Chapter 11
Chapter 11
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 11
Chapter Title: You're Making the RP So Realistic
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"You're doing the RP so realistically."
-"I'm so tired and worn out... Just take me anywhere. What's that?"
"That's my I-Moongryong special service—literally soothing loneliness."
-"Huh?"
"I'm so handsome that just looking at my face cheers people up."
- Crazy bastard
- The skill in dropping Mung lines is top-notch
- Okay, you're a lifelong singleton, got it
- Is that really all you can do with your looks?
- If that's the case, donate your face somewhere, you lunatic
- "Just looking at my face cheers you up" what a load of crap lolololololol
- Impressive impressive impressive impressive impressive impressive impressive impressive impressive
- Prejudice against low-tier streamers? MungTube Prejudice against low-tier streamers? MungTube Prejudice against low-tier streamers? MungTube Prejudice against low-tier streamers? MungTube
The chat window is heating up.
The in-game passenger's name pops up: Banji.
Of course, no idea who that is.
'Why would I need to know other streamers' names anyway.'
I just need to know the ones tangled up with me.
Lera, EV. Done.
Don't care about the rest.
Haven't cared for three years straight—why would a new face change that?
If anything, it's made me even thicker-skinned.
Not knowing who they really are makes it easier to just throw out lines.
-"Uh, no... You are handsome, but... I actually have somewhere I want to go."
"I'm running a rental boyfriend service. If you're interested, please use it. My Starlight ID is MungkiLove."
- Mungki, this is an RP server, why is your Starlight ID MungkiLove?
"Ah."
-"Yes?"
"Ah, it's nothing. Hop in for now. I'll take you straight to your destination."
My real-life reaction to the viewers' chat came out perfectly.
'Now that you mention it, yeah?'
For RP, it should've been MoongryongLove, but I went with MungkiLove?
- Intelligence glitch lolololololo
- Mungki, what are you doing with that head of yours, treating it like pure decoration?
- The problem is it's perfect even as decoration ㅇㅇ
- True but true
- Anonymous donor 1,000 won donation—thank you.
[ Isn't this actually high-level strategy? Pretending it's a mistake, acting like it's instinctive to subtly promote himself ]
Ah, could I play it off like that? Claim that's what I meant?
That thought lasted a second.
- Our Mungki isn't that top-tier smart
- If this guy had the brains to think that far, he wouldn't drop concert Mung lines
- He'd have escaped low-tier status instead of rotting at double digits for three years
- It's hilarious that it's just a pure intelligence glitch and he goes "Ah" lol
- Straight-up pure stupidity
- You're the only one who turns pure stupidity into an issue
- But saying "it won't be an issue 'cause you're low-tier~" wouldn't fly, right~ But saying "it won't be an issue 'cause you're low-tier~" wouldn't fly, right~ But saying "it won't be an issue 'cause you're low-tier~" wouldn't fly, right~
The viewers showed rock-solid faith in my brilliant intellect.
Crazy bastards, but it's nice seeing them unite like this sometimes.
Anyway.
Vrooooom.
The taxi picks up the 'Banji' character and heads toward the gang hideout.
-"But what was that earlier? Rental boyfriend?"
"Ah, I'm an aspiring Hostess Bar guy. I'm handsome, so I figured I'd use this face to soothe lonely folks."
-"Puhaha! No, wait... You're serious? For real?"
"Yeah? Of course. I really am handsome."
- Dude's face promo is straight-up trash wtf
- If you're gonna waste a face like that, give it to me please Mungki
- 190cm height, insane looks... solid muscles... and the smooth talk and brains balancing it all...
- Crazy bastard
- But he really is handsome tho
The banter on the way to the gang hideout had solid back-and-forth.
The passenger was laughing, and chat flow was good.
'Inflow isn't huge... but viewers aren't dropping off. That's the key.'
Current viewer count: a whopping 147.
At this rate, averaging 150 viewers is no dream?
'Streaming's easy.'
I muttered to myself.
-"Wow, so can I try it out later?"
"Ah, sure. I'll give you my Starlight... and my personal number."
