Chapter 12
Chapter 12
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 12
Chapter Title: Can't Reel in the Big Fish Properly
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I can't properly hook this bait?
RP must be maintained rigorously, or you'll get a server-wide warning if you break it.
Viewers knew this, and so did the streaming communities.
So the Mungki-Banji crying incident wasn't unfolding in a bad direction at all.
[GTA Server: Romantic RP Alive from Day One]
[Posted by: Hambungkyeong]
While watching Banji's stream, saw the hostess bar hopeful—I-Mungnyong—and it was fucking hilarious lolololol
(Video of I-Mungnyong immediately beating her up after she says she has no money)
All sweet like "I can comfort you since I'm so handsome,"
But then she says no money and he just straight-up smashes the bitch lololol
ㄴBut isn't this what made her cry?
ㄴShe was startled and teared up a bit, not full-on bawling.
ㄴHonestly, isn't the crybaby the one at fault? She almost broke the RP, ffs.
ㄴNo, he preemptively punched first when she said no money, and she took it—what more does she want?
ㄴFr.
ㄴLike, should he have gone "Oh, no money? Pay next time" and ended it boringly? Lol on an RP server?
ㄴIf you get in Romantic Hostess Bar Taxi, you gotta be prepared for it.
[Don't Compare RP Server to Real Personalities]
[Posted by: Doongdoongtam]
It's an alt, so they go bolder and can straight-talk without holding back.
Crying over it and asking why? That's funny in itself.
GTA's got guns, drugs, all that shit—it's fair game.
Hell, you could straight-up call her a Commie and smack her, right? Lol.
Unnecessarily like "The Commie cried~" and now the simps swarm to dox lol, hate those fkers.
ㄴFr, these assholes remote-control everything and kill all the fun RP.
ㄴAsshole trait: High-stakes RP gone? "Server's dead, boring" bullshit starts.
ㄴㄴFr lmfaooooo
[The Moment "Commie Cried" Drops, Simps Swarm to Dox lol]
[Posted by: Jjutjangs]
Not defending the simps, so fuck off if you don't like it lololol
Shit that happens on RP server gets solved on RP server.
Unless it's real-life beef turning into UFC, yeah.
Bitching over that? Remote-control bullshit~
If you're gonna complain, make and run your own server plz ㅠㅠ
ㄴOne thing not to your liking and you spam the gallery like bitches, wanna smack em lol
ㄴㅇㅈlolololol
ㄴGallery's got more idiots lately, guess I've been gallerying too long.
ㄴㄴAren't you hardcore?
ㄴㄴOops lolol
[Who's Mad Right Now]
Mungki diligently living as a low-tier streamer with strict RP < Nope
Banji startled from the start, tears a trickle < Nope
The simp creepily admiring Banji with twisted feelings
That's you lolololol
ㄴGasp
ㄴGasp
ㄴGasp
ㄴYou nailed the core.
ㄴDamn, your roast cuts deep... so deep...
ㄴYou sound like an AI observer spotting the core algorithm.
It drew massive positive interest from viewers, like finding a new toy.
And understandably so.
From the viewers' perspective, more clowns meant more fun, obviously.
The mainstream view was that RP server incidents should be handled in RP.
In truth, only a few toxic viewers were making noise.
Even Banji, who shed a few tears, took it in great humor.
"No way, I got played, right...? And now I'm in debt too?"
- You got worked.
- Exactly, shoulda taken a normal cab, not Hostess Bar Taxi.
"I didn't know Hostess Bar Taxi was *this* full-on Hostess Bar Taxi."
- lololololol
- ㅇㅈlolololol
"But I got assaulted, so should I call the cops?"
- ㅇㅈ
- Yeah
- Duh
- Call the cops now
- Didn't expect cop work on day one
- Someone's already nailing RP.
- Romantic Hostess Bar Taxi < What kinda elementary school setup is this?
"Whatever! Call the cops!"
- This is it lololololol
- Banji Day 1: Assaulted by Hostess Bar Taxi in 10 mins, calls cops.
- ㅇㄱ crazy? Lololololol
+++++
-"Y-Yes? How's the cab fare 30k...? We barely went anywhere?"
"No, no no no, what're you talking about? I listened to your story, helped with your troubles. Why not pay for my service?"
-"Th-That too is part of the cab fare?"
"No, that's separate service fee, but for simplicity, we lump it into cab fare."
- Crazy bastard lolololol
- Cabby offers counseling first, she spills, now demands cash lololol
- Dude's running tourist scams.
