Chapter 189: Lee Do-hee, Founder of the Lewdness Cult
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 189: Lee Do-hee, Founder of the Lewdness Cult
Religious Reformation!
The moment I clicked on Religious Reformation, a flood of system messages arrived.
[Ding~]
[The Lewdness Cult (Temporary Name) has been founded. You can now officially begin gathering followers. As you gather more followers and Lewd Power, your divine status will begin to increase.]
[Please select the Main Doctrine, Sub-Doctrines, Scope of Followers, Gender Doctrine, Follower Benefits, Crime Doctrine, Relations with Other Religions, and Religious Organizational Chart.]
[Even if Lewd Power is consumed, traits you have already acquired will remain effective based on your previous maximum Lewd Power and will not disappear.]
"Ooh... there's a lot here."
First off, it seems I can use my Lewd Power freely, since the traits and summons I've already gained won't disappear even if the total drops.
- A real god?
- This is a god?
- The Lewdness Cult, lmao.
- You can't exactly go proselytizing with a name like that.
- Can't you change the name?
- Believe in the Lewdness Cult, everyone!!
"Ahem, quiet! Let's decide on these one by one. We can pick a name together later."
I clicked on the Main Doctrine for the Lewdness Cult, and a long explanation appeared.
[This is the core doctrine of the religion. You may reference existing doctrines or create a new one. Creating a new one consumes Lewd Power, so a reasonable compromise is recommended.]
"Oh... okay, shall we look at the examples first?"
I tried to see what other doctrines were available, but...
[A Main Doctrine has already been selected. Changing to a different doctrine will cost 50,000 Lewd Power.]
"Huh...? What do you mean, it's already been selected?"
My eyes widened as I examined the Main Doctrine.
{Main Doctrine}
[Lewd Power]
Gain Faith by engaging in lewd sexual acts.
◇ +1 Faith per unique individual you have relations with.
◇ +0.1 Faith per instance of ejaculating or being ejaculated in.
"Wha... you told me to choose!!!"
It was already filled in before I even got to pick! And this... isn't this just the same as my Lewd Power?
- lolololol
- That's the main doctrine?
- You still trust the admins...?
- I guess this is what happens when you unlock it with a unique stat already?
- Wait, does this mean you could have founded a religion without a unique stat?
- You fell for it, didn't you?
- It's basically just Lee Do-hee's Lewd Power.
- But it'd be weird for you to choose a different doctrine at this point anyway.
"Sigh, this damn buggy tower. I bet I'm the first one to found a religion like this, so they didn't bother to edit the system message. I'll just go take a look at the other doctrines."
I checked the main doctrines of other religions.
[Belligerence]
Gain Faith each time you kill an enemy.
However, acts of mercy, such as sparing an enemy, will result in a loss of Faith.
[Pacifism]
Gain Faith each time you perform a peaceful act.
Killing will result in a loss of Faith.
[Magic Supremacy]
Gain Faith each time you use magic to solve a problem. Solving a problem with physical means will result in a loss of Faith.
"Ooh... these seem good, but they have penalties, huh?"
- Our Lewd Power doesn't have a penalty.
- It's a built-in penalty for virgins who've never dated.
- Oof.
- Hey now.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- But Do-hee will pop your cherry for you~ Have a drink.
- Ahem!
- lololol
- Don't hit him with the facts.
"Alright, alright, stop with the weird comments... First, before we move on to the sub-doctrines... I'll set the scope of the followers. It looks like you guys will get a unique stat called Faith, so this seems important, right?"
- What?
- We get a unique stat?
- Wait, I never agreed to this.
- Hey, I was planning on getting an awesome unique stat on the 50th floor.
"Hey, I'm just giving you a unique stat that's hard for anyone to get. Weren't you all calling it broken before? I'll set the scope of followers now."
In reality, it wasn't a true unique stat. It was more like an additional special stat that was similar to a unique stat.
