Chapter 212: EX-rank
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 212: EX-rank
"Whoooa!?"
My body floated gently into the air.
It seemed the Administrators had applied the trait now just to show me this.
"W-Wait... Ngh, heung... Nn, ahng!"
A ticklish sensation washed over me as my body began to change.
The strange feeling made me let out an involuntary moan.
- Whoa...
- Holy shit, an EX-rank!!
- Is she the first Korean to get one?
- It's EX-rank and she's still an onahole, lol.
- An onahole is the perfect role for Do-hee.
- So even if you become an insane OP munchkin, an onahole is still an onahole.
Wooooong—!!! BOOM!
A burst of pink energy erupted, and the transformation was complete.
As the pink smoke cleared, Lee Do-hee was revealed.
"Ahh... So this is the body of a god."
- It's an Onahole Body, though?
"Ahem, quiet. A lot seems to have changed. Shall we take a look at my status window?"
There were still quite a few unread notifications.
[Ding~]
[A portion of the effects from [Demon King Liliana's Blessing] will be absorbed.]
[A portion of the effects from [SSS-rank Ellie's Magnetic Core] will be absorbed.]
[A new effect will be added to <Hole-Sharing Brotherhood>.]
[A new effect will be added to [SS-rank Pussy Summoner].]
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"What the hell is this?"
It wasn't just a simple fusion; my overall traits had been affected. This hadn't even happened when I acquired an SSS-rank trait.
They said getting an EX-rank trait changed you completely from before, and they weren't kidding. My traits had actually been altered.
'It feels like stars being influenced.'
It was like a black hole had suddenly formed in a region of space where only ordinary stars had existed.
Nearby stars had merged to give birth to this black hole. Some of my traits had lost a portion of their effects due to the resulting supernova, while others had gained new modifications or additions from the fallout.
Its immense gravity was affecting the entire universe that was Lee Do-hee.
'So this is an EX-rank...'
"A lot has changed, a whole lot! So... first, let's check out the EX-rank trait!!"
[EX-rank Breeding God's Onahole Body]
A unique Onahole Body belonging to the Breeding God Lee Do-hee, who has awakened her own divinity.
◇ Strength +200%
◇ Defense +1000%
◇ Divine Power +5000%
◇ The power of Divine Power-based skills is doubled, and their cost is halved.
◇ When engaging in sexual relations, the partner's every stat increases by +20. Stats are granted once for each of the 3 available holes. (Max All Stats +60)
◇ Fertility +2000%
◇ Breast Milk Production +200%
◇ Produced breast milk becomes <Breeding God's Breast Milk>.
◇ Enables complete activity in outer space, and all elemental resistances increase by +1000.
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"Oh... Ooooh? This is... a lot to take in."
- ???
- 5000 percent? That's fucking ridiculous...
- Wow, some people would be jumping for joy over a 50% munchkin trait, and she gets 5000?
- TL;DR?
- Hmm... but is it really that good?
- What about the traits that changed?
- Seems a bit underwhelming for an EX-rank?
- Fuckin' hell lol. No, it's obviously broken!
There was so much information that the viewers seemed confused about whether it was good or not.
"Alright, everyone. Calm down and let's go through this one by one."
First, the stats.
Strength and Defense hadn't increased by that much. But Divine Power had shot up by a whopping 5000 percent!
Considering my previous trait gave a 3000 percent boost, I'd basically gotten an extra 2000 percent for free.
"A basic stat increase is pretty important. Of course, this alone is a little lacking for an EX-rank trait. So, shall we look at the next part?"
◇ The power of Divine Power-based skills is doubled, and their cost is halved.
Unfortunately, the power increase was the same as before. But in exchange, the cost was halved!
'This must have come from Ellie's Magnetic Core.'
I checked the trait, and sure enough, the -20% Divine Power cost from Ellie's Magnetic Core was gone.
- The cost is halved?
- Does that just mean it's twice as efficient?
- Is a trait like that even possible?
- So Do-hee fucked Ellie!
- Fun fact) You won't see a trait like that even after the 50th floor.
A trait that reduces skill cost by a percentage.
This was extremely rare.
Even in my past life, I'd only seen traits that reduced costs by 10% or 20% a few times, and even those were incredibly rare and usually limited to specific magic attributes like fire or ice.
'If the cost is halved... it's practically the same as my total Divine Power being doubled.'
Of course, a higher max Divine Power also increases the potency of Divine Power skills, but most of my attack skills were focused on javelin and spear techniques. For physical skills like these, the Divine Power scaling was quite low.
"Ahem, let's see... The next part is what you guys are looking for, isn't it?"
◇ When engaging in sexual relations, the partner's every stat increases by +20. Stats are granted once for each of the 3 available holes. (Max All Stats +60)
A total of 60 stat points gained through sex!
It seemed the effect had changed to grant stats from three places: my pussy, my ass-pussy, and my mouth-pussy.
This trait seemed to have come from Demon King Liliana's Blessing. When I checked that trait, the stat increase effect was gone.
- Wow...
- Lee Do-hee's guild is about to be flooded with applications!!
- You can't get in there anymore even if you wanted to...
