Chapter 17
Chapter 17
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 17
Chapter Title: Plan X
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Let’s rewind time a bit.
The evening after wrapping up WWE with Lera.
Mungnyong’s Hostess Bar was still booming.
- Wow, the server gets better business as time passes and people have more money lol
- Being able to turn legal dating RP into straight-up hostess-customer play is genius
- Plus the boss is hot, so the girls are top-tier
- I like Mung-op best, clumsy clumsy
- Mung-op titty party ㅠㅠㅠ
“Today, I’ll head to work with Leruri, drop her off, then jump right back into business.”
- You crazy bastard, I said one Leruri is enough
- This is why you can’t trust hostess bars
- Puts the main cash cow on payroll and immediately hunts for another girl kekekeke
- Mungzuhara really runs customer management ruthlessly
- Is this the Mungzuhara who got the shop???
- We never should’ve given rental Mungchin that prosperity
- Here he comes at last, the boy who sells his body!
“The auto-hunting between staff is a nice bonus too.”
- Boss proudly watching the girls eat up dudes
- This feels kinda weird
- Dog
- Bitch
- Cut
- Whore
- You’re all getting Mungchud ㅇㅇ
The chat energy was solid too.
On top of that.
[Current Viewers: 312]
It even broke through 300 viewers.
- Ddarandda† Mung Stock opening at 312
- Smells like a pump-and-dump
- But is the manager the one hyping this?
- Real shady underground vibes kekekekeke
“By the way, why hasn’t our Mentor shown up? I was gonna give her a killer deal.”
I swear I messaged EV Lady, but maybe she’s skipping cuz she’s a cop?
But that didn’t add up—cops were already working here as hostesses.
‘Haven’t seen her in a while?’
As I pondered that while waiting for customers.
-“Um... are you open?”
“Welcome! This is Mungnyong’s Hostess Bar!”
Finally, the customer I’d been waiting for arrived.
My Mentor, the golden lifeline who boosted my room to 300 viewers.
Why’s she sneaking in so cautiously?
-“Eh... Chief?”
-“...Haha, EV Officer! You see everything here!”
-“Why is the Chief... a, a hostess?”
-“Put the small stuff aside and go have fun.”
-“Yes, sir!”
Right after spotting her boss’s secret side gig on the way to me.
EV—no, EV Officer—headed straight for me.
-“Mungnyong... what’s all this? You said you’d live right!”
“Mentor, this is my way... my own version of living right. Sit down first and let’s talk.”
- Sit down first and let’s talk (hands over menu)
- Hitting up the EV Lady who invited you too? Kekekekekeke
- Mentor and thug, such a weird vibe
- Reverse power dynamic?
EV Officer sat down.
And I naturally slid into the seat next to her.
- Isn’t that Leruri’s seat tho?
- Kekekekekekeke
- Leruri’s seat to EV...
- You’re really gonna get stabbed later, you madman
- Looks like you’re in over your head (adjusts glasses-)
- Ddarandda† When you said your livelihood was shaky and went part-time... was it construction?
- Nah, you’re a real hostess bar vet aren’t you
- Ahh, cool cool cool
I ignored the chat.
Got a solid unpaid slave now, no more chat backlash.
Time to RP freely.
-“What even are these menu items... joint shifts? Baby play? What are you trying to say... No, Mungnyong, you weren’t like this.”
“Had no choice. I’ve got debts... You saved me, Mentor... I tried living right, but it turned into this...”
-“Debts? What debts? How much? Enough to open a place like this?”
“Not enough to open this—it’s the debt itself. Got scammed, and this shop was left as collateral... Had to make use of it...”
-“No, but why... why a hostess bar...”
“Seemed fastest. You know I’ve got no skills... Just looks.”
- Just looks, agreed
- Something only hot guys can say
- “All I’m good at is being hot so hostess bar” kekekekeke
- And that face sells it, unreal
- Mung-op ㅠㅠ Your bullshit is so gross it’s driving me crazy
- Kinda wanna get a Mung-po right now tho ㅇㅇ
After a few hostess RPs, I had a formula for customers now.
1. Seat them and show the menu.
2. Chat naturally, share stories, slip in the debt reveal.
3. Stress that once debts are paid, I’m done with this crap forever.
4. Repeat with every customer, always throw in joint shifts as a service.
5. Do it for every naming customer.
They get immersed, and next day or day after, bring cash.
