Chapter 153: Getting Ready to Climb.
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 153: Getting Ready to Climb.
I equipped the Flying Pussy and left the Tower, feeling proud.
I had walked out with my head held high, but as I made my way back, I calmed down and the things I’d done today flashed through my mind.
‘Uh…’
Now that it was all over, a delayed wave of shame washed over me.
‘What the hell did I just do…?’
As the dopamine faded, I was forced to face reality, and the embarrassment finally hit me.
I flew through the sky with my pussy and ass on full display.
And what was I thinking, levitating and moonwalking up there?
I slapped my forehead, and the shock brought me to my senses.
- kkkkkk
- She finally gets it!
- Rocket Pussy Lee Do-hee!
- Rocket! Rocket! Rocket!
‘Aaaargh!! What was I thinking?!’
But I didn't let it show, continuing to speak as if nothing was wrong. If I acted embarrassed now, I knew these bastards would tease me about this for the rest of my life.
"Ahem... This was all necessary for the future. You understand, right...?"
- kkkkkkkk
- I get it, but... lol
- Getting fucked every day and now you’re shy about this? lol
- Another cringey moment for Lee Do-hee’s collection.
- I actually found it pretty entertaining lol
- If you practiced that in the real world, they would’ve mistaken you for a monster and scrambled fighter jets lol
- Only use it for emergency escapes.
- lol Do it one more time.
- It definitely got the dopamine flowing kkkkk
- Should we play this at your wedding later?
- I never thought you’d actually do it, you crazy bitch lol
"Hmph... I still need more practice, but I'll do it later."
The sun was still high in the sky.
I had some time left.
I headed to Choi Tae-soo's training center, which I hadn't had time to visit yesterday.
"Director! I'm here for some PT after a long time!"
An aged Choi Tae-soo greeted me.
The training center was now packed with people, thanks to our growing number of guild members.
It was a completely different scene from when I first came here.
We had solved the financial issues by purchasing the building from Choi Tae-soo outright. Of course, we had to take out a massive loan to do it.
I borrowed the money from the landlady.
"Oh, Do-hee, you're here? You seem busy these days."
Seeing his face, I felt a pang of guilt.
‘Haa… Isn't there some kind of elixir of youth or something?’
There was nothing I could do for him right now.
My job was to get stronger quickly, bring down the great guilds, and clear his name.
"It's been a while, so I had a lot to catch up on..."
"Still, don't skip your training and conditioning. It's not just about stats; it's important to consistently maintain your body to keep it from getting rusty. There are even studies showing that people who regularly use their bodies have significantly higher combat power, even with the same stats..."
‘What’s this? He really sounds like he’s gotten old…’
I listened to Choi Tae-soo's nagging with half an ear and quickly grabbed a piece of equipment.
The equipment here wasn't just simple dumbbells.
These were all magical tools.
Their weight could be adjusted up to dozens of tons.
You might wonder if the training room would collapse.
Of course not. The room was plastered with all sorts of defensive magic circles.
Even if a nuke dropped, as long as it wasn't a direct hit, you could take shelter in this basement. In fact, it was designated as one of the city's main emergency shelters.
"Could you give me the usual?"
"You got it. I'll give you a proper session!"
Choi Tae-soo's hands glowed with a golden light as he assisted my workout.
- Not working on your chest?
- Touch her chest too.
Unfortunately, he said my breasts had gotten so big that it was more efficient to place his Golden Hands on my back. I don't know if that's true or not.
After hammering out a rough workout until my muscles were thoroughly pumped, I returned home late in the evening.
I ate dinner while doing a casual chat stream, and we talked about the hot topic of the war with Iran.
Naturally, the Korean great guilds' occupation of the Iran Tower was already a global issue.
It was a foregone conclusion that Korea would win.
However, public opinion in Korea was divided. Some argued that if this incident created conflict with the Islamic religion, it could lead to suicide bombings later on, causing even greater damage.
Attacking one Islamic nation was an act of hostility toward all surrounding Islamic nations.
International opinion was mostly that Korea was just lashing out. This was understandable, as there had been no mention or investigation of the Chinese Awakened, Zhu Tian-gang, who had nearly caused the most damage.
