Chapter 120: 27th Floor: Cream Pie Sales Begin! ♥
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 120: 27th Floor: Cream Pie Sales Begin! ♥
'How did things end up like this...?'
In a brief moment of clarity before the evening service began.
I tried to think rationally, but it was hopeless.
I was already on a runaway truck with no brakes or steering.
If word of what I've done here gets out, the princess will be scorned for having premarital sex with strange men, the engagement will be broken off, and I'll fail the mission.
So, is there a solution?
Of course, there is.
'I just have to not get caught.'
It's simple. If I don't get caught, it's as if it never happened.
The supervisors are already on my side, and the commoners don't know the villainess Kalisha's face. Few even know her by name.
This is the southernmost tip of the vast empire.
The city of Embers, a forward fortress that holds back the monster waves from the Great Forest.
They might know the price difference between goblin claws and talons, but they have absolutely zero interest in imperial politics. The only noble they're likely to know is the lord who governs this territory.
I don't even remember who the lord of this place is.
It's probably one of the marquises, but places like this are usually part of the empire in name only, operating almost like independent nations.
No matter who becomes emperor or crown princess, their days of fighting monsters will continue all the same, so they naturally have no interest in the power struggles of the imperial palace.
It's also far away.
It's so far that reaching the capital using the expensive regional warp gates would take at least a week.
For the record, these warp gates are a bit different from the ancient artifact Kalisha used to arrive here.
The ancient artifact can transport someone to any desired location, while the warp gates installed throughout the empire can only travel between fixed points.
The prime minister dropping me off in a place like this was a calculated move to cut me off from my family's support.
'Wait, whether I get caught or not isn't the important thing right now.'
Come to think of it, that's not the issue. If someone orders a 'cream pie,' doesn't that mean I'm... selling my body for money?
'Uh... am I actually... prostituting myself?'
Shocking: Lee Do-hee, an actual prostitute!!
But to the viewers, this wasn't a big deal at all.
On the contrary,
- What, hasn't she been selling her body this whole time?
- Ah, so she wasn't paid for providing the elixirs?
- Fucking hilarious lol Everyone already thinks this bitch is a whore lol
- Honestly, she's probably got more experience than an actual prostitute.
- Do-hee wasn't a prostitute?
They were surprisingly shocked by the fact that Lee Do-hee had never officially engaged in prostitution before.
While I was still reeling from my career change into a prostitute, the door swung open and customers began to flood in.
"Uh, welcome!"
The greeting came out automatically, like a reflex.
"Hehe, so this is the place, right?"
"Max!! You bastard, if you knew about a place like this, you should've told me first!"
"Wow, she's fucking beautiful. So a woman like her does... that kind of thing?"
"Hehe... I'm really looking forward to this."
They all looked like they had money; they were large and well-groomed.
And they immediately started placing their orders.
"Give us a meat pie and a honey beer!"
What's honey beer, you ask? You'll see.
"Ah... yes."
'So it begins... Is this really the right thing to do?'
Seeing my hesitation, Max approached and whispered in my ear.
"(Lady Kalisha. This is all for the sake of your selection as the Crown Princess. And where else can you act as freely upon your desires as here? Just let your body do as it pleases.)"
Having slept with Kalisha several times and sold her out, Max had come to a realization.
'This bitch... I think she's just enjoying it...?'
She'd say things like, "Nooo~" "Don't do it~♡" or "S-stooop...!" but when he actually went for it, she wouldn't resist.
In fact, she'd even stick her ass out slightly, as if signaling for him to fuck her.
On top of that, if you put your dick in her mouth, she'd suck it masterfully.
At first, he thought she was just a weak woman who couldn't resist being raped, but he broke out in a cold sweat when he saw her effortlessly lifting heavy iron furniture with one hand.
'Noblewomen are a mystery. Does she like being forcibly fucked...?'
For a moment, he wondered if it was really okay to support a perverted princess with a rape fetish for the position of crown princess, but that ship had already sailed.
That's why he was already using formal language with her when they were alone. They were in the same boat now, after all. He was even thinking he might get a job as a cleaner in her mansion someday.
