Recruiting the Maid Monmusu
Mary Jane's voice echoed through the ranch from dawn till dusk.
「Taehun! Help me clear out this hay, nyang!!」
「Taehun! There's a leak in the ceiling, nyang!!」
「Taehun! Lime and Mush are fighting again, nyang!!」
「…」
I woke up at 5 a.m.
I went to bed at midnight.
Ever since I was transported to this other world, my daily routine had become far stricter than anything I'd experienced back on Earth.
Running a monster ranch as its owner was a job that demanded you grind your labor force—and yourself—to the bone.
I never realized that when I was just a lazy shut-in.
I had no idea being the boss meant worrying about so many things at once.
Every single day, the moment Mary Jane called my name I would rush over, handle whatever crisis she'd found, only to turn around and hear her calling me again…
It had been almost a month now, and instead of getting used to it, I only seemed to be getting more exhausted.
In fact, I'd had another nosebleed just this morning.
After it happened a few times, Mary Jane had started reflexively grabbing gauze and wiping the blood from my face.
「Mary Jane. Did my father live like this too?」
I asked her while she cleaned me up.
「What do you mean, nyang?」
「It's just… there are way too many things to worry about on this ranch. I feel like I have to handle everything from start to finish myself. I know you're helping me a ton, of course. Still, since I've never run a ranch before, it's pretty tough.」
Mary Jane stuffed a piece of gauze into my bleeding nostril and answered.
「Then why don't we bring in a Silky, nyang?」
「A Silky?」
「She's a maid Monmusu, nyang. She should be in that abandoned mansion on the outskirts of the village! Let's go scout her, ong!!」
「After the graveyard, now it's a haunted house… Haha.」
And so the sun went down.
I'd known about the abandoned mansion ever since the day I first arrived in this world.
It was so enormous I'd assumed a noble lived there, but when I heard it had been deserted for a long time, the place gave off an eerie vibe that still lingered vividly in my memory.
「But Mary Jane, couldn't we have gone during the day?」
「Are you scared, Taehun? It'll be less scary than the graveyard though, nyang.」
「Why? Honestly, I think haunted houses are scarier.」
「You'll understand when you see it, nyang. Hehe.」
With those words, Mary Jane took the lead and started walking.
Seeing that scaredy-cat act so confident made me wonder if it really was less frightening.
Half-convinced, half-skeptical, I followed the swaying of her tail.
《Creeeeeeeak—!》
The rusted hinges scraping against the gate sounded like they were screaming, This is a haunted house.
「Huh? I thought no one lived here. The lights are on, Mary Jane.」
「Yeah. Didn't I tell you, ong? I said it'd be less scary, didn't I~?」
「No, this is even scarier… Wait, isn't that a will-o'-the-wisp?!」
「It's not, so don't worry, ong. Lord Vojtech was so bold, I don't know why his son turned out like this, nyang! Come on, just follow me, nyang!!」
Mary Jane swung her arms in exaggerated marching motions like a soldier and strode all the way to the front door.
Then—bang bang bang!—she pounded on it three times and shouted loudly, 「Mary Jane is here, nyang!」
But no answer came from inside.
She knocked three more times.
Still nothing.
「Mary Jane. Isn't there nobody home? Should we come back tomorrow? Preferably during the day?」
Ignoring me completely, Mary Jane grabbed the doorknob and yanked it open with a loud clack.
The front door wasn't locked. Beyond it lay a dazzling chandelier, luxurious wooden floors, and elegant mahogany furniture that practically screamed high-class mansion.
The lobby was the very definition of refined taste.
「Oh, Silky! There you are, nyang!! Did you not hear me knocking, ong?!」
Where Mary Jane called out… stood the Monmusu named Silky.
Pale skin, a classic maid apron and headband, and a plump, inviting backside…
「Eh? Mary Jane? Sorry. I was spacing out…」
「Kyahaht—! Silky, you're the same as ever, nyang! At this rate, when are you ever going to finish cleaning this huge mansion, ong?」
「There's no one supervising me anyway… so I can take my time. By the way, who's that next to you?」
「This is Taehun, nyang. He's Lord Vojtech's one and only son, nyang!」
Silky tilted her head, looking puzzled as she asked again.
