Chapter 213: 40th Floor: Sword Saint Lee Do-hee
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 213: 40th Floor: Sword Saint Lee Do-hee
After Lee Do-hee’s declaration not to defy her, the viewers fell silent.
Her stats had risen so overwhelmingly that it was now genuinely difficult to tease her.
Even the stats granted by buffs had all increased, resulting in a maximum of +400 to all stats.
A staggering total of 1600 stats.
Over-balanced, broken, a fucking bug, inflation—call it what you will, the increase was so immense that no complaint would be out of place. On top of that, the power of her Divine Power-based skills had quadrupled.
When she used the Haste skill, the description said it raised Agility by 30, but in reality, it now increased it by 120.
With 10 stacks, her Agility would increase by 1200. The buff was now more potent than the base skill itself.
And the cost had been halved on top of that... While I’d have to see the results for myself, it was possible she could momentarily reach the physical peak of her prime.
"Huhu, it seems you're all overwhelmed by my presence. Kukukuk..."
- ???
- Ah, she's so fucking annoying, but I can't even argue.
- Haa... my little toy...
- Bitch, you still can't do shit if you get your pussy spanked.
- Let's settle this with a fair and square sex battle!
- Hah... just you wait.
Normally, this would be the time to take a short break, organize the newly acquired traits, and communicate with the outside world. But right now, Lee Do-hee's brain was marinating in dopamine, her excitement at its absolute peak.
She was dying to test out this immense power.
And as it happened, the 40th floor was the perfect place to test her newfound strength.
"At this rate, I might be able to go all the way on the 40th floor, too."
The theme of the 40th floor was "Stage-by-Stage Event Battles."
Battle stages for various events were prepared, starting from B-rank and going all the way up to EX-rank difficulty, and you had to clear them one by one.
Each time you cleared a stage, you could upgrade a trait from the previous tier to the tier of the stage you just completed.
For example, if you cleared the SS-rank stage, you could upgrade an S-rank trait to SS-rank.
"Huhuhuhu... This means I might be able to get another EX-rank trait."
The remaining SSS-rank traits were Ellie's Magnetic Core and the Onahole Clone Body.
Whichever one I chose would transform into an incredibly broken trait.
- Fuck this Tower...
- For real? She could get two EX-rank traits?
- Do-hee... Do-hee has become overpowered.
- Fuck, does this mean we won't get to see her get raped after losing anymore?
- Nah, she's still a pushover if you attack her pussy.
- All we need is for a sex battle to show up in the event battles lol.
- Remember, the weakness of the monster-titted Lee Do-hee is her pussy!
- Please let it be a sex battle!
"Hahaha, as if something like that would show up. You should all hurry up and join the Lewdness Cult. This is your last chance."
If you can't beat them, join them.
In a few years, most of the Awakeners on Earth would be followers of Lee Do-hee.
- The waiting list for that is in the millions, you bitch lol.
- Upvote if your waiting number is over 1 million lol.
- Upvoted.
- Upvoted.
- There are too many naturalized foreigners and rich people...
"Is that so...? I suppose. Well, can't be helped. But you should get your ticket now before the line gets even longer."
- Yeah, the site crashed~
- LMAO
- Ah, of all the times!
- I knew this would happen, so I got my ticket in advance~
- The traffic is exploding hahaha.
I knew our guild had its own separate website.
But that site had crashed due to an explosion of traffic.
Lee Do-hee was only streaming, so she wasn't aware, but the outside world was in an uproar over her EX-rank trait.
News of the third official EX-rank Awakener was breaking not just in Korea but all over the world. Awakener-related communities, as well as regular gaming and sports forums, were all flooded with talk of Lee Do-hee.
Lee Do-hee's explicit sex videos were popular overseas as well.
But they had known her merely as some Awakener whore. Seeing the breaking news reports came as a shock.
'The whore I knew is the owner of an EX-rank trait?'
Lee Do-hee's name dominated the real-time search rankings on every website in the world.
'Lee Do-hee'
'How to apply to Lee Do-hee's guild'
'How to buy a Lee Do-hee onahole'
'Where to watch Lee Do-hee porn'
'Lee Do-hee legendary moments compilation'
The search terms were a bit strange, but she was conquering not just Korea but the entire world.