- Not scam, it's legit service tho ㅇㅇ
- Women's safe ride service, problem?
- But he hits women.
- No money = not a woman.
- lolololololololol
Pow! Pow! Pow!
"...Phew, guess I gotta escort to the hospital again."
How many customers was this now, pulling the "no money" stunt?
Used to let it slide smoothly back then.
But for Romantic Taxi, Romantic Hostess Bar I-Mungnyong, no such thing.
Never eating unpaid fares.
Vroom.
The women's exclusive Romantic Hostess Bar Taxi heads to the hospital again today.
This time alone made four, precisely.
How do broke people even dare take cabs? End times for real.
"Followed Starlight, accept it now. Right here."
-"N-Now? In f-front of the hospital... I'm collapsed?"
"No, accept it. You can work your phone."
-"Y-Yes...!"
"Okay, mutuals now. Flaunt that you made money? I'll track you down. Collection's non-negotiable, pay up properly."
Thus, secured four potential money sources from women later.
Enough foundation for RP.
Felt more like a collector than a Hostess Bar guy first.
But for a low-tier male streamer to survive, this was necessary.
Streaming steadily like that, before he knew it, five hours in.
Time to wrap up for today, he thought.
Beep beep beep beep beep.
-"Heard there's a vicious criminal here!"
-"Got word of a scumbag already running romance scams!"
-"Here for illegal nightlife bust!"
Three cop cars swarmed his cab.
Having casually watched streamers' collabs on YouTube for years, he could tell.
'These cops got nothing better to do, full dispatch.'
Day one, obviously no real cop business.
No proper gangs yet, need part-time gigs just to act human.
No reason for cops to show otherwise.
But blatant weirdo appears.
Bingo—they all piled on.
'Ah... cops now? Mid-tier streamer lineup at least?'
Heavy RP clash.
Like a spirit pressure showdown.
-"No way beating someone for not paying is okay?"
-"Not just beating, mimicking speech then more beating... This right?"
-"Talk it out, why hit?!"
In GTA terms, just three characters surrounding his.
But felt real—this was the RP trial ground.
Handling it tasty was key.
'Chance to shine for viewers.'
So his best opening line:
"No, these crazy bitches don't pay and call cops first... Insane? Yeah, come here!"
Channeling Hostess Bar rage.
++++++
Male streamers—subs in collabs—are cute but awkward.
Most viewers don't crave male voices.
Even present, hard to stand out.
But without any, vibe gets weird.
Male streamers needed, but must join smart, exit smart.
Enter/exit timely, add fun without solo hogging.
Perfect vet newbie vibes.
And right now.
- "No, these crazy bitches don't pay and call cops first... Insane? Yeah, come here!"
"Uh... uh, even in front of cops?"
<Garden> big corp male all-round gamer streamer, Dalgeun.
He thought he'd found a solid sub after ages.
"Calm down... Nah, attitude says it all—you hit her, right? For no pay, weird services doubled the fare, yeah?"
-"Legit fare... Sorry, job has me bad at guy talk. Any female officers?"
- lololololololol
- lololololololol
- Female cop ㅇㅈㄹ
- Hostess bar hopeful blatantly wants female cop lololololol
- Insane concept? Lololololol
- Find female cop to wrap her up? Lololololol
- Anonymous donor 1,000 won—thanks.
[Dalgeun, this guy's no ordinary psycho. Taser first.]
- Anonymous donor 1,000 won—thanks.
[No normie, eyes on female cop too lololol Jail him asap lolol]
- ㅇㅈlololololol
- But taser first kills fun, how's he hit? Lemme see.
- Quick 1v1?
Watching endless donations and chat.
Dalgeun judged seriously.
'Voice is new... Sounds great, RP solid—how don't I know him?'
Yorang Garden minimum was big/mid-tier.
He'd know anyone that size.
New face? No way.
'No, invite ticket... Special? Premium? Someone brought him.'
RP-pro male streamer too.
So.
"No, still unhinged after beating people... Fight me too? You wanna?"
-"No, sudden guy challenges... Crazy, smacking punks like you is my job..."
"Cop? Punks like you? Done talking?"
-"Wasn't cop vs. Hostess Bar—guy to guy? Males duking it over unpaid fare debtor."
- lololololol cop vs hostess
- This even a fight?
- Dunno I-Mungnyong but total nut lololol
- Cops suggest fight, he goes guy vs guy 1v1 lolololol
- Unpaid fare debtor ㅇㅈㄹ lololololol
- Dalgeun show it, you play Tekken.
Light fight bait to test banter.
