Chapter 23
Chapter 23
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 23
Chapter Title: SakiSaki
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I summoned every ounce of nonexistent patriotism, blasting through all four verses of the anthem at 16x speed, but holding back the erection was getting harder by the second.
I've gotta wrap this up quick.
The important thing is to get Ren slowly used to my dick—it's not about her asking to help me pee and then suddenly pouncing on her to scare her off.
"Anyway, I'm really desperate here, so I'm gonna pee now, okay?"
"Y-Yes...!"
Shwaaa—
Since I'd actually been holding it in, the piss shot out like a showerhead, slamming straight into the toilet bowl.
"Huuu..."
"Th-That must've been really tough for you."
She nodded, still convinced I'd been genuinely suffering from needing to pee and had asked for her help.
Drip—
"...I'll clean you up now."
Ren tore off some toilet paper and dabbed at the lingering droplets on the tip of my dick.
She didn't know guys just shake it off and pull up their pants afterward, so she wiped it like she would her own parts.
She was really putting her all into it, racking her brain to do it right.
Aww, such a good girl.
Ren pulled my panties and pants back up, then washed her hands.
Looking dizzy or maybe just spaced out, she stumbled out of the bathroom.
Even I felt like the whirlwind pee service that had just blown through was a dream—what must it have been like for her?
The air in the hospital room had turned awkward.
And now, as the sun dipped below the horizon, the reddish twilight only made the atmosphere feel more charged.
"Ren?"
"Wh-Why? Ahem, what is it?"
Her voice cracked from nerves, so she cleared her throat and tried again.
"You've noticed I've been casually calling you by your first name, right, Tsumetai?"
"Y-Yeah..."
"I thought we were getting close, so I started doing it. Sorry if it bothered you. Might be silly to ask now, but can I keep calling you Ren from here on out?"
"...Sure. That's fine."
"Then you call me by my name too. In Korea, we're way more casual about first names than in Japan."
"Pfft... Trying to switch to first-name basis now?"
Proposing we use first names right after making her touch my dick? Yeah, it was kinda funny.
Was this what they called sex before love?
"Come on."
"Ahem. S-Sang-hyun."
"Not 'hweon,' it's 'hyeon.'"
"Hyeon."
"Try it again: Sang-hyeon."
"Sang-hweon."
"Puhahaha!"
"Ow...!"
The light teasing eased the mood bit by bit.
But then Ren said something I never saw coming.
"Um, Sang-hyeon?"
"Yeah?"
"Can I... sleep over tonight?"
Huh?
What did that mean?
"You're thinking something weird! It's not like that. Tomorrow's a holiday anyway, so... I figured I'd stay on the cot and take care of you."
Oh, that was it.
"Of course I'd love that. Thanks."
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Humans are creatures of forgetfulness and adaptation, huh?
Ren, who had been terrified at the sight of my dick at first, seemed to have gotten used to it already.
Adapting this quickly to servicing me—did that mean she had a real talent for it?
Put a maid outfit on her, and she'd be the perfect cool, expressionless maid type.
"Sigh..."
But damn, I had to pee again.
It was already 12:30 a.m.
I called out to her as she lay on the cot, scrolling on her smartphone.
"Um... Ren?"
"No way, again?"
"I drank a lot of water... Sorry."
"...Okay."
"As thanks, once I'm discharged, I'll buy you the most expensive crepe from your favorite crepe place."
"Huh...? How'd you know I like crepes?"
Oh crap.
I hadn't talked about that with Ren yet.
But I had a perfect scapegoat for times like this.
"Saki told me. She mentioned it."
Saki really was the ultimate cover. I'd have to treat her later too.
"Oh, got it. Okay then... Let's go get some together. Later."
Her mouth watered at the thought—she swallowed hard and got up.
Even doing this kind of service, she was such a devoted wife type.
"Alright, then... I'll help with that, so hurry up. Holding your pee too long can cause kidney stones or something."
Looks like she'd looked up reasons why holding pee is bad.
She seemed pretty comfortable with my dick now.
We headed to the bathroom again to boost her service skills even more, but this time, trouble struck.
Throb!
Even singing the anthem wasn't working anymore.
"H-Hiiik!?"
My body was a walking testosterone factory, and since possessing it, I hadn't even jerked off once.
With soft touches from a girl this cute coming one after another, there was no way I wouldn't get hard... Even restraint has its limits.
It was already bigger than most guys' full erections, but now at max hardness, it swelled another 1.5 times.
