I Had Sex with a Zombie
"Night guard??"
After a wild breeding session with the centaur and trying to catch a break back at the ranch, Mary Jane walked up to me and spoke.
"That's right-ong. Mushroom spores alone can't create a perfect security system-ong. We need real 'monster power' for it to work-ong."
"So you're saying we should set up night watches?"
Mary Jane kept nodding as she continued.
"That's why I'm bringing this up, Taehun. There's one Monmusu who's perfect for night watch duty-nyang."
"Isn't that you? Cats sleep during the day and stay active at night, don't they?"
*Bonk!*
Ah, it had been a while since Mary Jane gave me a knuckle to the head.
I'd forgotten how spicy this girl's hands were… I was literally seeing stars.
"Who do you think follows you around all day-ong!! Taehun, you're too much-ong!!"
Mary Jane crossed her arms, turned away with a huff, and pretended to sulk.
But I knew better.
Mary Jane wasn't the type to get genuinely upset so easily.
Still, it was best to play along.
That way I could avoid any unnecessary violence.
"Then who is this perfect Monmusu? Mush? Lime?"
"Well… we need to recruit a new one-ong. The sun will set soon… Come with me for a bit-ong. Kiki-!"
"Sure. You've got great night vision, so you should lead."
At the time I didn't think much of it.
I assumed we'd just head to the Southern Forest.
"Hey, Mary Jane… Isn't this a cemetery?"
"Yes. That's right-ong! What's wrong, Taehun? Are you a coward-ong?? Kihi-!"
"Mary Jane… You look pretty scared yourself. You've been standing at the entrance this whole time."
"Ahaha-! That's because my role is guide, Taehun! I'll stop here, and the rest is your job-ong!!"
"What are you even saying? We're in this together! Let's go."
With that I grabbed Mary Jane's wrist and dragged her straight into the cemetery.
The moonlight was especially bright tonight, so while the cemetery felt eerie it wasn't so dark that we couldn't see.
Yet that partial visibility somehow made everything even scarier.
Every little sound made me whip my head around, and the slightest breeze sent chills down my spine.
"So where exactly do we find this Monmusu? It's what I think, right?"
"Looks like you figured it out-nyang. That's right-ong. We're here for a zombie today… but it's strange. She usually wanders around the cemetery…"
I scanned the area as Mary Jane spoke, but there was no one in sight.
"Let's just go. Must be her day off."
"Where does a Monmusu get a day off-ong? Let's wait a little longer-nyang."
As she spoke, Mary Jane not only held my hand but linked arms with me, probably because she was cold.
She does walk around completely naked all the time, so of course she'd feel chilly…
It's not like she actually has a cat's fur coat…
With our arms linked, her soft side-boob kept pressing against me… The texture was incredibly smooth and pleasant.
Come to think of it, Mary Jane had said she wasn't a breeding target.
It would've been nice if she were…
"Taehun… Do you really feel that way-ong?"
"Huh? You read my mind again."
"Yes… Sorry-ong. But do you truly think that-ong? You want to mate with me-ong?"
Mary Jane had gone from linking arms to half-hugging me as she looked up with that question.
Damn, had she always been this cute?
It was hard to tear my eyes away from the sight of her soft breasts squished against my chest.
"I… do want to mate. But sex is literally my job, so…"
"Yes. That's right-ong. It would be wrong for Taehun to waste his semen anywhere-ong. Hehe."
"Still… if it's you, Mary Jane…"
"Still? Taehun. Really?"
I could feel Mary Jane's lips drawing closer.
Why was she closing her eyes?
Whatever. I closed mine too and slowly leaned in toward her lips.
"Ugh, couple hell. Solo heaven…"
The unfamiliar low voice made us scramble apart.
When I looked around, an unfamiliar Monmusu stood behind us, hollow eyes fixed on us as she pointed.
Anyone could tell she was a zombie Monmusu.
Her skin was dark like a corpse and her eyes were empty.
Yet she had full, heavy breasts, a narrow waist, sensual hips, and plump, firm pussy lips… Why?! Why the hell was this zombie so damn sexy?!
"Oh, it's the zombie-nyang?! It's me! Mary Jane!!"
"Mary Jane, is that your boyfriend?"
"Ah, well, um. Taehun. What should I say-nyang?"
"We're business partners! Anyway, zombie. We're here to scout you."
"Business partners…?"
"Scout…?"
The zombie pressed a finger to her temple and began tilting her head in confusion.
"In short, we want to bring you to the ranch."
"The ranch? You mean Lord Vojtech's ranch…?"
"That's right-ong. Taehun is Lord Vojtech's one and only son-ong. He inherited the ranch and is now 'partnering' with me-ong."
Mary Jane shot me a glance as she spoke.
I ignored her look and kept talking.
"Our ranch needs a night guard. A zombie like you seems perfect for it, so how about living with us? Of course… if you want, I can get you pregnant too."
"Pregnant?"
Huh? Every other Monmusu so far had gone crazy at the word pregnancy…
Did this zombie Monmusu have low sexual desire?
Then how was I supposed to convince her?
"Pregnancy is fine…"
"Ah, okay. Then… three meals a day and lodging… but what do zombies even eat…"
"Sex is OK… I like pleasure without responsibility…"
"Really?! Then I can give you that. How about it?"
The zombie seemed to ponder as she slowly paced in place.
I watched Mary Jane while waiting for the zombie to answer.
