Chapter 220: Guild Master Lee Do-hee Gets to Work.
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 220: Guild Master Lee Do-hee Gets to Work.
The Guild Master's word is law!
The female guild members were blushing for some reason, but this was all for their own good.
"Let's conclude the first meeting here for now. Our goal is for everyone to reach the 10th Floor as quickly as possible."
After that, I sat down at the desk Ji-hye had been using and began learning the basics of the guild management system.
Due to concerns about leaking guild members' identities, I fixed the camera to only show me from the front.
Many viewers were frustrated, but their complaints died down after I unbuttoned my blouse to reveal about half of my chest, its heavy weight filling most of the screen.
Now, I focused on what Ji-hye was saying.
This was the first time we'd spoken this close to each other. She smelled of nice shampoo. And her breasts had a subtle volume to them...
"Do-hee-nim?"
Her eyes narrowed as she stared at me.
"Ah, yes!"
Startled, I quickly looked back at the computer screen. This time, I would really focus.
For the record, I had decided to speak informally with all the guild members except for the Building Owner Auntie.
"If you just power through with high stats, you can finish in as little as three days, right? So I'll just teach you the simple stuff."
There were three main tasks I would be responsible for.
Reviewing new guild member applications, managing the Onahole schedule, and handling the email inbox.
First, she gave me a simple explanation of how to review the applications that came in today.
"Just follow the manual!"
She very simply wrote down the criteria for acceptance, rejection, and deferral for me.
This is easy.
I felt like a company chairman trying out an employee's job for a day.
Next was managing the Onahole schedule.
Me, managing my own onaholes... It felt strange, but she said this was the most important task.
It wasn't just about managing the onaholes. I had to calculate the time and order to call people with the right queue numbers so they wouldn't have to wait too long.
Of course, this wasn't a manual process. A program Yu-ra made automatically calculated the queue numbers and the number of active onaholes, sending messages every day for a week leading up to the user's optimal visit time.
That didn't mean there was nothing for me to do.
My onaholes were currently in the waiting room of our guild's most trusted members. But since it was hard for one person to manage everything, I had to hire other guild members to guide new users and handle cleanup.
"For this, you can offer the job to people who applied as Awakeners but haven't gotten their stats yet, on the condition that they get to use an onahole first."
"Oho..."
So, we could offer a two-week part-time job managing the onaholes to people further down the list who wanted to use one sooner. If they showed an aptitude for the work, we could even hire them as paid staff.
Currently, the onaholes were divided into two groups: for non-Awakeners and for Awakeners. The wait for the Awakener onaholes was so long that it would take at least two months to get a turn.
As for the non-Awakener ones... the queue had grown to an inestimable length.
Also, if someone needed to change their schedule, I had to modify it directly in the program. She said I could just follow the manual for that.
"And there's also the VIP-exclusive onahole. You'll have to handle that tonight."
"A VIP-exclusive onahole...?"
The Lee Do-hee Guild had about ten official employees.
But if you included the short-term contract Awakeners working in the Tower, the number was closer to thirty.
How were we going to pay their salaries? Even if we juggled things by moving up onahole appointments, there were still various expenses.
Until now, my personal funds and the Building Owner Auntie's contributions had covered it, but that was no longer necessary.
The Onahole VIP Auction, held every night!
It was an auction targeted at rich non-Awakeners, and they could easily participate online.
It was a blind auction, and the onahole would be delivered an hour later to whoever submitted the highest bid. The delivery department consisted of Awakeners with long-distance warp skills who could go anywhere in the world in a second, so there were no worries about shipping.
The delivered onahole would then be automatically retrieved 12 hours later. A magic circle that automatically summoned it back to the guild hideout was inscribed inside the onahole, making retrieval easy.
Wow... this is pretty systematic and well-run, isn't it?
To be honest, it was obvious the rich guys wouldn't be using the onahole by themselves for 12 hours, but it didn't matter. This method was designed so that foreign tycoons could openly let their families and relatives use it too. After all, that would just drive the auction price higher.
And since they weren't yet Awakeners, their stats wouldn't increase, so it was fine. Even if one of their Awakener bodyguards used it and gained stats, it wasn't a big deal. Weren't they all followers of Lee Do-hee anyway?
"For your reference, yesterday's onahole auction price was..."
As if conscious of the camera, Ji-hye whispered quietly in my ear.
"(300 billion won.)"
"!!!!!"
Holy shit, does that mean all of that is my money?
At this point, I was afraid to check my bank account. And soon, I'd be putting my breast milk—which raises all stats by 80 and has an 18,000 percent plant growth promotion effect—up for auction. Wouldn't I just be raking in cash?
It seemed I, Lee Do-hee, was seriously not far from becoming the world's wealthiest person.
Ji-hye explained several other things and, in case I forgot, wrote an additional manual in a notepad before leaving.
There was already an Awakener security guard who had gone up to the 10th Floor, so with his guidance, the others would ascend quickly.
She also packed goblin poison dart antidotes just in case something happened on the 2nd Floor, and she secretly gave them 400ml of my breast milk to drink after clearing the 1st Floor.
