Chapter 119: 27th Floor: New Menu Development ♥
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 119: 27th Floor: New Menu Development ♥
"Hah... haah..."
Is this... an inn's bedroom?
My memories, which had been severed by the intense orgasm, slowly returned.
It seemed Max, the innkeeper, had carried me to the room himself.
Just then, he walked in after washing up.
"Hoo... The sun's coming up, but I've strangely got energy to spare."
"You… what are you going to do about this?"
As I glared at him, he sat down on the chair next to the bed.
Then, he suddenly said something shocking.
"I don't know about that, but let me finish what I was about to say earlier. Just rest and listen. I am one of Kalisha Crawford's evaluators in this competition for the Crown Princess."
"What...?"
My mind snapped to attention.
"That's not all. I've... already made a deal to give you the lowest possible score, no matter how you perform. I don't know who's behind it, but what do I care about some Crown Princess competition? They offered a lot of money, so I took it. Besides, your reputation as a villainess is quite infamous."
"Wait, what...? Then why are you telling me this?"
Is this guy an idiot?
Isn't this basically the same as screaming, "I'm the spy"?
"Thinking about it now, there's no guarantee they'd pay me that huge sum and let me live. Rigging the imperial competition for the Crown Princess is one thing, but I heard Princess Kalisha was a noble lady notorious throughout the capital, yet you're the complete opposite, aren't you? I figured it would be foolish to trust the bastards who go around calling a perfectly fine and pure princess a villainess."
Of course.
He was commissioned to commit fraud in the Crown Princess competition.
If he stayed alive, he himself would become a threat to someone.
On top of that, since I was no longer acting like the villainess Kalisha, that rumor had become complete nonsense. So, from Max's perspective, his trust in them had hit rock bottom.
"Is that all? You'd rather side with me and try to survive? Then why did you jump me yesterday?"
To think he'd hope to survive after filling a princess's womb to the brim with his semen. What kind of nonsense was this?
"Well..."
He moved closer as he spoke.
"Well...?"
"Because you were just so fucking hot!!!"
Unbelievably, there was no grand reason for him attacking me!
He was simply, purely, so turned on that he couldn't control himself after seeing me walk around with my ass stuck out as if begging to be fucked, dripping slick from my pussy.
In fact, there was only one reason he was confessing everything to me.
He had made up all sorts of excuses, but the truth in Max's heart was, "Your pussy was so fucking good, I decided to be on your side." He just couldn't say it out loud. That's how good the sex with Lee Do-hee had been yesterday.
An overpowered pussy ability that could turn an enemy spy into an ally!
The only drawback was that it required a continuous offering of said pussy.
"Get over here, you bitch!!"
He threw back the covers and pounced on me again.
"You crazy... You're acting reckless because you think you're a dead man anyway... Kyaang!!"
"Instead of money, give me some pussy!!"
Fwwoop!!
"Haang!! Y-You crazy bastard!! Kyaaht!!"
Another round of fierce sex began.
*
Day 3.
[Max's Inn: Closed Today]
But they weren't closed just to have sex.
Now that they had truly hit a state of post-nut clarity and calmed down, Max and Kalisha got serious.
"Since it's come to this, we're flipping the whole board."
Max said with a grim face.
"How?"
"I'm not the only evaluator. Me struggling alone won't accomplish anything. There's something more important."
"What is it?"
"Can you... really become the Crown Princess?"
He looked at me with a serious expression, unbecoming of the criminal who had just been raping me.
"As long as you don't speak of what happened today? I'd say there's about a 90 percent chance."
"Then I'll persuade all the evaluators."
"Wait, don't tell me all the evaluators took bribes?"
"That's right..."
What in the world were Elina's followers doing...?
But surprisingly, the evaluators gathered quickly.
It turned out the eight guests staying at this very inn were the evaluators.
"Huh? What, all the guys here are evaluators? This is just ridiculously lax. Who's in charge of all this?"
"......"
In truth, the Prime Minister in charge of this trial was not so careless.
To experience the life of the common people, one needed people who were directly familiar with the lives of the local community. That's why he chose current residents as evaluators, not dispatched officials.