"But honestly, I was the victim who almost died, right? As long as they don't harm civilians, I don't think it's a bad thing."
I felt sorry for the innocent people in Iran, but I needed to buy time too.
I would likely be safe until this Iran expedition was over.
‘I’m sure it was the great guilds who instigated the Chinese guy and the Iranians. There’s no way such a high-level Awakened could enter Korea so easily, right?’
The official media announcement stated that they all came to sell my body's stats and breast milk, but of course, I didn't believe a word of it.
That bastard Baek Do-hyeon was probably lying and cutting his losses again.
‘Does lying and deceiving people actually make you stronger, like Elina…?’
The thought was genuinely starting to cross my mind.
The Iranian Awakened had attacked me, but now I found myself in a situation where I had to cheer for them to resist to the last man.
I vaguely dodged the difficult questions, and finally, it was time to end the stream.
"Today's number one is... a new face? Oh, the username is... ArmpitLikeLikeLike."
‘Why are there no normal people here…?’
I sighed inwardly, but I couldn't let any strange expression show on my face. I was a professional streamer now!
This kind of newcomer was the perfect target for my new reactions and donation policies.
- ArmpitLikeLikeLike: Show me your armpits!
- Ugh...
- Crazy bastard kkkk
- Is he a real armpit villain?
- I heard that bastard got banned from a lot of female streamer channels for doing that kkkkkk
- Is that really all he wants?
As expected, his request was simply to see my armpits.
After exposing my pussy for hours this morning, was I really going to be embarrassed about showing a mere armpit?
Thinking it was an easy mission, I immediately raised one arm.
"Here... is this how you want it? I'll hold the pose for at least 30 seconds to a minute for the mission."
‘Now that I’m actually doing it, maybe it is a little embarrassing…’
- Oh...
- Can I stick it in there?
- Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklick
- I wanna lick it so bad
- Armpussy on.
- Is this that 'armpussy' thing I've heard about?
- Heu-eung, armpussy…
‘These crazy bastards… Now they’re sexually harassing my armpits…’
I never had an armpit fetish in my past life.
So I didn't get it, but as the chat filled with sexual harassment and spammed the word "armpussy," I started to feel incredibly embarrassed.
"Ahem... Are you satisfied?"
- ArmpitLikeLikeLike: Yes! You're sending this to me as a photocard too, right?
- Wow lol
- Gotta respect that level of dedication.
- You really are serious about armpits.
- kkkkk
"Yes. I'll rub it on my armpit personally before sending it."
- ArmpitLikeLikeLike: Wow! Fan service too! Thank you!
"......"
After satisfying the armpit villain, I ended today's stream a little early.
"Just a moment, I'm going to mute the mic for a private meeting."
Just because it was a 24-hour broadcast didn't mean I had absolutely no privacy.
By turning off the 360-degree camera, muting the audio, and fixing the camera on the wallpaper, I could essentially do anything in secret.
Of course, we weren't doing anything weird like that, just a simple guild meeting.
We had advertising contracts to discuss, and it would be a disaster if the contracts were leaked, right? Besides that, there were various other issues like guild finances, recruiting new members, and selecting a partner for the one-million-won photocard package... all of which I delegated to our competent administrative agent.
"Ji-hye. From now on, do whatever you want and whatever you think is necessary. Spread your wings and follow your dreams!"
"Really? I can make the decisions myself?"
"Yes! I believe in you and trust you completely."
I looked at her with eyes full of conviction.
It was absolutely not because I was lazy, but because this was more efficient.
‘I've decided you'll be my brain for this life.’
She seemed to have zero chance of betraying me like Baek Do-hyeon.
From the way she talked, she genuinely seemed to enjoy this kind of work.
Watching me grow, she seemed to get a vicarious satisfaction, like she was raising a game character.
In times like these, it's better to empower her.
‘Knowing how to use people's talents is a talent and a sign of intelligence in itself. Damn right!’
Having solved those complex problems in one fell swoop, I quickly took off my clothes and enjoyed some milking dildo masturbation.