She also temporarily lowered the price of the defense buff to 1 Faith point so they could pass the 1st Floor effectively.
*
"Hwaaahm... Shall we get to work?"
The current time was 2 PM.
It was that time of day when you start feeling sleepy, but now I was working alone in this quiet office.
- (Basically a face that says she's bored to death)
- Do-hee, you have to work hard lol
- It's your guild, you bitch
- Do-hee, my dick is 25cm, can you move my turn up a bit?
"I will not accept such illicit requests!"
But is it really 25cm? Oh... Ah...! No, no. This is no time to be imagining such things!
The work seemed perfectly set up with systems and programs, so I thought there wouldn't be much to do, but surprisingly, there was a lot.
First, reviewing applications.
I checked their photos, names, and various records, including their criminal history reports.
For non-Awakeners, I just checked for a criminal record and whether they had completed or were enrolled in an Awakener Academy, then approved them.
The important ones were the Awakeners.
Apparently, many spies from giant guilds or other nefarious organizations were hiding among them.
Anyone who seemed ambiguous was unconditionally deferred.
A foreigner? The manual said to defer them for now, but...
This woman is a bit of a waste to pass up, though.
Her profile showed a beautiful, blonde, blue-eyed girl with large breasts, holding a cross-shaped greatsword.
And her floor level was a whopping 55. She'd be a great addition to the party for the 58th Floor later. She's a foreigner, but isn't Italy a decent country? Besides, it said she had recently naturalized as a Korean citizen.
I'll approve this one on my authority as Guild Master.
There were more foreigners than I expected.
They had all naturalized and were technically Korean, but they were effectively foreigners.
There was a huge black dude who wrote in his self-introduction that he had a 30cm curved, hard dick. He had even attached a profile picture of his erect, dark member.
He's a fucking lunatic!! A-Approved!
And then there was a silver-haired, white-eyed magician with huge breasts.
She had left most of her information blank, so I had no idea what this bitch did, but... she was ridiculously beautiful.
She was the cold beauty type who looked like she'd live in an ice castle, but her enormous chest made me want to do all sorts of things to her.
In a word, she was hot.
She was the type of bitch who's normally cold, but the moment a dick enters her, only her pussy gets hot and she starts moaning. Of course, I don't have a dick, but that's the feeling I got.
Plus, she's on the 53rd Floor? I can't pass this up. Approved! See you on the 58th Floor!
As for the rest of the guys who were deferred or rejected, they could blame themselves for not being born as pretty women. Or they should have had bigger dicks.
It was the kind of thing that would have given Ji-hye a heart attack if she saw it, but Lee Do-hee proudly finished her quota for the day and concluded the application review.
Now, I moved on to managing the Onahole schedule. My butt was already getting sore from sitting in the chair for so long, but I was the master of a giant guild with tens of thousands of members. I would set a diligent (?) example.
The Onahole schedule was automatically handled by the program, so it seemed like there was nothing to do, but it wasn't that simple.
[I'm sorry, but due to personal reasons...]
The most troublesome part was changing the Onahole usage schedule.
The program was set up to automatically send messages to people in order of their queue number a week in advance, but some people requested to change their schedule due to personal or unavoidable circumstances.
In this case...
I looked at the manual Ji-hye had left me.
[Push all requests for trivial personal reasons or unprovable circumstances to the very back of the line. For unavoidable circumstances, push them back a reasonable amount.]
I wasn't sure what a "reasonable amount" was, but I figured I could just use my own judgment, right? Personal reasons like overseas travel were sent to the back of the line.
There were also circumstances that seemed unavoidable.
[Requesting a schedule change as I am the chief mourner at a funeral. (Attachment: funeral_hall_photo.jpg)]
This... it must be real, even if it's unprovable, right? Surely no one would lie about a funeral?
Just in case, I put the photo into Yu-ra's truth/lie detection program that Ji-hye told me to use.
[False. This photo was uploaded to a personal blog by someone on July 3, 2026, and cannot be used now.]
"What the hell is wrong with this crazy bastard!!!"
The world was wide, and it was full of lunatics.
There were probably plenty of people who gave flimsy excuses or told lies that would be exposed if checked on-site.
A prime example was someone claiming to have an Awakener Academy completion certificate or lying that they would get one within the period, only to have their turn come up faster than expected or fail to graduate because their grades weren't good enough.
- ???
- What's going on?
"This crazy bastard lied about a funeral! You can forget about coming."
I was about to expel him... but decided to just move his number to the very back of the line instead.
The guy who had an easy freeloader life right in front of him was now queue number 70,000. At 70,000... wouldn't that take at least a year? He'd have plenty of time to reflect.
The task that took up the most time was email.
In particular, emails of the "I'm so-and-so, if you give me an onahole, I'll do this-and-that for you" variety came in, no joke, once every minute.
In those cases, instead of ignoring them, I just had to kindly copy-paste the long, polite rejection macro Ji-hye had created, along with a link to the VIP onahole site, and reply.
There were even emails asking me to betray Lee Do-hee and become a spy in exchange for money, threatening emails, sexually harassing emails—they came in endlessly, no matter how many I went through.
