Chapter 190: A New Paradigm for Tower Climbing♡
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 190: A New Paradigm for Tower Climbing♡
"Ahem... Well, what's done is done! We'll just stick with the Lewdness Cult!"
- lololol
- Ffs lol
- This bitch...
- Yeah, let's just go deeper into the gutter.
- It's a cult either way, so maybe this is for the best...
Right, what's in a name? It's not like I can tell anyone I watch Lee Do-hee's streams anyway, unless it's among other guys.
"Phew, anyway, the important stuff is over. Ji-hye, are you there?"
Ji-hye.
The guild's vice master, to whom I had delegated all authority. She was also my administrative agent and acting representative in my absence.
Truthfully, she seemed to have far too much power for a mere administrative agent, but she worked so hard with a strange, family-like devotion that it made things easy and comfortable for me.
The landlady had been a little worried at first, but after getting used to it, she left everything to Ji-hye and went back to traveling and having fun like before.
- Manager (Ji-hye): Yes, I'm here!
"Ahem... You, uh, know what to do, right? Recruit a lot of new believers. And... try experimenting to see if regular people can join the Lewdness Cult. Got it?"
Could a normal person really become a believer?
If it was possible, they would only need to gather a small amount of Faith before entering the Tower.
As soon as they entered the 1st floor, my <Iron Body Lv.3> skill would increase their defense by 30, allowing them to clear even most S-rank Ordeals.
'If... if normal people can become believers, a new era will dawn.'
Anyone could become an Awakened without risking their life. I was certain this would bring about a massive change in Tower climbing.
And now, on the cusp of this new era…
"I'm... going to get some sleep now. Ugh, I'm so sleepy..."
I was going to sleep!
- ???
- Wait, you're sleeping?
- Well, she hasn't slept for five days.
- Ah.
- She's earned it.
- We sleep for 12 hours a day while watching your streams.
- lol
- Yeah, go to sleep. I'll be fucking your onahole raw.
- Let's gather some Faith!
Hugging the Pukteu-tribe pig king on my bed like a body pillow, I instantly fell into a deep sleep.
"Oink...?"
*
While Lee Do-hee slept, Ji-hye moved quickly.
She had already arranged a collaboration and now invited an M-tuber to plan an experiment with a non-Awakened person.
All she needed to prepare was a single linked full-body onahole.
As luck would have it, the M-tuber was nearby, so things proceeded very quickly.
His M-tube handle was Duruba, and he was a normal person.
He was a major M-tuber with a whopping 1.9 million subscribers.
He was famous for being what you'd call an "edgy" M-tuber. Not the kind of issue-focused M-tuber who sat around discussing politics, but one who gained popularity by getting his hands dirty, experiencing things firsthand, and even visiting dangerous areas for interviews.
He wasn't exactly a model citizen.
He was just another dopamine addict, high on challenges and hot topics.
He had frequent problems with women and had even been embroiled in assault cases due to his hot temper, but he was acquitted of all charges, so it never seriously hindered his activities.
Until recently, he had been persistently inquiring about trying Lee Do-hee's full-body onahole. The conditions were that he had to join the guild and climb past the 1st floor, so he had started attending an Awakener Academy. Then, the call came at the perfect time.
"Wait, I can become Awakened without worrying about dying? And it's guaranteed?"
Becoming Awakened simply meant clearing the 1st floor.
Although there was always a non-zero chance of dying to some bullshit trial, as long as you got past the 1st floor, which accounted for half of all deaths, the mortality rate afterward wasn't high enough to be a major concern.
In any case, Duruba accepted the offer the moment it came. He could finally create the Tower climbing content he'd been waiting for and get to experience Lee Do-hee's full-body onahole. Wasn't this killing two birds with one stone?
He hastily posted an announcement on his M-tube channel that he would be live on Pantheon TV, then started the broadcast on the Pantheon TV account.
- ???
- What's with the stream title?
- Why are you suddenly streaming here? Don't tell me?