And this was before they had even seen her final status window, which showed her strength multiplied several times over. In a little while, the frenzy would escalate even further.
Only Koreans could climb the Korean Tower. That was why our guild was only accepting Awakeners with Korean citizenship.
But it wasn't just Koreans who wanted to use Lee Do-hee's onahole.
The number of foreign Awakeners requesting to be naturalized in Korea was exploding, to the point that the relevant department, the Korean Awakener Association, was paralyzed.
- Ji-hye (Manager): We'll restore the site as quickly as possible;;
"Ahem... Right. Sorry, and thanks for your hard work."
In truth, it wasn't Ji-hye who managed the site, but another one of our regular female guild members.
Her name was Lee Yu-ra.
She was lazy, but I heard she was good at her job, so if I trusted and waited, it would be restored.
"In the meantime, I'll be climbing the Tower!"
- Damn
- As expected of a Woman Truly Serious about the Tower.
- If it were me, I'd be thinking about milking myself and selling it.
- Overpowered Lee Do-hee, let's goooo!!!
- Just go climb already.
- Could she really reach the 78th floor within a year?
"Before that... how about I drink some breast milk and check my final stats?"
Still, I had to do what I had to do.
No matter how messed up my brain was from the dopamine overdose, there was a +160 to all stats right in front of me. I wasn't stupid enough to just head to the 40th floor.
Lifting my own enormous breasts, I suckled on them, drinking 400ml in one go.
Slurp, slurp...!
'This is seriously delicious...'
I found myself drinking the breast milk as if possessed.
All my stats rose by a whopping 160.
'This is so fucking broken...'
I could feel the energy change so distinctly that even I noticed my body was different.
Slurp, slurp...
Gulp, gulp...
- Hey, stop drinking!
- Your status window is already up, you bitch.
- My breast milk!!
- A bad mother stealing the baby's food.
- She's eating so damn deliciously.
I pretended not to notice and drank a little more.
"Phew... The taste has gotten so much better, too. Now, I'll check my status window! Status window!"
Just how much had I grown?
<Final Stats>
Strength: 587.5 → 1826
Agility: 436.1 → 623.4
Defense: 2736.4 → 6955
Lewd Divine Power: 10246.7 → 40012.8
Lewd Power: 1847.5 → 2425
Divine Power Recovery Rate: 122 per hour
Regeneration Power: 122
All Attribute Resistance: 50 → 2050
Lightning Resistance: 20000
Bonus Stats: 12
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"Wow... fuck. Isn't this completely broken?"
Even I was speechless at these numbers.
40,000 Divine Power? A quick calculation showed I could probably stack the <Haste> buff up to 30 times.
- Wow
- I'm at a loss for words.
- Is that even possible?
- Isn't this a fucking bug? Hey, Administrators...
- That doubling effect is seriously OP.
- It was just good in the beginning, but it really becomes broken by the mid-game.
"Hehehe..."
Today, I would rewrite the history of the Tower.
The 40th floor's EX-rank Trial, which had never been cleared since the Tower first appeared.
Even for the SSS-rank, only five people, or something like that, had cleared it.
"Here I go!"
First, I tackled the 39th floor, a repeatable clear floor.
An orc army appeared, and for a moment I considered turning them into summons, but I had just obtained an EX-rank trait, and foreign reporters were watching my stream.
I wanted to get fucked by a giant orc cock and moan... but I held back.
And with another EX-rank trait waiting for me, I didn't have time to be getting fucked by dicks here.
- Ah, disappointing.
- You've lost your touch, you bitch.
- I'm disappointed in you, Do-hee...
- Unsubscribing, you bitch.
- Ah
- Dude
"Ah, no, that's not it. I'll really tame them as summons next time. For now, let's at least hit the 50th floor."
'I want to do it too, you bastards... Huh? Why am I thinking this?'
Had the viewers' lewd mindset rubbed off on me? Yes, I had been assimilated by these perverted viewers.
"Ahem... You perverts. This is all your fault."
- ???
- Excuse me?
- You're more of a...
- Us?
- What?
