Chapter 24
Chapter 24
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 24
Chapter Title: Shall I Relieve You?
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"Sh-Shall I, uh, t-take care of your s-sexual needs!?"
A long, long time ago, on a certain day.
In a playground, some kids were goofing around, spouting all sorts of childish nonsense.
"What!?"
"Ah, I'm telling you for real. You wouldn't get it 'cause you're a girl, but if guys stay hard down there too long, it explodes!"
"Puhahaha! Girls really know nothing!"
A girl with a bandage on her cheek and a baseball bat in hand bellowed and started chasing the boys who were teasing her.
"Y-You idiots! I know all about that stuff!!"
"Gaaaaah! Saki's coming! The delinquent's after us!!"
"Run awaaay~!"
"If she catches us, we're dead!!"
[...dead!!]
[...!!]
[...!]
[...]
Rustle.
"Yaaawn... Kyaaah...! Feels like I had some weird dream..."
Saki rubbed her eyes as she woke from a nap in the clubroom after lunch and checked the time.
"Ah! It's already time to visit Yuu. Slept too long."
She hurriedly fixed her slightly smudged makeup and bolted out of the clubroom.
How long had it been since Saki arrived and he dozed off waiting for her?
Suddenly, a strange sensation stirred in his lower body.
"H-He's... asleep...?"
A ticklish, chilling feeling at the tip of his dick.
As if someone was gently stroking just below the glans with their fingertip...
"Nngh... What the...?"
"Hmph!?"
Whoosh!
When he sluggishly sat up, a blanket had somehow covered his lower half, where the odd feeling persisted. I slept without one 'cause it was hot...
He looked up to see Saki's face, drenched in sweat.
"Oh, what? It's you, Saki."
"Y-Yeah! Um! I-I'm here!"
What kinda speech pattern is that?
Anyway, glancing down, the blanket bulged like an A-frame tent. Yup, still hard.
Morning wood's a natural guy thing—nothing to be ashamed of.
...But what was that weird sensation earlier?
Lifting the blanket revealed his patient gown damp and darkened at the tip from leaking precum.
Wasn't a wet dream or anything, so no reason for it to leak on its own...
Which means someone actually touched my dick while I was asleep.
And there's only one person it could've been.
"Wh-Why are you staring like that?"
Her blatantly flustered reaction.
"Saki."
"Y-Yeah!"
"Did you touch my dick?"
"Gah?! Kkhk, cough! Cough cough!!"
"Here, drink some water."
She gulped down the water he handed her but kept panting for a while.
Standing there, hands on her knees, gasping for breath.
Maybe 'cause it was getting hot, she wore a white tank top. As she bent forward, panting, glimpses of pretty pink areolas peeked through the gaps. Her small chest meant no bra, leaving that delightful view.
Nice~ Flat chests have their own charm.
As he adjusted his gaze to zero in on her nipples, Saki suddenly flopped face-down on the floor.
"S-So, so sorry!! I thought you were pranking me, l-like you stuffed a goya in your pants or something...! Th-That was why I touched it a bit... I never dreamed it was the r-real th-"
Goya? Oh, bitter melon. That veggie that looks like a cucumber... popular in Japan.
"Hey, calm down. What're you even saying? Explain slowly."
Shivering.
"S-So... I got here to wake you up, but your pants were bulging... At first I thought it was really your, uh, thing... But no way something the size of my forearm could be that, so I poked it with my finger... It was w-warm... warm!! And some liquid came o-out-!"
So that's the cliché.
"Sigh... Hey, quit yelling. My ears hurt."
"Hmph!"
Well... not a bad feeling, really.
Lately she'd seemed kinda dumb, but Saki was still a character from a top-tier eroge.
In other words, a stunning beauty. A sub-heroine pretty enough to brag about.
Small tits, sure, but that added to her slender, elongated figure's appeal. Having a girl like that touch his dick? Thanks.
As he scratched his chin, pondering what to say, Saki shouted in a resolute voice.
"Kkh... After slandering you as a s-sex offender and talking shit, to do something like th-this! I-I'll atone with my death!! Seppuku right now!"
Her clan's the forest of actors or whatever? More like samurai forest.
He got off the bed and gently stroked the back of Saki's head as she trembled on the floor.
Stroke, stroke.
"Eep?"
"Hey, it's fine. Get up already. It's not like touching a dick wears it out. Friends can touch, right?"
"Gehik? Eh?"
Saki made weird glitchy noises.
Her mouth agape, dumbstruck expression staring up—it was hilarious.
"Hey, didn't you say on the phone earlier? A cutie would wake you up, so no freaking out."
"Y-Yeah, I did?"
"No guy would hate a cutie touching his dick, right?"
"H-Huh...?"
Hm. Pretty solid soothing.
Face beet red, Saki sprang up and slapped her hand to her hip.
"Uh-huh-haha! Of course! I am pretty, huh!"