"Let's. 1v1 time! Not cop vs. Hostess Bar—guy vs. guy!"
-"Deal!"
Pow! Pow! Pow!
Got wrecked for real.
Yorang Garden GTA had realistic combat mods.
Precise parries, just dodges possible.
'Crazy? Hack? Hacker level skill.'
Hostess bar hopeful—I-Mungnyong dodged every hit, parried, then pummeled relentlessly.
"Don't steal my moneybags, loser guy vs. guy—scram. *Spit*."
Even spit emote on downed foe.
Real Hostess Bar vet? Thug? Felt like it.
Of course, end was.
-"Officer Kim Tteulgeun!"
Zzzzt.
-"Aaaagh!"
Fellow cop's taser finish.
But core here.
'Attacks land, now tanking limit?'
Banter broadcast.
Show strength? Must show weakness too.
Low-tiers suck at taking hits usually.
Flop in key tank spots, ruining stream.
Classic low-tier trait.
'Whatcha got?'
Tased, downed I-Mungnyong.
Clearly subdued, surrounded by 2 female cops, 1 male.
How to escape?
Dalgeun watched expectantly.
-"My bad, my bad! Real bad."
"Bad? Why the 'but'?"
-"I really didn't get cab fare, right? Toss them in holding too, they're guilty."
"Wait, just settle the amount and done? We don't wanna go hard. Just smooth end."
-"Money? Ah... Paid, done."
"Done then?"
Not bad.
Time to wrap.
Actually, as taser recovery kicked in, they backed off.
But.
-"Remember, Hostess Bar Taxi never forgets today."
This guy's crazier than thought.
+++++
-"Reflect in there."
"..."
Creak, slam.
I-Mungnyong jailed.
Chatted lightly post, dispersed, alone.
Switched views, confirmed empty.
Quit game, stretched.
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
"Whew, stream ends here today."
- Why?
- Jailed so quitting?
- Why end your own stream?
"No, it's my stream, I end it. Plus jailed, nothing to do."
- Spend 10 mins in-game, door opens—wait and continue ;
- ㄹㅇ
- ㅇㅈ
- More stream plz;
"Nah, did plenty today. Seven hours."
- Mungki other low-tiers do 14-17 hrs on this server, why you...
- This guy's got no big dreams beyond low-tier
- No desperation, no desperation
Not wrong.
Personally, he'd love 14+ hr marathons.
But.
'Day one, everyone's broke, showed full Hostess Bar. Talked cops....'
All immediate material spent.
'But EV Lady does cop too? Sounded like it... Missed her.'
- Mungki tomorrow late start again? Big collab server?
- Early tomorrow ㅇㅇ Why always late?
"Not late, I'm night streamer...."
- So extend stream time ㅇㅇ
- Low-tier trait: Stubborn af
- Low-tier trait: No talent *and* stubborn af
- Morning streams are honey, why no day stream? ㅇㅇ
- Day~night is meta now, know?
- Not office drones—your base is 24/7 streamers.
- Big corps pull 10k casual day streams, why skip? ㅇㅇ
- They grind, you grind.
"Chat heating up, chill... I'll see, but 6pm start stays."
- ㅡㅡ
- ㅡㅡ
- ㅡㅡ
- Begging sub streams now?
"Sub streams begging... You ain't even followed? Ghost follower crazy, whatever—Moongba."
- lololololol
- lolololololol
- Anyway Moongba
- ㅁㅂ
- ㅁㅂ
- ㅁㅂ
- ㅁㅂ
"Yeah, Moongba."
Click.
Stream off.
"Hmm, what tomorrow."
Hostess Bar—gotta pace it.
Time to join others?
Low-viewer sub means slaving under someone.
'Day one Hostess Bar beating girls, sudden underling grovel... Concept clash?'
How to play this.
But woes vanished next afternoon.
Stream on.
Rrring.
"Yes, Romantic Hostess Bar Taxi."
-"Righto? Picked up first ring?"
"Yes?"
-"Whoa, Yorang Garden life and you don't know my voice?"
On her own.
-"Barabin here, details in person—head my way."
Big fish hooked.
How'd he know big?
- Hi Bobini inflows
- Legit Hostess Bar?
- But damn handsome
- Take inflows~~
- Mungki room chucks all inflows? Fkrs leave
Panicked, checked chat.
'Barabin? *That* Barabin?'
Lera's runner-up female streamer giant?
'Crazy.'
But problem.
'I can't properly hook this bait?'
Weight class: human vs. aircraft carrier.
Why whales when mid-tier callers suffice?