Besides, if he had hired several strangers who didn't know each other, it would be harder to catch who leaked the secret that the Crown Princess competition was taking place.
A trial that even used large-scale warping.
Failure was absolutely not an option.
So, he chose a group of adventurers who, while not nobles, were reasonably well-off and respected.
A group with enough loyalty that they wouldn't want to harm one another.
Max's inn fit that description perfectly.
It might not look like much, but this inn was a place where only high-ranking adventurers of Silver Rank or higher stayed.
Silver was the highest rank an adventurer could reach before learning to wield aura.
Since most who learned aura would become knights for other noble families, these were, with a few exceptions, the strongest adventurers around.
That's why he had paid them a hefty sum to act as both guards and evaluators.
And what do adventurers value most?
Without a doubt, it was money.
'As long as I pay them enough, it should be fine.'
- the Prime Minister had calculated precisely.
Of course, the Prime Minister had another ace up his sleeve.
'The villainess will just throw another tantrum anyway. What could she possibly accomplish there?'
It was the incredible (?) list of achievements built up by this body's owner, Kalisha Crawford!
But here, an enormous variable had emerged.
Namely, the person inside Kalisha had changed, making her diligent and well-behaved, and her pussy was valuable enough to shatter a deal worth a fortune!
And so, on the third day, Max and Kalisha began winning over the other evaluators.
They explained the various circumstances, and when that wasn't enough, they offered the princess's pussy as a reward.
"Eh...? Wait, I'm definitely a princess, so why?"
Not many men could refuse the tempting proposition that a child they fathered could become the emperor. Things eaten in secret always taste the best.
The result was a considerable success.
They couldn't win over all the evaluators, but excluding Max, they had successfully recruited six of the other eight.
The remaining two, however, were a problem. They each had their own reasons.
"I need to save money for my sick mother."
"I need money for my daughter's academy tuition."
So they sought a solution.
"The princess here can just give you the money, can't she?"
"Hmm... but isn't she still a noble? What if she changes her mind later?"
"Then she can give it to you now. That way, your families will be fine even if you go missing, right?"
"Now? How? Where would we get that kind of money?"
Everyone's gaze turned to me.
"Eh...?"
Since ancient times, local procurement has always been an excellent method.
*
Day 4.
Max's Inn reopened.
However...
[Closed to non-guests]
"What the hell? I heard the girl working here is fucking gorgeous."
"Well... looks like it's already over. That bastard Max, no wonder he threw a fit when I tried to fuck that bitch the day before yesterday."
"Ah, I should've just kidnapped her and taken her for myself!!"
"So he's gonna have all the fun by himself?"
"Max, you thieving bastard!"
Most of the adventurers had figured it out.
'Ah, that pig Max must be fucking the brains out of that super hot waitress! And he's probably going at it day and night!'
But there was nothing they could do.
If they were that pissed, they should have shoved their dicks in first.
Most of the adventurers turned back with regret, but there were some who didn't give up.
The adventurer Jose.
The very same guy who had squished and prodded Lee Do-hee's pussy with his fingers the day before yesterday, and who had been caught secretly stroking her thigh the day before that!
He knew just from his fingers. He knew Lee Do-hee's pussy was a masterpiece of the highest order. If she hadn't stayed at the inn yesterday, he had planned to follow her after work and rape her.
And once prey was in his sights, he never let it go.
'What? Only guests can enter? Then I'll just become a guest, won't I?'
Max's inn was a three-story building.
The first floor was a dining area, while the second and third floors were guest rooms.
Five rooms per floor.
There were ten rooms in total, but two of them were still vacant.
He'd gotten this information by slipping some money to a guest on his way out to work.
"Hehehe... I'll just sit in the hall and drink milk all day long."
He ignored the sign that read [Guests Only] and entered the inn.
Clack.
But unfortunately, the door was locked.
"Hey, you're not a guest. Get lost!"
A voice came from inside.
Damn, it seemed there were a few other adventurers who, like him, were targeting Lee Do-hee and just drinking milk all day. The problem was, these guys were legitimate guests.
"Ah, that's not my intention. I heard from Mr. Smith at the blacksmith's next door that this inn has great facilities and delicious meat pies. I plan on becoming a guest, so don't be like that."
