Chapter 16
Chapter 16
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 16
Chapter Title: Who the Hell Is It?
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Who the hell is it?
-"Whisper it in my ear."
"...Uh... Wh-what?"
- ㄷㄷ
- ㄷㄷ
- Such boldness ㄷㄷ
- Whisper it in my ear, she says
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Lera's the one freaking out instead ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Hospital Director Leruri experiences her first major panic in life
- Hospital Director's RP actually breaking ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
"Wh-how am I supposed to say that...!"
Lera, who'd gone all-in on WWE, felt her RP on the verge of collapse for the first time.
Honestly, this kind of thing needed to be washed repeatedly between the parties involved.
That way, it ends up feeling trivial later on.
She'd tossed it out for fun on purpose, but she hadn't expected the other side to react this strongly.
'Plus, it was partly to flush out and ban the toxic viewers in Mungki's stream.'
But the reaction was fiercer than expected.
Like, she's taking it this seriously?
In fact, Lera's VTuber character was shaking all over, visibly flustered.
And on top of that.
-"If you can't say it properly... how about we grab a drink and chat? Sis, wanna sit down comfortably and check the menu first? Standing too long hurts the legs."
With the natural segue, Leruri's character clumsily grabbed a table and sat down.
"Uh, uh? Sit first... Wait, there's a real menu... a real menu?!"
-"Did you think it was fake?"
The shocked voice filled the screen, along with.
[★Mungnyong's Hostess Bar Menu★]
Heartfelt counseling - Market price
Wholehearted meal sharing - Market price
Full-effort skinship - Market price
Sweet commute together if it's with you - Market price (separate consultation with the cast member)
Baby treatment for the weary and worn-out you - Market price (dedicated cast member available)
@@@@Absolutely no unauthorized reposting@@@@
@@@For reposts, consult Mungnyong@@@
@@All payments due after service! No prepayments!@@
@Any complaints? Come find Mungnyong!@
"...What the hell is this?"
It was exactly as it read—menus that made you question if you were understanding right.
- Insane ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Wholehearted skinship? What even ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Dedicated baby play cast? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Mandatory post-pay is straight-up scammy ㅅ1ㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Market price so no real numbers + must pay after ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- This is peak scam combo, totally unhinged
- Demon vibes ㄷㄷㄷ
- Even in GTA spots, booze has price caps, so this... ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Lera nearly broke her RP right there.
As a rich hospital director type, she should've played it cool or familiar.
But the menu's raw sincerity froze her brain for a sec.
"Uh, uhhh... wha-buh-buh..."
Her VTuber character wobbled wildly, screaming full panic to anyone watching.
-"Can't decide? Want me to pick? Our Leruri... as hospital director, you've had tons of tough work, right?"
"Uh, y-yeah...?"
-"So, baby play? I've got the dedicated spot for it."
"Y-you?"
-"Only the boss can treat every guest like a baby."
Just then, I-Moongryong's character slid naturally into the seat beside her, arm around her shoulders.
Then that arm slid down to her waist.
Whoosh.
Distance closed in a flash.
-"Overthink it and just order drinks when ready... come back next time. Everyone's awkward at first."
"Wh-where you going? Why talk like you're leaving?"
-"Oh, gotta dash if a baby play guest calls... I'd love to stay by Ruri, but work's crazy."
"So... if I do the baby play... pick you as dedicated... you'll stay by my side forever?"
-"Yup. But no need to force it—take it slow... just enjoy tonight and head out."
In that brief exchange.
Hospital Director Leruri felt herself slowly falling for I-Moongryong's character's charm.
She knew she shouldn't.
Knew it screamed expensive at first glance—this guy getting so close then suddenly pulling away.
"No... don't go. I'll do it. Baby play... I'll pick you. Don't let go of this hand."
An insane urge to cling gripped her.
+++++
- Breaking) Moong Peak breaks 500!!!!!!!
- Screeeeech! Screeeeech! Screeeeech! Screeeeech! Screeeeech!
- Isn't it Mung Stock now, not Moong Peak? Isn't it Mung Stock now, not Moong Peak? Isn't it Mung Stock now, not Moong Peak? Isn't it Mung Stock now, not Moong Peak?
- No black sheep who didn't buy the dip? No black sheep who didn't buy the dip? No black sheep who didn't buy the dip? No black sheep who didn't buy the dip? No black sheep who didn't buy the dip?
- Mung Stock official) "Mars fuckwits dreaming of black hole conquest"
- Muuuungkiiiiii!!!! Muuuungkiiiiiiiiii!!!