"Order up~~!"
Meanwhile, his words helped Kalisha steel her resolve.
"Ah, yes, coming!"
'Right, this is all for the trial. Th-this is nothing...'
Everything is for the sake of climbing the Tower.
I'm absolutely not trying to enjoy this on the side.
Hmph!!
Reinforcing my will with another round of self-hypnosis, I got moving.
I brought a pre-made meat pie and a mug of beer to the table that had ordered.
Where's the honey beer?
"Ah, the honey beer... I'll make it for you now..."
She makes it right on the spot.
First, she pulls down her top slightly to reveal a large breast.
Jiggle~
"Ooooh!! It's starting!!"
"It's fucking huge!"
"Ooh...!"
Everyone, even from the tables that hadn't ordered yet, was staring intently.
'Hngh... This is so embarrassing...'
Steeling my resolve was one thing, but this was still embarrassing.
I cupped one breast with my left hand and pinched the nipple with my right, aiming it carefully into the beer mug.
Squeeze... squeeze...!
As I gently squeezed my breast, milk began to spurt out.
"Hnngh..."
'Th-this feels strange...'
Squeezing my own breast in front of all these people sent a wave of humiliating heat through my body. Combined with the pleasure of the milk being expressed, I felt like I was already losing my mind.
"Waaaaah!! Shit, I can't believe I'm seeing this in person!"
"Max, you crazy bastard, you planned this?"
"So there was a reason it was so expensive!!"
The amount wasn't much, but adding just a little brought the beer's flavor to life.
The reason it was called 'honey beer' instead of 'royal milk' was due to the limited supply. Since just a little of my milk drastically improved the taste anyway, the recipe had been modified.
It was more cost-effective than royal milk, and I could make a lot more of it.
"Hoh... I wonder how it tastes!"
The man who received the honey beer lifted the mug and began to drink.
Gulp, gulp...
"Mmmph!!"
It went down smoothly.
A sweet harmony that didn't overpower the beer's original flavor!
Adding just a bit of Lee Do-hee's breast milk to cheap beer transformed it into a brew with a slight sweetness and a surprisingly deep, rich flavor.
It tasted like the kind of high-class beer nobles would drink.
"I-it's delicious!!"
His eyes widened in admiration as he chugged the entire mug in one go.
"Ooh!! It tastes good, too?"
"Should we order one?"
From all around the room, they started ordering honey beer one after another.
'Ugh... why is this selling so well...'
Despite costing more than ten times a normal beer, they ordered without hesitation.
And ordering wasn't all they did.
Grope...!
"Hngh...! D-don't touch me!!"
While I was squeezing milk into a mug, someone started groping my ass.
"Hey, squeeze it properly. Hehe..."
There was nothing I could do.
I had to stay still until I was finished.
'Ugh... why doesn't this feel unpleasant?'
I could resist, but I didn't feel the urge to. Rather than unpleasant... it actually felt a little good.
My aroused body began to welcome the vulgar groping and harassment.
Realizing I was defenseless while making the honey beer, the men began to touch me constantly.
They misunderstood, thinking this kind of 'service' was included in the price.
"Can I try squeezing it?"
Squeeeeze!!
"Hyaht!? D-don't just squeeze it whenever you want!"
"Ah, sorry. But I can touch this part, right?"
Squelch, squelch, squelch!!
"Haaaaang!!! Y-you can't touch my pussy...!"
"What? It's fucking soaked."
In the ten seconds or so I was standing still to squeeze out milk, they touched my body freely.
'Aah, my body's so hot...'
Naturally, their caresses had me completely aroused. My already soaked pussy was dripping onto the floor.
I was too distracted to notice, but because my clothes had ridden up, my soaking wet pussy was on full display every time I walked back and forth to serve the tables.
Someone had already pulled off my panties and taken them.
When I bent over, not only my pussy but even the puckered flower of my anus was clearly visible.
"The service at this inn is insane."
"Glad we came. Jose isn't the type to bullshit."
"She really looks like she wants to get fucked."
And just as I was getting used to the 'honey beer' humiliation...