The taxi arrives at the destination.
-"But I don't have any money right now...."
The real RP kicks off.
Makes sense, really.
Early game.
Nobody has proper jobs yet, hard to figure out money-making.
Of course they can't pay taxi fare.
Click.
Click.
So.
Hostess Bar aspirant—I-Moongryong and Banji step out of the taxi, facing each other.
"No money, huh?"
-"Yeah...."
- Wait hold up hold up
- King hold up king hold up
- Rental boyfriend's only nice when the girl's got cash
- Ha... this bitch (takes off watch)
-"...B-but! I'll pay you back soon! You helped me out like this, we have a connection now... I'll promote your business hard too."
"Sigh, can't deal with this girl."
-"Huh?"
A brief silence.
Then.
Bam!
Hostess Bar aspirant—I-Moongryong starts beating the shit out of Banji.
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
Question marks flood in endlessly.
I ignore chat and just keep pounding Banji.
- Outta nowhere?
- "Sigh, can't deal with this girl" what was that for?
- Dude's beating her wordlessly for 30 seconds straight lolololololol
- Mungki, you played GTA before? Combo game's on point
- Switches angles slick, then stomps her when she's down
"You crazy bitch, no money? That make any sense?"
- Gasp
- Gasp
- Gasp
- Gasp
- Beast mode boys
- "I love you" says Cobra while ripping her mouth lolololololololololo
- This is low-tier Hostess Bar edition lolololololo
- Mungzharah dark evolution lololololo
-"Wait! Wait! So sudden!? What the hell, hitting me outta nowhere!"
"Hey, this ain't sudden. Taxi fare's 13,542 won and you're acting all buddy-buddy with me now... You think that makes sense?"
-"Y-yeah?"
"Hey, snap out of it. You think that friendly taxi driver from earlier, Romantic Hostess Bar I-Moongryong, looks like some pushover to you?"
- Romantic Hostess Bar my ass lolololololololololo
- Since when romantic < where'd that word come from?
- Beats her the second she says no money—where's the romance?
- This is Hostess Bar reality edition lololololololo
- Y'all thought Hostess Bar guys were real sweet boyfriends? They're your bf only when you've got cash ㅇㅇ
- Banji or whatever, get your head straight? lololo
I'm super sensitive about not getting paid.
Why? Three years low-tier, three years below minimum wage.
So in-game, not getting paid for honest work(?) pisses me off.
Thwack!
Thwack!
Thwack!
Had to keep the RP going with violence.
This is wuxia.
Strictly enforcing martial justice.
Disciplining a woman who won't pay taxi fare—with fists.
That's my righteousness.
-"Sorry! Sorry! Stop hitting! Please stop!"
"Yeah, see... That's what you should've said from the start. Why do you only apologize after a beating?"
- 'Cause you beat the crap outta her lololololololololo
- This guy's a total psycho
- This is Hostess Bar truth edition lololololo
"Listen up, repeat after me."
-"Y-yes!"
"13,542 won. I'll pay it back no matter what."
-"13,542 won... I'll pay it back no matter what."
"Good. Now I'll take you back to the hospital, but that means another taxi fare. Plus patient transport surcharge—got no complaints, right?"
-"Y-yes!"
"No, why aren't you repeating?"
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
Why isn't she listening? Doesn't make sense.
Light beating it is.
Glance.
Check viewer reactions.
- You lunatic lololololololololololo
- Even making her repeat THAT?
- Were you a drill sergeant? Ex-drill sergeant?
- Ah this guy's suddenly looking like my buddy Mungki but that face... drill sergeant flashbacks
- Mungki, loosen up your face
- This is RP right? This is RP right? This is RP right? This is RP right? This is RP right? This is RP right? This is RP right? This is RP right? This is RP right?
- Scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary
- Banji's most shocked moment ever lololololo
- "No man ever treated me like this"
- I'm a guy, you're the one who didn't pay up
- You got kidnapped dude
- Mung maritime mouth gallery lolololololo
'Reaction's solid.'
Vrooooom.
Taxi heads back to the hospital.
Dumps Banji character in front roughly.