- Baby cries baby cries baby cries baby cries baby cries
- Baby meal prep baby meal prep baby meal prep baby meal prep baby meal prep baby meal prep baby meal prep
- Newbies who just hopped in, I get you're here for fun but "gtfo"
- Crazy fucks who never watched before are so damn loud, I've been here from the start, promoted it, donated, followed, watched from your low-viewer days, I'm special, you're just bored polluting chat
- Unless you survived 20hr no-cam no-mic famines, all gtfo plz Unless you survived 20hr no-cam no-mic famines, all gtfo plz Unless you survived 20hr no-cam no-mic famines, all gtfo plz Unless you survived 20hr no-cam no-mic famines, all gtfo plz
Who the hell are these guys—happy my stream's blowing up or pissed?
They begged me not to quit before, now viewers spike and this shit.
'Gotta rein these fuckers in hard someday.'
But not now.
Because.
"You gonna do it? Name me? Order the baby play?"
- "...Yeah."
Now was prime time to crush the RP.
Inflows were pouring precisely because of it.
The four corporate dudes under me.
And Lera, Garden's #1, naming me 1:1.
That synergy was smashing insane viewer numbers.
- Mung Stock breaks 800!!!!!!!!
- Too OP!!!
- Aaah, at these numbers she'll ask me to partner stream!!!
- 영
- 차
- 영
- 차
- 영
- 차
- My name is Mungki! Viewer count hyper erection!
- From the start, no one stood in Garden. Not you, not me, not even gods. But that unbearable heavenly throne's void ends now. From here... I stand in Garden.
- So this is Garden viewer highs
- Mungki, you should've never turned on cam
- Mungki... wanna control viewer count?
'No way, 800 viewers?'
[Current viewers: 873]
Insane. Fucking insane.
First time hitting this in any stream.
I knew it wouldn't last.
Once this peak died, it'd drop below half of half.
'But hitting it matters.'
Sniffed the top or not.
Huge difference for future streams.
Sure, calling 800 "the top" is funny.
But first-time high felt epic.
-"So what’s baby play usually? What do I do?"
"Nothing. Absolutely nothing. We can just chill like this... or take a casual drive together...."
-"Drive? You got a car?"
"Yeah, duh. Does my baby want a drive?"
And the RP rolled on.
Baby + drive mention hit.
- Baby ㅇㅈㄹ
- Baby to Lera ㅇㅈㄹ
- Know it's RP but hmm;
- Hmm; ㅇㅈㄹ
- Tsk;
- This okay normally?
- This normal?
Lera's toxic loyal fans appeared like they'd been waiting.
- What you gonna do, Mungki's 190cm Pacific shoulders, looks like he'd wreck in a fight, how you toxic fans gonna handle ㅋ
- Uncomfy? Fix your posture, maybe bad viewing angle ㅋ Sit comfy folks~
- Hostess bar RP boss came personally, what? M7 full-body scrub? ㅋㅋ
- Ffs Mungki ain't watching "view only I can have" so why this bullshit ㅋ Uncomfy? Jack off and gtfo plz
Existing factions fired back instantly.
This'd spark chat wars between viewers, killing stream focus.
But right then.
- Ttaranteu nim 1,000 won donation—thanks.
[ Mungki gimme mod quick, I'll clean chat, you RP ㅇㅇ ]
A viewer stepped up as firefighter.
'Ha... trust him?'
Ttaranteu.
Didn't name-drop to avoid nepo vibes.
But a vet who survived my 20hr no-cam no-mic hell.
One of the few who'd stuck through 3 years.
'He's just chatted fine so far... gotta trust.'
- Delegated manager to Ttaranteu nim.
Handed the band to my trusty lurker mod.
Confirmed chat normalizing real-time.
-"N-no, drive... later when you head to work... can we do the together commute... thing?"
"Duh. You're a precious guest, sis—so special service, free for you."
-"For real?! You sure? Won't tire you out?"
"For my baby? I'd do anything—this is easy."
- But all market price anyway, so commute together < just bundle into baby play no?
- Gasp
- Gasp
- Gasp
- Enlightened
- M7 front and center
- This why Mungki hates quick-witted viewers
- Anyway Leruri kinda cute?ish?
- Yeah yeah rich clueless hospital director getting fleeced by VIP hostess spot
- Third-rate get third-rate cons, first-rate get first-rate
- Rich hospital director? ㅋ Rich hostess bar regular ㅇㅇ
- Got shop, car, some cash—but missing one thing? Your "money vein"
Kept RP flowing.