「Hello. I'm Taehun. Nice to meet you.」
「Yeah. Me too. But why are you speaking so casually?」
「Ah, uh, um. Sorry. I mean, I'm sorry. Was I too rude on our first meeting…?」
「No. It's fine to speak casually. That is, if you're my master…」
Huh? Is this girl a Korean Monmusu?
Why is she so hung up on formal and casual speech?
「Oh! That's exactly what I wanted to talk about, nyang!! Taehun is running a monster ranch right now. How about you come work at our ranch, Silky?!」
「A ranch? You want me to feed the Monmusu their hay or something?」
「No, no~ We need a Monmusu to handle the housework at the ranch too, nyang!! Taehun and I take care of the ranch work, but we're looking for someone to manage all the household chores, nyang~」
「That's right, Miss Silky. What do you think? Would you like to join our ranch?」
Silky bit her index finger and seemed to ponder it for a long time.
We waited patiently, but her hesitation only grew longer.
「Why? Don't like the ranch, nyang?」
「Mm, no. It's not that.」
「Then what is it, nyang?」
「Why should I work under him?」
Yeah, I figured.
I'd never met a single Monmusu who would join our ranch without any conditions.
I started preparing to pull down my pants.
If it came to it, I was ready to whip out Big-Ja and show off its magnificent size.
「Silky. After Lord Vaclav passed away, you've been living all alone here, right, nyang?」
「That's true. But why?」
「Taehun… hehe, actually has a ridiculously huge cock, ong. Want to see it, ong?」
「No thanks. I don't need it.」
Huh? What did she just say?
She's a Monmusu… but she has no sex drive?
Flustered, I looked back and forth between Silky and Mary Jane.
The problem was that I wasn't the only one panicking—Mary Jane looked just as shocked.
「Eh? Silky, I know better than anyone how insanely horny you are, nyang… Isn't that why Lord Vaclav died from sexual exhaustion, ong?」
「Yeah. But can't I just take care of it myself?」
Silky lifted the feather duster she'd been holding in one hand.
The handle was suspiciously shiny and smooth at the end…
Ah. Now everything made sense.
「Aww, come on, just take a look at Taehun's cock, nyang! You might change your mind after seeing it! Go on, Taehun, drop your pants right now, nyang.」
I yanked my pants off at the speed of light.
Big-Ja sprang out as if it had been craving fresh air, proudly displaying its enormous majesty.
「Hmm. It is pretty big.」
「Right? It's huge, isn't it? How about it, Silky? Getting wet, nyang? Hehe.」
「I-I don't know? Anyway, I have housework to do. You two can stay a bit longer or leave whenever you want.」
With that, Silky hurriedly left the room.
The moment she was gone, Mary Jane and I looked at each other and grinned.
We'd already won over half of her.
Still bottomless, I wandered through the mansion searching for Silky.
Why the hell was this place so ridiculously huge?
But… for such a massive mansion, it was unbelievably clean.
Not a single speck of dust anywhere. Fresh flowers were arranged beautifully in every vase.
Even the candles on the chandelier were all high-quality, none of them burned down to stubs.
Silky really worked hard. I wanted her at our ranch even more now.
I split up with Mary Jane to look for her. When I reached the last room on the second floor, I heard the steady swish-swish of a broom.
I carefully walked forward, careful not to make the floor creak, and leaned against the doorframe.
「Hm? Who is it? Oh, Mr. Taehun? Um… why are you still not wearing pants?」
「Well… it feels a bit hot, haha. Is it okay if I stay like this for a while?」
「Do as you like…」
Silky said that and resumed sweeping.
The way she thrust her hips back while sweeping was pure art.
If I could just grab those soft, plump cheeks and thrust into her—
While I was thinking that, something felt off.
She was sweeping with her back to me, but I could sense her slowly getting closer and closer.
Before I knew it, Silky had come so near that I could reach her if I just stretched out my arm.
Just as I thought I should step aside, her backside brushed against Big-Ja.
「Ah, sorry… I mean, excuse me.」
But Silky kept sweeping as if she hadn't noticed.
Then, when she took one more step backward, the head of my cock pressed right against the entrance of her pussy.
「Mmmh—!」
Even as she let out a moan, Silky didn't stop sweeping.
This was definitely flirting.
She was spreading herself open like this and practically begging me to fuck her. Standing still now would make me an idiot.
Silky wasn't stepping back any further.