‘I definitely, absolutely did not end the meeting early because I wanted to masturbate…’
No one said anything, but I felt a pang of guilt anyway, so I brainwashed myself as I diligently pounded my pussy.
Ahng, ahng♡ My stats were rising with this exciting milking masturbation.
I'm getting addicted to this…!
*
And the next day.
After my usual morning routine, the email I had been waiting for finally arrived.
The World Awakener Association had granted me permission to sell my breast milk.
"Wow... finally! What should I set the price at?"
Milk produced directly by Lee Do-hee, granting +2 to all stats.
An item that gave a total of 8 stats would normally sell for 100 to 200 million won, with the price varying based on rarity, additional effects, and preferred stats.
Usually, elixirs that only raised a specific stat were the most expensive. Since my breast milk raised all stats, its price would be a little lower.
"Still, 100 million is a bit much, right? I'll try selling it for a reasonable 80 million won! For now, I'll release just 20. Guild members and prospective members, please do not buy this. It might take some time, but it will be provided to you for free. Oh, and the same goes for those who helped during the Seoul incident!"
Surely Baek Do-hyeon wouldn't ask for any.
Fortunately, they seemed busy preparing for battle.
It looked like I wouldn't have to worry about them for a while.
According to the news, some guild masters had already charged in and were fighting enthusiastically.
Korea was in an uproar over it, but I just quietly went about my business.
*
A week passed like that.
The breast milk sold out every time, immediately after I listed it.
I tried raising the price to 100 million won, and it still sold out.
‘Is it really worth that much…?’ I wondered, but it turned out it wasn't Awakened buying it, but wealthy parents feeding it to their children.
Not just in Korea, but rich people all over the world were feeding my breast milk to their sons and grandsons!
A rumor had spread that it made children grow up healthy and smart, and I heard it was even being traded on the black market for up to 500 million won.
- Do-hee's gonna be rich for real.
- Our Do-hee's milk... all being drunk by the rich...
‘This is more valuable than I thought…’
The number of 200ml bottles of breast milk I could produce in a day was about 20.
If I sold each for 300 million... that's 6 billion a day?
"Huh...?"
‘Is that calculation right…? All my past struggles were for…?’
A sense of emptiness and futility washed over me, but then the dopamine started flowing again.
Rich!
I, Lee Do-hee.
I can finally be free from money worries!
Just imagining myself decked out in tens of billions of won worth of items was already making me excited.
I didn't know how well a child who drank my breast milk would actually grow.
In Necroumbra's case, she did gain the 'Genius' trait, but she also drank an insane amount of my milk, and she might have been a genius to begin with.
Once it's revealed that this is all a bubble and the rumors die down, the price will probably drop back below 100 million.
Right.
I felt a little guilty, but I made my decision.
"Ahem... Everyone, I'm sorry. I'm going to cash in big time!!!"
‘Make money while you can.’
Isn't that the greatest saying of our time?
- What
- kkkkkkkk
- You crazy bitch kkkk
- Don't say that out loud with your own mouth lol
I reached an amicable agreement with my viewers: until I climbed to the next floor and got all my equipment, all the breast milk I produced would be sold on the Awakener Market.
The price was a whopping 300 million won!
This was no longer an item for Awakened!
Who could possibly stop the burning passion of parents?
"Still, I'll try to proceed quickly so you all can get your +12 to all stats!"
Today was the day I was going to check on the completed onahole prototype.
Once again, I got a ride in the manager's car and headed to the Loveholic Research Institute.
‘Why aren't you climbing the Tower! Shouldn't you be getting stronger as fast as possible!’
- Some people occasionally said things like that, but the time wasn't right yet.
This time, I was going to finish everything before I started climbing.
‘And in one go… I will become so strong that no one can ignore me.’
Right now, while the great guilds were distracted by Iran.
This would be one of the few times I could roam freely around Seoul.
As I grew stronger little by little, they would start to check me more and more, matching my level.
But it didn't matter.
Because once I finished this one thing, I planned to lock myself away inside the Tower.
"We've arrived."
Lost in thought, planning this and that, I found we had arrived at the onahole research institute before I knew it.