Chapter 247
Chapter 247
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 247
Chapter Title: Kill the Gay King
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“Aaaahhh!”
“Kyaaahhh!”
The people who had witnessed me killing the cop screamed and scattered in all directions.
I snapped out of it and checked my minimap as I bolted into an alley. Then I used teleport to slip into a nearby building. I could see inside through the window, so the jump was possible.
The spot I'd warped to looked like an employee break room—totally empty.
I scanned the minimap. It was packed with red and blue dots.
'Red for gays, blue for women... More gays, huh. Some are overlapping, probably because they're stacked across floors. Can't fully trust the minimap.'
Better than nothing. At least it pinpoints the gays' positions.
'And this Gay Extermination System.'
A holographic alert window floated in front of me. Nothing like the Playful Life app.
'In the original game, killing gays gave you resources. This seems similar. If so...'
I opened the GK Shop.
'Not just weapons—food, clothes, everything. Search makes it easy... and combos?!'
My eyes widened at the combo tab.
You could combine items in the game to craft stronger gear. I'd memorized all the combos and hidden recipes before entering this world.
'Jackpot...!'
A grin spread across my face. The strategy clicked: farm GK by killing gays, combine for the ultimate weapon, then take down the Gay King easy.
'Sword first.'
10 GK spent. Iron Sword purchased.
Iron Sword
A plain iron sword.
Price: 10 GK
An iron sword materialized in midair. I grabbed it, swung it around, tested the balance. Mass-produced but solid—well-maintained, it'd last.
'Sword secured... now combos.'
I hit combo. An empty grid popped up.
'Place items to combine.'
Water x3, water balloon, special solution—slot 'em in and activate.
The grid glowed, leaving only a black water balloon.
'Success!'
Gay Extermination Water Balloon
A water bomb filled with lethal special solution for gays only. Harmless water to normals.
Combo: Water x3 + Water Balloon + Special Solution
This unassuming balloon could save my ass in a pinch. I stuffed it in my pocket.
'Hope it doesn't pop. No inventory sucks. There was a combo for storage space...'
Recipe in mind, but no GK left—only 71. Couldn't afford materials.
'Time to grind GK!'
One way: kill gays.
Gripping my sword, I slipped out quietly. Short walk down the hall to an office. Peered through the glass.
The scene wasn't what I expected.
The open-plan office was divided by invisible walls.
Three-quarters: spotless, bright. Desks pristine with basic office supplies and top-tier PCs.
One-quarter: dingy. Beat-up desks piled with junk and old papers, ancient computers—at least three years outdated. Trash bin made it feel cramped and filthy.
The big divide? Men and women. Prime space for male employees; the dump for females.
Males lounged at fancy rigs, giggling, hands flying on keyboards and mice—not working.
The top dog, a balding middle-aged section chief, stood up. Approached a gaming employee.
'About to chew him out? Gonna get reamed. What balls to game openly... Even I, no office experience, wouldn't pull that.'
But what followed shattered expectations.
Chief clapped the guy's shoulder from behind. Employee turned, they locked eyes and grinned.
Chief's hand slid from shoulder to chest... down to under the desk.
Employee didn't resist—grinned sleazily and kissed him.
'Urk—gross!'
Gag reflex hit hard.
I averted my eyes before it went further.
Other males ignored it. No real work either—zoning out, fiddling phones.
Women? Buried in work. Papers, furious typing. Dark circles under exhausted eyes.
'That woman... pretty hot. Circles aside, big tits—makeup and she'd pass for a celeb.'
Tempting for a quick fuck, but nah. Mole by her nose killed the vibe. Libido extinguished.
No real threats, so I pushed the door open and strode in.
All eyes—men, women—snapped to me.
Chief clocked me as male, smiled.
“What brings you here? That sword... toy? Damn, looks real. Mind if I take a closer look?”
He approached grinning. I grimaced—his hand glistened with clear fluid. No imagining that.
“You an employee? Guards at the entrance need ID... How'd you get in?”
“Teleported.”
“Teleport...? Ha... Quite the joker. No plans anyway—join me in the break room for... Ghk!”
I rammed my sword into his chest and kicked him off.
Section Chief Gay Eliminated!
+3 GK Acquired!
Male employees jumped up in shock at my sudden move.
“Chief?!”
“Th-that's a real sword?!”
“Do something! Kim, call the cops! I'll hit security—aaagh!”
I charged the yeller, slashed. Head tumbled, blood sprayed.
“Kyaaahhh!”
Female employees screamed, backs to the wall. No escape with me blocking the door.
“No worries, ladies. Not here for you!”
A few males grabbed chairs, cutters—futile against me. Normal humans.
Didn't take long to wipe the males.
Shook blood from my sword in the gore-soaked office. Splattered the wall.
Glanced sideways. Women against the wall, trembling, avoiding my gaze.
“Catch you later. Have a good one.”
Waved cheerily, then stormed the next office for more gays.
Ramped through the building, killing nonstop.
Sword dulled fast—not like hunter blades sold IRL, just basic. No time for maintenance, so rebought with GK.
'Ease up on sword use. Durability's trash.'
Sword aura could preserve the edge, but it'd tire me out.
'Cops after the station kill. Public forces inbound.'
'Kill the Gay King' prioritizes survival. Conserve stamina and mana.
'Don't need sword anyway.'
Punches or kicks work, but touching male—especially gay—bodies disgusted me.
So I hurled chairs, office supplies to smash them.
'Wasn't always this gay-hating...'
I'd been indifferent before. Queer parades, orgies—whatever, not my problem.
Stumble on dick-rub pics online? Curse and scroll.
But leering at me, targeting my virgin ass? Game over.
'Kill every gay. For GK, for safety!'
Hunted and slaughtered relentlessly.
Sirens wailed outside. Peeked window: cop cars swarming, SWAT buses too.
'Women snitched? Bail now?'
Decided more kills first. Teleport for quick exit—plenty of time.
'Sabotage elevators for delay.'
Pried open elevator doors by hand. Even below C-rank hunter strength, easy.
Vmmm.
Blue sword aura flared. Slashed the cables.
Same for two more. Hit stairs up.
Chairman’s office ahead. Voices inside.
'Might as well bag the big boss.'
Burst in boldly.
Nightmare scene: buff middle-aged dude railing his young male secretary...
“Fucking hell!”
Grabbed office scissors, mana-boosted strength, hurled at the chairman. Dead center aim.
“Hng!”
He ducked casually.
“D-dodged?!”
“Hmmm. Heard reports. You're the psycho hitting our company, killing only men?”
Chairman shoved the secretary aside, faced me.
I locked eyes desperately. One glance down and trauma hits.
Brown mustache, waxed side-parted brown hair. Blue eyes sparkled like gems. Face alone? Kindly vibe.
“Mmm~ That fresh scent... Are you a pure straight youth, by chance?”
“Pure straight youth?”
“A virgin who's never fucked a man... Pure, untainted body. I can tell. Only someone whose cherry—front and back—remains gives off this aroma.”
“You're insane.”
“Insane? Harsh words... But even that prickly attitude is charming.”
Chairman advanced.
I gripped my sword two-handed. Crackle—lightning arced along the blade.
He halted abruptly, face shocked, yelling.
“Closer now—yes! That potent fragrance! You're a natural pure straight youth—thought extinct years ago!”
“...Natural pure straight youth? What's that?”
“You don't know?! A natural pure straight youth is prime essence! The total package—a national treasure! You, exactly!”