It was my turn to move forward.
I pushed off the doorframe, took one step, and drove Big-Ja straight into her pussy.
「Ahn—! Huh? What is that? Feels like something went inside me…?」
What kind of acting is this?
Instead of playing along, I slowly began thrusting Big-Ja in and out.
「Ahhng—! I don't know what it is, but it feels so good… After Lord Vaclav's cock, I haven't felt like this in… Nnghaaaaa—!」
When I picked up the pace, Silky dropped the broom and started crying out in ecstasy.
I sped up too, slamming Big-Ja into her pussy over and over.
How dare she compare Big-Ja to a damn feather duster.
Time to show her the real taste of a living cock.
「My, my pussy feels weird. I don't know what's inside me, but it feels… way too good…」
「Silky. You still don't know what's inside you?」
「I-I don't. What is it? Why does it feel so good? Ahhhhhng—!」
She was so unnecessarily proud.
I decided it was time to break that pride.
I grabbed both of her thighs, lifted her clean off the ground.
Yes—this was the standing full nelson position.
「Kyaa—! Th-this position… it's too embarrassing!!」
「Silky, you still don't know what's inside your pussy? Look down.」
「I-I don't know. I don't, but it feels so goooooood—!」
I held her facing forward and began pistoning hard.
Since she was a ghost-type Monmusu, she was incredibly light. Even someone like me who could barely deadlift managed to fuck her in this position with ease.
「Ahh—! Ahn—! This, this really feels amazing… It's been so long since I've cum like this.」
「You like it? Then how about this?」
I suddenly pulled Big-Ja out of her pussy mid-thrust.
It slid free with a wet sound, dripping my precum and her juices onto the carpet.
「Ah! What are you doing?! You're getting dirty stuff all over the floor from your cock!!」
「Yeah. Guess so. But you finally called it a cock, huh? So? How do you like my cock? Does it suit your taste?」
「Tsk… I don't know about that.」
「Really? Then keep not knowing. Let's stop here.」
I gently set Silky down and turned on my heel, heading for the stairs.
She immediately came running after me—tap tap tap!—and grabbed my arm.
「W-wait, don't go… Let's finish what we started, okay?」
「Finish? Is that how you speak to your master?」
「What? Master?」
When she hesitated, I shook off her hand and started walking toward the stairs again.
She came running once more—tap tap tap!—and grabbed my wrist.
「U-um, M-Master!! Please don't go…」
「Oh, so now you call me Master. Why? What will you do if I stay?」
「Th-that's…」
「If you don't know, don't talk to me. I'm leaving.」
「N-no!! Um… Please fuck me…」
「Fuck you with what?」
「Agh… Master's… big cock…」
「Say it louder.」
Silky looked incredibly annoyed, but she gritted her teeth and continued.
「Please thrust your huge cock into my pussy, Master!!」
The moment those words left her mouth, I lifted her up again.
Then I resumed the standing full nelson and began pounding her so hard that the slap slap slap! echoed throughout the entire mansion.
「Aaaahng—! Yes! It feels so good~ If it's a cock like this, I want to get fucked every single day!!」
「Really? Then will you come to my ranch?」
「Yes, yes! I'll go!! I'll serve Master for the rest of my life!! Ahhhhhng—!」
「Good. Then the contract is sealed. I'll give you a nice creampie, Silky!」
「Y-yes, pleaseee—! Fill Silky's womb with lots of Master's seed—!」
The urge to cum finally surged through me.
I sped up, using her like an onahole as I slammed Big-Ja into her.
Silky's gray hair whipped wildly as her head shook—she looked like she was half out of her mind.
Now was the time.
《Splurt—! Splurt—!》
The semen I pumped into Silky's pussy filled her tight passage to the brim and still overflowed, dripping onto the carpet and staining it even more.
Drip. Drip. Silky watched the cum fall but couldn't say a word.
Right now, she was probably thinking more about the cock still buried inside her than about cleaning up.
「Silky. How was it, nyang? Did Taehun's cock taste good, nyang?」
Mary Jane appeared late and shook the dazed Silky, asking with a grin.
Still half-conscious, Silky could only nod weakly, her eyes completely glazed over.
I carried her back to the ranch in the exact same standing full nelson position.
With Big-Ja still buried deep inside her pussy the entire way.
That was the first day Silky joined our ranch.