04. This Is Our Territory? Yeah. Nope~
04. This Is Our Territory? Yeah. Nope~
"Th-this...!"
The Three Little Pigs had now turned into red pigs.
They were flushed completely red, looking like they were about to flip the table over at any moment.
On top of that, Sonya-ssi, in a very calm and polite tone, proceeded to trample them down.
"I looked into it, and it turns out you don't really have jobs, nor do you have any assets. Yet, you barely go outside... All you do is eat, sleep, and shit at home while badmouthing a world you've never even experienced... Why do you live?"
"I'm asking because I'm genuinely curious. Why do you live?"
"D-don't think you can just say whatever you want!!! This is clear defamation and insult, you know!!"
"I asked why you live. Aren't you sorry to your family? If someone like you were my family, I'd be too embarrassed to show my face in public."
"You fucking bitch!!"
One of the pigs picks up a glass cup. Is she seriously going to hit her with that?
"Hey! Stop it!"
"Let go of me!"
"That bitch is a Hyungja. Don't engage with her. Let's just hold it in."
"You dog-like bitch!"
The Three Little Pigs are bickering happily, engaging in mental gymnastics. Thanks to that, everyone in the cafe is laser-focused on them.
The part-timer looks conflicted, wondering if they should just call the police.
Eventually, the one who held the cup puts it back down.
"Wow."
Sonya-ssi exclaims in admiration.
"I guess the dogs and pigs these days have evolved. They even know how to restrain themselves."
"Th-this...!"
She keeps provoking them... Why is she doing that? Does she have some kind of plan?
"You've only been able to stutter since a while ago, why don't you try saying something coherent? Ah, is that too much to ask of the Three Little Pigs? I'm sorry. I'll retract that statement."
Pudeuk.
The women (though it's a stretch to call them that) ground their teeth, glared at Sonya-ssi and me, and turned away.
It seems they're just going to leave.
"Oh my. Running away this time?"
"Shut up!! You, consider yourself lucky! It's because we're kind—."
"Not kind, but cowardly, I'd say. If you were truly kind, you would've worked outside, if only for the sake of your parents. But you aren't, are you? Like pigs being raised, you just eat what's given to you, yet you have uselessly high pride, deluding yourselves into thinking you're living independently while attacking those around you. In the world, people like you are collectively called surplus humans, or furthermore, 'human trash' with absolutely no value."
"You dog-like bit—."
"Excuse me. Could you please keep it down?"
As their voices grew louder, a man at the next table who couldn't take it anymore gave them a warning.
For the record, the ones being loud were the pigs. Sonya-ssi had been speaking quietly the whole time.
"H-how dare a Hannam-chung...!"
"If you want to prove you're not cowards, come and sit down. Or are you afraid of me?"
Trembling, they eventually shut their mouths and sat back down. I guess they won't run away because of their pride, but that's a mistake. They should have run away.
"Don't spout nonsense about sexual harassment or whatever, look at reality. Who is sexually harassing you? Who feels sexual arousal looking at you? Don't be delusional. It makes the people watching uncomfortable."
"Hoo... It's because of old farts like you that women's rights don't advance. Is being fat a crime? How much must you look down on women and judge them by their appearance to say something like that!"
Oh. So there was one who knew how to control their anger. Is she an elite kung-kwang (thumping/stomping feminist)?
"I told you to go to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to find your passport. Can't you understand?"
"That's not the passport I'm talking about!!"
"Then what? Are you talking about women's rights?"
"Yes! This country has drastically low women's rights due to the oppression of gender power held by men! It's a very irrational country where the gender equality index is a whopping 117th in the world—."
"Rights is a legal term. Do you know it better than me, a lawyer?"
"E-even if it's a legal term, it's sometimes used more comprehensively in actual practice! Like when talking about women's rights, for example."
"Exactly, that word 'right' itself is a legal term. A right is a 'legal' power that allows a person to obtain a certain special benefit. There's a limit to how comprehensively it can be used. Where is the women's rights low when there are no legal problems for women to be active in South Korea, and no 'legal elements' where they are discriminated against compared to men? Don't talk about advancing women's rights or whatever. Is this the 20th century?"
"No, I mean—."
"In the country of South Korea, you are legally guaranteed the right to be free from any difference or discrimination compared to men, and to do everything men do, so what are you whining about women's rights for? Then what should women in the Middle East, who truly lack women's rights, say? Should they say, 'We have low women's rights, just like Korean women who are perfectly guaranteed the same rights as men legally and are not infringed upon'? Don't you think that's rude to them?"
"That's not what I mean! Even if it's like that legally, it's not like that in society!!"
"Then you should fight against social prejudice, why bring up women's rights? Do you think you can only succeed by inciting people with such provocative words? Then that just means it's a movement without power from the start."
"Y-you're a woman too!!"
"So what? Just because I'm a woman, I have to go along with your pathetic logic? Is that the only way you can persuade people?"