- ??
- You finally gonna do an adult broadcast?
- What's the title?
- Is that title for real?
Duruba's stream title was: [I'll show you how a normal person can become an Awakened with a 100% success rate!]
From a 50% death rate to a 100% success rate? People knew it was a scam, but they still thought, 'Surely a 1.9 million subscriber M-tuber wouldn't spout such bullshit.' They tuned in, ready to flame the hell out of him if it was fake.
"Alright, fellas! I need to Awaken today, so we're gonna move through this real quick! The content for today is... THIS!!!!"
The camera panned to show Lee Do-hee's full-body onahole.
- ???
- Did this fucker kidnap someone?
- Shit, call the cops.
- ????
- That's Lee Do-hee lol
- Whoa
- Oof
- Lee Do-hee?
- Ah, it's Lee Do-hee's onahole lol
- What's Lee Do-hee doing here? lol
- Oh, so it's not a person?
- Isn't Lee Do-hee sleeping right now? Is that an onahole?
- Ah, the full-body onahole?
"Whoa, what's with the reaction, guys? You scared me. You think I'd actually kidnap someone? Today, we're going to be trying out the full-body onahole of the very famous Lee Do-hee!"
- Only Awakened get stat boosts from that... are you stupid?
- Sigh... The clickbait is pathetic.
- Didn't you know only Awakened get the buff?
- Nah, she made a religion today, so even normal people can get special stats.
- Heard normal people get something called Faith? Could be wrong though?
- Hmm?
- A religion?
- ???
- What's that supposed to mean? How can a normal person Awaken?
- Is this for real?
- Do-hee became a god, yeah.
- ?
- What do you mean, Lee Do-hee is a god?
Viewers who had watched Lee Do-hee's stream started trickling in and explaining the situation. Many were still confused, but this was all part of the intended chaos. The plan was to clear it up as the broadcast progressed.
"Alright, everyone! I will now be the first person to Awaken a status window without climbing the Tower! Watch closely!"
One might ask, what if it doesn't work? But Ji-hye had already verified it. She'd had a non-Awakened security guard fuck the onahole every day to confirm it.
So why this experiment?
This was for publicity.
The plan was to get wealthy people and ordinary citizens all over the world to use Lee Do-hee's onahole, thereby earning money, gaining believers, and increasing her influence.
Not just the rich, but politicians, corporate leaders, and figures from the legal world as well.
'One day, Do-hee will rule the entire world. Through religion!'
Unbeknownst to Lee Do-hee, Ji-hye was already preparing a project to make her the representative of Earth.
Duruba approached Lee Do-hee's full-body onahole without hesitation.
"Whoa... this looks just like a real person. Her eyes are even following me. It's a little scary how alive it feels."
Lee Do-hee's full-body onahole could move.
From its vaginal muscles and pupils to its moans, everything was configured to be as close to the real Lee Do-hee as possible.
"Phew... I'll start by touching her breasts."
Squeeze!
Duruba's thick hand grabbed Lee Do-hee's ample breast. It was so massive that even his large hand couldn't cover it, spilling out from his grip.
"Hnngh..."
"Whoa!! The texture is amazing! It's firm but soft and squishy. Her reaction is just like a real woman's! Ha... it's so addictive, I just want to keep touching them."
- This fucker Duruba is getting seriously turned on.
- She is pretty when her mouth is shut.
- Wow... is this that famous Lee Do-hee onahole?
- So this is what all the fuss was about.
- She looks so damn hot.
[Current Viewers: 80,324]
'The viewer count is great, too.'
Even as a 1.9 million subscriber M-tuber, his live streams usually hovered around a thousand viewers, peaking at five thousand. But the sensational topics of becoming an Awakened and revealing Lee Do-hee's full-body onahole had drawn a massive crowd.
"Alright... time for the next step! I wonder if this works too?"
He climbed on top of Lee Do-hee's torso, tilted her face up slightly, and pressed his lips against hers.
Slurp...
