Chapter 248
Chapter 248
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 248
Chapter Title: Kill the Gay King
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"Don't tell me you don't know! A pure straight young man is the epitome of heart, technique, and body! Only someone who possesses all three can be a true natural treasure! That's you!"
"Heart, technique, and body...? You don't mean what I think you mean, do you?"
Jin Se-young often emphasized the concept of heart, technique, and body.
Heart refers to one's mind and mana, technique to martial skills and form, and body to physical prowess.
"Allow me to explain! Heart! You're not gay. If you were, you couldn't possibly understand why I kill men! And above all, your reactions in front of me! In your heart, you're a pure straight young man!"
"...This is ridiculous. So what about technique?"
It's so absurd that I'm actually curious about the rest.
"You. Have you ever tried anal masturbation?"
"Are you insane?! Why the hell would I do that?!"
"That's exactly technique! You don't know how to do anal masturbation! You've never even stuck a finger in there! Am I right?!"
"I said you're insane!"
Having a beauty lick and caress my asshole is one thing, but fingering myself? I've never even considered it.
"Body! You possess an intact hymen! And above all, you're a virgin! That dizzying scent emanating from you is the proof!"
It's true, I do have my membrane intact. And it will stay that way for life. But one thing he said—being a virgin—I can't accept that.
"Me, a virgin?! Don't make me laugh! I've had sex with countless women! If you count them up, it's over ten thousand!"
"Heh. You're misunderstanding something. Sex with women? That's just masturbation. And even that's a tool you only use when you're desperate! But I'm impressed. These days, you can go to any park and freely have sex with strangers..."
Snap!
He, who had been looking at me puzzled, suddenly snapped his fingers.
"I see! You're one of those ideal sexual deviants who only like women! That explains it."
"...What a fucked-up world. This is one hell of a shitty worldview."
I even summoned my sword aura. I had a gut feeling that attacking this guy outright wouldn't work.
"Haha. How about becoming my secretary? Don't worry about the cops downstairs. I have more than enough power to chase them off. Killing the male employees was a bit much... but employees can always be replaced. Compared to the value of a pure straight young man like you, it's nothing."
"...Forget it. Just die already."
Shadow Heaven Style: Thunder Light.
The fastest quick-draw strike in the Shadow Heaven Style.
A bolt of light crackling with lightning flies toward the chairman's throat.
The chairman raises his hand to block my sword. Red blood drips from his clenched fist onto the floor.
"Mm. Sharp. To think it could cut my skin. It looked like an ordinary electric iron sword... Is it because of that blue haze?"
"...Blocking sword aura with your bare hand. What kind of monstrous body is that...!"
"My body is brimming with the gay power bestowed by the Gay King. I can sleep with a hundred men in a row and still be fine!"
I strained with all my might to pull the sword from his grip. But it wouldn't budge an inch.
"Thunderbolt!"
Lightning generated in my hand travels along the sword toward the chairman. He knows nothing of mana, so he can't resist electricity. He should be electrocuted to death. That's how it should work...
"Mm. Tingling. Do you have gay power too? This is going to be one electrifying fuck!"
"You're crazy! Are you even human?!"
"Hahaha. See? Human enough. But really... won't you be my secretary? Annual salary of 30 billion! You just have to brew coffee by my side. Instant coffee is fine. What do you say?"
"And in return, I spread my ass for you?"
"Mm. Wouldn't mutual enjoyment be best? If you don't like being secretary... how about lover? No, marry me instead! I'll let you live in luxury! I'll make you happy without getting your hands dirty!"
"Shove it up your ass. I'd rather die than marry you!"
"...No helping it, then."
The chairman's smiling face turns expressionless.
His grip on the sword tightens. More red blood flows out than before.
'He plans to snap the sword to show off. Sword aura not only enhances cutting power but also reinforces durability. It won't break that easily...'
Crack!
The sword breaks. My shaken focus causes the blue aura to vanish.
"Even if you refuse, you can't stop my burning love. I'll take you by force. Don't worry. It only hurts the first time."
The chairman charges at me. I dodge in panic and run to the side.
"Hahaha! You're fast! Stop right there! Show me that back! That back!"
"Fuck!"
Fortunately, the chairman isn't faster than me. Strong physical power and durability don't mean agility.
"Ba-a-a-ack!"
"Shut the fu-u-uck up!"
I could use teleport to escape this building in an instant.
'But my pride won't let me run like this!'
He dared sexually harass me. Even if I can't kill him, I want him to pay.
'Buy a new weapon and kill him!'
What I need now is a weapon strong enough to kill the chairman in one hit.
'Not this. Not this either... Damn. Why are there so many cheap ones? Can't search without a name... Fuck!!'
Grab!
A hand lands on my shoulder.
I whip around in surprise to see the chairman grinning with bared teeth.
"Haha. Got you!"
