Chapter 28
Chapter 28
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 28
Chapter Title: Let's All Have an Afterparty Together!
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Women crying was basically just a basic skill.
In LoL terms, it's like Izreal Q.
In Eternal Return terms, it's Hyejin Q.
In StarCraft terms, it's attacking with a probe.
In human terms.
"It's like sweat, just... something that happens when you're tired... on that level."
Shockingly blunt words.
That one sentence.
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- For real?
- What did I just hear
- This stream's about to blow up
- Mungki, you wanna get more mail?
- Did this guy have some bad run-in with toxic big brother viewers?
- No, at this point, he's just a total scrub ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Mungpa Mail ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
The chat froze.
"...."
"...."
Discord froze too.
But he didn't care.
Showing any hint of regret or awkwardness here would only make it worse.
What to do in a situation like this.
"Everyone's tired and worn out, but from now on, Angel Captain Mungki will switch to Demon Captain Mungki mode. From this point, respond 'Evil!' to everything I say. Got it?"
Just push the concept straight ahead stubbornly.
Think of it as RP.
He'd done it solidly in GTA, so he could pull it off smoothly.
The only problem was.
'To loosen up this stiff atmosphere, Jjining Lady needs to play along at least a bit.'
If Jjining Lady started crying more or looked upset here, it was over.
But.
"Evil!"
- Gasp
- Nice
- Jjining's 'Evil' ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Whoa, she doesn't usually do this stuff
- Forcing a girl cam to say 'Evil' with sheer momentum ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Even the crying kid stops! Demon Coach Mungki ㄷㄷㄷㄷ
- Evil.Co.Mung
- Mung's Deep Talk Ep.1) Women squeezing out juice is just like sweating
- Why is it fact-based?
- Please refrain from facts
He'd believed in her.
That Jjining Lady would follow his lead!
'She was crying because she wanted to do well in the first place. It doesn't make sense for her to get sulky or change attitude just because I said a little something.'
She was crying because she wanted to do well but couldn't control it.
She'd given her all but it didn't go as planned, felt frustrated, like she was just causing trouble for others, angry at herself.
He understood completely.
"Mungki Captain! I'll do my best! Sniff, *hic*... *sniff*... *cough*, give me your orders!"
"Okay, got it. First off, stop sniffling so much—go blow your nose and clear it out."
"Got it!"
"The response is 'Evil!'"
"Evil!"
- You crazy bastard
- Hey, you fucking insane lowbie bastard
- Did you lose your mind?
- If viewer count is battle power, the gap between you and Jjining is at least 20x
- What's Mung Stock at right now?
- Ddarandda† Mung Stock 236
- Ddarandda† But it's been rising non-stop since that comment
- The ones coming in now aren't new viewers, they're scopes
- Dude ㅅ11ㅂ Jjining's room prez is in your viewer list right now, you madman ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- In the end, dragging in other rooms' prezes too
- Is this Monkey D. Mungpi?
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Monkey Mungpi
- ??? : Nami's crying? So what, it's your fault she can't do it
- ??? : Aaron was right, this bitch can't cut it
- Never lets a woman's tears slide, Alpa-no Mail, Strict Justice Mungka-inu ㄷㄷㄷ
- Just donut her heart right away~
- Your tears and my reason are in a perfect superior-subordinate relationship
Jjining Lady stopped crying to keep the stream vibe from turning weird and put on a bright face.
He noticed it right away and kept talking to boost her momentum.
"Looking at it now, I think the issue was I didn't assign roles to my comrades properly."
"Roles like what...?"
Hearing Dalgeun Sir's immediate question.
"If you've played folk games, you'd know—Terran has Marines and Medics, right?"
He laid out his meticulously planned strategy in his head in a way everyone could easily grasp.
"Jjining Lady as my Medic, Dalgeun Sir as Marine... and Bavin Lady as Dalgeun Sir's Medic. Oh, and FYI, Medics go first into dangerous zones. Everyone got it!"
"...Evil!"
"Evil!"
"Evil!"
