Chapter 152: Flying Through the Sky with a Pussy!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 152: Flying Through the Sky with a Pussy!
Dring-dring-dring-dring~
Click.
“Ah. Ah. Hello… Haaahm~”
As always, I woke up to the sound of my alarm, bright and early.
I stretched my arms and legs, then busted out a powerful, manly stretch.
"Hnnggghh!!"
- Yo
- Ah, you scared me!
- Up already?
- Time for your morning workout, Do-hee.
- I'm on my way to my morning workout too.
“Yeees~ I'm going~”
As soon as I got up, I just quickly washed my face and headed out.
‘It's so convenient that my clothes can change however I want…’
They even auto-cleaned and auto-repaired.
A single trait had solved the ‘clothing’ part of my basic needs.
When I went outside, I could already see people working out.
“Hello, Do-hee!”
“Thanks to you, Do-hee, I've started working out in the mornings!”
If they tried anything weird, I'd say something, but they were Awakened just like me.
Surprisingly, they were just here to purely work out.
They said they got a really good workout by running behind me.
'Is that so...?'
After finishing a light morning jog with them, I immediately began my spear training for the day.
Irene corrected my posture and energy circulation as I steadily worked on perfecting the first form of the Straight Heart One Spear.
“Yes, like that. Keep training. And don't do any foolish things at night.”
“Wait, how did you…”
‘She's been watching everything I do…?’
I didn't know if she was watching my broadcast or if she could share my vision because she'd become my secret manual, but either way, it was incredibly embarrassing.
After finishing the intense, blood-spattering morning training, I headed straight up to the rooftop.
“It's here.”
When I got to the rooftop, the items I ordered yesterday had already arrived.
Their identity was none other than LMS-4.
LMS is short for Liquefied Mana Stone. It sounds fancy, but that’s all it is.
It was a new type of liquid mana stone developed in Korea that could combust at room temperature.
The price wasn't as high as I expected. It cost a hefty 800 million, but considering it was the price of a life, wasn't that actually cheap?
- What's that?
- No way, are you really going to use it like that?
- What is it?
“Ahem… For those who don't know or have forgotten, let me explain… Status Window!”
[SS-rank Secret Water Tank]
Creates a subspace that can store any liquid that touches your body.
Maximum capacity: 2000L.
Possible through any orifice, and can also be absorbed through the skin or hair.
However, the only outlet is the uterus.
This was the SS-rank reward I got on the 25th floor.
“I should be able to absorb it just by touching it, right?”
Of course, the 2000L didn't come in one giant container; it came in large, 20L plastic jugs.
I opened the caps one by one and dipped my hand in to absorb the liquid.
‘So this is how you control it…’
It was like I instinctively knew how to use traits from the status window. The moment I thought about absorbing it, it all started to get absorbed.
With my manager helping to open the caps, I absorbed all 100 jugs in an instant.
- Ooh…
- Should we try flying?
- Let's goooooo!
- Fuck lol
- Is she really doing this?
- This is ridiculous.
- Rocket Pussy, fuck lol
“Ahem… Well, I have to do a test run. What if I can't use it properly in an emergency?”
Of course, if I practiced in the real world, I'd be immortalized in all sorts of news reports and mockery videos by cyber wreckers.
The place I was going was the 30th floor's neutral zone in the Tower.
If the 10th floor was for farming and the 20th for mining, the 30th floor was the mana stone zone.
At first glance, it didn't seem much different from the 20th floor, but you didn't mine mana stones with a pickaxe.
There were two-story-high towers where mana stones grew, spaced at regular intervals. Over time, mana stones would grow from the magic circle on the top floor of these towers.
Once a mana stone grew to a certain size, you just went up and collected it. That was it.
Because the work was so easy, regular Awakened couldn't work here.
So who made the money?
Currently, the government and the great guilds held an 80% stake, while the rest belonged to other guilds or individual Awakened.
The higher the floors that were newly opened, the more neutral zone land became available, and the stake in this land belonged to the guild or individual who first cleared it.
This was why the Sword Saint and the great guilds had suddenly started competing.
'Well, it seems the great guilds were the victors...'
For reference, there was still no news from the Sword Saint's Guild on the 80th floor. In the worst-case scenario, they might have failed.
Anyway, for the 10th and 20th floors, they took a certain percentage in the form of rent, but since collection on the 30th floor was easy, they just hired more people and took 100%.
‘Ugh… This land used to be mostly mine!!’