-“Mungnyong... you said no more debts, no more of this... Take this, sis is a hospital director, got money.”
Hospital Director Leruri.
-“You really not thinking gang? Close shop... Hell, just hang by me, hum along, match my rhythm.”
Gang Boss Barabin.
-“One more time, I’ll help you once more... Last time for real, okay? I believe in you, Mungnyong.”
Mentor EV.
And the minor ones who dropped forgettable sums.
Rough count: about 13.
Repeated the process.
Wished the server money was real cash.
‘Ah... Easily over 200 million.’
In just three days, Hostess Bar RP netted about 250 million total.
Insane.
Shop debt? Didn’t exist, so basically money printing.
And it didn’t end there.
“Alright, hostesses, taking 10% commission.”
-“Ah, can’t we skip daily and do it all at once?”
“No can do. Daily settlements keep things clean.”
Add the commissions from the four hostesses’ gigs.
- Wow, first to top 300 mil in three days on RP server
- Everyone else did hostess RP this hard?
- But where’d they get that cash so quick to dump here...
- From hard workers to robbing whales... nuts
- Minimum thousands per head kekekekekeke
My wealth snowballed.
Server had about a week and four days left.
Perfect amount to ditch Hostess Bar RP and start fresh.
‘Gotta rotate RP periodically so viewers don’t get bored and stick around.’
Over 300 viewers now.
Push steady, hit four digits on my own someday.
‘Keep...! Keep grinding hard.’
But I made a huge mistake here.
Or rather, overlooked the biggest core element.
It wasn’t just effort for RP.
-“...Mungnyong, why ignore my calls? Why not come to work with me? Saw you were late today... Debts paid now, no need for the shop anymore, right?”
Not just me.
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Crackle, crackle.
Whoosh.
Crackle, crackle.
Whoosh.
Mungnyong’s Hostess Bar was on fire.
Sign melted away ages ago.
Building tagged uninhabitable inside long ago.
Game-wise, damaged buildings weren’t fully unusable.
But repairs took at least three days.
“Who the hell...?”
- That’s why I said don’t skip day shifts That’s why I said don’t skip day shifts That’s why I said don’t skip day shifts That’s why I said don’t skip day shifts That’s why I said don’t skip day shifts That’s why I said don’t skip day shifts?
- Open during the day I said Open during the day I said Open during the day I said Open during the day I said Open during the day I said Open during the day I said
- [spam laughter variations]
- Ddarandda† ㅉㅉ Why stick to 6pm opens lol
- But late entry was lucky this time?
- Kekeke if you were in there early you’d be toast fr ㅇㅇ
Viewers enjoying my shock, me still clueless.
‘Lera? EV? Barabin? Banji? Or the forgettable big spenders?’
Who torched my shop.
Who issued the three-day business death sentence.
Curiosity cleared quick.
- Anonymous donor 1,000 won donated. Thanks!
[ Thought playing hostess and stringing girls along would leave you unscathed? In GTA with guns and bombs? Lol ]
- Anonymous donor 1,000 won donated. Thanks!
[ The girls you strung along... Sweet karma from their wrath ㅇㅇ ]
“...Thanks for the two 1,000-won donations. Wait, so... you’re saying my girls did this?”
- Why still think they’re your girls
- Mungki, bail now, peel out in that car
- You could get limbs torn off fr
Snapping out of it.
Riiiing.
Phone rang.
“Hello?”
Picked up.
-“Mungnyong, debts paid, right? Went to the shop... you weren’t there. Thought I’d wait? But why... so many other girls waiting for you?”
“....”
Hospital Director Leruri cut straight to it.
-“Cat got your tongue? Can I keep going? Who’s EV? Ring? Bung? Who’s she... Barabin who? So many questions.”
-“Did joint shifts twice so won’t anymore... What now? Where you at, doing what?”
-“Shop looks unneeded... So I burned it. Or should I say we? Lots of your staff’s hostesses got burned too.”
-“Nah, not burned—strung along?”
That’s when I got it.
Ah, I’m not the only one serious about RP.
Even more than me.
Corporate pros acting it out flawlessly.
‘Misread it.’
Not a solo game.
Rip NPC cash, shut mouth, turn away—end! No such thing.
-“But hey, to be clear, you’re the one who strung along...”
-“Dumping’s my call?”
-“Nah, ours? Anyway, coming to get you soon. Stay put.”
Click.
Call ended.
“Wait, seriously?”