"Jose, you bastard, you're telling a lie that's obviously gonna get caught. Whatever. There are still rooms left, so do as you please."
They were all regulars here, so they pretty much all knew each other.
Anyway, despite the close call, he was lucky it was someone he knew, so the guy didn't say anything more and opened the door.
Click.
'Oh, my love~'
He was finally in.
He approached her at the counter.
'Wow, those tits are... she's seriously the only bitch whose tits I want to suckle on like that.'
"M-Hnngh... How may I help you?"
"...?"
But for some reason, she seemed a little off.
Her face was slightly flushed, and her body was trembling faintly.
'Did she catch a cold? So that's why they were closed! In that case, there's hope for me too!'
Max's Inn was considered a fairly high-end establishment.
He paid a large sum of money he had carefully saved and booked a room for a week.
'Hehehe... I'm glad the competition has thinned out.'
After tossing his luggage in his room, he went straight back down to the first-floor hall and placed an order.
"One meat pie and one milk over here!"
"Keut...! T-Today, the owner isn't here... so we're only taking orders for milk and beer..."
"Oh? Then just give me the milk!"
"I-I'm not feeling well... Heut, so please get it yourself today..."
'What's with her...'
Something felt strange, but he couldn't just get angry when everyone else was eating quietly. He approached the counter to get the milk himself.
And in a place Jose couldn't see, something completely unexpected was happening...
"(Please, just stop!)"
"(No, I have to scrape out what's inside.)"
Squish, squelch, squish...!
Max was under Lee Do-hee, fucking her pussy.
Lee Do-hee was maintaining her poker face as best she could, serving her first customer while her ass trembled uncontrollably.
Why were they doing this? In truth, they had been openly taking turns with Lee Do-hee inside the inn just moments before. When Jose, who had taken the bait, knocked on the door, they had hastily cleaned up.
So, in preparation for what was to come, he was scraping out the semen from inside her.
Jose couldn't have imagined such a thing was happening.
As he watched her pour a proper amount of milk with trembling hands, his eyes happened to fall on the menu.
"Hm? What's this?"
Two new items had been added to the menu, which originally only had five.
[Royal Milk]
[Cream Pie]
"Th-That's... Hnngh..."
Seeing her look so embarrassed for some reason made him want to order it.
'The pie is probably not available since the owner is out... Royal Milk? Wait, the price is fucking...'
But Jose was a real man.
His concept was not caring about money.
"One more Royal Milk, please. Let's compare the taste!"
It was a bit expensive, but wanting to show off his wealth, Jose casually ordered the Royal Milk.
"Aah... Understood..."
With a shy face, she ducked below the counter.
Drip, drip, drip...
"Ngh...! Aht, heut!"
A strange sound.
He heard the sound of a thin stream of liquid falling onto another liquid, and the sounds a woman makes when she's aroused.
'Wh-What the...'
A moment later,
"H-Here is your Royal Milk..."
Her face even redder, she held out the glass of milk. He felt his lower body getting hard for some reason.
"Thank you!"
But I am a gentle man.
Before making a pass, I'll leave a good first impression.
(He had already erased the memory of sexually harassing her.)
He struck a cool pose, gave her a nod, and returned to his seat to try the Royal Milk.
Gulp...
'Huh!?'
"What the hell, why is this so delicious?"
It went down his throat so smoothly!
He'd bought it thinking he was getting half-scammed, but it was more than worth the price.
It wasn't just sweet. There was a strange, savory flavor that made him want to keep drinking.
"Whoa!!! Hold on, this new menu is fucking amazing!"
Jose ran back to the counter. Drinking that made him feel strangely energized.
"One more Royal Milk, please!"
"Aah... W-We're out of stock for today..."
"Ah..."
Just then, someone shouted at Jose.
"Hey, Jose! Order the cream pie, that shit is seriously fucking delicious!"
"Cream pie...?"
But the price listed for the cream pie was an absurd amount that would take Jose nearly a month of work to earn.
"Ah... the price is..."
Pop!
Suddenly, the innkeeper Max popped up from behind the waitress.
"What the, Max! Didn't you say you were taking the day off?"