On the 39th floor, I obtained two skill enhancement tickets.
That brought my total to three.
I didn't have a good place to use them, so I decided to save them for now.
And then, finally, the 40th floor.
The long-awaited 40th floor was right before my eyes.
"Phew... I, Lee Do-hee, will completely change the history of world Tower climbing today!!"
- That's a stretch;;
- Wait, is she really going to get two EX-rank traits?
- Fucking dopamine MAX.
- Wow... but with her current stats, it's actually possible.
- Is history being written in a single day...
- Our onahole has gotten so big.
- Even if you make it big, don't forget us, Do-hee. T_T
- Please let it be a sex battle for some corrective education!!
- Don't forget us!
"...I'd kind of like to forget you all. Anyway, I'm going to challenge this seriously this time, too."
[Will you challenge the 40th floor alone?]
"Of course."
There was no solo bonus on the 40th floor. However, if you challenged it as a party, the enemies would also appear in groups. So, unless you had a skill like Hole-Sharing Brotherhood or were a healer, it was better to go alone.
Swoosh!
*
[You are challenging the B-rank difficulty.]
As I mentioned earlier, the theme of the 40th floor was stage-by-stage event battles.
The event was random.
You had to compete according to the rules of that event.
For example, in a boxing match, which came up quite often, weapons, kicks, and grappling techniques were naturally forbidden.
If you challenged as a party, you might get something like soccer or volleyball. A rulebook was provided before the start with a 10-minute preparation time, so even if it was your first time, you just had to understand the rules well.
[The B-rank Trial will now begin. The event is... 'Fastest Hamburger Eater'.]
The setting was an ordinary hamburger joint, just like one we'd know.
A very long table was placed in front of me, and the other side was set up identically, as if an opponent would arrive later.
- ???
- This is a trial?
- What the lol
- So random hahaha
- It's usually always a fight.
"Ahem, I'm lucky, but the B-rank Trial is usually just a pass-through trial."
[The match will begin in 10 minutes.]
A rulebook materialized in the air and was placed in my hands.
'It's just common sense stuff.'
Things like no direct interference with the opponent, and if you eat and spit it out, you have to eat a new hamburger of the same amount. It was a battle where you just had to eat honestly.
'When it comes to eating, I'm confident!'
Awakeners eat about three times as much as ordinary people.
While this wasn't true for some mages or priests, most physical-type Awakeners ate a lot, and I was no different.
After 10 minutes, an adult male of average build came and sat on the opposite side.
"Wow... look at those tits."
"......"
'Was verbal interference... not against the rules? Ah, the match hasn't started yet.'
- LMAO
- Wow, legal sexual harassment.
- I want to look at Do-hee's face and sexually harass her nonstop too.
There were a total of 20 hamburgers on the table.
The first to eat them all would win.
[The match begins!]
[Ding~~]
I immediately grabbed a hamburger, tore it in half, and shoved one half into my mouth.
"Aaaah~ Oomph!"
Gulp!
Then the other half...
Gulp!
'It actually works.'
I just tried it because I thought it might work, and it slid down my throat without any chewing.
- ???
- What was that? Is she eating it or inserting it?
- What did I just see?
- Fuck, it's going down so smoothly like a dick hahaha.
- Ah, she's already trained for this, I see.
- Compared to a huge dick, half a hamburger is nothing~
- It's smaller than Dotamuk's dick lol.
- She's swallowing it down like a dick hahaha.
"Urk, n-no, everyone, please don't imagine strange things! It feels weird!"
Damn viewers.
Because of them, the hamburger was starting to look strange.
Even the feeling of it filling my throat as it went down, almost choking me.
Gulp!
Still, I wasn't such a pervert that I'd get turned on while eating a hamburger. I was a relatively normal person, too!
Looking at my opponent, he was more than twice as slow as me. He already looked full, making retching noises as he ate slowly.
'Hmm... as expected, B-rank is at an ordinary person's level.'
Watching his pace, I stopped gobbling them down and started to slowly savor the taste.
'This place makes good hamburgers. Delicious.'
And just like that, I cleared the B-rank Trial with ease.
[You have cleared the B-rank Trial. Will you challenge the A-rank Trial?]