Hostess bar RP was all flirty nibbles to extract cash.
Like.
"Ah, hold up... gotta check a text."
-"Text? Why? Somethin'? Face dropped."
"Nah, just... bank? Quick check."
-"Bank? Why bank? You got loans?"
"This... shop and all... truth is, ex-boss surgery'd me, debt attached...."
-"What?! That's why you're in hostess work?"
"No skills... I just... pay off debt and quit this shit, live forever with sis... ah, forget I said that."
Slow-build sob story.
- Mungki that face + lines hits different
- Looks legit hostess, no prior experience right?
- Too good's a problem
- Hostess RP + that face = doomed ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Hope you don't trade on looks
- Ttaranteu† But ignoring chat fully to flirt pisses me off ngl ㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Real unpaid slave ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Huh? What? Said 500k/month if stuck?
- ㅇㅈ
- But scarily matches real hostess sob stories
- ㄹㅇ?
- Usually "didn't choose this, debt forced it... quit after debt" ㅋㅋ
- Rich guests fall on purpose, this too? 몰?루?
- What era's that 몰루, wrong
Satisfied with stabilized chat.
Rechecked my RP.
'Demanding cash now is amateur.'
Not grabbing guest's money. No.
First, make her not feel like a "guest."
Hostess bar rule #1.
Hostess bar.
'Makes guest think they're special... only they can save me... plant that narrative deep.'
Ain't about fleecing money.
Stealing hearts—that's true hostess.
So.
-"No, I can handle it!"
"No. Don't. Leruri, you do and I never see you again. Don't even think my debt—play casual here then back to work."
- "...."
"Commute with me. Told ya, no charge for you."
-"Why?"
"You're the first... first I ever approached."
RP spiced just right.
"And... that's it for tonight. Go."
-"Wha—sudden?"
"Work tomorrow. It's dawn already. Sleep, then commute together—you gotta go now?"
-"Uh... yeah... got it!"
Cut Leruri-I-Moongryong guest-hostess RP short, no dragging.
Ran shop a few more hours.
Once Mungnyong's Hostess Bar RP juice dried up.
"Hmm, time to end stream."
Empty shop—end-stream pose.
- ?
- ?
- Sudden?
- No guests so you bounce too? Lame
- Get another job already
- Mung-op ㅠㅠ No hostess, join cops or gang plz
"No cops here... gang maybe but... nah, tough."
- So make the tough easy ㅋ
- Breaking) Moong Peak 256 ㅠ,ㅠ
- ㅅ1 Even bigger streamers than you got more viewers and stream, why end?
- 800 to 256... pure pump n dump
- Still huge remainder tho
- No black sheep who held peak ㅠㅠ
- You got topped and bagheld
Gauged vibe via chats.
"Anyway, did plenty—ending for real."
Reaffirmed end-stream.
- Mungki end pose makes me wanna grab collar and smack, Mungchu ㅋㅋ
- Sneaky Mungchu bait ㅋ But ㅁㅊ
- Ease up Mungchu bait but ㅁㅊ ㅋㅋ
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ
Hate me ending, but.
Real reason to end this time.
"Dead serious—starting MongTube. Upload this hostess RP for spillover views, gotta suck those up."
- But that's doomed?
- Big corp YT editors upload near stream-end if fast
- Manager clips VODs, passes to editor ㅋㅋ Basically live-editing, how you snag inflows
"That's why I'm hiring editor too—already got manager."
- Ttaranteu† ? Wasn't temp?
"You kill it, chat quality top. Keep going."
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Conscripted
- Then before end, drop channel name
Yeah, this much fine.
Boldly dropped my edgy channel name.
"MongTube—dope, right?"
- Straight trash you fuck
- Sense is trash
- Basic af zero fun
- When you shedding low-tier stink ㅠㅠ
Seeing them love it? Proud.
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Four days since opening Mungnyong's Hostess Bar.
Hopped server today, fired up to run shop.
Instantly saw.
"Ah."
Mungnyong's Hostess Bar.
"Aaaaaaaaah!"
Rat-a-tat-tat.
Roooar.
- Mmm~ ace burning smell~
- So fragrant
- Checked fire spot—it's my house?
- Donut spot here?
- Love that sweet Whitebeard filling
- Make ace plz~
- Karma karma
Burning to the ground.
But suspects for arson?
"Who... who the hell started the fire?"
Way too many to guess.