- Thought no consequences to this shit? Kekekekekeke
- This dude’s got no backup
- Or no brain to think ahead
- Time for that? Lol hide at map edge asap
- Seriously? You strung them lol kekekeke
- Strung along, sucked cash, agreed kekekekekeke
- Ddarandda† Yeah strung too hard kekekekekeke
Told to stay put.
No plans to.
‘Crazy.’
Never obey that.
Silver lining amid chaos.
Beep beep.
Cars summoned by owners, not always there.
Mine intact, drivable.
“First... gotta run, but where to?”
Hopped in, started driving.
Riiiing.
Phone again.
“Hello?”
-“Mungnyong, it’s me, EV.”
“Ah, aaaa...! Mentor!”
-“Huh? Weird? Yesterday you called me EV, said I seemed girly. Why Mentor now? Strange?”
“....”
-“Car now? Background noisy?”
“Uh, uhhh... Y-yeah... Driving.”
-“Ah... you figured it out?”
- Gasp
- Gasp
- Gasp
- She saw you?
- Hate quick Mungki for this
- This is how I started hostess and went bust
- Thanks for loving I-Mungnyong
- Hostess arc -complete-
Who knew they’d RP betrayed hostess victims this deep.
Beyond imagination.
‘No, wait... My hostess RP too perfect...? Easy to immerse, natural flow?’
RP success, so good or bad?
No time to dwell.
Unquestionable positive.
Why?
[Current Viewers: 843]
- Ddarandda† Mung Stock 843!!!!!!!
- Turret spin Turret spin Turret spin Turret spin Turret spin Turret spin Turret spin Turret spin Turret spin Turret spin Turret spin
- Better quit than watch Mungki go mainstream ㅇㅇ Better quit than watch Mungki go mainstream ㅇㅇ Better quit than watch Mungki go mainstream ㅇㅇ Better quit than watch Mungki go mainstream ㅇㅇ
- Yeah right pump-and-dump don’t trust Yeah right pump-and-dump don’t trust Yeah right pump-and-dump don’t trust Yeah right pump-and-dump don’t trust Yeah right pump-and-dump don’t trust
- Trump scam anyway ㅇㅇ Mungcoin crashes for sure
- Everyone just here to see how Mungki dies lol
- This fucker’s done
Viewers exploded again.
Clear sign of big corp entanglement.
“Figured... figured what out?”
-“Didn’t wanna go this far, but you’re fleeing, so I gotta decide.”
“What decision?!”
-“...I-Mungnyong, guilty of marriage fraud, romance scams, etc., is now wanted. Capture alive!”
Click.
Call ended.
Even snagged Gang Boss Barabin, so gang hunt live streams vowing to find and kill me.
- So all the scammed girls chasing Mungki?
- That’s it
- Mungzuhara oh...
- Real actor huh
- Real hostess bar
- Was fun, good work
- Going out flashy
- That’s why no tentacles on gigs ffs kekekekeke
“Not tentacles—gigs span sites. Building apartments? One unit? Nah, many.”
- Kyaa kekekekekeke
- While fleeing kekekekekeke
- Kekekekekeke
- Mouth still alive kekekekeke
- Lucky, big corp multi-sites kekekekekekeke
“Plan E... no, F? Anyway... Next, Mungnyong Construction?”
- What’s the point of money if you can’t spend, madlad kekekekekeke
“Nah, gonna spend it all.”
Chatting with viewers casually.
Beep beep beep beep.
Weee-oo weee-oo weee-oo weee-oo-
Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
Varied sounds from behind.
Cop sirens, ambulances, modded engines.
“Ha... perfect day to die.”
Felt like saying it.
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How far did I run?
Dodged crowds with pro driving.
Realized it wasn’t the answer.
We’d meet eventually.
Keep fleeing, viewers bore.
Time for conclusion.
Screeech!
- Why stop suddenly
- Finally snapped
Thud thud thud.
I-Mungnyong stops driving per my controls.
Steps out nimbly.
Parked on top.
- ?
- Whatcha doing
- ?
- Mad?
- Just gonna go?
- Bungee no rope?
Viewer confusion.
Panic at my sudden move.
This moment.
“Starting the I-Mungnyong Girlfriend Summit now.”
Activated Plan X.
“Anyone who wants to be my girlfriend, take a seat.”
I’m hot, right?
You’re still hooked.
Hey, it’s me, I-Mungnyong.
Fleeing girls? Impossible.
“Leche cosplay gets bonus points.”