Nearly 25 cm of absurd size.
Statistically, that's top 0.01% worldwide, across all races.
And as an Asian, I had rigidity levels worlds apart from those floppy black dicks.
Black length, Asian stiffness...!
I was probably the world's strongest dick, no exaggeration.
Tremble tremble
Ren's hand shook as she gripped the middle of my fully erect shaft.
She trembled like a herbivore facing something utterly unbeatable, impossible to defy—and for some reason, it turned me on even more.
"Th-This... is... e-e-erect...?"
She stuttered like a scientist observing a phenomenon from textbooks for the first time in real life.
"Sorry. Been building up lately."
This wasn't planned, but no need for me to be embarrassed.
Better to act confident, normalize it as a natural bodily function, and avoid making things weird.
"B-Building... up? What does... that mean...?"
"Semen, obviously. Sperm, cum. You learned about it in health class, right?"
"Gasp...!"
Probably the first time hearing it so bluntly.
"When a guy's balls fill up with semen, he gets random erections. Body urging him to make babies ASAP."
She tilted her head, thinking, then her face lit up in horror.
"Wait—you mean Sang-hyeon wants to... m-make a baby right now!?"
"It's not like I choose to feel that urge—my body just goes into heat on its own. Guys can't help getting hard around pretty girls."
"D-Don't say weird stuff like that!"
"But saying you're pretty isn't a joke..."
"..."
She groaned but couldn't tear her eyes off my dick—like a human encountering a friendly dinosaur for the first time.
"Even when aroused, men don't lose their reason?"
Did she think I'd pounce any second?
"Pfft! Where'd you hear that? Of course not. Don't worry."
Relieved, she let out a soft sigh.
"Anyway, time to pee. Since it's hard, push down a bit from below."
"Y-You can pee... even when erect?"
"Yeah. Hurry."
"Ugh... D-Doing it. But it won't go down... "
"You can push harder."
"Really...? Doesn't it hurt?"
"It's fine. Just aim it firmly at the toilet."
"Even this much pressure...?"
If a passing nurse overheard, she'd freak—the conversation was that shocking.
After wrestling with my erect dick for a while, Ren finally seemed to get the knack for handling this extra-large meat joystick.
Shwaaa—
The piss blasted out even more forcefully in full erection mode.
Like always, she dabbed it clean with toilet paper.
"It doesn't hurt, right...?"
"Nope. Don't worry."
"It gets this big, huh... Does it think about making b-babies by itself...? That's why it gets hard...?"
Mumble mumble.
Ren muttered to herself.
I'd been worried when it happened, but at least she didn't seem disgusted. Phew.
What if I asked for a shower assist? Breast brush or body wash handjob— so many plays I wanted to try.
As I grinned to myself lost in pleasant fantasies, Ren's expression was different.
She fidgeted restlessly.
Hmm.
Maybe making her touch my erection was too intense an impression.
I was about to suggest a walk outside if she couldn't sleep when Ren spoke first.
"Ahem! I forgot—I have studying to do, so I'll head out now."
What?
"Huh? It's almost 1 a.m.—what studying all of a sudden—"
"A-Anyway! I'll come back tomorrow! I'll study and come back!"
Before I could stop her, she bolted out.
What studying out of nowhere?
The next morning came, but Ren still hadn't shown up.
Come to think of it, we still hadn't exchanged numbers.
Made her touch my erect dick and everything, but no phone numbers? Unreal.
*Ding!*
Right on cue, my phone's messenger pinged.
Not likely Ren had my number—who could it be?
Profile pic: her cheerfully waving from the stage.
Whoa, it's Saki.
Right, that makes sense.
Oof.
That stings.
It's a real mystery, though.
The vibe yesterday wasn't like she got scared of my dick and ran home or anything.
As someone attuned to my heroines' reactions, I wouldn't have misread her expression...
*Ding!*
She suddenly said she had to study and left—what could Ren possibly need to study right now?
"Heh heh."
Having a sunny heroine like her as a friend was a real perk.
What a fun friend.
Anyway, I'd consult with Saki when she got here.
Things weren't awkward between us, but I was curious why Ren vanished. Saki was friends with both of us—maybe she knew something.
I turned off my phone screen, lay back in bed, and closed my eyes.
Saki would wake me when she arrived...
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.
How long had I been asleep?
Suddenly, a strange sensation stirred in my lower body.
"Ar... are you... sleeping...?"