Chapter 106: Maybe a New Toy!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 106: Maybe a New Toy!
Anyway, before filming began, I was caught by the hyungs and sisters for about twenty minutes. They spent the time applying some strange stuff to my face, calling it "makeup," and grooming me.
I found it absurd how they all cheered each other on, saying things like, "His skin is so good," "He's naturally handsome," and "It's because he's an Elf," as if they had finished in record time.
The teachers were getting paid for this, but I wasn't. I was doing this as "volunteer work" only because I’d received that damn toy as an advance payment. I really wished they’d keep that in mind.
The Elf sister, who had apparently arrived already made up, was waiting for me in a skin-tight shirt that left nothing of her figure to the imagination.
"...Wow."
That exclamation didn't come from me; it came from the Elf sister. Looking in the mirror, I didn't see much of a difference, but Luinal was staring at me in awe.
Between the vulgar outfit this Elf sister was wearing and that strange sensuality that could provoke any man—not to mention her lithe, panther-like vibe—my Mr. Smarty, tucked away against my thigh, reacted all on its own.
"This is incredible, Director."
"Right? He's top-tier even if we just sent him out as is, but with just a bit of styling to match the atmosphere, we could just leave the camera running and walk away."
I was already sick of hearing compliments about this face. My mother had given me inferior Elf genes, leaving me with no talent and a life of getting beaten up by my younger sister, among many other flaws. However, my face was the one thing that earned me the title of "genius" wherever I went, so I didn't even care anymore.
I wished it could feel fresh and thrilling every time, but since Grasha had snatched my Green Brachiosaurus Beta XII S2 yesterday, what I needed wasn't looks, but power. That was the more accurate reason why I didn't care.
More importantly, she must have been incredibly confident in her body to wear that latex-like skin-tight suit. The way the lines of her muscles faintly showed through was quite audacious.
"It looks like I'll be appearing in the debut work of the world's greatest actor. All thanks to you, little young master."
Luinal picked me up by the armpits and gave my back a light pat. She smelled good, just like Mom, which sent a surge of strength into my "son."
Perhaps because she belonged to an inferior species, she didn't feel any shame in revealing her body; instead, she seemed proud of it. It was truly pathetic.
"Hm? Something hard...?"
The Elf sister, who had been stroking my back, reached down below my buttocks and kneaded the "cargo" that was suffering so much against my thigh.
"Huh? Uh... W-Wait... Eek?!"
After audaciously fondling my goods a few times, the slender Elf movie star sister let out a startled cry and dropped me.
Of course, since I was learning basic self-defense from Hindel, Marika, and the pet trio, I performed a light roll and landed perfectly, so I wasn't hurt.
"A-Are you okay?"
"Yep!"
Everyone else was so busy preparing for the shoot that they didn't seem to notice Luinal manhandling my—admittedly quite large for its age—precious part before tossing me aside.
"But Luinal Noona, why did you touch my dick?"
"Ah, no... I, well..."
"You kneaded it a lot. It felt good!"
"W-Wait a second...! That..."
The Elf sister scanned the surroundings. Looking relieved that no one was paying attention to us, she quickly covered my mouth.
"I felt something strange on your thigh, so I touched it. I definitely didn't mean to do that. You understand, right?"
If I weren't living my 2nd playthrough, I never would have understood, but the Elf sister—likely having zero experience with children—tried to explain it logically. Then, she cautiously removed her hand.
"Right, so you touched it because there was a dick on my thigh?"
"Ah, NO!!! A-Ah, it's nothing! We're just... just talking..."
Having accidentally raised her voice, the Elf sister began making pathetic excuses to the eyes now turning toward her.
Seeing the movie star sister looking so nervous while looking at me, I decided to let it slide just this once. She was of the same inferior species as my mother, so it was understandable.
"P-Please... can't you just listen to Noona?"
"Okay! Looking at Noona made this part really hard! I like you, Noona!"
"Ugh..."
This Elf sister was fun to tease.
She seemed to be enjoying it in the midst of her embarrassment. Being of the same race as my perverted mother—who lied about kisses with her son being common sense while going mwah, slurp, schlop—she really did seem like a hopeless pervert.