"Ugh..."
The only ones worth looking at were ad offers or casting requests, but these were also a waste of my time. My onahole clone was earning 300 billion won a day, and I could probably earn that much again just by selling the breast milk I produced daily. No matter how much money they offered, these jobs were meaningless.
Public recognition? I already had enough.
Besides, my broadcast was in the shadows. If I went mainstream, I'd just get criticized. I was only worshipped like this because I stayed in the dark; the moment I appeared on a public broadcast, I'd be branded a "public figure" who feeds on taxes.
From then on, I'd have to be careful about everything I said and did.
There was only one thing that had any meaning.
A merger proposal from streamer Kang Han-gil's guild.
Remember him?
I had received a great deal of help from him during the large-scale attack in Seoul. His guild members had followed him into battle, which helped us avoid being surrounded by the Islamic and Chinese Awakeners.
To be precise, it wasn't a merger but an absorption. He was proposing that his guild members join our guild.
However, the conditions were a bit complicated.
He said there were still some who opposed the decision to be absorbed, so he proposed a 4-on-1 sparring match. Of course, I would be the 1.
If I won, the absorption would happen naturally. If not, it would just end as a friendly sparring match.
But it felt like Kang Han-gil proposed this expecting me to win. Was he trying to appease the dissent within his guild by showing them my strength in a duel?
Four 53rd-Floor Awakeners... I think I can take them.
His guild had over ten high-ranking Awakeners. This was a definite gain.
I scheduled the match for about a week from now.
After that, there were no more useful emails.
Everything else was either a macro rejection reply or just deleted.
By the time I finished looking through insane emails all day, it was evening.
The Onahole VIP auction was also handled automatically by the system, and the people who were originally in charge of it took care of everything, so all I had to do was give my approval.
I have to do this every day?
And this was apparently only about half of the original workload.
The tasks of taking legal action against malicious false rumors and taking care of my personal needs were gone, and there were no guild meetings or other appointments, yet it was still this much.
"Haa... You're all tired too, right?"
I ordered some chicken and pizza for dinner and then dove straight into bed.
I was a little stressed, probably from doing something I wasn't used to.
Yeah, I'm not cut out for this kind of office work.
In my past life, I had led one of the seven great guilds, but I was a field commander or a vanguard captain.
I need to relieve this stress...
After confirming that the number of viewers had dropped significantly, I reactivated the 360-degree spatial camera.
"Well... I'm going to sleep now, so everyone else should go to bed too."
- Oh, could it be?
- Has the time come?
- Ehehe...
- Here comes horny nighttime Do-hee
- You're horny, aren't you?
- I want to fuck Do-hee's pussy so hard.
- You want to have sex, don't you?
- Is Do-hee's pussy wet?
- You little bitch in heat lol
- Seriously makes me want to rape her fr
The viewers, seeming to have noticed my expression, all started saying lewd things.
"Hnng... Such bad words. You shouldn't..."
- Ehehe...
- The Guild Master's double life lol
- Female-in-heat mode ON
- Strict during the day, but gets wet as soon as night falls lol
- This bitch is like that during the day too...
- Is she going straight for the dildo?
- What a fucking hot bitch
"Huu... First, shall we do that thing we haven't done in a while? Wearing an outfit you want?"
It felt a bit abrupt to pull out a dildo right away, so I checked the top donor rankings for today.
"EvilAji-nim...? I don't think I've seen you before. Would you like to tell me what outfit you want?"
He typed quickly, as if he had already thought about it.
- EvilAji: Please put on cat ear headbands and say meow!
- Oh...
- Do-hee's going to be embarrassed lol
- This is embarrassing, you know
- This is it~
- Ehehe...
- You have to make the meow sound too
- Do a cat stretch
"Luckily, it's in my event costumes. So, I just wear this and do this?"
When I changed my outfit to the 'Cat Cosplay' set, a cat ear headband appeared, and I was dressed in a leather bikini and black thigh-high socks. And... I felt like something was inside my back hole.
I-I'm wearing something like this...
Following the chat's instructions, I stretched and tried to make a cat sound.
"M-Meow?"
- ??
- Oh
- Huh?
- That's not it
- Her armpit... damn
- Armpit-pussy on
- It's the pose where you're in a cat pose, raise your hands near your face, and say meow
- A cat stretch, not a human stretch;;
"Ah, this isn't... No, someone told me to stretch... So, like this?"
I got into position again.
Lying on the bed, I raised my butt up and supported my upper body with my chest.
"M-Meooow~~! Nyan!"
- Kyaa
- Yes, this is it!
- Fuck, where is that tail connected
- Oh... I'm getting a reaction
- This bitch is making me want to take her from behind so bad
- Wow...
- The way her tits are squished is so aggressive
- Fucking crazy bitch...
- Phew... you made me hard again, you bitch
These perverted viewers...
At this late hour, I felt like a little bit of my true self was coming out.
"Huuu... I'm getting horny now too, so I'm going to masturbate..."
- I'll cum while watching you, Do-hee!
- Please keep talking like a cat.
- I'm g-gonna cum, nyan!