Now that I was dead, it seemed the country and the guilds had divided it up amongst themselves.
It was a shame, but there was nothing I could do about it now.
- So why did you come here?
- Are you going to train here or something?
In the past, the 30th floor was also used for another purpose: as a training ground.
Indeed, this place was overflowing with pure energy like mana, so people did train here.
‘Of course, that was mostly useless too.’
For regular Awakened, who didn't train like true martial artists, it actually had no effect.
Until this was proven, people trained diligently here, a classic case of the placebo effect.
That was all in the past. Now, it was just a completely empty land.
“I'll give it a try here.”
The towers where the mana stones grew were spaced quite far apart, almost a kilometer, so it was the safest place for an accident to happen.
“Alright… first, I'll take off my pants.”
I manipulated my trait to unequip my pants.
I could feel the cold wind on my bare butt and pussy.
- Oh...
- Suddenly?
- Have you forgotten all shame now!!
- But why is her pussy out right away instead of panties...?
- Don't you know this bitch always goes commando?
- Damn, look at that firm ass.
- Doesn't it auto-repair anyway?
“This is a precaution against any potential accidents. It would be a disaster if my clothes caught fire or exploded, right?”
Of course, I would test it with clothes on later.
“Well then… shall I try flying now?”
Was the Rocket Pussy actually possible?
Even though experts had recommended this fuel, I wouldn't know what would actually happen until I tried it.
With just a thought, the outlet of the water tank in my uterus opened.
I felt the liquefied mana stone trickling down the walls of my vagina as I channeled my divine power.
The ignition method for LMS-4 was for it to come into contact with a different type of energy, like divine power, ki, chakra, or psychic power!
As I released a little divine power downwards, it immediately started to react.
Fwoooosh!!!
The liquefied mana stone vaporized into a pink and purple gas, and the pressure started to build.
‘Fuck, h-here I go!’
“Ooooooh…!!”
Booooom!!
Like a rocket launch, my body shot into the sky with an explosion, kicking up a huge cloud of dust in all directions!
“Ooh...! Oof! Guh-oof!”
And from the reaction of the explosion, my uterus also expanded greatly in the opposite direction—inside my body.
‘Shit, something's wrong…’
It was my first time, so I'd used a small amount, but the power was by no means small.
“Woah, ooooh!?”
While I was flustered by the strange sensation of my expanding uterus filling my abdomen, my body instantly soared hundreds of meters into the air.
The moment I tilted slightly to the side, my trajectory started to veer off rapidly.
When I turned my body the other way, I swerved back in the opposite direction.
'This... this isn't easy to control!'
I zipped around the sky wildly, like a deflating balloon.
I tried to control my posture and balance, but it was just a pathetic struggle, like someone trying not to fall on ice and ending up tap-dancing.
My off-balance body twisted and turned in mid-air before finally plummeting violently to the ground.
“Ablublublublublub!!!”
Letting out a natural exclamation(?), I ended up planting myself headfirst into the ground.
KABOOM!!
“Gahk!”
I had stacked the <Iron Body> skill eight times while falling, so my body was unharmed.
‘Ah…’
But I was too embarrassed to get up.
The memory of me flailing pathetically in the air while spraying fuel from my pussy came to mind...
I secretly turned on the chat window while still face-down.
- Upside-down Do-hee, just begging to be pounded...
- Is she really stuck in the ground?
- I want to fuck the helpless Do-hee so bad.
- Someone go over there and fuck her!
- I've seen this pose in an eroge.
- That's the 'please fuck me' pose, right?
‘Ah, right…!’
The sexually harassing comments flooding the chat because of my position made me jump up in embarrassment.
Thwump!
“Ahem! I-It's not like that!!”
- Look at her face turning red lol
- Should've just stayed stuck. I would've pulled you out with my dick.
- Too bad.
As expected, it wasn't easy.
Flying through the sky in a human body was no simple feat.
But I couldn't give up here.
The Wright brothers.
I would definitely fulfill the dream they left behind.
'But did the Wright brothers have a dream like this?'
I didn't know. Anyway, I'd be the one to achieve that dream.
I opened my status window and saw that I had only used 50ml of fuel just now.
Just 0.05L.
‘I have more than enough fuel even if I use it like this.’
Thanks to that, I had plenty of chances to practice.
“Phew… This is harder than I thought. Once you lose your balance, it's hard to recover. Well, I'll have to try a few more times to know for sure."
Still, my body was fine.
My pussy was a little swollen, but my uterus hadn't stretched enough to cause any organ damage.