I quickly figure it out. His footprints are deeply embedded in the marble floor a short distance away.
'He used strength to propel himself!'
I grit my teeth and try to shake off his hand.
Riiip!
My shirt tears, and cool air hits my back.
"Hah! This is the back of a pure straight young man! This beauty... incredible! Just looking at it makes me want to cum...!"
"Cum? You crazy bastard! In your dreams!"
In a panic, I hurl a black water balloon from my pocket at him. Distracted by my back, he takes it full to the face.
Pop!
The balloon bursts, black liquid drenching the chairman.
Sizzle!
The black liquid melts into his body like acid.
"Gaaahhhh!"
He rolls on the floor. If it were on his arms, legs, or body, he might not panic. He could just rip off the flesh. A psycho like him might do it calmly.
But it's his face. His eyes are already blinded, and it's in his mouth.
'He'll die soon.'
I sigh and brush the black liquid off my face. To me, it's just ink. Probably safe to eat.
"Why! Why reject me! Pure straight young man!"
"You're delusional. Don't call me that. You'll only endanger me if you live, so hurry up and die. Lick King Yama's asshole in hell."
"King Yama's asshole...? How do you know I'm good at rimming...?"
The chairman's body goes limp.
No need for a mercy kill. The alert proves he's dead.
"Haa."
I sigh. I'm exhausted enough to collapse into bed.
Rubbing my forehead with my palm, it's covered in cold sweat.
When he grabbed my shoulder, an uncontrollable terror gripped me. Without the rage, I might have teleported away right then.
Thud thud thud!
Police helicopters approach in the distance through the window.
'...Cops will swarm here soon. Time to bail.'
I teleport to the adjacent building, enter the men's restroom, kill the first guy who comes in, steal his suit, then teleport to an alley.
I weave through alleys, evading police, putting distance between me and the building.
???
The sun sets.
Leaning against an alley wall in the bustling district, I check my smartphone. It's connected to the internet, letting me gather some info on this world.
This world has only one country.
Korea? No. America? No. Gay Nation. As ridiculous as it sounds, that's the name.
Population: 200 million. Size: half of Canada. This world itself is tiny compared to Earth.
I click my tongue at the articles. Getting caught on CCTV was expected.
'The chairman and that secretary he was fucking were still there. Should've killed that bastard too... but things were too chaotic.'
If I'd silenced him, I wouldn't have this "pure straight young man" moniker.
Pure Straight Young Man
100 Billion Won
Capture alive and deliver in pure, untouched state.
My face is clearly printed on the wanted poster.
'Fuck. And now it begins. The Gay King's palace... damn, it's ridiculously far.'
Unfortunately, it requires over 10 hours by plane.
The problem is how to kill the Gay King.
Chairman Gay had a body impervious to sword aura. The Gay King can't possibly be weaker.
'...In a way, it's good. Being far from the Gay King.'
There is a way.
Chairman Gay, who ignored sword aura, died pathetically easy to the [Gay Extermination Water Balloon].
So, instead of sword aura or thunderbolt, use a GK Shop weapon to kill the Gay King.
'But that requires massive GK... Let's rest today. Maintaining condition is key.'
If I slip up again, it won't just be cops. With a 100 billion bounty, it's serious.
I slip through alleys, avoiding eyes, exiting the bustling area.
Then I stop in front of an apartment complex.
'I can't sleep properly without a woman. To maintain condition, I need sex. Especially after a shitty day like today.'
But not just any woman. My body only responds to beauties now.
'Let's see...'
It's evening, most apartments lit up. I enhance my vision with mana.
Scanning apartments quickly, my gaze stops. 7th floor balcony window: a woman working inside, stunning enough to rival celebrities.
'Teleport!'
I'm inside the apartment. Before me, a woman who jumped in shock and fell on her ass. Black semi-long hair, pale skin, sharp features. The classic puppy face.
'B-cup tits... but hey, the face is gorgeous.'
Looks late 20s. Wearing a white sweater and long skirt.
"...!"
Before she can scream, I cover her mouth with my hand and yank down her skirt. Plain cotton panties, unlike her looks.
"Heh. What the hell are these panties? Not even convenience stores sell these. Couldn't wear something nicer?"
To find a beauty like this here. My mood lifts instantly as I grin and pull down her panties.
Verdant black bush over a crimson slit. I reach out with a finger, then pause at her face.
'What the hell is this bitch.'
Not the face of a rape victim. It should show fear and revulsion, but it's calm. No, expectant.
I remove my hand from her mouth.
She doesn't scream.
"Ah, no... don't..."
"...".
I'm dumbfounded. Her lips curl up slightly. Her voice drips with sultry allure.
I grab her sweater and lift slightly. She writhes, stripping it off herself. Her plain bra falls too. I watch her light brown nipples harden in real time.
"...Huh."
As I'm stupefied.
Beep beep beep! Click!
The front door opens.