Currently, my number of followers was about 70. The number hadn't changed.
It must only be counting those who genuinely worship me as a god. The people on the 35th floor probably weren't counted because they served a different god, not the God of Breeding.
"Okay... first, let's try submitting 'All Earthlings!'"
- ???
- Forcing all of humanity to become Lee Do-hee's followers?
[500,000,000 Lewd Power is required.]
"Oh... I can't afford that, but it seems like it's possible."
- If you saved up that much, couldn't you just destroy the Earth?
- Seriously, how would you even gather that much?
- How many people would you have to fuck...
- Lee Do-hee might be able to do it with her Onahole Clone Jutsu.
"Then how about narrowing it down to my stream followers?"
[20,000 Lewd Power is required.]
"What the hell! Why is it so much?!"
It was far more than I expected. It seemed the system considered it unreasonable to make a large, unspecified group of people with no faith into followers.
"Then how about... the ones I've done it with?"
- The people you've had sex with?
- Say it properly.
- The guys who've fucked Lee Do-hee, yeah.
[1,000 Lewd Power is required.]
"But this probably doesn't apply to the Onaholes..."
Making it just my guild members cost 8,000 Lewd Power. Including the Onaholes, it cost 5,000.
It was a bit of a waste, but I spent the 5,000 Lewd Power to set the scope of followers to include Onahole users.
"Hehe, from now on, just by using my Onahole, you're all followers of the Lewdness Cult, everyone."
I hadn't clicked 'Complete Religious Reformation' yet, but the moment I did, it would become reality.
The reason I was so intent on recruiting this many followers was this:
[S-rank Followers are Watching]
When my followers are watching me, my base stats increase. If I am in the middle of a sexual act, the sensitivity I feel increases.
◇ Effective on the same species and similar humanoid races. Stats increase by 1% per 100 followers.
It was because I would benefit immensely from this trait's effect.
With just 10,000 followers, I'd get an additional 100% boost to all stats. The multiplier was additive with my other traits, so the increase wouldn't be that dramatic, but even this much of a boost was an excellent trait.
And considering I might get a chance to enhance the trait later, the more followers, the better!
- Wait, am I a follower of the Lewdness Cult now?
- Guuuaaaaaah!
- All I did was use an Onahole!! Why!!
- T-To Lee Do-hee, our god!!
- I will worship... yeah, right!
- Just keep providing the Onaholes.
- You guys are all followers of the Lewdness Cult now, lmao.
- Ah, those Lewdness Cult bastards, lolololol.
- Lew-hi~ (As in, 'Hi, Lewdness Cult')
- This really makes me want to leave...
I lightly ignored the guys having a meltdown. From now on, they were my faithful followers.
Loving one's followers is a virtue a god must possess. I could tolerate their foolish tantrums.
"Now, this must be the core of it. Shall we pick the sub-doctrines?"
I could select up to three sub-doctrines.
Unlocking another one would cost another 10,000 Lewd Power, so that was something to think about later.
For now, I looked at the existing examples and chose two.
[Free Intercourse Doctrine]
◇ +50% Faith gained from sexual intercourse without a lover or spouse.
◇ Required Lewd Power: 300
[Masochist]
◇ +100% Faith gained from sexual intercourse when being raped.
◇ You become more aroused and sensitive when subjected to violent rape.
◇ Moderate beatings are perceived as pleasure instead of pain.
◇ Required Lewd Power: 500
"How about it?"
The system said these effects would apply to me as Lewd Power, so I stood to gain a massive benefit as well.
- Hey, you fucking bitch, we're guys, lol.
- Ugh, picking only what's good for her again.
- You crazy bitch, lolol.
- Am I going to become a masochist now? Heunng...
- You crazy bitch, get rid of the second one right now.
- Wtf.
- Now you guys get to experience it too, lol.
- Are you insane?
A very strong reaction erupted.
Hmph... foolish lambs who do not yet know the true pleasure of rape sex.