- Holy shit, three places?
- She's telling you to taste every part.
- Ass-pussy, damn.
- Ji-hye, please grant me permission.
- Ji-hye-nunim, please accept me too T_T
I'd left guild admissions to the regular guild members.
In truth, most of the decisions were in Ji-hye's hands.
This raised a question.
"But what happens to the people who already received the original effect?"
How does the system handle cases where an effect changes midway?
The system really just did whatever the fuck it wanted, so asking for the result was the most accurate way to find out.
- Oh... the old one is still there?
- Looks like you have to fuck her again?
- Ah... it's so hard to book a session with the onahole.
- The existing stats remain. People who do it now won't get the old one.
- But that means the people who did it before have to do it again.
"Oh, they remain as they are? Then the people who did it first really lucked out."
They got 12 to all stats, and if they used me again, they'd get another 60, for a total of 72 to all stats just for violating me. In total, they'd gain 288 stat points for free.
Without doing anything, just by fucking Lee Do-hee diligently... no, even just casually, they could get the stats of a 20th-floor climber.
- 288 bonus stats? Is this the guild's welfare program?
- Now that's a guild, and that's a guild master lol.
- The giant guilds are in tears.
- Value... incalculable.
- Wow... they're probably going to charge an entrance fee now.
- They're already charging a fee to use the onahole lol.
"Uh... but this doesn't do me any good, does it?"
- You gain Lewd Power and your stats go up for free.
- Where's your conscience?
- It's a greed pouch.
- The onahole does all the work anyway.
- Hah... I miss the good old days when Lee Do-hee herself would get gang-raped.
- That was truly the romantic era lol.
- If you did it yourself, you'd feel how good it is. Please provide the elixir service in person.
"Ahem... Be satisfied with the onahole!!"
Why did I do that in the past? Thinking about it now, how could I even consider being passed around and fucked by hundreds of men? Just as a man's brain is ruled by his dick, was my brain ruled by my pussy?
"N-Next!"
- LMAO
- Is she getting embarrassed?
- Even an onahole can feel shame.
"Ahem, next up are Fertility and Breast Milk Production, which are just simple numerical increases. After that, this seems to be the main event."
◇ Produced breast milk becomes <Breeding God's Breast Milk>.
Breeding God's Breast Milk.
The breast milk of a god, no less.
The holy milk I'd joked about had become actual holy milk.
"But this doesn't benefit me either, does it? Hmph, I feel like the Administrator is messing with me..."
Tilting my head, I clicked on it to see what it was.
<Breeding God's Breast Milk>
Breast milk produced directly by the Breeding God, Lee Do-hee. So delicious, you'll never forget the taste.
The following effects are granted per 200ml.
◇ All Stats +40 (Max 1 time)
◇ Divine Power Recovery 1000
◇ When consumed by a child in infancy or their growth period, they will become vastly superior in many aspects.
◇ Plant growth is accelerated by twice the user's Fertility stat. (Currently 4600%)
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"Oh... that's insane. But is there anything else for me?"
Alright, I admit it.
This was definitely EX-rank, an incredible ability that would dramatically raise the level of Earth's Awakeners.
Just by having a relationship with me and stealing my breast milk, one could get 100 to all stats.
They'd start with a 400-stat point advantage.
If I created something like a "Deluxe Lee Do-hee Starter Package" and sold it to Awakeners, I could probably make tens of billions.
But... there was nothing in it for me. I'd gotten a lot stronger, but for an EX-rank trait I'd been looking forward to, it felt a little... underwhelming.
- That's what makes it good.
- It just means you're becoming more delicious.
- That's what females are for lol.
- She's ripening nicely, hehehe...
- For real, if it makes men want to fuck you more, then it's an improvement~
- Fulfill your duty as a woman, Lee Do-hee!
- That's the destiny of a bitch with a pussy!
- It's an improvement for an onahole, isn't it?
"No, you crazy bastards...!"
They weren't wrong, but wasn't there something more?
Being able to survive in space was just a nice bonus... and 1000 elemental resistance?
'It's good. So good that not a single part of it is useless...'
The reason elemental resistance was treated as a trash stat was because it was hard to raise.
Fire, poison, frost, lightning, and so on—who had the time to raise all of those? But this was a resistance to all elements.
In short, it was just plain good. I was just a little disappointed that was all there was to it.
"Wait, there's still more."
That's right.
Besides the EX-rank trait itself, I had to see what had changed because of it.
[A new effect will be added to <Hole-Sharing Brotherhood>.]
[A new effect will be added to [SS-rank Pussy Summoner].]
It seemed Demon King Liliana's Blessing and Ellie's Magnetic Core had been absorbed into my Onahole Body. The important ones were Hole-Sharing Brotherhood and Pussy Summoner...
<Hole-Sharing Brotherhood>
◇ Those who have had relations with the master of Lewd Power will have their base stats increased by 10% per person when they gather.
◇ The maximum bonus is Lewd Power x 0.1%.
◇ The effect range is a 500m diameter. As long as individuals are linked, not overlapping, they receive the effect.
◇ All party members within 500m receive the buff together (new!)
