulled out all the stops for the first Awakener—you! Overpowered as hell...!
In my knowledge, a single Swordmaster was treated like a strategic weapon. Grand Master? Top of the world's strongest, no question.
I demanded answers from the SD character shaking around like a mollusk emoticon, and the reply came quick.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ They sometimes top Dragon Slayer lists. Even ancient dragons fear these once-in-a-millennium swordsmen! "..."
So yeah, overpowered...!
This wasn't just "farm goes up in flames" territory. Photos made it seem manageable, but what kind of mindset dumps a walking apocalypse on me?
Mess up, and it's not the farm burning—it's the country getting bisected. The status even said I was supposed to train her. My gut was churning.
"How the hell am I supposed to?! Quit bullshitting and release her! Send her back where she came from!"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Hehehe, I get it. Why you're so anxious! "?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ As I said, you're way weaker than other Awakeners, so I summoned a sow protector. But how to tame her? Big cock aside, you'd lose to a stray mutt—how could you tame this tomboy?! The urge to flick its forehead grew with every word.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Did you think I'd summon a wild sow without a plan? See the Secret♥ slot next to the screen? Tap it! "..."
I tapped the Secret♥ slot as directed. The full-body hologram shifted, evoking eroge sex stats—zoomed photos of her breasts, pussy, and ass, accompanied by a status window and a nude render of Eleonora.
Hmm, those royal abs are just as promising as expected...
"??"
💖 Sow's Secret♥ 💖 🍑 Pussy Status: Virgin! 🍑 Asshole Status: Virgin! 👅 Mouth Pussy Status: Virgin! 🍈 Tit Pussy Status: Virgin! Pussy Evaluation: A 28-year hymen aged to perfection, awaiting your cock!
Asshole Evaluation: Promising hole geared for hardcore play!
Mouth Pussy Evaluation: Forget the asshole! This body's the next pussy prodigy!
Tit Pussy Evaluation: Grand Master milkers
📋 Summary:
A walking obscenity fully qualified as your sow knight! Grand Master who knows no man—a total virgin stud! Rumors say spiders webbed her pussy, but verify personally! 💡 Training Hint: Pussy looks aura-strong enough to slice fingers, but... is it really?
I nearly blacked out on the spot.