Jjining Lady responded eagerly, followed by Dalgeun Sir and Bavin Lady.
Not bad. Morale wasn't dead yet.
Alright, time to head out energetically again.
"Good. If we stick to this plan, we'll wrap it up quick..."
- 항상_너뭐하닝 donated 100,000 won. Thank you!
[Not babying her just cuz she's crying and going strong is actually better ㅎㅎ Loving the watch]
"...Before we launch the plan, quick sponsor shoutout. Hangsang Neo Mwohanning! Thanks for the solid 100k—Deep Mung Kiss reaction incoming!"
"No, why is our room prez there...."
"But what's a Deep Mung Kiss?"
"Mungki Sir... why does that sound so suspiciously creepy?"
- Killing the flow then killing his own flow
- You a lowbie for real?
- From the plays, Moongchu must be a mega corp ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Speechless, just... impressive....
- Did he skip meds he should take or take ones he shouldn't?
- Tryna Q then suddenly Mung Kiss on cam ㅅ11ㅂ
Got a donation? Time to deliver.
+++++++
PUBG Chicken Mission: Hour 11.
Time when tension and morale should've tanked from repeated fails.
"Hang on, Medic 1... way... way too much ego?"
"Evil!"
"No, when the captain's taking fire, shouldn't the Medic step up and tank for him?"
"Sorry! Evil!"
"Is your life that precious? Don't you trust I'll revive you with Blue Chip Recall?"
"No! Evil!"
"Good, be more careful next time."
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Is this guy a lowbie?
- Dalgeun, this dude's no ordinary guy
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Proper discipline
- Wow, Jjining's got some personality as a girl cam, but he just tamed her
- "What, she's crying? So?" < From this reaction, Jjining suddenly super obedient ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- She was quick on the uptake before, now she's straight-up following like a good lil sis
Dalgeun was honestly shocked seeing the chat explode positively.
'This much? Mungki Sir's stream sense?'
How did someone like this stay a lowbie for 3 years.
Why no cam for 3 years.
Every thought crossed his mind.
This wit, viewer-taming skills, pulling big donations from other rooms' prezes, and that unreal face to top it off.
Perfect quadruple threat—why shine now?
Such thoughts aside for a moment.
"Ha... Marine 2, why so quiet? Captain's words not sinking in?"
"Ah, no! Was lost in thought!"
"Focus up. We'll finish before 12 hours for sure."
Captain Mung's strict command resumed.
If it was just concept with no skill, vibe would've been off.
*Click, bang!*
*Click, bang!*
*Ratta-tat-tat-tat-tat!*
- Whoa what?
- Pro gamer fr?
- Wait, he's supposed to suck ㅋㅋㅋ but he's nuts?
- Headshots from the start, insane
- Clean angle clears ㄷㄷ
- Bows good too ㄷ
- Panther nerfed but blasting clean
- Knows enemy spots like precog
- Hack?
- Godaim hack ㄷㄷㄷ
Chats even suspecting hacks—Mungki's skill was that nuts.
So Dalgeun was even more confused.
'...No, if he's this good, he could've cammed PUBG streams for min 1k viewers ages ago.'
What was he doing till now.
If sooner, they could've teamed up sooner.
Such thoughts as.
Finally.
"Exactly... one team left, Captain!"
One step from 10+ kill Chicken success.
"Acknowledged. Fully aware. Worst circle spot. Open field fight better... but it's pulling to their building camp."
Mungki briefed calmly, plotting tactics.
4v4 standoff—good thing enemies weren't aces.
No low-ground risk, positions safe.
How to play it.
Everyone wondering.
"Medics 1 and 2, bait and crash. I'll headshot anyone peeking to shoot."
Captain Mungki's call dropped.
- Gasp
- Bait strat with this?
- They'll be scattered, crash car to pull eyes then kill?
- But risky af
- 4 simultaneous one-taps? They don't seem pros but
- ㅋㅋㅋ Heads peeking a bit now
- Peekaboo but hmm
Right as viewers doubted.
"Gate of Babylon activate... come forth... my ultimate decisive weapon, Lynx."