"Hey, one cream pie over here!!!"
Someone ordered a cream pie.
"Ah... that's expensive..."
The price of a single cream pie was equivalent to a commoner's monthly salary. It was priced so high it might as well have been off the menu.
"Doesn't matter, just hurry up and bring it!"
The other customers cheered at his bold declaration.
"Yeah~ Finally!!"
"This is it!!!"
"Now we're talking!"
"Let's see what this is all about."
"Kkht... Y-yes, sir..."
'This... this feeling is...'
It's incredibly shameful.
And yet, I'm incredibly aroused.
'Why am I getting turned on... I feel like a real pervert.'
Lee Do-hee tried hard to deny it, though she'd long since become a pervert.
I slowly walked through the crowd of men who were staring as if they wanted to pounce on me at any second. Reaching the customer's table, I bent over and braced myself against it.
'Kkht... Why is this so embarrassing...'
Squeezing my eyes shut, I lifted my own skirt and spoke.
"P-pie's served. The cream is self-serve... Please fill it up..."
'I'm crazy! For me to say something like that...'
But even as I said the words, my body trembled slightly with anticipation and arousal.
"Ooooh!! Fuck, yeah, this is it!"
The large man who'd ordered the cream pie was already fully erect from the view of my pussy and ass. Wildly excited, he immediately dropped his pants.
A circle of onlookers gathered around me.
"Hoo... Max is definitely a crazy bastard."
"That woman must be a fucking pervert, too."
"They must be a pair of perverts to be doing something like this."
Squelch, squelch...
"Hnngh...!"
He toyed with my pussy with his fingers.
"Kuh... this plump pie is perfectly ripe!! But it's still missing something!"
Schlick.
His dick pressed against the entrance to my pussy.
"Let me knead the dough a little more for you!"
"Eh...?"
THUUUUMP!!!
"Hyaaaaaang!!!"
'Aah... i-it's in!!'
I felt the large dick stretch my vaginal walls and touch my cervix.
"Kkht...! Haaahng!!!"
His dick wasn't even moving, but my lower body was already twitching uncontrollably.
'The inside is completely filled with his dick... this feels good...'
I slowly surrendered my body to the pleasant sensation.
"Kuh... so this is what they mean by 'chewy'! But it's still not enough."
"Hyeht... what do you mean."
"I'll knead you until you're even tighter!"
THUMP!!
He moved his hips, pushing the head of his dick deep inside to pound against my cervix.
"This is how you're supposed to knead dough! You have to press deep inside!"
"Kkht!! Ah, no... there... Kyaaaang!!!"
As his cervical prodding made my ass tremble, he began to slap it.
Smack! Smack!
"If you want to shape unruly dough, you just have to slap it with your palm like this!"
'Aah... why am I getting off on something like this...'
I got off on his crude jokes that treated me like an object.
His words may have been playful, but the pleasure he inflicted was no joke.
'It feels so, so good... What do I do!'
He hadn't even thrust more than a few times, but the pleasure that had built up from all the groping and caresses exploded out of me.
"Hooooook...!! I'm... c-cumming!!! Oggogok!!♡"
Announcing my orgasms was a side effect from providing the second and third elixirs.
My bent legs tensed and shot straight.
I instinctively gripped the edge of the table, my body trembling as I savored the orgasm.
"Whoa~ Coming already?"
"What a weak pussy!"
"Already, after just a few thrusts? You're really sensitive."
"Fucking hot. I'm ordering the next cream pie."
As they watched me tremble through my orgasm, lewd comments flew from all directions.
As I came, my legs straightened and lifted my ass into the air, causing his dick to slip out slightly.
"Hmm... how dare a weak little pie like you try to run away?"
With that, he shoved his dick back into my pussy, which was still twitching and spurting from my orgasm.
THUUUUMP!!!
"Kwoooooh!! I-I'm still c-cumming...!"
"You're not going anywhere!"
SLAM!!
As if to punish my pussy for daring to come on its own, he began to fuck me with incredible force.
SLAP!! SLAM!! SLAM!! THUMP!!!
Rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle
He pinned me down on the table and began to ram into my pussy with his powerful hips.
