Chapter 26: The Fleeting Dinosaur Transforming Robot That Rides a Dinosaur
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 26: The Fleeting Dinosaur Transforming Robot That Rides a Dinosaur
“I don’t even want to show our son off to other people. I’m perfectly satisfied with just living with him for the rest of my life, you know?”
I understood my mother’s feelings well, but a son and a mother couldn't live together forever. I needed to get married, have kids, snag a fine lady, and live a life of leisure without ever getting my hands wet.
Everyone was looking at me. They all knew that I was the only one who could persuade Mom.
“I wanna live with Mom fo-o-orever too!”
“Fufu, come here, my son! Yes, yes, let’s live together fo-o-orever, okay? Please grow up quickly~!”
If we were going to live together forever, it felt like time should move slower, but whatever.
“But I want to film the movie! I want to do it!”
“No. That’s a no-no. A big no-no.”
“Heeey… But I want to!”
“No-no.”
Mother was incredibly stubborn.
If it was going to be like this, I had no choice.
“I hate you, Mom!”
“Ack?!”
I didn't want to do this to my kind, pretty, and beautiful mother, but I couldn't help it in the face of the Premium Limited Edition Transforming Robot Set. It was a higher-tier product than anything Mom had ever bought me!
“I hate you! I’m not playing with Mom anymore! I’m gonna be Hindel Mama’s son instead!”
“Yo-Yong-hwan…!”
Seeing her green eyes tremble with a sense of betrayal almost made my heart waver, but I broke free from her embrace and threw my arms around Hindel’s neck.
“Mama, Mama! Hindel Mama is my only Mama!”
“Hmm… This is quite nice.”
As I acted spoiled, the corners of Hindel’s mouth curled up softly.
“Yo-Yong-hwan. People who film movies are all bad people. They eat lots of bad things, do lots of bad things, and just hide it by pretending they didn't, okay?”
It seemed Mother utterly loathed the entertainment industry. Of course, she wasn't entirely wrong. But compared to the toxic sisters in Mom’s friend network, those people might actually be on the kinder side.
“I don’t care, I hate Mom. No, I hate Noona. I hate Ame Noona!”
“Ugh….”
The effect was devastating. The HP of our young, pretty, big-breasted, and wide-hipped Elf Mommy began to drop in massive chunks.
Calling her "Noona" for some reason made Ame Cal Degrain look incredibly suggestive today as she stood there on the verge of tears. It felt like I was moving past the Cowardly Incest Club and into the territory of a truly hardcore Alpha Male Club.
“Hindel Mama! I’m gonna wash with Hindel Mama! I’m not washing with Ame Noona!”
Let’s see how long she can hold out, considering she’s in the terminal stages of ‘I love my son, I love him, I love him so much I could die’ disease.
“I’m gonna go night-night with Hindel Mama. I’m not sleeping with Ame Noona anymore! And….”
“I will! I’ll sleep with Yong-hwan!”
Mom shouted at the top of her lungs. She was incredibly weak to surrender so soon. Or perhaps, I had trained her too well.
After all, I had made both my sister and my mother suffer from the terminal illness of ‘I love my brother/son, I love him, I love him so much, how can I love him this much, I could die’!
“No way! Ame Noona, who tells me not to be in a movie, isn't my mom! Hindel Mama is my mom!”
“You—you can go. You can fi-film it… Sniff… Just don’t say that…. Yong-hwan….”
Seeing the "wicked" mother of my child sobbing while clutching my sleeve, I decided to forgive her just this once.
“Really? Then is Ame Noona my mom?”
“Yes, yes, only I am our Yong-hwan’s mom. My son! Mommy’s sorry!”
I had no choice but to pull away from Hindel. Leaving the embrace of the Dragon Lord, who looked strangely disappointed, I nestled back into Mom’s chest. Her magnificent maternal pouches satisfied me.
“Okay, just this once! Only Ame is my mom!”
“Yes, yes, my son. Mommy will be good to you, so you can’t call me Noona from now on! Got it?”
For an adult to be so hurt by a child’s words was pathetic beyond belief. I gave her a casual "okay" and soothed my terminal-stage-son-obsessed (omitted) mother by groping her chest a few times.
I didn't know when it would be, but I received the dinosaur transforming robot toy set as a down payment.
And then.
“Yong-hwan, Yong-hwan, let Noona play too, okay? Please? Please?”
“...Just once?”
Throughout the entire trip, my robot set was confiscated by my sister.
***
I could have used a finishing move like ‘I hate Noona, you’re not my sister anymore,’ but thinking naively that she’d return it once the trip was over, I could only watch with warm eyes as my sister played by herself, making "pew-pew" sounds with the robot after her training.
I only needed it to flex on that brat Im Su-yeon anyway; it wasn't like I particularly wanted to play with it. Well, I did want to play with it, but since this was my second life, I could endure a little.
Or so I thought.
“Waaaaah!!! Mommmyyyy!!! Noona stole my roboooot!!!!”
