1. On the fact that the people who fell with me don't listen to me.
1. On the fact that the people who fell with me don't listen to me.
What kind of situation is this right now?
Gong Byeong-sun, 22 years old. I definitely finished my stream yesterday, jerked off like 3 times while playing Asagi, read some manga, and went to sleep, but now I've woken up in some fucking stupid terrain floating in the sky. Furthermore, the biggest problem is that I think I know where I am.
It couldn't be that map popping into my head right now, could it?
I looked around and gazed at the man and woman who had fallen with me. I didn't know if they hadn't come to their senses yet or were just sleeping, but they weren't waking up. They've got some nerve; is it even possible to sleep that well when the sun is blazing down like this and there's no shade?
First, there was something I had to do before waking them up.
It was to confirm if this place was the one I was thinking of. The method of confirmation was simple. If it was the place I knew, I just had to check what was inside that wooden chest.
If there was a Lava Bucket and ice inside, then it was definitely the place I knew.
I carefully crawled over to avoid waking the man and woman sleeping, and opened the chest sitting quietly next to the tree. As expected, the chest wasn't locked and opened smoothly. When I checked inside, a wave of hot heat rushed out. There was one strange bucket filled with bright red lava.
"Why is there no ice?"
I panicked. Something was wrong. The fact that there was a Lava Bucket meant this place was indeed the one I was thinking of. But for that to be the case, there should have been ice in here too.
"Why is there no ice!"
But there wasn't any.
I fell into confusion. I wasn't calm, but it was a situation where I had to calm down. I don't know if it was fortunate or unfortunate in that regard, but the situation I was in was so absurd that I felt myself calming down quickly. If it had been a completely unknown street, or if I had fallen into some anime world I knew, I don't think I would have been able to calm down. At least the fact that I was on a carpet-shaped piece of dirt floating in mid-air helped me regain my senses quickly.
If I'm unlucky, I might not even last a few days and die.
That situation helped me pull myself together. First of all, since I wasn't the only one here, I looked at the man and woman whom I clearly recognized and swallowed hard. I still couldn't tell if this was a dream or reality, but I had to wake them up. If I had to overcome this situation alone, I felt like I would go crazy.
The woman looked to be in her early 30s. There was no way I couldn't recognize her. I had jerked off to this woman three times just last night. She was wearing a skin-tight purple suit and had black hair that grew down to her waist. Her body was voluptuous. Her breasts were the size of my head. She must have been braless, as I could see the protrusion rising right in the center of her chest. She was sleeping on her side, and through her tight, large pelvis, her crotch was exposed quite explicitly.
Igawa Asagi.
The protagonist of Taimanin Asagi.
The protagonist of the flagship work from a company famous for Japanese nukige.
A kunoichi who gets sexually tortured in all sorts of ways and even gets modified to have 3000x sensitivity.
Seriously, why is she here?
I decided to stop thinking there. I shook my head to clear my thoughts and looked at the man sleeping next to her.
His black hair was braided into a queue. He was wearing Chinese-style top and bottom clothing, and he was quite handsome. Actually, not just 'quite', but very. His body was very well-trained, confirming he was the character I knew. He was shorter than I thought. Shorter than Asagi.
Saotome Ranma.
A boy who went to China with his father for training, fell into Jusenkyo, and was cursed to become a boy when splashed with hot water and a girl when splashed with cold water.
Hmm...
I'm going to lose my mind!
"Aaaaaah!"
Seriously! Would it kill you to bring a somewhat normal character, or even a real person living on Earth! One is a kunoichi who is destined to become a female slave in most endings, and the other is a guy—or girl, I'm confused—who changes gender like a clownfish. While I was in such a state of confusion, I saw Asagi's eyes squint in response to my scream.
"Umm..."
"Hiiik!"
I quickly crawled back to where the tree was. That woman is someone who is fated to be fucked by orcs, tentacles, horses, or giant dildos after losing wrestling matches every single day, but to put it simply, she's a superhuman. Was she a speedster? It wasn't just that she was fast; she supposedly perceived 1 second for a normal person as 6 seconds for herself. Even excluding that, she was a master of martial arts, so it was obvious that if I, who only played games in the corner of my room, fought her, I would get beaten like a dog.
"Huk!"