"Noona~!"
"Ugh... Y-Yeah...!"
It would be weird for her to say she hated it, and just as weird to honestly say she liked it, so we might as well just match our pace and make some good memories together.
It felt like this boring filming session was about to become fun.
Because she was so conscious of my thigh during the piggyback and hugging scenes, we had to reshoot the same parts several times. However, whether she had gotten used to it or had entered "enjoyer mode," Luinal eventually started rubbing her body against mine quite proactively.
"Yong-hwan seems to follow Luinal quite well."
"It's because she's like a mom! I like Lui Noona so~ much!"
The people around us didn't seem to think much of it. If Luinal had been the one clinging to me, it might have looked strange, but since I was the one acting clingy, everyone just watched with warm smiles.
Every time I subtly rubbed my hard Mr. Smarty against her, the way she flinched and trembled was adorable. Her white hair was pretty and to my liking, and since she gave off a rabbit-like vibe despite being an Elf, she practically begged to be bullied by me.
This wasn't my fault; it was Luinal's fault for being so erotic. It was her fault for being born as an inferior species like an Elf and tempting me.
"Lui-lui, you like me too, right?"
"Lui-lui... is that my nickname?"
"Yeah! Isn't it cute? There's also Rung-rung!"
Lui-lui. Rung-rung. She seemed happy that I, of all people, had given a nickname to an inferior Elf who had nothing going for her but her looks. Naturally, she had to accept it with gratitude.
"...It's a nice name."
"Yeah! Lui-lui~ I like you~!"
Since I didn't have anyone "included" to play with today, I had to pioneer a new market. The director looked a bit too old to play "rub-the-dick" with, and since Luinal was the only one who met my aesthetic standards—which had been raised significantly by my mother—I had no choice.
While exchanging basic personal information with Lui-lui, I learned some useless facts: she was a rising famous actress, she lived alone with her mother, and her hobbies were cooking and exercising.
It was a meaningless conversation since I had no way of knowing her three sizes, her preferred style of play, or whether she was a Masochist who would be compatible with me.
After wasting time like that, the filming began. Most of the scenes had already been shot, so we just had to compressively film the parts I appeared in.
There weren't even that many scenes with me.
The first day's shoot covered everything from the beginning of the story where I'm wary of Lui-lui, to me falling in love with her swordsmanship and begging her to teach me, to showing unexpected talent, to getting scolded after getting caught showing off by beating up other kids outside, and finally to the scene where Lui-lui, thinking she might have been too harsh and wanting to apologize, is horrified to find the young master has suddenly vanished.
After the first day's shoot ended, I approached Lui-lui to steal some of the lunch she said she'd brought. A pretty Elf auntie, who shared the same race as Lui-lui but seemed otherwise unrelated, looked at me and gave her assessment.
"Young lady, it seems a fine male has come out of the Degrain family."
"Degrain? Who?"
Luinal, who had been setting the table and making a spot for me, began looking left and right as if searching for someone.
"This child you brought, young lady."
"He's a Degrain? Yong-hwan is?"
Luinal asked back as if she didn't understand, and the Elf auntie nodded.
"Who is the pretty Noona~?"
"Fufu, I am Luinal-nim's manager."
It seemed everyone liked being called pretty even once; it was a very cost-effective compliment.
"She's the one who has looked after me since I was little... But Yong-hwan, the Degrain family?"
"My mom's name has Degrain in it!"
Luinal nodded with a hesitant face and handed me a fork as if it were no big deal. My family used chopsticks too, but being an uncivilized inferior species, she seemed to try to solve everything with a fork.
"Lui-lui, do you know a lot about my mom?"
"...If it's your mother, she's a Degrain... Ame Cal Degrain, right?"
"Yep!"
Luinal shook her head.
"Aside from the fact that she's a police officer, I don't know much about your mother."
Being an entertainer, she didn't seem to know much. I could understand, since she was busy making a living. As I looked at her with pity, Luinal hurriedly continued.
"B-But! I know a lot about your grandmother!"
To think my grandmother, who was currently repenting for her sins while eating prison beans, would be mentioned here—this was something I had to hear.