Mary Jane's lips were pushed out in a pout; she looked genuinely sulky.
"Fine. But first, Taehun. Show me your cock…"
"My cock?"
"I hate small ones. If it's a huge cock, I'll follow you, Taehun."
I confidently dropped my pants and showed her my Big-Ja.
Heh, she's hooked now.
"Hmm… not small… But… not huge either…"
"What? This size… Wait, just a second. It'll definitely impress you once it's fully hard!!"
"Then make it hard…"
"Uh, um. Can you help?"
"No… Do it yourself."
I looked at Mary Jane with pleading eyes.
She glanced at me, snorted, and turned her back.
What the hell is wrong with her today?
With no other choice I grabbed my limp dick and started stroking.
Damn it. Having to show such a pathetic sight.
The zombie seemed fascinated by the sight of me masturbating. She squatted right in front of my cock, rested her chin in her hands, and stared blankly at my Big-Ja.
It felt awkward at first, but having a beautiful Monmusu watch me jerk off was arousing, and my Big-Ja slowly began to swell.
"Oh… it's growing… The cock… It's getting insanely big…"
"How about it? Like this size?"
"Taehun's cock is excellent. Worth making my sex partner."
"Great! Then it's decided!!"
"No. Not yet."
"What now?!"
"Once we reach the ranch, shove it straight into my pussy."
"Huh? Right away?"
The zombie tilted her head at an odd angle and stared at me with those still-hollow eyes.
But unlike before, I could feel emotion behind them.
They burned with strong sexual desire, as if she couldn't wait to be fucked.
"Alright. Let's head back to the ranch together then."
With that we started walking back.
The problem was the zombie… walked incredibly slowly.
These days zombie movies show them moving ridiculously fast…
This one must be a classic zombie…
A thirty-minute walk took us two and a half hours.
Dawn was nearly over; the sun would rise soon.
"Zombie. The sun's about to come up. Is that okay? Want to do it tomorrow?"
"Since the sun is rising soon, we must do it quickly. Skip the foreplay and put it in right away."
The zombie's attitude was firm.
She pushed me down onto the bare ground.
Before I could even yelp from landing on my ass, the zombie yanked my pants off and shoved my Big-Ja into her cold pussy.
"Ugh-! Taehun has so much precum, that's nice. Zombie has no love juice. Needs precum to feel slippery and good…"
It was true. The zombie's pussy had neither fluids nor warmth.
Is this what fucking a corpse feels like… Ugh, it's pretty creepy.
But the advantage of a zombie's pussy was how unbelievably tight it was.
I'd never been inside a pixie, but I imagined it would feel exactly like this.
Thanks to that, even my precum quickly made her insides slick. As the zombie kept riding, the friction created heat and her insides gradually grew warmer.
"Whoa-! Whoa-! Taehun's cock tastes good! This is the true flavor of a massive cock!"
"Th-thanks. Your pussy feels great too, zombie."
"Zombie? Give me a name now. Name me and make me completely your zombie."
A name? Why ask for a name in the middle of sex?
I decided to just give her any name for now.
I could always change it later. Right now I was too horny to care.
"Since you're a zombie, how about Jomnyeo? It's short for zombie girl. Sound good?"
"Mmmh-! So fucking good-! Getting a name while being fucked by Taehun's cock makes it even more meaningful! Ahhuk-! Kek-! Kek-!"
I hadn't expected her to like it…
Well, I guess it worked out?
It looked like the zombie was having an orgasm.
She arched backward like a bow and cried out with those "Kek-! Kek-!" sounds.
Haa, the whole neighborhood probably heard that…
"Taehun. I came so hard. But Taehun's cock… hasn't shot its load yet…"
"Yeah. Then I'll pound you from behind. Sound good?"
"Good. Fuck me like a dog."
I changed positions, grabbed Jomnyeo's ass, and started thrusting hard.
Every time her cold ass touched my skin it still gave me chills, so I kept spanking her until her cheeks turned bright red.
"Taehun. I love when you spank my ass. Spank me while you fuck me fast."
"Got it. You like it rough?"
"Yes. I'm a true masochist. During sex you can treat me as roughly as you want…"
The moment Jomnyeo finished speaking I grabbed her hair and started pounding mercilessly.
"Kek-! Kek-! Mmmh-! Ahht-!"
"How's that? You like it, you fucking slut? Does it feel good?"
"Ahht-! Ahang-! Ahhuhng-!"
Jomnyeo could no longer form words.
She seemed so lost in my Big-Ja that moans were her only form of communication.
Watching her like that pushed me to the edge.
Since I didn't plan to impregnate her, I pulled my Big-Ja out at the last second and poured my semen across her back.
*Spurt! Spurt!*
Thick white semen cascaded like snow onto Jomnyeo's dark back.
"Taehun. Your cum… is warm… It's been so long since I've felt such warm affection…"
"Really? I'm glad you enjoyed it. So we'll be living together now, right?"
"Yes. Good. But whenever I want, you have to fuck me hard like this…"
Instead of answering I pulled Jomnyeo into a tight embrace from behind.
My Big-Ja, which I thought had gone soft, sprang back to life and began twitching against her back.
"Taehun's cock is hard again?"
"Yeah. You're just too sexy, Jomnyeo…"
"There's still time before sunrise… Can you do me one more round?"
"Of course."
And so I kept having sex with Jomnyeo again and again until the sun finally rose.