Sitting squat on the floor, his gaze naturally fell to her knees—still flushed pink from kneeling dogeza moments ago.
"Hey, you got some dust on your legs."
Casually brushing it off with his hand...
"Kyaaah!"
Saki leaped back.
"Didn't know you could squeal like such a girl."
"Huff... huff..."
In an awkward stance, cradling her knees—the ones he'd just touched—with her palms. Who knew she was this funny?
Like a cornered herbivore clutching her knees, trembling—then snapping out of it, she struck her usual nonchalant pose, hand on hip.
"Ahem~ Thanks for dusting me off, friend. Heh heh heh...!"
"Sudden acting now?"
"Ahem! A theater club president must immerse in character anytime, anywhere!"
"Huh, impressive."
Clap clap clap.
She bowed exaggeratedly to his soulless applause, then waddled over awkwardly and sat in the folding chair by his bed.
That whole show was probably her effort to salvage the mood after her screw-up.
Her naughty handiwork aside, he wasn't upset... and her trying was admirable, so he'd let it slide.
"Ahem. So, what happened with Ren? You can consult me. Us girls know girls' hearts."
Chin up, arms crossed arrogantly—like her meekness never happened.
"Sheesh. Acting all high and mighty now?"
Saki smirked slyly, looking down at him.
"Hey hey, is that how you treat someone seeking advice~ Hmm~? Not answering?"
He stared up blankly and dropped it casually.
"...After secretly groping my dick."
Saki recoiled and meekly bowed her head.
"S-Sorry for being cheeky! As expected, seppuku-!"
"Kukuku... You idiot. Anyway, here's what happened-"
He recounted everything with Ren in a serious tone.
With both arms in casts, peeing was tough.
"Uh... yeah. Happens to guys."
Saki stayed composed until he mentioned asking Ren to help with it—then she yelped in shock.
"What!? You asked Ren for that? You're joking, right!?"
"Nope. Dead serious."
"Wait, asking a girl that would obviously ruin your relationship-"
"Nah. Ren actually helped."
"...What!?"
Even bigger shock than before. Her lips quivered.
"She t-touched that massive thing bare-handed...? The tame kitty on the hearth..."
She kept glancing at his crotch, muttering.
Snap! Snap!
He snapped his fingers to refocus her.
"Listen to the story first."
"Eek!? Y-Yeah! Right, so? What happened?"
"So she helped me pee three or four times."
"Three or four times!?"
"Yeah. She seemed committed since she'd promised. But last night, trouble hit."
"Last night...!"
Mention of nighttime made her eyes bulge, gaze locking back on his crotch.
Is her puberty still raging...?
Anyway, he continued.
"Around midnight? 1 a.m., I needed to pee again, so I asked Ren."
"Uh-huh... and?"
"We went to the bathroom together, she held it for me... but I'd been too busy lately, so it was backed up..."
"Backed... up?"
"Too long since I last came, so it got hard the moment she grabbed it."
"Erection!!"
Doesn't she get embarrassed yelling that loud?
"S-So... d-did you do it? Is that why Ren ran off?"
Gulp!
Swallowing hard, she huffed excitedly like a high school boy hearing a first-time story.
"Nah. Just peed while hard. Then suddenly Ren made excuses about studying at 1 a.m. and went home."
"Huh? Suddenly? Nothing happened, really?"
She tilted her head skeptically as he nodded, steam visibly fizzling out.
As a fellow girl, even she found the flow weird.
Should've been anger like "Why're you hard?!" and a fight, or a steamy vibe leading to sticky intimacy.
But abruptly burning with study fever and bolting? Hard to buy.
"Hmm. Beats me... Man, I boasted I'd counsel you, and now it's embarrassing."
"It's fine. Thanks for coming—eased the boredom."
The talk wrapped awkwardly, silence settling.
But her stare had been odd for a while.
His crotch.
Her gaze bored into it so intensely, if she had a skill like "Force ejaculation with eyes alone," he'd have blown already.
Why stare like that?
"H-Hey, Yuu. Um... it's still really backed up, right...?"
"Huh?"
Glancing down, his dick was still rock-hard.
Ah, that's why she'd kept eyeing it.
Thought it'd deflated naturally since he ignored it, but nope.
Saki covered her mouth, at a loss.
"Looks painful..."
It was.
"Tch. Kinda stiff."
"Isn't that dangerous?"
"Well... medically, prolonged erections can cause tissue necrosis."
"Eek? Necrosis? It rots!?"
Not entirely false.
Dudes mess up Viagra and get priapism horrors.
Not his case, though.
No drugs, so squats or stairs would fix it quick. Everyday for guys.
"Don't worry. Just some exercise and it'll-"
As he waved it off and tried to stand...
Saki blurted something weird.
"Hey! Sh-Shall I, uh, t-take care of your s-sexual needs!?"
Eh?