And the combustion reaction I was most worried about.
I was worried my legs and thighs would get burned off, but this wasn't a normal combustion reaction; it was a special vaporization reaction of the mana stone.
It wasn't a process where the liquid mana stone turned into heat and gas due to high temperature. Rather, the divine power caused the mana stone to vaporize, increasing its volume, and that pressure created new thrust.
'Let's try adjusting the amount. The thrust was stronger than I thought.'
I didn't need to spread my legs completely, I just needed to be able to control the amount coming out of my pussy!
“I'm going again!”
- Crazy…
- Is she really going to keep doing this?
- Is this for real?
Everyone was surprised, seeing the serious expression on my face.
‘Then again, who would've thought someone would actually use a pussy rocket.’
Of course, I had also started this half as an experiment or a prank for the stream.
But now that I've tried it, I can see the potential, can't I?
“Alright, Lee Do-hee Mark 2. Launching!!”
Fwoooosh!!
“Ooh, ooh!”
With the sensation of my stomach being pushed up, the Lee Do-hee Pussy Rocket Mark 2 launched.
First, the most important thing was balance control.
I added Strength and Haste on top of that, controlling my balance with my core strength.
But a problem occurred.
The fuel coming out of my pussy touched my thighs, causing my body to start spinning slowly…
“Uh… uh oh!!!”
Whirrrrrrrrr!!!
I flew through the air, spinning like a drill!!
The Lee Do-hee-style aerial triple axel repeated endlessly!!
“Wobobobobobobobob!!!”
In the end, I let out a weird scream and flew around crazily before once again planting my head in the ground.
Thud!!
“Pfft!”
I got up immediately.
“Oh…! I'm already getting the hang of it. I think I'll be able to do it soon!”
- What the hell did I just watch...?
- lololololol
- You crazy bitch, stop it, it's embarrassing lol
Lee Do-hee, a physical genius who was good at anything involving her body.
She was already getting the hang of it on her second try.
‘Increase the output slightly to spray in a straight line, and lift my butt a little so my pussy doesn't get caught between my thighs.’
“Lee Do-hee Mark 3. Launching!”
Once again, I flew into the sky with the sound of spraying and 'ooh-oohs'.
I quickly gained distance from the ground… but unfortunately, I once again zipped around the air like a deflating balloon before crashing.
Thump…
“Ahem… Controlling balance and direction is harder than I thought.”
- At this rate, I think she's actually going to fly...
- Do-hee, let's just stop...
- The pussy rocket was just a joke, you fucking bitch lol
- Why are you actually doing it? lol
'Balance control...'
I thought for a moment.
Things that fly. Airplanes, fighter jets, drones.
None of them had just a single thruster.
A rocket just needed to go up, so it had one big thruster, but to control direction and balance, you needed more than one thruster, not just changes in posture.
'Wait, then...'
Suddenly, a movie I saw in the past came to mind.
A movie about a guy with a core in his heart who wore a steel suit and fought aliens!
I didn't remember if the main thruster was on his back or the soles of his feet, but I definitely remembered him landing with flames coming out of his palms!
'Yes, this is it!'
I was so focused on my trait that I didn't think of other ways to assist it!
Couldn't I also release and combust my divine power?
"I've got it, everyone."
Fourth attempt. This time, I controlled my posture by directly releasing divine power from my hands. But I failed because I couldn't control the output of the released divine power.
'It's working... With a little practice, this will definitely work.'
Now that I could see the goal, I felt motivated.
"I've really got it now!"
- Isn't this plagiarism?
- Isn't that from the Steel Man movie? lol
- What's that?
- Ugh, boomer!!
- You don't even know that these days?
- You bastards don't know 'Assemble!!'?
- Wow... is that considered old now?
- Assemble!
Fifth attempt. I went up fine and controlled my balance well, but I failed while trying to adjust my direction.
Sixth attempt. Failed again while trying to change direction.
Seventh attempt. Finally succeeded in changing direction while flying. But I got excited and shouted, then started wobbling and failed.
And now, the long-awaited eighth attempt.
“I'm going to do a full lap around the 30th floor neutral zone, everyone!!!”
Somehow, a small crowd of supporters had gathered in the neutral zone.
The area was usually empty, so the administrator was a bit flustered, but he soon found himself naturally blending in with the crowd.
“Go, Lee Do-hee!!”
“Do-hee, show them the power of the Rocket Pussy!!”
"Go, Lee Do-hee's pussy!!"