"Never mind that. Try the cream pie. You absolutely won't regret it."
"I mean, even if I want to..."
"Since it's your first time, I'll give you a free tasting. But if you really like it, spread the word."
Jose was known in this city for being a social butterfly and a storyteller.
"Ooh...! Of course, Max! I'll order the cream pie right away!!"
When he ordered the cream pie, Max stood still, and the waitress stepped forward with an embarrassed expression.
"...?"
She stood in front of Jose, then turned around and lifted her skirt.
"Huh...? Whoa? What is this?"
She spoke, her voice trembling slightly.
"Th-The pie is served... Please put the cream i-in!!"
"......."
A plump, wet pussy was presented before him.
Blood rushed to Jose's cock in an instant.
Throb!
He tore off his cumbersome pants and underwear in one motion and, as if possessed, prodded her pussy with the head of his cock.
Twitch, twitch!!
The springy pussy twitched as if begging to be fucked.
The fuckable, large ass stimulating his vision was a bonus.
Many people were watching, but pulling out here would be a man's shame.
"Hoo... I'm... going in!"
Fwooook...!
He slowly pushed his cock in.
"Ooooh...!"
'As expected, it's a masterpiece! It doesn't just squeeze my cock. The winding insides of her cunt are pleasantly enveloping it!'
"Haaauuuuugh..."
Feeling as if his cock was being sucked in, he pushed it all the way in with one powerful thrust.
Sshhllluuurrrp!!
"Hoooooook...!!"
"Kngh... Crazy, I think I'm gonna cum right away..."
Even the woman's reaction was good.
Her pussy and ass twitched as if she was feeling my cock.
Moans born from natural instinct escaped her, no matter how hard she tried to hold them back.
From her face to her body, she was flawless, but even setting that aside, everything else was perfect.
People who liked childish body types or disliked anything too excessive might have mixed feelings, but in Jose's eyes, she was a perfect 100 out of 100.
Smack!
"Haaang...!"
Without realizing it, he instinctively slapped her ass and moved his hips as if possessed.
Schlop schlop schloooop!!!
The inside of her pussy was chewy and sticky.
He finally understood why people said sex was "delicious" when it felt good.
'So this is what a truly delicious pussy tastes like.'
Everything he had eaten until now was truly nothing.
"Hah... Damn, to think I'm only eating something like this now!"
Watching her full ass jiggle and sway, he quickly felt the urge to cum.
'Kngh, I'm this fast...'
For a moment, he thought about taking a break, but his body was already moving fiercely on its own.
'It feels too good to stop!!'
Unable to resist the thought of 'how good would it feel to cum inside that pussy,' he fucked her like a man possessed until his semen erupted.
Pang pang pang pang pang pang paaaang!!
"Heut...! Nnght, nngh...!"
"Ugh... I'm cumming, I'll pour lots of cream for you!!!"
He gripped her hips tightly, pushed his cock in to the hilt, and ejaculated.
Splaash... Splurrrrrrrrt!!!
"Oooooooh!!!"
Jose let out an unmanly, sloppy moan as he shot his load.
"Knghuuuuut...! Hooooook!!"
He could feel her reaching climax along with him.
He knew without her having to say a word.
The tension in the tips of her limbs.
Her trembling body.
And the moans that escaped despite her trying to hold them back out of embarrassment...
The beautiful woman was completely gone for his cock.
Perfect sex that provided not only physical satisfaction but mental satisfaction as well.
"Hoo... That was fucking amazing..."
Sshhllluuck...
Completely satisfied, he slowly pulled out his cock.
And for the finishing touch.
She spoke with a trembling body.
"Th-Thank you for... e-enjoying the cream pie..."
"!!!"
'Fuck, this is insane...'
And so, a new rumor spread.
The Royal Milk sold at Max's Inn had a heavenly taste,
And the Cream Pie had a chewy, sticky texture that was a work of art.
Jose wasn't the only one spreading the rumor.
They had storytellers and well-connected guys sample the Royal Milk and Cream Pie once each, then spread the word throughout the city.
That evening, when people's curiosity had reached its peak.
[Max's Inn: Open for Business]
Max's Inn opened its doors.