The table shook precariously, a testament to the vigor of their fucking.
The force of his thrusts made my plump ass cheeks ripple.
"Hnnnnnnngh...!!! Th-this is too much!!!"
'I'm going crazy, I'm going to lose my mind...'
My body was completely pinned down, restrained.
As my cervix was pounded so hard it felt like it would be pierced, an indescribable thrill shot through my entire body.
With each deep thrust, my body convulsed as if electrocuted, and my juices gushed out like a fountain.
"Whoa~ this bitch is totally losing it."
"She's expressing how good it feels with her whole body!"
"Puhahaha!! With a dick in her, she's flopping around like a freshly caught fish, isn't she?"
'Kuuuh... how did it come to this...'
I couldn't control my own body.
When a dick was inside me, all I could do was feel it and orgasm endlessly like a whore.
"Kuuuuh... this is fucking amazing! I'm gonna cum!!"
Pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, POOOUND!!
Rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle!!
He put on a final spurt, his hips moving like a blur, and then...
SPUUUURT!!!
"Hooooook!!! I-I'm cumming again toooo!!!♡"
He thrust his dick in all the way and began to cum.
Pressed tightly together on the table, we savored the afterglow, our bodies still tingling with shared pleasure.
"Hah... hah..."
I panted heavily, my ass still twitching intermittently.
"Hoo... that's the best sex I've ever had in my life. Worth every penny."
He savored the afterglow for another moment before slowly pulling out.
"Hey, you have to say the line."
'Ah...'
"Hehng... Thank... thank you... for enjoying the cream pie...♡"
"Kukuku, fuck, yeah, that's it!"
"Ooh!!"
"I-I'll buy the next cream pie!!"
Once the floodgates opened, the cream pies started selling like hotcakes.
Each of them 'kneaded the dough' in their own way.
"How's that! You can feel it poking you deep inside, right?"
"Khhhht!! Stop, th-this is gonna kill meee!!"
"Now~ this is how you're supposed to stir the dough!"
"Haaahng!! N-no, not like thaaaat!!"
Some even swirled their hips around inside my pussy.
I lost count of how many times I came from the sensation of them grinding against my cervix.
"I'd like to buy a cream donut, if you don't mind?"
"D-donut? Kyaaang!! Th-that hole is...!"
There were even guys who used the back door.
And even while all that was happening, I didn't forget to make the honey beer.
Squeeze! Squeeze!
"The honey beer is self-serve."
"Hehe... squeezing this breast is kinda fun."
"Hey, don't put too much in."
Two guests who needed money helped out, taking over the serving and calculations Kalisha was supposed to be doing.
In return, I focused on making honey beer with my front while simultaneously making cream pies with my back.
The cream pies kept selling, despite their exorbitant price.
'Why is this selling so well...'
Of course, Lee Do-hee's face, body, and pussy were part of the appeal, but there were other factors at play.
The adventurers' competitive spirit.
It became a competition to see who could 'make' the best cream pie.
Some even started keeping a tally of how many times I orgasmed.
It was a fair bet, since I always announced when I was about to come.
Besides, adventurers had more money than one might think.
Of course, your average adventurer was no better than a beggar, but there were exceptions.
Namely, retired adventurers!
'I'll make a huge score with this and then retire!'
It's usually a cliché that ends in death, but any adventurer who actually pulled it off could live the rest of their life in comfort.
The problem for them, however, was that daily life had become boring.
After a life of thrilling, life-or-death battles and exploring unknown dungeons, settling down as a shop owner was bound to be dull.
And Max, who knew this better than anyone, had targeted them specifically.
"Is that... the gold-rank adventurer, Kazak?"
"Look, it's the legendary Hegemony Party."
Renowned, legendary adventurers.
And adventurers who were resting after retiring in their prime.
He had used word of mouth to draw them in.
Worried about their wives finding out?
'What's wrong with going to eat a cream pie?'
They communicated in a slang unknown to ordinary women, making it the perfect crime.
And so, another rumor began to spread.
That the empire's greatest 'cream pie' chef had come to Max's inn