“……”
‘Come to think of it, I'm not wearing anything on my lower half…’
No wonder they were staring at my lower body when their gazes were usually aimed at my chest...
“Ahem… Here I go!”
Eighth Lee Do-hee rocket launch!
Fwoooosh!!
“Ooh, ooh!”
My uterus expanded as my body shot up into the sky.
Shwoooooooosh!!
I cut through the strong wind, flying through the air.
When I started to tilt to one side, I released a little divine power from my hands to right myself and regain my balance.
Changing direction, the part I failed at the most.
Now I skillfully controlled the output, bending at the waist and extending my hand in the opposite direction to release divine power.
My body gradually tilted, and now I was flying horizontally.
“Everyone! I'm... I'm flying!!!”
I increased the output again, this time turning left and right.
This was also a success.
‘Hehehe, now I can fly!’
It would be impossible for a normal person, but the sturdy body, reflexes, and incredible core strength of an Awakened made this bizarre act possible.
A trail of pink and purple light, resembling my divine power, was drawn in the air.
Just like the white contrails left by an airplane, the sky of the 30th floor's neutral zone was embroidered with the colors of Lee Do-hee.
‘This is more fun than I thought.’
I had already completely mastered it.
I still needed a bit more practice controlling the output, but I could move very freely at this level of power.
I stopped for a moment in the sky and then flew again, or dove straight down and then soared back up.
This was Lee Do-hee's Flying Pussy!
No wings needed.
All you needed was a pussy to fly.
I felt a sense of freedom as I cut through the cool wind.
Even the pressure in my uterus now felt like a pleasant sensation as I performed aerial acrobatics.
"Hoo-eeet!!"
The Superman pose was a given, and I excitedly struck every pose I could think of, like flying kicks, somersaults, and more.
Using only my pussy's thrust, I could sit in mid-air in a levitation pose, or even moonwalk through the sky.
"Heeheeheeheet!"
- Crazy bitch…
- Do-hee, it's embarrassing, please come down…
- Ah, please, I'm begging you, don't write any news articles about this…
- Kraaaaaaaak
- 9 o'clock news: Pussy monster appears in the skies over Seoul!
- Please, at least put on some pants;;
- She's a true pussy master.
- Of all the things, she's now flying with her pussy, fuck lol
- Please stop.
*
After about 30 more minutes of flying, I came down.
After my exciting flight, I found that a crowd of people had gathered below to watch.
I lightly adjusted my pussy's output and lowered my palms to balance myself as I slowly landed.
This was the Do-hee-on Man landing!
“Alright~ It's not hot, but it's dangerous, so please step back!”
“Whoa, it's really coming out of her pussy.”
“Fuck, I can't believe I'm seeing this in person…”
"She's insane..."
“It looks fucking stupid, but it's cool.”
"It's gone beyond lewd and is just absurd..."
Fwoooosh…!
I landed magnificently, emitting a pinkish gas from my pussy.
“Ta-da!”
“C-Clap!!!”
“Woah... Wooooow!!!”
“Wow... So. Cool!!”
Just one day.
Lee Do-hee, who was ridiculously good at using her pussy, completely mastered the Flying Pussy skill in just a single day.
"How was that?"
- Please, let's only use that for emergency escapes.
- I'd be embarrassed to be seen with you anywhere...
- lololololol
- It is funny though lol
- This is Lee Do-hee for you lol
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[Tower Climbing Support Gallery]
Meanwhile, the atmosphere in the Tower Support Gallery was currently very hostile.
Debates raged over whether the war between the great guilds and Iran was right, with endless flame wars, mutual slander, and even parental insults being thrown around.
And in the midst of all that, a post about Lee Do-hee's cheerful broadcast today went up.
[Title: Summary of Lee Do-hee's stream today lol]
(Lee Do-hee flying with her pussy.jpg)
She's really flying with her pussy lol
What a fucking crazy bitch lol
The killing point is how she flies around with a proud look on her face, thinking she looks cool.
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[Comments]:
- Wow… in a way, that's amazing in its own right.
- Crazy bitch lololol
- This isn't photoshopped? It's real?
- Fuck, that's hilarious lol
- No way, is this real? lol
- It's so absurd I can't help but laugh.
- Ah, this bitch really is a fucking psycho.
- lol
- Fuck lol
- The mood was so tense, but this just made me burst out laughing lol
- Do-Hwang
- This bitch is just good at using her pussy lol
- This is ridiculous;; lol