"Hahp...!"
"Whoa!"
It was supposed to be a lifeless onahole for sexual release, but a warm, wet tongue wrapped around his own, just like a living person's.
A simple kiss was enough to make his lower body swell to its limit.
"Wow... this is no joke. Seriously... I've slept with a lot of women, but this is the best. I'll give the kiss a 100 out of 100."
- lololol
- Wow... that expression is so hot.
- I heard Lee Do-hee's top 10 donors have one of these at home. I'm so jealous.
- For real? They have one of those?
- You can use it twice if you join Lee Do-hee's guild lol
- Fuck, I can't take it...
"Alright... no way, does this part get wet on its own too?"
Duruba gently touched Lee Do-hee's pussy.
"Hnngh..."
Lee Do-hee's body flinched in response, letting out a cute moan. He had only touched her breasts and kissed her, but her pussy was already slick with wetness.
"Hah... I really can't hold back. Everyone, I was planning to take it slow, but I'm just gonna fuck the shit out of her. The fucking cunt."
- lololol
- You crazy bastard.
- Hey, watch the sexual harassment.
- Is that kind of talk okay?
- It's fine with Do-hee.
- You're allowed to say that to Lee Do-hee.
- Our Do-hee likes those kinds of comments...
- lol, she's a crazy bitch.
- This Do-hee person must not be right in the head either;;
Duruba had already stripped naked. A large cock stood erect from his lower body.
- Damn, this guy is fucking huge.
- No wonder he's never short on women...
Slap, slap!
He spread Lee Do-hee's legs and tapped her pussy with the head of his cock.
"Nnngh..."
Lee Do-hee let out a desperate sound, looking up at him. Her pussy seemed ready, glistening with wetness as her juices slowly trickled down.
"Phew... to think the day would come when I'd get to fuck a woman like this..."
Right now, Duruba was mistaking the full-body onahole before him for a real woman; that's how similar it felt.
The warmth of its body heat, its reactions like a genuinely aroused woman, its pulsating heart, and the realistic texture.
It even gave off a faint, somehow lewd and sensual scent of flesh.
"Fucking bitch, you're so damn hot!!"
SHLURRRRP!!!
"Haaaahng!!"
"Ohh!! Fuck, this pussy is fucking insane!!"
In his entire life, he had never fucked a pussy so tight and satisfying.
The sensation was so good that he felt like cumming the moment he pushed in.
"Wow... the inside of her pussy is so tight... It's crazy how it warmly embraces my cock, squeezing it firmly."
- Wow...
- I'm so jealous.
- Why only you!
- Look at his vivid descriptions lol
In truth, the full-body onahole could only replicate about 70-80% of Lee Do-hee's pussy's performance, but even that was enough to send a normal person straight to heaven.
"Phew... I'm going for a little more."
Wanting to feel every inch of Lee Do-hee's pussy, Duruba drove his cock in as deep as it could go.
While most women would have struggled a bit, Lee Do-hee's pussy not only accepted his massive cock with ease but seemed to enjoy it even more.
THWACK, THWACK, THWACK, THWACK!!
"Haaaaahng!!"
As Lee Do-hee reacted like a living person, Duruba's mind went blank.
'Fuck, this is killer... This is way better than any S-rank whore!'
Like a man possessed, he frantically slammed his cock into her pussy.
'Ahh... is this... a legendary pussy? Can a woman's pussy really feel this good?!'
This beautiful woman was panting heavily in pleasure, getting off on my cock.
The onahole's reactions were better than those of normal women.
Especially whenever he jabbed deep inside, her entire pussy, and even her hips, would twitch and tremble as if he'd hit a weak spot.
"Haaaaahng...! Hahng!!"
"Ugh... wait, keuk!"
In the end, he couldn't withstand her tight pussy and blew his load inside her after only a few moments of fucking.
"Hoooooook!!! Hoot!!!"
He could feel the Lee Do-hee onahole climaxing as well.