‘I hate Noona, I’m not playing with you!’ didn't work on my sister, whom I could never beat in terms of strength. I began to hate my sister, who was nearly a middle schooler yet losing her mind over a robot dinosaur.
No, it was clear that just as Camel’s unbelievable tits hypnotized me, the Limited Edition Deluxe Transforming Robot Dinosaur set had hypnotized my sister.
“Iris! How can you take your brother’s things! Give it back!”
“But this is a transforming robot, and Yong-hwan is a boy. If he plays with things like this, he’ll grow up to be like a girl. As his older sister, I had no choice but to stop him from playing with it.”
Iris presented her logic. It was flimsy as hell and nothing but nonsense, but...
“...That’s true.”
In this gender-reversed world, robot toys were the exclusive domain of girls, and the problem was that Mom was immediately convinced by the argument that I’d grow up like a girl if I played with them.
It would be amateurish to say something like ‘I hate Mom, I’m going to live with a different mom’ here. If I used that too often, its effectiveness would wane. That was a move to be saved like a Joker for a truly necessary moment; it was a waste to use it over a mere toy.
Realizing that tear attacks wouldn't work, I had to take a different approach.
First, I called the person who had been simping for me.
—This is Tiria, Prosecutor of the 6th Division of the Regional Headquarters. Who is this?
“Auntie Tiria!!!!”
—Huh? Yong-hwan? What’s wrong? Where’s your mom?
I had no choice but to utilize public power. For a smooth resolution of the case, I explained the summary of the incident to the Prosecutor in great detail—how ownership was clearly established and how this was a vicious crime committed between relatives.
—...Our Yong-hwan is so smart.
The Chief Prosecutor’s reaction was lukewarm.
“Tiria Noona?”
I immediately promoted her from Auntie to Noona.
—For a simple case like this, I think it’s right to talk to your mom, not me. Also, Auntie is really busy lately, so I’m sorry I can’t pay more attention. When Yong-hwan grows up about ten more years, I’ll be really good to you then, okay?
The crazy prosecutor spat out some nonsense and hung up. I deleted the phone number of that Sweet Simp who wasn't even 1% helpful. Any woman who wasn't useful to me got her number deleted.
There wasn't much time left until the academy opened. Before then, I had to quickly snatch the Super Tyranno Alpha Saurus XI back from my sister. Personally, the Green Brachiosaurus Beta XII was fine too, but the Super Tyranno series was what that brat Im Su-yeon liked.
I couldn't stand the fact that I wouldn't be able to flex on that malicious brat who would push me when the teacher wasn't looking, climb onto the ‘Sheep’ I was riding, or put disgusting side dishes on my meal tray.
Since I could find a complaint form on the internet, I wrote down the details of the incident and the necessary requirements accordingly and submitted it to the Police Sister, who was sitting with her knees neatly tucked.
“Yong-hwan… what is this?”
“A lawsuit. I’m suing Noona. Process the case.”
Mom’s green eyes trembled violently. Then she read the complaint. At first, she was smiling as if it were cute, but then she looked at me again, seemingly flustered by my fluent writing and perfect formatting.
“The requirements for a lawsuit are sufficient, but… do you really have to do this to your sister?”
“Hindel Mama gave it to me. I have to get it back. At least by the first day of school!”
“Are you going to take it to the academy?”
I nodded with a face that said I would fight to the death.
“Didn't the teacher tell you not to bring toys?”
“Su-yeon keeps saying I don’t even have a Super Tyranno! I’m gonna show her!”
“My son, don’t tell me you like Su-yeon?”
“I hate her! I hate her! I hate her so much! I like Mom the best! I’m gonna live with Mom fo-o-orever! I’m gonna marry Mom!”
With the innocence and determination of a child, I steeled my will to get the Super Tyranno Alpha Saurus XI.
“...A Super Tyranno Alpha Saurus X?”
“It’s the Super Tyranno Alpha Saurus XI!!!!”
I felt like crying at Mom’s indifference.
“You just need that one, right? Is that it?”
“Yeah! No, the Green Brachiosaurus Beta XII too…..”
As the saying goes, no mother can beat her son; after 3 hours, 21 minutes, and 12 seconds of persuading my sister, Mother retrieved the ones I wanted.
If it were me, I would have first spanked Iris’s butt until she couldn't sit in a chair and then scolded her, saying she should yield to her younger brother! But Mother was certainly a person of character, except when she was dealing with her friends.
And so, the first day of school arrived.
“This is the Super Tyranno Alpha Saurus XI! You don’t have something like this, do you!?”
“Who plays with that? The Omega Drake Secret Combination Form is what’s popular these days, dummy. Look at what Su-yeon brought!”
Im Su-yeon once again monopolized the love and attention of the children.
“Yong-hwan, you shouldn't bring toys….”
The Fluffy Teacher spoke kindly. I raised my hand while sniffing.
Slap!
“Hah-ugh?!”
“Giddy-up—stay quiet.”
“Me-meeeeh….”
The Sheep, having been slapped on the butt, cried out in a moist voice.