"Ugh... You really have no knowledge! Go find and read some related books!"
"Why should I read those books? You should be the ones reading them to properly acquire that knowledge and think about teaching others. What kind of logic is that? Books are read by the people who spread them. Not by the people receiving them."
As expected of a lawyer, her debating skills are incredible.
The argument between the Three Little Pigs and Sonya-ssi continued after that.
For nearly several tens of minutes... They're amazing.
"Hoo... I can't talk to you!"
"As expected of a Hyungja. It was a completely useless time."
"Go suck a Hannam-chung's dick and die!"
Naturally, the logical victory goes to Sonya-ssi.
Since they didn't have any logic to begin with.
They seem to know that too, so they eventually try to back out first.
"What did you just say?"
"Hmph. What?"
"Didn't you just say something to me?"
"I said go suck a 6.9 Hannam-chung's dick and die!! Why? You were happily making personal attacks earlier, but now that you're on the receiving end, you feel bad? Aigoo, did you?"
"As expected of a logic-less Hyungja."
Sonya-ssi smiled bitterly.
Then, she took a square electronic device from her pocket and pressed a button.
[Go suck a Hannam-chung's dick and die!]
[What did you just say?]
[Hmph. What?]
[Didn't you just say something to me?]
[I said go suck a 6.9 Hannam-chung's dick and die!!]
"There. Yu-eun-ssi, you heard that, right?"
"Yes."
"I have just been severely insulted by you, and furthermore, sexually harassed, causing me immense mental distress, so I will be suing you."
"Wh-what, suddenly..."
"I, I was sexually harassed by that man too!!!"
"And the evidence?"
"M-my word is the evi—."
"No, not that. Something like this."
She shakes the voice recorder in her hand.
"Have you experienced how cold and scary reality is, and how cold the law is? With my connections and skills, ruining your lives is nothing."
"Th-this...!"
Perhaps because of the recorder, they can't speak properly.
"Now, shall we talk about the case properly?"
.
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The conversation with Spicy Rib House ended quite late.
It went on until 11 PM, which is when the cafe closed.
From that, I could understand Sonya-ssi's goal.
Her goal was the complete dissolution of the Spicy Rib House guild. And a terrifyingly scary goal of socially obliterating them so they could never regroup again. Using this, she even fixed the ridiculous case of the Spicy Rib Soup.
"Um... but Sonya-ssi."
"Yes."
"Is it possible?"
"Of course. Moving people without intelligence is an easy task."
"That's not it... um, didn't you say you would specially exempt those three? Is that possible?"
Sonya-ssi had 'ordered' the Three Little Pigs to incite site members to provoke a fight with the Spicy Rib House guild. She instructed them to make the situation big enough to become a full-scale legal battle, with mutual swearing and protests.
When they showed a hesitant reaction, Sonya-ssi promised that if they helped, she would use her connections and power to exempt them from all legal responsibility. And the Three Little Pigs believed that.
But honestly... there's no way that's possible, right?
"There's no way it's possible, right?"
"...."
As expected...
"Yuna is a talented child. A child with a bright future. I can't just leave the bitches who led such a Yuna down a useless path alone."
"Th-that's right, isn't it? As expected."
I can feel the immense anger embedded within her.
"Whether it's the Spicy Rib House or the Spicy Rib Soup, they're all going to be obliterated together while stupidly biting, tearing, and fighting each other. Socially or biologically."
"B-biologically too?"
This person is scary.
"More than that, it's late. I think I've taken up too much of your time. I can't even give you a ride..."
It takes quite a while to get to Gangnam from here. It wouldn't matter if it were one-way, but Sonya-ssi has to come back here. That would make it too late.
"Then, could I impose on you at Sonya-ssi's house?"
"Yes?"
"I'd like to meet your husband too."
"Hmm... alright then. I'll tell Yuna."
Oh yeah! I'm going to Sonya-ssi's house!!
Well, of course, doing something amazing today? Or building the Great Wall? That might be difficult. But still, this is something. I can at least get some information. Hehe.
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"Do you have any libido enhancers?"
The man ordered the item with his face flushed red.
Developed for the smooth sexual relations of middle-aged couples, this item boosts libido and stamina regardless of whether it's a woman or a man, and he intended to use it to improve their recently lackluster marital relations.
"It's 15,000 won."
"Here you go."
In fact, Sonya was not a sexually plain or old-fashioned woman. Rather, she was a woman who was quite active when she was active, but as she became rapidly busy a few years ago, their marital relations began to be neglected.
Naturally, the one going crazy was her husband.
Objectively, Sonya is an incredibly beautiful woman, and that remains the same even now that she is almost 50. Somehow, even without using items, she is boasting the beauty of someone in her early 20s.
If you have such a woman as your wife and cannot have relations, is there any greater pain than that?
"Hoo... for the first time in a while...!"
That is why he firmly believed her words that she would come home early and happily purchased the item.
Not knowing what kind of person is coming to his house....