Her body contracted, her hips arched off the bed, and she trembled uncontrollably—the perfect image of a woman in the throes of orgasm.
SPURT, SPURT, SPURT!!!
He only pulled out after her pussy's clenching squeezed out every last drop of his semen.
- Wow...
- Insane.
- That's an onahole?
- But is this guy a premature ejaculator?
- Cumming in 3 minutes is a bit...
"Keuk, no... don't get me wrong, everyone. I'm not a premature ejaculator. This... this onahole... is seriously no joke. It's even more insane than it looks. Wow... for a second, I felt like I was bewitched by a nine-tailed fox."
He looked down at Lee Do-hee. Semen was dripping from her pussy as her body twitched.
"Wow... fuck. She's practically begging to be fucked again!!"
Duruba's cock was hard again.
- Oh...
- Damn.
- That is pretty hot.
This time, he flipped her over.
"Phew... my ex-girlfriend never let me do it from behind. It's nice that I can do whatever I want with this."
SHLURP!!!
He shoved his cock between her ass cheeks.
Smack! Smack!!
Thrust, thrust, thrust!!
He began to pound her vigorously while slapping her ass.
"K-hooooot!! Hooooot♡"
"Kngh... this is good too. My ex-ex-ex-girlfriend slapped me across the face when I spanked her ass. But I really like that I can just unleash all my desires on this one!"
- Oh...
- Can you make her swallow cum?
- Do a standing fuck too.
- You gonna try the back hole?
Duruba not only satisfied his own desires but also tried various positions while watching the viewers' reactions.
He fucked her while choking her, did standing fucks, the breeding press, anal sex, made her swallow cum, and performed other sadistic acts he wouldn't dare try with a normal woman.
*
An hour of rough play with the Lee Do-hee onahole later.
"Phew... that was good, you fucking bitch."
Duruba had great stamina, but after cumming five times, he couldn't get hard even if he wanted to.
"Hueh... huehehe..."
Seeing her sprawled on the floor, leaking semen, he decided it was time to get back to his main objective.
"Status Window!!"
[Ding~]
[Faith: 8.7]
To his astonishment, a status window had appeared!
Although the only thing he could see was his Faith, it was there.
"Oh? It went up this much?"
He didn't know it, but the Lewdness Cult had secondary doctrines: the encouragement of prostitution and the principle of free intercourse.
When he signed the contract for the onahole sex session, he was the first on the waiting list and had won the slot by paying millions of won. On top of that, since he didn't have a girlfriend, he received a 50% bonus, earning a massive amount of Faith all at once.
From Lee Do-hee's perspective, it was a transaction with nothing but benefits—she earned money, gained Faith, and got free publicity.
"Alright, fellas, now I'm going to try climbing the Tower!! I've been to the academy, so I've got the theory down pat!"
- Huh?
- Wait, you're going up right now?
- Dude, you're gonna die.
- You haven't even trained properly yet!
Duruba ignored the numerous worried comments and entered the Tower.
Without delay, he stepped onto the magic circle, declared his challenge, and ascended to the 1st-floor waiting room to Awaken.
"Huh? What's this?"
[S-rank One Who Has Received God's Call]
◇ All Stats +20%
◇ Faith Acquisition +50%
<Final Stats>
Strength: 8.7
Agility: 8
Defense: 9
"Wow... does this normally happen on the 1st floor? My body feels like it could fly!"
- ???
- Oh...
- What's that? Do you get that for going in with Faith?
- That's awesome, but... be careful. You can still die with stats like that.
"Ah, this isn't what I was counting on. Now, O God! Grant me your buffs!!!"
On the spot, Duruba consumed his Faith to receive buffs from Lee Do-hee.
After spending 8 Faith to receive <Haste Lv.5> and <Iron Body Lv.3>...
<Final Stats>
Strength: 8.7
Agility: 8 → 58
Defense: 9 → 39
"Yeah~ How's this, guys? Is this good for a 1st-floor newbie? Hehehe..."
- Huh...?
