Chapter 27
Chapter 27
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 27
Chapter Title: Life's Natural Enemy
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"Go, me? Actually go there?"
"Yeah, go check how many enemies there are, where they're positioned... and on the way back, snag some bullets if you can."
"...."
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jjining's panicking
First guy to treat me like this
Alpha male vs alpha female ㄷㄷ
Who'll win in this alpha showdown?
Jjining, crush him with your streamer clout
Look at her face, she's legit frozen in shock
First time she's gone stiff like this since seducing those four guys lolololol
Straight up Mungki [this dude's her counter and natural enemy]
What can ya do you're hot, but I'm handsome too
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jjining glanced at the chat reactions. The second she confirmed the vibe was good, she immediately prepped her character to move.
'PUBG... wait, didn't Mungki say he's about as bad as me? Thought he sucked.'
The thought crossed her mind. But it was way too late to back out now. She felt outmaneuvered right from the start.
So Jjining gripped her gun and slowly edged her character through the door where the enemies were.
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!
She got lit up instantly.
Early game, no proper looting yet. Even if their guns were trash, no vest meant she was toast.
Downed instantly lolololol
Worm mode activated right away
Jjining's cooked ㅇㅇ
Went in way too straight, shoulda Q'd and peeked side to side lol
She dropped to critical and started crawling on the floor.
"Mungki! Mungki! What now?!"
Jjining panicked but hoped the captain who planned this had some genius ace up his sleeve. He must have a strategy, predicted this far ahead, right?
That hope lasted a moment.
"Hmm, looks pretty dicey... they're better armed than us, so no engage, okay?"
"...?"
"Just kidding."
"Y-Yes?"
Mungki's words hit her like a slap to the back of the head.
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!
Critical slowed her movement. No escaping the enemy zone, and Jjining's character got full death confirmation.
"Mungki? Mungki? You can revive me, right? There's a way, yeah?"
"I'll never forget your sacrifice. Jjining... you were one hell of a scout. Like... a spotter or something?"
Paper plane treatment activated immediately
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jjining, maybe you dipping makes the chicken angle look better
Fr real lolololololol
Jjining, nah opponent's too shady
Dude's straight up moldy shady
Think we picked the wrong fight?
Hook's sunk deep ㅇㅇ beauty trap won't work
Absolute psycho, ditches the second she drops
And calmly looting her corpse??
Planned this from the jump...
At least snagged the blue chip from her box for her
"Jjining... sorry. But they're fighting inside the building... pump shotgun, I just had to have it."
Shotguns ruled close-quarters indoors, not field. But just ask for it then, why kill her on purpose?
Jjining wanted to clap back.
"No, just ask for it next time. Why the whole disaster...?"
Dalgeun voiced her thoughts perfectly. And the result?
"Oh, I'm kinda shy. Plus, wanted to roleplay a distant dad-daughter dynamic..."
She heard straight-up insane bullshit.
+++++++
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
You're a psycho lolololololol
You even want chicken that bad?
One down already, bootcamp grad?
Mungki Mungki, you could tank hard for this
"Don't worry, we're doing it."
PUBG had tons of maps, and they were on Sanhok. Tight map meant frequent fights, crowded spots. Most popular: Bootcamp. Where they were. And there.
'S1897 pump shotgun is god.'
Shotguns wrecked close range.
"Bootcamp grad, then safe rez for Jjining."
Enemies hiding one door away like before? Pump shotgun fixed that.
But Mungki, you suck ass at PUBG, where's this confidence from
You never eaten chicken before?
No backup plan, why now...
Doot da doot† but skill's trash too, what's your basis?
Chats from long-time viewers popped up. Yeah, they wouldn't get why. Hell, even I barely did.
'Just... feels like it'll work?'
Right after body swap, nailed a stalker with capoeira kick I'd never tried. Game skills probably skyrocketed too? No losses in Yorang Garden fights.
'And I felt it then, damn I shoot good.'
I-Mungnyong's M7, they chalked it to GTA. But live-sniping felt like aimbot hands. Right now even.
Peek, bang! Peek, bang!
Headshake peek with hipfire zoom, and boom. The two blood-sworn enemies who killed Jjining hit the deck.
"Jjining! Vengeance served!"
You basically killed her tho lololololol
Strategic death?