Mungki suddenly started chanting solo.
++++++++
Lynx.
PUBG's supply-only ultimate decisive nuke, just 10 shots.
That beast met peak-form me? GG.
- Sick of the oppression and humiliation—time to return as Gun Emperor Mungki
- Sorry gramps, swore never Lynx again!
- My body is Lynx
"Lynx-inus... lead me to victory."
- But fr do you need this
- Jjining, Socrates, woman's tears are sweat, MongTube sub/like, skipping all steps for 200% 『Style』 Mungsaraki
- Slay
- Hey Mission Gold, you got tons of safe assets stacked
- Reason held stream 11 hrs? "Mission gold not ripe yet"
- Yeah yeah facts, bro waited till 10 mil ㅇㅇ
- Farewell megacorps, mere mortals big before Mungki cammed
- Ddarandda† Collab ongoing, overkill TAS mentions or sus disses = instant ban
- Nep
- Gasp
- ㅇㅈ
Four Lynx rounds left.
Four enemies left.
Gear irrelevant—Lynx headshot turns 'em to worms instantly.
Thus.
"Advance, Medics 1 and 2."
"Evil!"
No hesitation, sending comrades to death.
Knew enemies weren't great.
Meant stamina drop in final standoff.
Indeed.
*Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!*
Medics 1&2's car charged building—bullets rained instantly.
Gotta expose to shoot, that split-second peek.
*Bang!*
*Bang!*
Downs the two peeking from 2F in a flash.
*Vrooooom.*
Car hits target meantime.
They hop out, heading in.
That exact moment.
*Ratta-tat-tat-tat-tat!*
Remaining 2 on 1F unload on Medics 1&2.
Medics 1&2 die gruesomely.
But their sacrifice not wasted.
*Bang-bang!*
Clean two shots.
Result obvious.
【 WIN! WIN! WIN! Today's dog days chicken! 】
- God Mungki
- Mungcrates, good at PUBG too?
- Not just philosophy, gun skill solid
- Whoa, hack-level shots ㅋㅋㅋ
- Fr so good
- Aim search speed wtf? Possible?
- Mungki, you this cracked at shooters?
- Ddarandda† PUBG this talented, yet did Factoryio, no-oxygen stuff?
- Ddarandda† You madlad
- Wonder how he'd do in Eternal Return
Clean victory.
++++++
11 hours 36 min, PUBG Mission End.
Mission Success: 11.35 million won.
Practically pooled by the three megacorps.
But all knew Mungki enabled the win.
"250 each, rest 1.35 mil to Mungki?"
"Was gonna say that."
"Me too!"
The three megacorps decided to funnel extra to Mungki.
- Wholesome
- Makes sense tho
- Lowbie subsidies sweet ㅋㅋ
- Mungki earned his share
General agreement vibe.
But Jjining wasn't letting this flow slide.
"Mungki Sir."
"1.35 mil kiss too sweet and gra—huh?"
"Afterparty tomorrow? Meet up, grab drinks? Nearly 12 hrs comrades... and you got your cut, so treat big?"
"Ah... I really really wanna! But I live so far... like overseas level...."
"Viewers say Mungki to Hangang ~40 min, full Seoul round trip possible."
"...."
Grateful he stopped her tears, but couldn't just take it lying down?
Jjining thought so.
"Let's all have an afterparty together!"
Resolved to see this man IRL.
Same time.
Three megacorps' ripple spread community buzz on 10 mil mission.
Especially Jjining's cry spawning tons of clips.
[Title: Legendary Lynx Play from Today's Chicken Mission ㄷㄷ]
[OP: ㅇㅇ]
(Mungki clean 4-head final standoff clip)
Fr god
Aim search insane ㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴWhoa he's cracked
ㄴWhat cracked, obvious hack ffs
ㄴㄴHackdrug ㅇㅈ
ㄴBut hacks that blatant now? With 3 megacorps?
ㄴFrame-by-frame investigate?
ㄴPost to PubGal, they'll know hack or not
ㄴYou bored af, caught a big fish ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ
New suspicions quietly spreading.