- W-wait... that's possible?
- Holy shit;;
- Wow... with that, he could clear it with his eyes closed even if an S-rank trial appeared.
- What is this? Is this real?
[Current Viewers: 211,045]
The viewer count had surged even higher than when he was having sex. People were flocking in from various online communities, and news of the event was spreading like wildfire, as if it had been prepared in advance.
"Alright, they said I should get used to the agility stat before going in, so I'll warm up in the waiting room for a bit!!"
Duruba ran around the waiting room, warming up for a solid five minutes before immediately challenging the 1st-floor ordeal.
And what appeared was an A-rank Ordeal.
Shurikens came flying from the end of a gray corridor, but...
"Hahahahaha!! This is too easy! Am I doing this right? Hahahahaha!!!"
He dodged the shurikens with incredible ease. Out of curiosity, he even let one hit his forearm, but it didn't even draw blood.
It just left a slight red mark.
"Maybe because it's the 1st floor, they're not that sharp? Is this a B-rank Ordeal~~?"
He leisurely dodged the incoming shurikens while reading the chat. Once he got used to it, he could just casually swat them away with his arms.
- No way;;
- FUUUUUUUUCK!!
- I went through hell to clear that!!
- What is this? Doesn't this basically make the survival rate 100%?
- He could clear an S-rank Ordeal with that.
- Lee Do-hee... has done it!
- Buy the onahole now!
- Why pay tens of millions for academy tuition? Just use the onahole once for a 100% pass?
- lololol
- This... is going to throw the world into chaos.
- The great guilds can't use this, they must be fuming lolol
Duruba easily cleared the A-rank Ordeal while casually interacting with his chat.
He even cleared the 2nd floor right away, not wanting to waste the buff's duration.
A single orc appeared, but he took it down easily by poking it with a spear, not taking a single hit.
"Yeah~ If I push it a little, I think I could clear the 3rd floor without any problems. But for safety's sake, I'll stop here for now."
The 3rd floor took a bit more time, so he could just gather more Faith and challenge it later.
- Wow... just... wow...
- This is absurd.
- This completely overturns the existing paradigm of Tower climbing.
- It won't get hotfixed as a bug, will it?
- Lee Do-hee, you magnificent bitch!
- So now anyone can become an Awakened?
That's right.
Now, anyone could become an Awakened just by using Lee Do-hee's onahole once.
What's more, the amount of Faith gained depended on how much money was spent. The rich could not only deck themselves out in every buff from the start but could probably even stack them.
While Lee Do-hee slept soundly, hugging her pig king, a world-altering shift in the paradigm of Tower climbing had begun.
*
But where there is light, there is also shadow.
The guild masters of the great guilds, who had been waiting for Lee Do-hee to die on the 35th floor, were now showing their displeasure.
"See, we should have just dealt with her back then... Tsk, tsk."
"You're the ones who said to keep her alive so you could fuck her!"
"Who was it that stole the onahole to use in secret? You... don't tell me you're a believer of Lee Do-hee?"
"No... fuck, I wouldn't even be mad if I'd gotten to use it. That bitch cut the connection immediately, so I couldn't even use it properly!!"
"But you still used it, didn't you?"
"Everyone, be quiet."
The quiet meeting room erupted into chaos, and it wasn't easily quelled.
They weren't the only ones.
In St. Peter's Basilica in Vatican City, Italy.
In a secret chamber deep beneath it, the Pope, the Saintess, and the greatest powers of Christianity were gathered.
"A religion...? Another god besides our Lord has been born?"
It was irksome enough that people believed in other gods, but now a woman claiming to be a god herself had appeared?
"This is heresy. Saintess Angelica, go and dispose of this heretic!"
"...I understand."
Her curvaceous body was impossible to hide even under her loose-fitting nun's habit.
The blonde, blue-eyed Saintess, a cross-shaped greatsword strapped to her back, bowed her head and replied.
Though no one saw it, the corners of her lips were turned up in a slight smile.