"Oh? Wait a minute..."
The last line had changed! All party members within 500m would now receive the buff together!
That meant I no longer had to give the buff to each person individually. I could just give it to one person, and it would apply to everyone.
- Wow... so you could buff thousands of people at once?
- And her Lewd Power is so damn high now, the effect is way better lol.
- Legendary...
- Why did she suddenly become a buff-bitch? lol
- But this too... lol
"Yes, it's good... but this doesn't make me stronger."
'Fuck, what is this? Some kind of hidden camera prank? An EX-rank trait is just a small stat boost and that's it?'
Of course, the boost was so massive that this was a classic case of the rich complaining, but I couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.
"Don't tell me this one is the same?"
[SS-rank Pussy Summoner]
When the satisfaction of a target you've had relations with is full, you can tame them as a summon (humans are not possible).
◇ The maximum number of summons you can tame is 2 per 100 Lewd Power.
◇ A summon's maximum stats cannot exceed 200% of the master's stats, nor can they fall below 20% of the master's stats.
◇ Summons can be summoned using Divine Power and can be resurrected after a certain time if they die.
◇ All summons receive the buff together (new!)
They were undeniably amazing traits. I didn't have to cast buffs multiple times anymore; I could apply them to hundreds, even thousands, of people at once.
- Yep~ You're an onahole, a flesh toilet, a buff-bitch.
- Now that's a priest lol.
- Who told you to pick the priest class?
- ??? : Priests are good later on.
- For real, she's a buff totem.
- Wow... that's so fucking good. For us, I mean lol.
- Come to think of it, this bitch was a priest.
- Relieves your sexual urges at night... buffs you in battle... what a great priest.
- Join our party, Lee Do-hee.
- Are there any other priests like this out there?
- For real, relieving your sexual urges at night is the kicker lol.
"No! Is this really the end?"
Dozens of notifications had vanished, leaving only one.
[DoheeTunaSoDelicious has donated 50,000 won]
Even an EX-rank onahole is still an onahole, I see lol.
[Relics2281 has donated 50,000 won]
She's an EX-rank onahole, that's a fact~
[Dotamuk has donated 50,000 won]
You chose to be a priest, so grit your teeth and bear it lol.
"Ah... that, that bastard is using a meme that old!"
Dotamuk was back to his trolling ways.
Come to think of it, that Ilbon-do bastard also seemed to have fucked off after losing 10 billion, but that wasn't important right now.
Right...
It was good.
The traits were too good.
The problem was that they were only good for an onahole, for a priest. It would be great to have a priest like this on our team, but it wasn't what I wanted to be.
'Hmph... I was planning on soloing everything up to the 70th floor. Will this be okay?'
Just in case, I double-checked to see if I'd missed anything.
Only one notification remained.
One was left.
"Sigh, well, I'll just check this last one."
I checked the notification with zero expectations.
[Ding~]
[Due to <Sex Skill Maximization>, the positive efficiency of all your sex-related traits increases by 100%.]
"Hmm...? Excuse me?"
- Huh?
- What?
- Wait, wasn't that already applied?
[Ding~]
"Huh?"
[EX-rank Breeding God's Onahole Body]
A unique body belonging to Lee Do-hee, who has awakened her own divinity.
◇ Strength +400%
◇ Defense +2000%
◇ Divine Power +10000%
◇ The power of Divine Power-based skills is quadrupled, and their cost is halved.
◇ When engaging in sexual relations, the partner's every stat increases by +40. Stats are granted twice for each of the 3 available holes. (Max All Stats +240)
◇ Fertility +4000%
◇ Breast Milk Production +400%
◇ Produced breast milk becomes <Breeding God's Breast Milk>.
◇ Enables complete activity in outer space, and all elemental resistances increase by +2000.
『<Breeding God's Breast Milk>
Breast milk produced directly by the Breeding God, Lee Do-hee. So delicious, you'll never forget the taste.
The following effects are granted per 200ml.
◇ All Stats +80 (Max 2 times)
◇ Divine Power Recovery 2000
◇ When consumed by a child in infancy or their growth period, they will become vastly superior in many aspects.
◇ Plant growth is accelerated by four times the user's Fertility stat. (Currently 17200%) 』
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Every number... had doubled? Some had even quadrupled?
Divine Power... was at 10,000 percent? So... a 100-fold increase?
"Holy shit."
Lee Do-hee becomes a god.
"OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! THIS IS ITTTTTTTT!!!!!"
- What the FUCK?????
- ?
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The chat froze.
Everyone was staring at my status window with a look of "Huh?" on their faces.
Yeah, they probably couldn't believe it.
When I first read it, I thought someone was playing a prank on me. But I read it again, and it was still the same!
"Heheh, this is what an EX-rank is! You bastards!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!"
My head felt like it was about to explode from the dopamine rush.
Finally... I'd finally become overpowered!!!
No, this wasn't the time to be grinning like a fool. It was time to discipline the viewers who had been mocking me.
"Ahem..."
I wiped the smile off my face, lifting my chin and lips slightly.
With a serious expression, I lowered my voice and spoke.
"Never again, look down on an onahole."