"Ahem, you all need to experience it at least once, but fine. Shall we change this one a bit?"
A new idea came to mind.
[Offense and Defense as One]
◇ +100% unique stat gained from sexual intercourse when raping or being raped.
◇ You become more aroused and sensitive when engaging in or being subjected to violent rape.
◇ Moderate beatings, given or received, are perceived as pleasure instead of pain.
◇ Required Lewd Power: 600
- Hmmm...
- Is this... okay?
- Shit, what if I get raped and awaken to something weird?
- I'm gonna become gay!
- Is this a cult that mass-produces rapists?
- I'm fucked if I get my ass taken once, holy shit.
- Nngiit!
- Ha... no way it'll happen to me, right?
- This is probably fine...
- Just gotta watch out for the gays.
There was some resistance, but I was glad that everyone seemed satisfied.
'Hehehe... now you guys get a taste of it too!'
"And for the last one... how about this?"
[Prostitution Encouragement Doctrine]
◇ When engaging in relations for money, Faith increases according to the amount paid.
◇ During sex via prostitution, you become more sensitive and are immune to STDs.
◇ This includes all paid sexual acts, such as using Onaholes, kiss rooms, handjob parlors, and paid escorts.
◇ Required Lewd Power: 500
- Oh...
- Not bad.
- Does this only work for men?
- Whoa~ As expected of our god!
- Now this is the Lewdness Cult, lol.
- A brothel exclusively for Lee Do-hee's guild members is probably coming soon.
- But isn't prostitution illegal?
- It is, but... you can do it if you really want to.
- Can't we get women?
- For real, it'd be great if the guild members were women too.
"You're asking if women can do it? I was just about to address that. It's in the Gender Doctrine."
[Female-Female Same-Sex Possible]
◇ Acts between women, such as scissoring or using toys to feel pleasure, are recognized as sexual intercourse.
◇ Required Lewd Power: 1000
Although it consumed a massive 1,000 Lewd Power, this was an essential doctrine.
"I'll make sure to block it for men."
Just in case, I also paid 100 Lewd Power to enable it for futanari.
- Oh...
- Finally!
- Are we finally getting women in our guild!!!
- Yippee!!
- Aren't we just going to get a bunch of whores...?
- LFP female healer!!
- It'd be awesome if the hole-sharing effect applies to women too.
- If I were a woman, I'd join Lee Do-hee's guild for real.
- Is it like a nun hearing your confession? Ehehe...
- The guild members will have great chemistry. Sexual chemistry, of course. Hehe...
- No woman is ever going to join after seeing you guys...
Now, women could also gain stats by using my Onahole and be recognized as members of our cult.
It would be nice to secretly synchronize while beautiful women were rubbing themselves on my Onahole and feel their soft pussies.
"Hehehe..."
- Like streamer, like viewer, lmao.
- Do-hee.
- Ma'am.
- I don't think any female guild members are going to join...
- Stop making that creepy face!
- Does this bitch eat both men and women?
- Yep, she'll eat anything that tastes good.
- She's a one-of-a-kind lewd bitch who likes to fuck women and get fucked by men, lol.
- lololol
- You crazy bitch, lol.
"Ahem... slurp. Hey, that's not what I was thinking. We still have a lot to do. Let's look at the Follower Benefits!"
Follower Benefits.
These were the direct benefits my followers could receive.
Personally, this seemed the most important.
[The rewards for Faith are bestowed by the god. Set them as you see fit.]
"......?"
- ??
- Just let us use the Onaholes, I guess?
- Wait, there's nothing?
- Huh?
- Oh god... grant us Onaholes.
- Sell a 'Rape Lee Do-hee Once' ticket.
"Hold on. There's no way this is it, right?"
[All Faith obtained from followers is exchanged for Lewd Power at a 1:1 ratio.]
'Hmm... so I just have to do something for my followers, and I'll receive Lewd Power?'