Strategic kill lolololololol
This premeditated murder vibes
Wiped two tho, let's get the other two ㅇㅇ
GTA shooting was sus too but damn he snaps
Pump wallbanging this clean outta nowhere
I rushed the door right after. Two down, but guns still on door. Indoor rush was suicide.
Tap. Bang! Bang!
"Whoa, all down?! Mungki, what the hell! Viewers said you sucked...?!"
"Dalgeun, can't trust chat too much. Watch only me, I'm the truth."
Current form? Clean sweep.
Whoa cz;
Snapping off
This make sense?
You ain't Mungki, imposter
Someone under the desk?
Hope it's me
Mungki ain't gay
But Gesaems are lolololololol
cz what otakus, your secret sauce dropped
c - crouch, z - prone, chain for no delay prone
Prone what's good?
Drop prone from stand, throws off aim instantly ㅇㅇ
Known trick but hard irl
Pubg pros explaining thx
PUBG's huge but newbies exist, grateful for the breakdowns.
"Chicken incoming fast."
Alright, quick win with this skill?
Click.
Pump shotgun loaded and ready.
+++++
Spoiler:
Chicken mission hour 7, still no entry lolololololol
Chicken this hard?
Plots always samey
Sanhok bootcamp Mungki pump wallbang grad] circle screwjob > rotate > sudden Bavin/Jjining/Dalgeun brainfart entry
Still broadcast turn?
Nearing 3AM, nowhere near circle
Snipers everywhere scary af
Ban all still hacks lol
Started hot, but 7 hours no chicken? Insane.
'No way?'
I even suspected rigging. My god-tier vs their trash. But 7 hours zero chickens?
Frequent fights unavoidable
Not all cracked ㅇㅇ;;;
Survival play could but lol
Need 10+ kills tho so balls deep ㅋㅋ
Fr not 1-kill sidequest
All thought safe assets? Mission pot 5mil now lol
Success = jackpot
Mentality hold Mungki
Mission deets hit after hour 1.
'Two noobs, one average... me, 10+ kill chicken.'
High diff but doable quick. Sandbag heavier than thought. Still fine. Grinding clout with big corps. Lining up with them was miracle.
Son Heung-min, Bong Joon-ho, BTS, me level. Just gaming with them was win.
Inflow donos sweet too.
[Anonymous donor 10,000 won. Thx!] [Take care of my kid plz.]
[Anonymous donor 10,000 won. Thx!] [GTA bonds too good]
'Maybe escape jokbal backfoot life.'
Jokbal front leg only. 8k gap killed large order life. Bye forever today.
Muttering inside.
"Alright! One more hard push?"
Boosting tired squad post-marathon, queuing up.
"Sorry... really sorry."
Sob, sob, sniffle.
"...?"
Jjining suddenly burst into tears.
+++++++
PUBG hour 7. No chicken sniff even.
Jjining knew she was the drag.
'First game joke... nah, first 2 hours fun times.'
But 7 hours same death loop, tension drop inevitable. Vets kept vibe up. But she thought it all her fault, skill tanking.
'If I clutched harder... solos, 1v1s... wins.'
Tension blanked brain, shaky hands unstoppable. Hated this self. No one blamed her.
'Ah... stick to girlcam...? No talent...?'
Every dark thought. Couldn't hold, tears exploded. Tried holding at first. But self-blame hit, dam burst.
"Sorry... really sorry... dragging cuz of me.... ugh... eung...."
Don't cry, ruins vibe more. Knew it, tears unstoppable.
"H-Huh? Jjining really crying?"
"Hic... no, Jjining don't cry. Ain't you, snipers/hacks."
Dalgeun and Bavin panicked, consoling.
"...But, Jjining."
"Y-Yes?"
Mungki addressed her straight. Not fluffy comfort, direct callout.
"Y-Yes...."
Jjining sniffled, tried responding best.
"Socrates said this."
"Yes?"
"Don't trust a woman's tears. When things don't go her way, crying is woman's nature."
"...."
Her tears vanished like magic.
"Don't appeal to emotions. I don't think you're dragging time. If you do, skip tears, watch PUBG noob guides. MungTube PUBG chicken tutorial drops later, link incoming."
"...."
Jjining, 22, lived off looks maxed. First time ever.
"And pro rule: fullcam triple split on cry, but... damn...."
She met her life's natural enemy.