While I watched, leaning against the tree, she must have sensed something was wrong, because Asagi sprang into the air from where she was like a coiled spring. It wasn't just a kip-up. I don't know how she launched herself that high, but Asagi spun once in the air and landed looking fucking cool.
"Oh... oh..."
"Who are you?"
Regardless of my admiration, Asagi, who had sprung to her feet, glared at me with her alluring eyes the moment she spotted me. I saw her fumbling at her waist; it looked like she was searching for her sword. But there was no sword. Asagi's eyes twitched slightly when she realized that the Akki-yukmun that should have been strapped to her waist was missing, but she didn't show me any signs of surprise.
Regardless of that, as soon as I felt that a superhuman was hostile toward me, I immediately knelt down.
"It's not me! It's not me!"
"What is not you?"
"I'm a normal person! A normal person!"
"Hmm..."
Asagi's eyes, glaring at me, didn't change, as if she didn't believe me. It was fortunate that she was at least a little distance away from me; if she had been close, I felt like she would have attacked me immediately and knocked me down first.
As expected! It's a good thing I ran backward first!
I let out a sigh of relief inwardly and continued to explain to Asagi, who was still glaring at me, with a pathetic expression.
"I woke up and I was here! I think I know where this is, but! I didn't kidnap you!"
"You think you know where this is? Where is this?"
Asagi showed a slightly, very slightly, interested expression at my words. It looked like she was keeping her composure. She didn't relax her guard against me, but just moved her eyes to observe the surroundings. Realizing that the place she was standing on was land floating in the sky, Asagi muttered quietly.
"A strange place."
"Ri..ri..ri..right? Right!? This looks like Sky Block!"
"Sky Block?"
Asagi narrowed her eyes at my answer. I quickly explained. If Asagi attacked, I was done for. That woman was a scary person who had killed people often.
"Uh... it's a game I play, and it's a map that appears in it..."
"Game? Map?"
She wants me to believe that? Asagi snorted while looking at me. My heart felt like it had dropped. Asagi didn't believe me. It seemed like she had become even more hostile.
"Really! Really! I swear on everything! Shall I pinky swear? Shall I pinky swear?"
I desperately explained, making the gesture where you clench your fist like you're holding a phone, extending only your thumb and pinky, then touching your pinky to your forehead and your thumb to your extended tongue. Asagi frowned at my action.
"What are you 'swearing'?"
Aaaargh! So frustrating! This alone is a free pass to clear your name in South Korea! Asagi doesn't know what the action I'm doing right now is.
"Ugh... why is it so noisy..."
"Aaaah! Another one is waking up!"
Was it because of my voice? Did I yell too loudly? The boy who looked exactly like Ranma frowned, then jerked his upper body up and rubbed his eyes with his forearms. He looks just like the manga! Ranma had a dazed expression for a moment with messy eyes, then saw Asagi looking down at him and jumped up just the same. And he took a fighting stance; it looked like he was about to use Chinese martial arts. It's been ages since people made a fuss about Chinese martial arts having no practical use! Is he different?
"Who are you! Did you come to attack me too!"
"What?"
At Ranma's words, Asagi started paying more attention to Ranma than to me. I felt my heart pounding. That bastard Ranma is just strong as a human being. Putting aside his body trained in various martial arts, because the manga itself is a comic-heavy manga, he's a crazy guy who nonchalantly commits all sorts of absurd acts. It's hard to judge accurately since I should never have to see him in real life, but if he moves exactly with that manga sensibility, he's actually more dangerous than Asagi.
"This isn't the Tendo Dojo, is it? Where is this? Did you drug me and drag me here?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
At Ranma's words, Asagi narrowed her eyes and started to be even more wary of Ranma. I despaired. If those two fight in this narrow space, I, the normal person next to them, am in more danger. I shouted desperately.
"W...wait!"
When I shouted, Ranma and Asagi, who were wary of each other, both looked at me. I was speechless at their menacing appearance.
"What is it?"
"And who are you."
"J...just don't fight and sit down! I can explain everything!"
I shouted with an urgent expression. They shouldn't waste their energy here. They shouldn't get hurt either. There's nothing here. If this is the Sky Block I know, from now on, we have to start surviving with just this one tree I'm leaning against.
Asagi and Ranma were looking at me with half-closed eyes. It was an expression that said, 'Let's hear what you have to say.' I swallowed hard. If those two turn hostile toward me, I'm the one with the lowest chance of survival here.