"First, let's see if this works."
[100 Faith = 1 Strength Stat]
To my surprise, it was set just like that.
This was something I could configure however I wanted. I could, for example, set the price for a single strand of my hair at 10,000 Faith.
- ???
- Where's your conscience?
- A 100:1 exchange rate is a bit much, you fucker.
- No way;;
- So greedy...
"Haha... of course I'm not going to do that. In that case, I should probably sell something else first, right?"
I deleted the strength stat and wrote down what came to mind.
[5000 Faith = A pair of leggings worn by Lee Do-hee]
[500 Faith = 200ml of Lee Do-hee's breast milk]
[200 Faith = 200ml of Necroumbra's sap]
"Oh... so items work too?"
That's right.
I had now become a being who could truly distribute things to my followers, just like a real god.
When I tried to set a supercar I didn't own, a message popped up saying it was an unregistered item. It had to be something I could actually give.
"I wonder if this works too?"
[5 Faith = <Haste Lv.5>]
This time, I put in one of my buff skills... and it worked!
"Wow... this is possible?"
It would probably consume a little of my Divine Power, but casting that skill only cost about 7 anyway.
Besides, Faith becomes Lewd Power, and Lewd Power becomes Divine Power, so... is this basically stat duplication...?
"Whaat!? T-This is it!! Eureka!!!"
I immediately registered my other skills. Not just attack skills, but all my support skills like buffs and heals could be registered. Of course, only the skills I had officially learned through my status window could be registered.
[3 Faith = <Iron Body Lv.3>]
[3 Faith = <Strength Lv.3>]
[10 Faith = <Heal Lv.1>]
...
..
.
This is broken... no, is it a bug?
I, Lee Do-hee, have discovered an infinite Divine Power duplication bug!!
Until just a moment ago, I was wondering what was so great about becoming a god, but this is far more incredible than I thought.
I can duplicate stats on a virtually infinite scale!
All my followers have to do is go out and do lewd things, whether it's fucking my Onahole, fucking women, or paying for sex.
'Wow... so this is how gods have been using this super sweet stat duplication bug all this time? That bastard Yula! He was sucking up all the good stuff!!'
This was, without a doubt, a ridiculously broken trait.
Unique stats? SSS-rank traits?
They couldn't even compare. You'd need to bring at least an EX-rank trait to even be in the same league.
"But wait, you guys can just use my Onahole to duplicate Faith, right?"
- Oh.
- Wow... so this bitch gets Lewd Power from both sides?
- No, she gets it from both sides, and then again from Faith, so she gets it three times.
- Isn't that the same thing?
- ?? ? Wait, I don't get it.
- Originally, Lee Do-hee gains stats just from sex. But that gets converted to Lewd Power for an additional gain, and then she gets more when she sells Faith.
"Hehehe..."
The corners of my mouth curled up automatically. I couldn't stop the smile from leaking out, even when I tried to cover it with my hand!
- What the fuck is this broken-ass character?
- Hey, even games would get flamed for being designed like this, Mr. Admin!!
- Is this a perpetual motion machine?
- No!
- This is so fucking game-breaking.
- She's getting at least double the gains.
"Hahahahahat! This is what it means to be a 'god,' everyone! Kehehehehet!"
My head felt like it was going to explode from the growth dopamine I hadn't felt in a long time. It felt like a group of thugs had suddenly broken in and were brutally raping me.
"Hoooot!!! Heuoot!!"
- Wow...
- Holy shit;;
- You crazy bitch, lol.
- That's insane.
- Suddenly living in her own world again.
- And she still gets spread open and fucked every day;;
- lolololol
- Fun fact: Lee Do-hee has been broken since the 1st floor, but she lost and got fucked all the time anyway.
- Ahem.
"Hahahahahahahah!!! Let's hurry up and finish the rest of the settings, then charge through the next floors!"
The silent screams of the haters couldn't reach me.