"Of course!"
The A-rank Trial was a simple mounted combat battle.
It was a shame I couldn't summon my Bicorn, but I easily crushed my opponent and won.
"No one can stop me!! Bring on the next trial!"
- She's on a rampage!
- I wonder how far she'll go.
The S-rank Trial was a running race.
Being ridiculously fast, I won by an overwhelming margin.
The SS-rank Trial was kickboxing.
I could feel the difficulty had increased slightly, but I managed to win this without using any buffs. My defense was so high that I could just take hits while dishing them out, making it an easy victory.
For reference, unlike the 38th floor, you don't recover after each stage in this trial.
It's a floor for challenging your own limits.
And finally, the SSS-rank Trial arrived.
The event for this trial was...
Swordsmanship!
"Wait, I'm a spear expert, though?"
- LMAO
- Is she going to get cut off here?
- Do-hee, hurry up and surrender lol.
- Uh oh, this is dangerous.
- She's fucked, of all things to get in SSS, it's combat;;
If you die here, you really die.
There's no surrender function either.
Since defeat often means death, this is a floor where you're supposed to take the safe reward.
However, if it's a match where defeat doesn't mean death, you can receive the reward from the previous stage.
For example, if I were to lose here, I would only get the reward for upgrading an S-rank trait to SS-rank. Of course, in this trial, defeat meant death.
"Hmph... You think I'm going to lose?"
A form-fitting suit of armor was equipped on my body, and a longsword of about 1.2 meters was placed in my hand.
The rulebook was very short.
It basically said to fight only with a sword.
More importantly, I took a moment to adapt to my changed body and the sword.
Fwoosh~
The sword fell in a straight, clean line.
'My instincts are sharper than I thought.'
In my past life, my main weapons were the spear and the sword.
Of course, I handled all weapons, but I mainly used a sword in close-quarters brawls and a spear for mid- to long-range combat.
"Lee Do-hee, ready. Think you can keep up?"
- Oh...
- Right, now that I think about it, she's good with a sword too, right?
- Was it the 4th floor? She did well there.
- That's right!
- "Think you can keep up?" lol.
The surroundings were a wasteland undergoing desertification.
The sun was setting, and a cold, dry wind was blowing.
Clank, clank.
An enemy knight, armed from head to toe in steel armor, walked towards me.
He, like me, held a longsword, and I could feel an unusual aura from him.
'The difficulty really jumped.'
In the SS-rank Trial, I had won the kickboxing match with an overwhelming difference in skill, but I had a feeling it wouldn't be the same here.
"Are you my enemy?"
"I am."
The voice of an old, seasoned knight reached me.
"I am the wandering knight, Kraim. Your name?"
"Lee Do-hee."
"Good. If you wish to live... you must surpass me."
The conversation was brief.
A condensed blue energy shimmered on his sword.
Aura.
At that level, it was the Aura of someone on the verge of becoming a Swordmaster.
He seemed to be a master just one step shy of Grand Master.
'He's not an opponent to be taken lightly.'
I also coated my sword with my energy.
My pink Divine Power, slightly different from Aura, enveloped the blade.
The two of us faced each other at close range, swords aimed.
Two swordsmen who had reached a level where they could read each other through breath and subtle movements alone.
Fwoosh~
The moment the sandy wind scattered, the two, thinking the same thing, moved simultaneously.
Shwaaak!
Surprisingly, it was the opposing knight who swung his sword first.
'This guy... is stronger than I thought!'
I barely managed to predict the path of his sword and block it.
Clang!
A diagonal slash from the right.
As if he had expected me to block, he smoothly rode my sword, reversed his motion, and swung around to slash at my side as he passed me.
Slice!
The armor on my waist was cut as easily as tofu, leaving a small scratch.
The outer layer of my skin was slightly peeled back, and a few drops of blood formed.
He seemed to have expected to cut clean through my waist, and he backed away, looking slightly bewildered.
"Is your body forged from adamantium?"
"Heh... well, something like that. It'll be different from now on."
Our strength was about even, but the difference in our Agility stats was too great.
'That guy's base stats are almost at the Grand Master level.'
Such people existed.