"Total: 52,231 won. Remember it well—10% interest daily from now on."
-"Y-yeah?"
"Huh? Not repeating again... Sigh... Fine, hospital front, I'll hold back."
I peaced out coolly.
Romantic Taxi, Romantic Hostess Bar I-Moongryong's gotta get back to taxi work.
Riiiing.
Taxi phone rings again.
"Hello, Romantic Hostess Bar Taxi, I-Moongryong speaking."
-"Ah, taxi service?"
Click.
- Why hang up?
- No way
- Low-tier vibes?
Won't take male calls.
Ever seen a Hostess Bar girl deal with dudes?
I only serve cash-flush ladies.
"Romantic Hostess Bar driver's taxi takes ladies only."
- You lunatic lololololololo
- Mungki sir, message received: no plans to escape low-tier
- But then why beat the girl?
"Income's technically zero right now, but with 52,231 won at 10% daily interest, future revenue secured. First customer's a success, right?"
- Bro grinning like an idiot at "future revenue from girl fans" you're insane?
- You a swallow god or what?
- Incumbent pillar husband?
- You lunatic, you actually work at a Hostess Bar? lololololo
- Looks like a pro at fleecing women
"It's not fleecing, it's the process of love. Don't be rude."
- Gasp
- Gasp
- Gasp
- Hostess Bar Mungki will go down in history
Alright, time to hunt the next customer?
Viewers loving it, just keep this momentum—
- Anonymous donor 1,000 won donation—thank you.
[ But your RP's so good it's too realistic—my kid's crying ]
"...Huh?"
The donation froze my brain.
- But I don't buy girl tears ㅇㅇ
- Mungki I watched it, just startled her into a lil tear squeeze lol
- Ugh what a pufferfish, poke her once and she leaks lol
- Hey Mungki grab her again and beat more lol this bitch needs it
- Romantic Hostess Bar Romantic Fist Romantic Taxi I-Moongryong can't stand girl tears ㅇㅇ
- Didn't pay AND cries? If you're gonna cry, turn on cam, split screen my stream, and cry there—or divine punishment
"I'll ban every weird chat."
What the hell's going on?
How to figure this out?
'Really gotta meet her again?'
But RP mode for meetings.
No-money girl again... beating's the only option?
My head's spinning.
++++++
Clipping and spreading male low-tier streamers? Rare as hell.
Female all-round gamers crying? Clips everywhere.
"Sob... Hic... N-no... You just startled me so bad...."
Female all-round gamer Banji was crying.
Why?
She felt trash-tier intensity for the first time.
Even in RP, everyone's usually nice.
-"You crazy bitch, no money? That make any sense?"
The line hit like a truck.
Rough, thug-stinking delivery.
Banji forgot it was RP and got shocked.
Obviously not bawling— just a startled tear or two.
But like any female streamer.
Tears = instant issue.
Especially from a guy?
[Insight Post][Title: Yorang Garden's All-Time RP Moment ㄷㄷㄷ Low-Tier Hostess Bar Makes Girl Cry]
[Author: Sumsuukkal]
(Video of Mungki character beating Banji the second she says no money)
Knew GTA was like this but
Day one, 10 minutes in? Never dreamed.
And straight "crazy bitch" lololololololololololol
Watching Banji's stream, jaw dropped.
[Upvotes:33][Downvotes:2]
ㄴWhoa what, RP this good already?
ㄴMoongryong? I-Moongryong who?
ㄴHmm
ㄴKya lolololololololololo
ㄴLow-tier makes girl cry already
ㄴAspiring Hostess Bar guy wtf? lololololololo
Bound to grab community attention.
And naturally, same for fellow streamers.
RP server's core is chem between streamers' alts.
Knowing who gets your RP? Obvious.
Streamers don't hunt RP red pills tho.
"No, I said don't tell me?"
"Quit yapping, ugh... You're insane."
Bad-faith viewers dig up info—you can't miss it.
Thus, Romantic Hostess Bar Taxi Driver I-Moongryong's existence slowly, steadily.
Spread through the GTA streamer server—Yorang Garden.