I might lose a lot of Lewd Power right now, but soon, my Divine Power would duplicate itself even if I just stood still, just like a stat duplication bug.
There wasn't much to set for the Crime Doctrine.
{Crime Doctrine}
◇ Murder and crime between general members are prohibited.
◇ Exceptionally permitted crimes:
Rape permitted.
Prostitution permitted.
Adultery permitted.
Concubines permitted.
Resisting rape not permitted.
- ????
- You fucking bitch.
- What's that last one?
- Huh? Excuse me?
"Ah, tsk, you guys are so sharp... But you could use this too when we get female guild members... Ah, on second thought, I probably shouldn't include 'resisting rape not permitted'."
'I can't bear to see my women get raped by a mindless dick like Dotamuk... Hmm!'
I deleted 'resisting rape not permitted'.
Setting the Crime Doctrine consumed a total of 600 Lewd Power.
- ???
- Huh?
- Wait, Do-hee!
- Oh.
- No, put it back!!
- Ah, who was that?
- Fuck.
Of course, it's not like that rule would have actually made them unable to resist. Their Faith might have dropped a little, but still, I almost made a mistake.
There was also a setting for relations with other religions. I spent 1,000 Lewd Power to adopt Pluralism.
[Pluralism]
Followers of this religion will not suffer any disadvantages for believing in other religions.
And now, the final step.
[Lewdness Cult Organizational Chart]
Pope: -
Apostle: -
General Followers: 77
"Hmm... so this is for reorganizing the structure by spending more Lewd Power."
[Organizational Chart Settings: You may either directly appoint individuals of your choosing or allow followers to be automatically elected amongst themselves. The former consumes Lewd Power. You can create and add desired positions. All of this consumes a vast amount of Lewd Power, and dismissing or changing positions will cost even more, so please decide carefully.]
<Pope>
The supreme leader of the Lewdness Cult.
◇ Can issue commands to all followers (disobedience results in a decrease in Faith).
◇ Additional Lewd Power is required to set extra permissions and grant powers.
◇ Appointment requires 2000 Lewd Power.
<Apostle>
A direct representative of the God of the Lewdness Cult.
◇ Receives 1% of the god's stats.
◇ Additional Lewd Power is required to set extra permissions and grant powers.
◇ Appointment requires 1000 Lewd Power.
It looked like I could increase the number of apostles and create positions like Saintess or Inquisitor. However, they all cost Lewd Power.
"Oh... I don't have any followers yet, so let's do this later. I'm low on Lewd Power, and I've already forgotten half the stuff we did today."
- For real, so much information all at once...
- Wait, she can't even remember that stuff...?
- Our Do-hee is a dumbass...
- Not a baby, a dumbass... [pun on 'aga' and 'baga']
- lololol
- Let's just leave it blank for now and slowly promote people you like.
- You could probably sell those positions for Faith too.
"Now, with this, I hereby declare the official launch of our cuuuuult!!!"
Drunk on growth dopamine, Lee Do-hee...
...pressed the Complete Reformation button.
- Wait, you didn't change the na—
Thump!
Including the base 1,000 Lewd Power required to found the religion, a total of 10,000 Lewd Power was consumed. I had effectively used up almost all of it.
[You have founded the Lewdness Cult. You are granted the Founder trait and the God of the Lewdness Cult trait.]
"Huh...? Wait, speaking of which, the name... it just became the Lewdness Cult...?"
- Ah.
- Haaa...
- Wtf.
- For real?
- 'Mom, I believe in the Lewdness Cult!'
- lololololol
- Ah, I'm not joining, bye.
- Believe in the Lewdness Cult!!
- Ugh.
I frantically tried to change the religion's name again, but...
[Changing the religion's name requires 1,000,000 Lewd Power.]
"Ah..."
- How can a religion be named the Lewdness Cult?
- You can't show your face in public now, Do-hee!
And so, Lee Do-hee founded the Lewdness Cult.