People who had sufficient physical and magical power but lacked the enlightenment to reach that level. Surprisingly, there were quite a few of them.
'I didn't want to use this so soon...'
[Haste]
10 stacks.
In the past, just 10 stacks would have consumed most of my Divine Power, but now it only used about 1500.
In an instant, my Agility stat rose to 1800, becoming similar to my Strength stat.
"Now, we should be about even."
"What...?!"
My pink sword drew a long horizontal arc.
[Firefly's Blade]
A wide, semi-circular blade of pink sword energy shot out horizontally.
It wasn't just simple sword energy, but a blade woven densely from my power.
"Hup!!"
He too created a horizontal blade of blue sword energy to counter it.
Flash!
KRAAAANG!!!
The two immense energies met in the center, causing a massive collision that made the space around them vibrate violently. The explosion of energy slightly distorted the space, and the shockwave alone mercilessly cracked the ground.
Lee Do-hee charged into that vibrating space.
A charge as fast as a flash of light.
Leaving a pink afterimage, she rushed forward and brought her sword down vertically.
He didn't meet my sword head-on but used a flick of his wrist to deflect it, aiming for a counter.
I rotated my body to block his sword and transitioned back into a thrust.
Instead of parrying my thrust, he pushed it slightly, smoothly riding my blade to charge at me.
Kagagagagak!!!
The swords and auras clashed, making the blades glow brightly.
I put strength into my hand, pushing him aside as he rushed along my sword, and then slashed vertically at him as he was pushed back.
Even from a posture where it seemed impossible to block, he deflected the sword smoothly.
'He's pretty good.'
My opponent wasn't just strong. His sword was flexible, experienced, and sharp.
In a short time, their swords crossed dozens, hundreds of times.
The blue and pink auras clashed at speeds the eye couldn't follow. Their positions switched and returned, moving according to the situation.
The sound of the air trembling.
The sound of swords clashing.
In the duel between two swordsmen who had reached a transcendent level, only the scars carved into the ground by the energy emanating from their swords remained.
A concentration of power.
Though a single slash of their sword energy could cleave a mountain, the power, focused solely on killing one person, left no trace except for the scribbles on the ground. Even if there was a small tree nearby, the power focused only on each other merely created a stir in the air, not even causing a leaf to fall.
Masters of swordsmanship, using their power without waste.
'In my past life, my swordsmanship was on par with the Korean Sword Saint.'
What decided the end was the opponent's gamble.
He took the sword thrust at his chest with his shoulder and swung at my neck.
A willingness to sacrifice flesh to break bone.
But I didn't panic. I leaned forward, pushing his sword to throw him off balance, and got so close that our faces were almost touching.
His arm, not his sword, hit my neck, and with my sword, now free, I cut his throat.
Slice.
My victory.
"Phew... Nice."
- Wow...
- Lee Do-hee! Lee Do-hee! Lee Do-hee!
- She cleared it easily without even using all her buffs?
- This means the EX-rank is really possible, right?
- That's insane, whoa
[You have cleared the SSS-rank Trial. Will you challenge the EX-rank Trial?]
"Phew... I'm getting a little nervous."
The problem with the EX-rank Trial wasn't just the difficulty, but more importantly, the fact that no one had ever seen what it was.
The only story I'd heard was about someone in the past who got a staring contest with a foreign god and was turned to dust in 0.1 seconds.
That's how high the difficulty was.
But, I would challenge it.
"Yes! I will challenge it!!"
- Hell, yeah
- Fuck, she's making a legend today!
- I'm scared...
- Please, it's okay to lose, just stay alive!
Swoosh!
[Ladies and gentlemen, you've waited long enough! In 10 minutes, the greatest title match in the universe will... begin!!]
This voice wasn't the monotonous system voice, but the excited voice of a commentator.
"What the."
The place I was in was a locker room, feeling like a player's waiting room.
And on the screen there, a ring, like something from a wrestling match, was being shown.
"Wrestling?? No way..."
- Oh
- Here it comes!!
- Alright~ Let's get to the defeat-and-rape scene~
- Time for your punishment, right?
- LMAO
- The universe's strongest dick is coming out~
- Let's get to the pussy attack~